On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him.
"The trouble with you English is that you are so bloody stuffy ...
You set yourselves above the average person. Do you really think your stiff upper lip attitude really works Look at me: I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman lowered his newspaper and replied, "How very sporting of your mother."
F*#kin' wine snob..... I had a 2018 Mud House Sauvignon Blanc last night and it was WAY better than your fancy pants French swill. To persons who signed up for a free bottle of wine, they're a comin', I'm just a bit busy right now.