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Mike from Phoenix

Trad climber
Phoenix, AZ
Jan 7, 2015 - 10:39am PT
What's the difference between a tornado & a Kentucky divorce?

I don't know, but either way someone is going to lose a trailer!
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Jan 9, 2015 - 07:17am PT
well some would say G.O.D. (that's me) but that's not funny to some, most of all me.

Easy 1st

What do you get when you cross a Centipede with an African Gray parrot?

Harder(more silly)

Which is the fruity est class in school ? (no not the one taught by the gay teacher)

And for climber content,

What is the lazy est mountain in the world?




these are easy and bring the lite chuckles I like. . .
answers may follow . . .
then again some one else can send this one!
jpb2

Trad climber
PHOENIX, MD
Jan 9, 2015 - 07:30am PT
What did the fish say when he hit his head?



Damn.
frank wyman

Mountain climber
montana
Jan 9, 2015 - 08:22am PT
How did Ray Rices girlfreind find out he was cheating on her?...She found another girls lipstick on his knuckles....
dirt claud

Social climber
san diego,ca
Feb 10, 2015 - 02:37pm PT
Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound
and never left the house for 5 years.

It is now believed he called the Navy Seals himself.
i'm gumby dammit

Sport climber
da ow
Feb 10, 2015 - 06:55pm PT
During a pregame interview Pete Carroll was asked how he felt about winning back to back championships to which he replied "I think I'll pass".
Gary

Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Feb 10, 2015 - 07:10pm PT
My wife left me for a Hindu guy. At least he'll treat her better... they worship cows.
east side underground

climber
Hilton crk,ca
Feb 10, 2015 - 08:12pm PT
what's the difference between superman and ordinary men? ........ superman wears his underware outside his pants
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Feb 11, 2015 - 06:40am PT
I will try and be more in line with the 'one liner' types but this Grabbed Me so I Grabbed it>http://www.imitationreallife.com/climb/
EdwardT

Trad climber
Retired
Feb 11, 2015 - 08:31am PT
Two men sitting at a bar.

One of them looks across the bar and sees two old drunks sitting at a table. He turns to his friend and says, "In ten years, that'll be us."
His friend looks and says, "That's a mirror, dumbass."
Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Feb 11, 2015 - 08:33am PT
Tranny trouble causes major auto accident in LA.
cliffhanger

Trad climber
California
Feb 11, 2015 - 09:24am PT
check out Learning Trad's post here:

http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/2573202/Travel-Checklist-any-suggestions
stunewberry

Trad climber
Spokane, WA
Feb 11, 2015 - 02:18pm PT
A vegan, a lactose intolerant, and a paleo diet follower walk into a bar.

It's no big deal, they all just manage to work it into the conversation within 30 seconds.
skitch

climber
East of Heaven
Feb 11, 2015 - 02:21pm PT
My wife said to make sure and give the waitress the tip. . .but I decided to give the waitress both inches.
cliffhanger

Trad climber
California
Mar 22, 2015 - 01:41pm PT
A 3 legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm lookin for the guy that shot my paw."
If

Trad climber
UK
Mar 22, 2015 - 01:46pm PT
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar
And the barman says ......

"Is this a joke?"
Banquo

climber
Amerricka
Mar 22, 2015 - 03:28pm PT
I stood there wondering why the rock was getting larger and larger. Then it hit me.
MisterE

Gym climber
Bishop, CA
Mar 22, 2015 - 04:54pm PT
Dyslexic bumpersticker:

Dylsexics Untie!
L

climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
Mar 22, 2015 - 05:41pm PT
Three blondes walk into a building.

You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Flip Flop

climber
salad bowl, california
Mar 22, 2015 - 09:02pm PT
Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
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