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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Jul 26, 2009 - 03:31pm PT
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Jokes like that may cause some to become a little testy...
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ChrisW
Trad climber
boulder, co
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Jul 26, 2009 - 07:32pm PT
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If you are American before you go in the Bathroom and you American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you when you are in the bathroom?
European.
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noshoesnoshirt
climber
I don't even know any more
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 26, 2009 - 10:30pm PT
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Comic Sans walks into a bar
the bartender says
"I'm sorry we don't serve your type here"
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pip the dog
Mountain climber
planet dogboy
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Jul 26, 2009 - 10:53pm PT
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Have you heard they are now using lawyers rather then white rats for medical experiments? It's true. There are three reasons:
[1] There are now more lawyers then white rats.
[2] The lab techs don't get so emotionally attached to lawyers.
[3] There are some things that a rat just won't do...
as told to me by this excellent guy i met at B'man in about '98. later i introduced myself and eventually asked him what he did 'back in the world' -- turns out he was the (then) dean of Boalt Hall, the law school at UC/Bezerkeley.
^,,^
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Jul 27, 2009 - 10:46am PT
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Did you hear Melinda Gates is divorcing Bill?
She found out what "Microsoft" really meant!
Ba-dum Ching!
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Jay Wood
Trad climber
Fairfax, CA
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Jul 27, 2009 - 10:58am PT
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What's the difference between snot and cauliflower?
Kids will eat snot.
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john hansen
climber
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Jul 31, 2009 - 10:11pm PT
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Polynesian Joke..
What do you call two Samoan's wrestling on a couch?
Tofellafalloffasofa
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Jul 31, 2009 - 11:01pm PT
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Wasn't there one about the mountain lion with the injured leg who walked into the bar and said:
"I'm lookin' for the feller that shot my paw."
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Eric McAuliffe
Trad climber
Alpine County, CA
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Jul 31, 2009 - 11:42pm PT
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What is the relationship between a pumpkins circumfrance and its radius?
Pumpkin Pi!
I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not panicking, like his passengers.
not mine but i got a crack outa these
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