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nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 1, 2010 - 01:18pm PT
A guy walks into a bar and on the bar is a pot of $100 bills....




D'oh! no wait... that one is far too long.


Beuhler?
MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Jul 1, 2010 - 01:21pm PT
I used to think I was indecisive, now I am not so sure.

Department of redundancy department!
the kid

Trad climber
fayetteville, wv
Jul 1, 2010 - 01:21pm PT
look
in
the
mirror




BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

;)
nutjob

Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
Jul 1, 2010 - 01:22pm PT
A guy walks into a bar.
The second guy ducks.
matty

Trad climber
los arbor
Jul 1, 2010 - 01:30pm PT
What's wrong with a gay BBQ?

The hot dogs taste like sh#t.
Derek

climber
Jul 1, 2010 - 01:37pm PT
A guy walks in to a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The doctor takes one look at him, and says "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".
apogee

climber
Jul 1, 2010 - 01:40pm PT
Does the world smell different to short people?
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2010 - 01:46pm PT
the looking in the mirror joke doesn't make me laugh.

Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 1, 2010 - 01:49pm PT
If we post dwarf jokes, Chris might toss us out of here.
HighTraverse

Trad climber
Bay Area
Jul 1, 2010 - 01:50pm PT
yuh ever bin ta Utaaahhhhrr?
......pause for effect.......
Whyyy?

ah'm frum Utaaaahhhrrrr....
...pause...
whurr the men 're men......an' the sheep're all nervous


Credits to Utah Phillips (RIP)
pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Jul 1, 2010 - 01:56pm PT
Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep when they die?







'Cause deep down they're good people.
BurnRockBurn

climber
South of Black Rock City (CC,NV)
Jul 1, 2010 - 01:56pm PT
What do you have if you have a moth ball in each hand?














A BIG FUGGING MOTH
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jul 1, 2010 - 02:08pm PT

Yeah, but Anders, my jokes might dwarf yours!!!!!


hee hee hee
throwpie

Trad climber
Berkeley
Jul 1, 2010 - 02:16pm PT
A duck walked into a drugstore and said "give me a tube of chapstick and put it on my bill."
locker

Social climber
PopEYEville
Jul 1, 2010 - 02:20pm PT


A dude called Nature goes to make a cup of COFFEE...
















































WARNING!!!...















































MAY contain FECAL MATTER...




;-)







MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Jul 1, 2010 - 02:23pm PT
How about the near-deaf genie who gave the guy a million ducks and a 12-inch pianist?
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2010 - 02:31pm PT
E - :-)

I finally got Anders' dwarf comment.
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2010 - 02:33pm PT
What do you call a fish with no eye?



Fsh.
nutjob

Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
Jul 1, 2010 - 02:38pm PT
I never knew it took a fish with no eye to make a baby. Maybe too obscure?
Silver

Big Wall climber
Nor Nev
Jul 1, 2010 - 04:23pm PT
Whats the difference between a Lawyer and a Carp?

Ones a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other one's a fish.

Your momma so fat that a fridge strapped to her side looks like a pager.

What do you have when you have 100 lawyers buried to their knees in concrete?

Not enough concrete.

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