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Captain...or Skully

climber
Boise, ID or the fricken Bakken, variously
Sep 14, 2015 - 08:12pm PT
Whatevs....do as you will. Unless you have no will.
ruppell

climber
Sep 14, 2015 - 08:13pm PT
GLillegard

You are correct and I was wrong. Sorry for the bad info. It was second hand and obviously from someone who never checked.
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 08:13pm PT
RFLMAO!!! Seriously.

Obvious that all your supposed Road Kill conseur's have NEVER impacted a 200lb plus fast moving mammal at 75mphs with your $30K truck.

Cus if any of you had, you'd all know, that is the least of your concerns after doing so.

Now, I suggest if you all want to check out my take on this, then go out and hit a fking deer with your $30K vehicle, watch the entire coolant system explode, get shoved up into the engine cavity, have the Airbag deploy etc etc etc, then, get out of that bleeding smoking vehicle, run down the embankment some 50-100' where that animal flew off to, grab the decapitated 200+ pound blood strewn animal and haul it's twitching bleeding ass up that hill back to your totally immobile vehicle, shove into the back of that vehicle, call the wrecker, have him tow you 35 miles to the nearest body shop, etc etc etc.


Yup..... Only here.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Boise, ID or the fricken Bakken, variously
Sep 14, 2015 - 08:18pm PT
You're supposed to be a badass....take it home....on yer back.
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 08:22pm PT
I am a Badass!


Not a complete DUMBass as you obviously are, SKullyfk.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Goldenville west of Lurkerville
Sep 14, 2015 - 08:24pm PT
That's karma for all the skinny's you greased...
Captain...or Skully

climber
Boise, ID or the fricken Bakken, variously
Sep 14, 2015 - 08:25pm PT
Whatev. I remain unimpressed.
Not being full of yourself is a lesson, stupid.
Learn it.
yosemite 5.9

climber
santa cruz
Sep 14, 2015 - 08:30pm PT
My son-in-law hit one last weekend in the Santa Cruz Mountains. He was going under the speed limit of 35. Blind corner. No time to stop. The deer landed on the hood and then went under the car. Three point mule deer buck. My son-in-law and my daughter thought it was going to come through the windshield.

The animal that kills the most people on earth is deer.
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 08:40pm PT
Glad they made it out ok. DID their vehicle get totally trashed, 5.9?


Whatev. I remain unimpressed.

Work on it.






RJ: Them Skinny's are still all dead. I'm still here. And so it the truck. It'll be all fixed up, shiney and rolling in 2-3 weeks.

Ordered one of these today to have put on the front. $429 shipped:


jonnyrig

climber
Sep 14, 2015 - 08:55pm PT
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Gotta watch yerself out there.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Goldenville west of Lurkerville
Sep 14, 2015 - 09:18pm PT
The Chief...Didn't you have a ford pick-up ...?
10b4me

Social climber
Sep 14, 2015 - 09:32pm PT

The animal that kills the most people on earth is man.

Fixed it for you
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 09:43pm PT
RJ: Dumped that two years ago for the Tacoma.


BURCH!!


I am just thankful that you did not state anything about you personally possibly being a ... dumbASS!


Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
Sep 14, 2015 - 09:47pm PT
Nailed em going around 75ish
Why the f*#k you think there is speed limits in the first place? What an idiot.
The poor dumb animal is smarter, and more worthy of his life (you took) than you.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
Shetville , North of Los Angeles
Sep 14, 2015 - 09:52pm PT
Speed limits...? Most of the traffic on 395 is doing 80...
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 09:55pm PT
Damn.... how foolish of me. Had I been going 65 I would have not caused it to penetrate my radiator with it's antlers thus partially decapitating it.


BTW, Last May I was coming up 203 from 395 up to town just past the lane split and watched a Buck fly outta the hills and directly in front of a Subaru. I was going maybe 45. The Subi hit that fker straight on and tore the shet outta the front end and blew out the windshield.

I pulled over to check on the occupants and they were ok I then pulled the deer off the road so that no one else would impact it.

As you know Bio, the speed limit there is 55. Thus .... Moot and a bigass BAWAHHWAH!

The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 10:04pm PT
No names called Burch. Just pointing out that I am proud of you for NOT calling yourself a ... dumbASS!

32145689012,,,,!~

EDIT:

DEER'S are out in droves... Don't become a casualty. Be careful out there these upcoming weekends.
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 10:53pm PT
And a DEER can take out Burch and most all here with ALL it's knees completely severed and flying behind it's back. Fact.

Now that is the true BadASS, here. Even when it's dead.
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
Sep 14, 2015 - 11:41pm PT
Glad to know all is well, truck gets fixed or junked.... Good thing for the browns you never showed.

Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Sep 14, 2015 - 11:54pm PT
wildfire might be moving animals around, not sure how far,

had a friend hit a small deer in a VW bug up near butte meadows on his way to pick up his date in Chico, thinks the deer is dead, puts it in the front of the bug because thats where the trunk is, picks up date, deer start kicking the trunk, chick freaks out, get's more freaked after he gets out of car and starts stabbing it like a goodfellas movie, date over,
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