12 million Americans believe Lizard People Run Our Country!

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Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 4, 2013 - 05:21pm PT
At least you know his job performance would be, well...KILLER!
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Apr 4, 2013 - 06:24pm PT
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Apr 4, 2013 - 06:28pm PT
It is possible that some people on ST are actual reptilians.
"some couch people" seem to fit the bill quite well, angry, always complaining, never happy about the direction that things are headed, keeping lists of those that deviate from the "Rules" that they have set.

I wonder if they know they are reptiles, or do they think they are actual humans and are never let in on the secret. They could think that they are the Only Normal ones, and think that it's best for everyone to bow to their Reptilian Rule.
kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Apr 4, 2013 - 06:32pm PT
Republicans are dumb" thread which currently has 31,000 posts from approx 6 different people
Are you one of the six?
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 4, 2013 - 06:40pm PT
In a (likely futile) attempt to turn this thread (which I thought might be humorous) from becoming:

A ST BICKERFEST!


I will pose a question? When does a “weird-ass conspiracy” become a widely accepted truth (in the mind of the polling company?

Is it when more than 50% of the American public believes in the “weird-ass conspiracy”????

Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Apr 4, 2013 - 07:26pm PT
i've already indicted a considerable percentage of Americans as complete morons.

My survey says 63% of the ST crowd have echoed the same. Lots of dummies for sure.
Mr Roy

climber
Seattle
Apr 4, 2013 - 08:28pm PT
I believe it..

Photo: Associated Press
Photo: Associated Press
Credit: Mr Roy
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Apr 4, 2013 - 08:33pm PT
Poll: 4 percent of Americans believe lizard people control world

12:41 AM 04/03/2013

by Jamie Weinstein

Some Americans are batshit crazy, a new poll suggests (that Werner is correct, but that doesn't mean he isn't one of the crazy).

According to a Public Policy Polling (PPP) survey, 28 percent of American voters believe “that a secretive power elite with a globalist agenda is conspiring to eventually rule the world through an authoritarian world government, or New World Order.”

The poll also found that 13 percent of American voters believe that President Barack Obama is the anti-Christ, 14 percent feel the CIA was involved in distributing crack cocaine to Americans in the 1980s, and 9 percent believe the government adds fluoride to America’s water supply for “sinister reasons”.

Perhaps most surprisingly, only 4 percent of American voters said they believe shape-shifting lizard people “control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies.” In the lead-up to November’s presidential election, a major satirical expose by Daily Caller editors Jamie Weinstein and Will Rahn, “The Lizard King,” revealed that President Obama himself was shape-shifting lizard man.

PPP polled a total of 20 so-called conspiracies, including on such politically polarized issues as global warming and whether the administration of George W. Bush misled the public about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction.

A majority of Republicans responded saying they believe that global warming is a hoax, while a majority of Democrats said it wasn’t.

A majority of Democrats said the Bush administration intentionally misled the nation about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction, while a majority of Republicans said it did not.

“Even crazy conspiracy theories are subject to partisan polarization, especially when there are political overtones involved,” Dean Debnam, president of Public Policy Polling, said in a statement. “But most Americans reject the wackier ideas out there about fake moon landings and shape-shifting lizards.”


Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/04/03/poll-4-percent-of-americans-believe-lizard-people-control-world/#ixzz2PYXDKa1X


Werner, tell us how the Moon Landings were faked, the Gov. won't tell us, it's a conspiracy I tell ya!
troutbreath

climber
Kanada
Apr 5, 2013 - 08:21am PT
http://rense.com/ufo/screwingaliens.htm
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Apr 5, 2013 - 08:26am PT
Credit: Dr. F.
What they really look like after they shape shift.
TheTye

Trad climber
Sacramento CA
Apr 5, 2013 - 10:19am PT
Um...

"Aliens existing" isn't a Conspiracy...

If you understand the size of the known Universe it is pretty much a statistical impossibility that life on other planets doesn't exist.

Also, it isn't a Conspiracy that Bush/Cheney misled us into the Iraq war either. We actually know they did.... We, as a nation, are just to stupid or preoccupied to prosecute them as war criminals...
troutbreath

climber
Kanada
Apr 5, 2013 - 10:24am PT
http://www.globalresearch.ca/should-canadian-authorities-arrest-dick-cheney-for-war-crimes-when-he-comes-to-vancouver/26550
TheTye

Trad climber
Sacramento CA
Apr 5, 2013 - 10:24am PT
Also, I don't "believe" Bigfoot exists per se... But I really really want it to.
TheTye

Trad climber
Sacramento CA
Apr 5, 2013 - 10:26am PT
Oh man.... Come on Canada! Please!
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Apr 5, 2013 - 10:30am PT
Just because life is probable on other planets out there, doesn't mean that they ever evolved far enough to fly at light speed to visit earth.

will we ever be able to fly at light speed? No

So it would be classified a conspiracy to believe UFOs and alien visitations just on the unlikely probability alone
That is until we have confirmed proof of it, just like Big foot.

But it has been well proven that Bush let 911 happen on purpose.
Part of illuminati master plan to bring on Armageddon.
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Apr 5, 2013 - 10:32am PT
who can prove Lizard People don't Run Our Country? Links please.
troutbreath

climber
Kanada
Apr 5, 2013 - 11:00am PT
http://www.lizardpersonornot.com/
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 5, 2013 - 11:54am PT
will we ever be able to fly at light speed?

I don't know about you but I sure have. I had to give it up cause it was
hard on the mind and body. Oh, and relationships.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Apr 5, 2013 - 12:04pm PT
27% of Americans who believe Lizard People run the planet, believe 18% of what Fox News tells 39% of the population, about 51% of the conspiracy theories, that 9% of the population believe are generated by 36% of the secret underwear clad Mormons that voted 43% of the time for Mitt Romney.
hillrat

Trad climber
reno, nv
Apr 5, 2013 - 12:08pm PT
my bank account is a conspiracy. no wait, its actually a myth.
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