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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Jul 31, 2013 - 10:54pm PT
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Is it just me...or does anyone sense the cruelty that appears to be inherent among the "fairer sex"?
Ain't none of my dude friends ever been sent to the hospital from getting beat on. A few of my female friends may be.
People are f*#ked up, men and women both.
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john hansen
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Jul 31, 2013 - 11:05pm PT
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Like some one above said
"We were pulling unevenly at the yoke" I could have never lasted with a Born Again Christian anyway, so just as well.
As for the next one, we were also pulling unevenly at the yoke.
I was pulling the wagon,,, and she was in it!
After 7 years, 2 days after I declared bankruptcy ,she was out of there.
By then I was extremely relieved when she boarded her plane to leave.
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justthemaid
climber
Jim Henson's Basement
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Jul 31, 2013 - 11:15pm PT
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Ron and Lubbock and I should start a club...
I once showed up at my boyfriend's apartment and he had moved. (This happened in Reseda so it gets ghetto-points.)
No really..totally empty apartment, no forwarding address. No note, no phone call no nothin'. I guess that was his way of breaking up. Never saw him again.
@Susan... my mom kinda had the same thing happen but she was the other woman. Her high school sweetheart reconnected with her after 40 years. Problem was.. he was married. He died of a heart attack while driving to hook up with my mother for a rendezvous.
Yet another awkward funeral....
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Jul 31, 2013 - 11:26pm PT
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^^^^^
"Zip, she's his problem now, so celebrate ! "
Jim, Dude, you know something I don't know?
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MisterE
climber
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Jul 31, 2013 - 11:29pm PT
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In the spirit of Monty Python...
I was actually dumped into a large-capacity dumpster in Pacoima by my girlfriend, where I continued to live huffing gas and eating whatever offal ended up beside me. I picked up a TV reality show after a COPS episode, and now can huff Pam instead.
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Oplopanax
Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
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Jul 31, 2013 - 11:31pm PT
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I had an interesting conversation with a gal about the same side of the fence.
I told her I was confident enough in my straightness that I could enjoy looking at a pretty boy.
She told me that she was interested in girls.
That was a long lonely drive home from Cow Town.
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Jul 31, 2013 - 11:32pm PT
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I've never been dumped and am not a groupie...Meow...!
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lubbockclimber
Trad climber
lubbock,tx
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Jul 31, 2013 - 11:35pm PT
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Oh I forgot she took my damn weed too. Bitch
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Jul 31, 2013 - 11:37pm PT
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^^^If you are really from Texas - then she also stole your pickup and ran over your dog.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jul 31, 2013 - 11:56pm PT
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RJ! It's like those that declare: I've never taken a lead fall or never flipped a boat. Just wait for your fate.
I've never been dumped and am not a groupie...Meow...!
I have been dumped, but the best dumped story I've heard comes from Heidi: who used to dive & hang with a group of Boise skydivers.
One friend irritated his wife to the point of dumpage.
Late on a late-night snowy Christmas Eve, he staggered up to their front door, after a big-party night. He drunkenly-ignored all the snow-coverd lumps in the front yard.
On the locked front door was a note from his now ex-wife.
Merry fuking-Christmas!
The snow-covered lumps in the yard were his possessions.
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Dr. Christ
Mountain climber
State of Mine
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hmmm, come to think of it, I've never been dumped.
I had a girlfriend cheat on me with another girl before. I made it perfectly clear "it is cheating if you have sex with a girl and I'm not there."
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lubbockclimber
Trad climber
lubbock,tx
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Yea it definitely coulda been a country song she did take my fukin dog tho
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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^^^If you are really from Texas - then she also stole your pickup and ran over your dog.
ok now that was f*#king funny....
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Fritz...You are a wise man..i've suffered all of those fates , leader fall , crashing my road bike , flipping the boat and floundering in the dark but none are worse than the sound of the wind getting sucked out of your lungs when a girl tells you it's over...That's where the sheep come in handy... RJ
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LilaBiene
Trad climber
Technically...the spawning grounds of Yosemite
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Me to ex-husband: "I think you should leave."
(Crickets. Ex-husband stunned.)
Ex-husband to me, incredulously: "Nobody's ever dumped ME?!"
(Still didn't get it.)
Rewind not quite a year, when ex-husband and I have just signed papers on first house. Taking apart the bed in the apartment we'd lived in for...oh...seven years. We're all excited and happy to move in on the first day, etc., etc. I look down...and, what the? Then bend down for a closer look, and there's a woman's Alabama driver's license in the bed frame. Must have been stuck there on purpose quite some time ago, because there was no way for it to "accidentally" fall where it roosted. WTF? He said he didn't do anything and had no idea how it got there. Definitely didn't know her. (How did he know it was a "her" and who it was, if he hadn't actually seen what I had picked up?) Suffice it to say that he never admitted to having done anything, and I couldn't trust a damn thing he said because of it. He was still baffled when he got the boot.
Can't make it up.
On the other side of the coin, dating for a good while & was really digging the guy. A little uptight and didn't get my adventurous nature and why I didn't keep score playing golf, but DAMN could he hit his irons long. I make the reservations to play on a Saturday afternoon (torture for me -- too expensive, too slow, but whatever). In the middle of the 3rd hole, one of my favorites -- a long par 5 I used to love to try to birdie -- my damn phone starts vibrating. Did I mention he was a no-show & I got stuck with his $75 greens fee? He wants to talk, in person...is now a problem? Hindsight is 20/20. Shoulda just kept playing...I was hitting my irons well that day. Instead, I let him ruin a perfectly good round of (way-too-damn-expensive) golf.
High school boyfriend. Baseball player (shoulda known better!). We're messing around in his bedroom and he says to me: "I know how to get laid without even having to try...you just get a girl drunk. No, seriously, it's really easy!" I get myself dressed and have to call my mom to come pick me up to drive me back home, after she had just dropped me off.
I've got more...but I think I'll save myself the reliving of the rest of these brilliant moments in my life. ;D
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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LilaBiene,
Let's hear more.
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LilaBiene
Trad climber
Technically...the spawning grounds of Yosemite
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Rollerblading waitress days. Tight black jeans shorts, big bleached blonde ponytail & killer tan. (Not to mention a killer set of Bones bearings in my blades.) With all this going for me, I was loop-de-loop mad over "the new guy" who had just lost his job in the latest Congressional turn-over. He'd lived abroad, spoke another language, too, lots of stuff in common blah blah blah.
Roommate (also waitron) slides over & says: "Hey -- you're not going home with what's-his-face tonight, are you?"
I shrug my shoulders & take off on my blades & holler over my shoulder that double standards still suck and that there's nothing wrong with wanting a romp.
So a little while later, the roomie shimmies up and says: "Hey -- seriously. You know he's going around the restaurant telling everyone he's banging you and his ex-girlfriend and he's moving back to where he's from TOMORROW, right?"
Doofus here doesn't believe this and goes back to his place, whereupon she asks whether the aforementioned rumors were true? Uh...yeah.
Suffice it to say that he had a very uncomfortable, tense and...er...blue... last night in Washington, D.C. I got up at the crack of dawn, turned down his very kind offer to relieve him of his misery and told him that my trainer at the gym was waiting.
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aspendougy
Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA8tUUrSTIw
This is the best song to play after you've been dumped, make you feel better right away, plus these guys have so much fun singing it.
"Hey, little girl it's all over for you,.........."
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Ksolem
Trad climber
Monrovia, California
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Can't wait till the Poop smearing stories come out.
Hey that's my story. No way it gets told here though. Do I know you?
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