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Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jun 17, 2013 - 12:04am PT
Thinking about the whackbabes I've known over the years - I have to agree with the collective about dumping the GF.

If you stay with her you'll eventually end up ironing creases into your Dockers every morning before work and cooking her meals wearing nothing but high heels and a lace apron.

Unless you like that sort of thing ya pussy.
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Jun 17, 2013 - 12:07am PT
jesus h christ
did she at least give you good belay?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jun 17, 2013 - 12:11am PT
I'm sorry, but I've been there a dozen times, and WTF is a "Florida crag"?
Travis Haussener

Trad climber
Salt Lake City
Jun 17, 2013 - 12:14am PT
Thread drift...but she's a good girl (or maybe I'm brainwashed) she climbs, runs, and skis with me/ puts up with my sh?t. She just got aggravated by their behavior. Shoot I'm prolly brainwashed.
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Jun 17, 2013 - 12:18am PT
The whole state of Florida is one big watershed.


So... no dogs allowed in the whole effing state?

That pisses me off.


dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Jun 17, 2013 - 12:20am PT
Hey... wait a minute....there are no crags in Florida.

The whole story is BS.
stephenbmx1@yahoo.com montoya

Sport climber
texas
Jun 17, 2013 - 12:27am PT
whoopin some ass is whats needed
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jun 17, 2013 - 12:27am PT
I'm thinking he's a nice Mormon kid from Utah who's visiting his Fiance's parents at their summer place in Tampa.

The crag thing is a red herring.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jun 17, 2013 - 12:57am PT
And we wonder why we can't get along with the rest of the world?
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Jun 17, 2013 - 01:32am PT
If others aren't doing something that directly affects you why say anything? It's a free country down there last I heard.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Jun 17, 2013 - 02:04am PT
Didnt Rock and Ice once did a story on climbing in Florida, I recall it was a stretch to call it climbing
Bruce Morris

Social climber
Belmont, California
Jun 17, 2013 - 02:16am PT
My very opinionated gf told these individuals that dogs weren't allowed in the watershed. After no response from these individuals she proceeded to tell them should would notify the 5-0 if they didn't follow the rules.

Your GF had the right idea. You don't go to the crags to make friends. You're there to make a statement; to demonstrate and make a show of force. The local crags make an excellent backdrop for high drama.

Keep up the good work! Your little vignette casts a brief light on what climbing and climbers are really all about.
weezy

climber
Jun 17, 2013 - 02:19am PT
where in little cottonwood canyon did this sordid love rhombus happen?
i'm gumby dammit

Sport climber
da ow
Jun 17, 2013 - 02:25am PT
first girl i've heard of that doesn't love dogs. can't say she made a favorable online impression.
RDB

Social climber
wa
Jun 17, 2013 - 02:54am PT
"find a new girl friend" this one is a dumb bitch in so many ways.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jun 17, 2013 - 03:07am PT
I lived in SLC and poop in the watershed is a real problem. Telling them is appropriate. Now phrasing and presenting it just right is often the crux..

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Call Coz...he'll come out there and smack 'em with his purse.
Harsh, but funny Dean!
cuvvy

Sport climber
arkansas
Jun 17, 2013 - 08:21am PT
We all think we are special. We all do things we shouldn't. People love their dogs.

rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Jun 17, 2013 - 11:19am PT
Years and years ago when I was very young I lived in Hollywood. One day my GF and I were walking down the Blvd when 6 very large, very gay black men stopped and starting talking to us. One of them put his on my shoulder and said "I bet I could turn you gay".

The next thing I know my GF is screaming at the guy "GET YOUR F*#KING HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND YOU F*#KING NIGGER!".

I just walked away and left her ass there to answer for her crimes.

Get new GF. She clearly has no brain whatsoever.
i'm gumby dammit

Sport climber
da ow
Jun 17, 2013 - 11:29am PT
One of them put his on my shoulder and said "I bet I could turn you gay".

wait. what exactly did he put on your shoulder?
patrick compton

Trad climber
van
Jun 17, 2013 - 11:36am PT
Call the cops because a dog isn't where it supposed to be? Lmao. Given that, you should have gotten into it with the dude cuz he had words with your girl. If your girl should have started with him is besides the point... guys don't threaten girls, that is weak.

Pulling a weapon in a situation like this is a very bad idea. If you don't intend to use deadly force, don't pull a gun. And there aren't many situations that require a weapon.
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