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The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 14, 2015 - 02:27pm PT
Nailed a five point buck that came outta nowhere this morning on 395 just before the June Lake turnoff headed north to Parker Lake to hunt some Browns at precisely 0755 this morning.

Two CHP's at the Shell station saw the whole incident and came up to check on me. Stated I am the seventh deer casualty between Mammoth and June since Saturday morning. The Tow Truck driver from Mr.K's in Mammoth that hauled my ass back down to Bishop said this is the 12th deer impacted vehicle he has towed since last weekend.


Watch the fk out... they are out and fast. Never saw this dude before it was too late... BAM!


dirtbag

climber
Sep 14, 2015 - 02:31pm PT
Yikes--glad you're ok.
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 02:45pm PT
Fk that swerve shet. My Wife had the same deal happen to her last year coming down the grade from Mammoth and did the NASCAR deal and closed her eyes with two of them bad boys crossing directly in front of her. She ended up going in between both of em. Never touched em.

The one this morning, I hit the fker just I was finishing the O-O-O...H. Never got to the Shet!!! part of the sentence. That is how fast he came out of no where. Didn't have time to even react or swerve. Nailed em going around 75ish. Bag deployed the whole nine yards. Felt and sounded like I got hit with a 40mm A/A round.

Tork

climber
Yosemite
Sep 14, 2015 - 02:56pm PT
Yeah glad your ok. They are all over the place in the wee hours. I need to slow it down for sure.
Scylax

Trad climber
Idaho
Sep 14, 2015 - 02:58pm PT
Going 75? Ouch. What kinda deer? Muley?
Gorgeous George

Trad climber
Los Angeles, California
Sep 14, 2015 - 03:00pm PT
Family and I drove from Ouray to Durango a few weeks ago at dusk. Within a half hour period we saw 28 deer on the side of the road, including one buck that stopped, looked at me as I slammed on the brakes, then dashed right in front of me. Missed him by inches.

We couldn't stop talking about how many deer were out.

My Dad hit one near Santa Maria when we were kids. Totaled the car.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Sep 14, 2015 - 03:00pm PT
Thanks for the heads up.

Too bad you can't keep the trophy and use the meat.
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 03:00pm PT
Roger that on the Muley... that's all we got here in Eastside. Had a nice rack on him. He'll be feeding the coyotes and Ravens for the next week. I hit him so hard he went flying over the guard rail and down the hill. Cal-Trans dudes came by to verify all was clear per the CHP's request while I was waiting for the wrecker...fker!

EDIT: His Startboard Antler went through the radiator dumping all my green juice. Thus the call out for the wrecker.
phylp

Trad climber
Upland, CA
Sep 14, 2015 - 03:04pm PT
Thanks for the warning!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Sep 14, 2015 - 03:05pm PT
You can't keep the meat? It's ok to dress your road kill on the side of the road here in NH. Ought to be legal everywhere.
Scylax

Trad climber
Idaho
Sep 14, 2015 - 03:06pm PT
5x5 Muley at 75? That Toyota of yours must be a tough truck! Glad you are ok.
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 03:08pm PT
Who the fk is going to walk down a 20-30 degree hill some 50', drag the sob turd bite deer that just fked up my truck and my fly fishing day, up the hill, throw it in the back of truck and then have blood all over the cab as it's towed 37 miles to a body shop. Specially with it's head half torn off....


EDIT: Chipper told me that had I been going 55-60, it probably would have been far worse. More area to be impacted. He had me at 75. He also made note that the faster one is going the better when hitting a deer or any other animal. They bounce off better. Take that for what's it worth.
WBraun

climber
Sep 14, 2015 - 03:18pm PT
Did the radiator survive?
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from Shetville
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2015 - 03:22pm PT
Not with the 40mm hole that the jackoff Buck's antler put in it. The truck bled out green juice faster than the almost decapitated Deer bled out it's red juice. Tore off and took the entire AC compressor that was connected to the middle rt hand portion of the radiator with it when it flew off the truck and over the side.

Thus the call out to have the wrecker extract my ass back down to Bishop.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Boise, ID or the fricken Bakken, variously
Sep 14, 2015 - 03:35pm PT
Figured you'd fix it with your teeth, or some such.
Glad you're not dead, sort of.
"Deers"....indeed.
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Sep 14, 2015 - 04:17pm PT
So you chose to be towed directly to La Casita??? ;-) ;-)
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Sep 14, 2015 - 04:19pm PT
Fauna are outta control. Saw more rattlers in Sept than in all last year, bugs are nuts and spiders blowing up. Warm weather sucks.
jeff constine

Trad climber
Ao Namao
Sep 14, 2015 - 04:21pm PT
Glad I did all the climbing i ever want to do up that way! Glad yur ok Chiefy...
d-know

Trad climber
electric lady land
Sep 14, 2015 - 04:24pm PT
Just drove over Chinook pass
in the fog with wapiti
on the left and right.
Luckily wapiti not as
suicidal as deer.
As noted, do not swerve.
Glad you ok
a chief.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
Sep 14, 2015 - 04:24pm PT
http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/speed-up-when-you-hit-a-moose/

Sierra Mooses are more dangerous, gotta slow for them. ;)
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