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noshoesnoshirt
climber
I don't even know any more
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 22, 2009 - 01:31pm PT
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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bonin_in_the_boneyard
Trad climber
Up the 'Creek w/out a Prada
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Jul 22, 2009 - 01:48pm PT
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Oghlmph!"
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The Wolf
Trad climber
East SF Bay Area
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Jul 22, 2009 - 02:21pm PT
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Jesus is on the cross and looks down at Peter and says "hey Peter I can see your house form here"
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Jul 22, 2009 - 02:25pm PT
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I only have one bad joke, but it's a good one.
Where was the first donut made?
In grease.
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bonin_in_the_boneyard
Trad climber
Up the 'Creek w/out a Prada
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Jul 22, 2009 - 02:33pm PT
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Why did the honey bee wear a yarmulke?
He didn't want anyone to think he was a wasp.
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AbeFrohman
Trad climber
new york, NY
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Jul 22, 2009 - 02:44pm PT
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did you hear the white house gardener got fired?
He said he couldnt find the spade or the hoe.
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paul roehl
Boulder climber
california
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Jul 22, 2009 - 02:45pm PT
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
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Phil_B
Social climber
Hercules, CA
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Jul 22, 2009 - 02:59pm PT
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Where did the general put his army?
in his sleevie!
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Jul 22, 2009 - 02:59pm PT
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^ hahahahahahah..... I have to admit a soft spot for jokes a (sheltered)eight year old would laugh at.
edit: it was for the 0 and 8 one, but the army/sleevie one fits too.
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cliffhanger
Trad climber
California
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Jul 22, 2009 - 03:00pm PT
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Not Politically Correct:
I guess we all need a few laughs in this time of financial turmoil.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'
The Asian lady said, 'Fluc you white people too!'
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maestro8
Trad climber
Sunnyvale, CA
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Jul 22, 2009 - 05:44pm PT
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How does Adolph Hitler tie his shoes?
In little knotsies!
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L
climber
The Paleozoic rift of the Caradoc drift
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Jul 22, 2009 - 06:07pm PT
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What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
The large pizza can still feed a family of four.
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Gene
climber
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Jul 22, 2009 - 08:26pm PT
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What did Batman tell Robin right before Robin got out of the Batmobile?
"Get out of the Batmobile, Robin."
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jmap
Social climber
NC
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Jul 22, 2009 - 09:06pm PT
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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
One goes "choo choo choo" and the other goes "spit your gum out."
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AP
Trad climber
Calgary
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Jul 22, 2009 - 09:08pm PT
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What do you get when you cross an octopuss with an Italian?
I don't know but you should see it lay bricks
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Indianclimber
Trad climber
Lost Wages
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Jul 22, 2009 - 09:11pm PT
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Why was the broom late for work? It over swept because it was sweepy.
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Gene
climber
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Jul 22, 2009 - 09:52pm PT
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Jul 22, 2009 - 10:30pm PT
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This thread.
Because with a couple exceptions, it is only riddles!
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 22, 2009 - 10:47pm PT
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I bought a toaster oven yesterday and they gave me a bank.
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Jul 22, 2009 - 10:50pm PT
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I just wanna know which bank is giving 180 - 200 dollars for yen!
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