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glen prior

Trad climber
truckee, ca
May 14, 2019 - 03:10pm PT
...Meanwhile,out in the desert, two arabs are eating their dates...
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 14, 2019 - 03:11pm PT
What? They ate their camels? 😱
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
May 30, 2019 - 03:38pm PT
Might as well try for the last one.....

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him.

"The trouble with you English is that you are so bloody stuffy ...
You set yourselves above the average person. Do you really think your stiff upper lip attitude really works… Look at me: I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?"

The Englishman lowered his newspaper and replied, "How very sporting of your mother."
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 30, 2019 - 03:49pm PT
^^^^ +2!

Had a fabulous ‘18 Pouilly Fuissé ‘Vieilles Vignes de Solutré’, Domaine des Gerbeaux
last week in Blighty. Went so well with me whelks and Dover sole.
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
May 31, 2019 - 06:54am PT
F*#kin' wine snob..... I had a 2018 Mud House Sauvignon Blanc last night and it was WAY better than your fancy pants French swill. To persons who signed up for a free bottle of wine, they're a comin', I'm just a bit busy right now.
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