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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Apr 30, 2018 - 05:07am PT
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Sobriety changes you. Sometimes it gives you the heightened perception that you might have felt from certain drugs in the past.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Apr 30, 2018 - 05:11am PT
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Shel Silverstein, ‘got stoned and I missed it’
Oh yes boys play it sweet for me
I was sittin' in my basement I'd just rolled myself a taste of
Somethin' green and gold and glorious to get me through the day
When my friend yells through my transom grab your coat an' get your hat son
There's a nut down on the corner a givin' dollar bills away
But I sat around a bit and then I had another hit
And then I rolled myself a bomber thought about my momma
Looked around fooled around played around while and then
I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and it rolled right by
I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned oh me oh my
It took seven months of urgin' just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit
And next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
But when she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit
I got stoned and I missed it...
Read more: Shel Silverstein - I Got Stoned And I Missed It Lyrics | MetroLyrics
https://youtu.be/HM1MftCtIlg
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Apr 30, 2018 - 06:25am PT
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?? HhuMM,?
seems something changed? what was it that left the warm fuzzy glow of this campfire?
Snarky,no longer in context, joke alluding to multiple personality disorder/Ethanolhttps://www.drugs.com/alcohol.html along the lines/about; personalities being sober, has been removed.
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ground chuck,Ice climber.Olympia
!?Apr 30, 2018 - 11:32pm PT
hydro crossbreeds will rot your brain . . . . .
Grnd-Chck!
talk about frighteningly prophetic,on,5/6/
#MythickYhamakin,mekryZ , went to a Hydro strain?! -ikidyougnot-
Erth1st!bIoy
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ECF
Big Wall climber
Ridgway CO
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Apr 30, 2018 - 06:29am PT
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But the real high comes from telling other people what they should and shouldn’t do based on your own personal experiences.
Yeah, power is a trip, man.
People who post on the internet are missing out.
And you drove a car while high on pot? That’s a crime.
Thousands of people used pot in a responsible manner while you were out endangering other people’s lives.
Maybe you and your myopic world view are the problem.
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 30, 2018 - 04:11pm PT
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jaybro gets it. rest of you too stoned to notice the diference.... BTW the leftover bud went in the woodstove....
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Apr 30, 2018 - 05:10pm PT
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Tradman, you ever mix booze and climbing?
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 30, 2018 - 05:14pm PT
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not much. mostly climbed on the hungover end and then ripped it up post climbing...
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Apr 30, 2018 - 05:46pm PT
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dude, say what you will about pot killing the experience, hungover climbing is the *worst*
For sure we can all agree that If you're not licking sonoran desert toads butt nekkid new summit onsight freesolo, you're missing out (some small exemption exists for the toad milkers and their milkeye bowls).
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 30, 2018 - 06:01pm PT
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wish we had a like button.... the last toadlicking one by TBC is a gem...
Hung over climbing sucks... most things suck hung over..
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wilbeer
Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
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Apr 30, 2018 - 06:15pm PT
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Leftover bud .
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WyoRockMan
climber
Grizzlyville, WY
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Apr 30, 2018 - 07:50pm PT
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hungover climbing is the *worst*
MikeM demanding I keep the previous nights quantities of IPA in my gut and not on his head.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Apr 30, 2018 - 08:03pm PT
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I SMOKE WEED TO HIDE FROM MY PROBLEMS AND SEE HALOOSINAGINS.
ONE TIME I TOKED SO RAD I WAS BLAZED UP
DANK
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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Apr 30, 2018 - 08:15pm PT
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HaHaaaaaaa! This is the funniest shite in awhile..😂
Cept for Gdavis, ur still gay.
Edit, and I'm still on the fence tho about Brennan
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Apr 30, 2018 - 08:20pm PT
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so i found this sh#t but now i lost it because of that sh#t. have you seen my line?
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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Apr 30, 2018 - 08:28pm PT
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Haaa. Easy come easy go😜
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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Apr 30, 2018 - 08:31pm PT
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🔭But dam boy, that shite looks 5.11!?
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Apr 30, 2018 - 08:45pm PT
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it's a piece all the way out there, gotta go get after it. it definitely will not go without some quality, tan, fineground organic toad venom xtals.
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WyoRockMan
climber
Grizzlyville, WY
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Apr 30, 2018 - 08:51pm PT
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Best use for a #1.
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skywalker1
Trad climber
co
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Apr 30, 2018 - 10:19pm PT
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^^^^^nothing just some stupid bullsh&t about weed and someone"s hemorrhoid from it. Back to climbing, TR's, a little help to beginners or advanced, funny stories, B.A.S.E. jumping, wingsuits, and coed naked tele.
If you ask me.
S.....
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Topic Author's Reply - May 1, 2018 - 03:04am PT
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Three rings for the Elfin kings in Middle Earth. so hung over we felt like dead horse meat in a dog food factory. My friend is starting up with just a few slings. I am trying to make him carry more gear. "These things are all run out clip ups you only need a few slings.." (possibly still drunk and definatly ripped) at the last minuet while he is wresteling with the flared groove at the start I clip a biner of stoppers on his gear loop. It turns into a very long lead with Alex running out of slings and biners and Clipping stoppers with single biners.... he did great but it was nip and tuck there for a bit....
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