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Social climber
So Cal
Apr 4, 2013 - 09:24pm PT
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
Apr 4, 2013 - 09:28pm PT
It is possible that some people on ST are actual reptilians.
"some couch people" seem to fit the bill quite well, angry, always complaining, never happy about the direction that things are headed, keeping lists of those that deviate from the "Rules" that they have set.

I wonder if they know they are reptiles, or do they think they are actual humans and are never let in on the secret. They could think that they are the Only Normal ones, and think that it's best for everyone to bow to their Reptilian Rule.

Apr 4, 2013 - 09:32pm PT
Republicans are dumb" thread which currently has 31,000 posts from approx 6 different people
Are you one of the six?

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 4, 2013 - 09:40pm PT
In a (likely futile) attempt to turn this thread (which I thought might be humorous) from becoming:


I will pose a question? When does a “weird-ass conspiracy” become a widely accepted truth (in the mind of the polling company?

Is it when more than 50% of the American public believes in the “weird-ass conspiracy”????


Social climber
Golden, CO
Apr 4, 2013 - 10:26pm PT
i've already indicted a considerable percentage of Americans as complete morons.

My survey says 63% of the ST crowd have echoed the same. Lots of dummies for sure.
Mr Roy

Apr 4, 2013 - 11:28pm PT
I believe it..

Photo: Associated Press
Photo: Associated Press
Credit: Mr Roy
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
Apr 4, 2013 - 11:33pm PT
Poll: 4 percent of Americans believe lizard people control world

12:41 AM 04/03/2013

by Jamie Weinstein

Some Americans are batshit crazy, a new poll suggests (that Werner is correct, but that doesn't mean he isn't one of the crazy).

According to a Public Policy Polling (PPP) survey, 28 percent of American voters believe “that a secretive power elite with a globalist agenda is conspiring to eventually rule the world through an authoritarian world government, or New World Order.”

The poll also found that 13 percent of American voters believe that President Barack Obama is the anti-Christ, 14 percent feel the CIA was involved in distributing crack cocaine to Americans in the 1980s, and 9 percent believe the government adds fluoride to America’s water supply for “sinister reasons”.

Perhaps most surprisingly, only 4 percent of American voters said they believe shape-shifting lizard people “control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies.” In the lead-up to November’s presidential election, a major satirical expose by Daily Caller editors Jamie Weinstein and Will Rahn, “The Lizard King,” revealed that President Obama himself was shape-shifting lizard man.

PPP polled a total of 20 so-called conspiracies, including on such politically polarized issues as global warming and whether the administration of George W. Bush misled the public about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction.

A majority of Republicans responded saying they believe that global warming is a hoax, while a majority of Democrats said it wasn’t.

A majority of Democrats said the Bush administration intentionally misled the nation about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction, while a majority of Republicans said it did not.

“Even crazy conspiracy theories are subject to partisan polarization, especially when there are political overtones involved,” Dean Debnam, president of Public Policy Polling, said in a statement. “But most Americans reject the wackier ideas out there about fake moon landings and shape-shifting lizards.”

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/04/03/poll-4-percent-of-americans-believe-lizard-people-control-world/#ixzz2PYXDKa1X

Werner, tell us how the Moon Landings were faked, the Gov. won't tell us, it's a conspiracy I tell ya!

Apr 5, 2013 - 11:21am PT
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
Apr 5, 2013 - 11:26am PT
Credit: Dr. F.
What they really look like after they shape shift.

Trad climber
Sacramento CA
Apr 5, 2013 - 01:19pm PT

"Aliens existing" isn't a Conspiracy...

If you understand the size of the known Universe it is pretty much a statistical impossibility that life on other planets doesn't exist.

Also, it isn't a Conspiracy that Bush/Cheney misled us into the Iraq war either. We actually know they did.... We, as a nation, are just to stupid or preoccupied to prosecute them as war criminals...

Apr 5, 2013 - 01:24pm PT

Trad climber
Sacramento CA
Apr 5, 2013 - 01:24pm PT
Also, I don't "believe" Bigfoot exists per se... But I really really want it to.

Trad climber
Sacramento CA
Apr 5, 2013 - 01:26pm PT
Oh man.... Come on Canada! Please!
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
Apr 5, 2013 - 01:30pm PT
Just because life is probable on other planets out there, doesn't mean that they ever evolved far enough to fly at light speed to visit earth.

will we ever be able to fly at light speed? No

So it would be classified a conspiracy to believe UFOs and alien visitations just on the unlikely probability alone
That is until we have confirmed proof of it, just like Big foot.

But it has been well proven that Bush let 911 happen on purpose.
Part of illuminati master plan to bring on Armageddon.
Wade Icey

Trad climber
Apr 5, 2013 - 01:32pm PT
who can prove Lizard People don't Run Our Country? Links please.

Apr 5, 2013 - 02:00pm PT

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 5, 2013 - 02:54pm PT
will we ever be able to fly at light speed?

I don't know about you but I sure have. I had to give it up cause it was
hard on the mind and body. Oh, and relationships.

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Apr 5, 2013 - 03:04pm PT
27% of Americans who believe Lizard People run the planet, believe 18% of what Fox News tells 39% of the population, about 51% of the conspiracy theories, that 9% of the population believe are generated by 36% of the secret underwear clad Mormons that voted 43% of the time for Mitt Romney.

Trad climber
reno, nv
Apr 5, 2013 - 03:08pm PT
my bank account is a conspiracy. no wait, its actually a myth.
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
Apr 5, 2013 - 10:17pm PT
Oh my!!
We have stumbled upon too much information!!
This is serious business!!!
those lizard people are up to no good.
This is what you get when you google "illuminati master plan to bring on Armageddon"


Subtitle: We have been given the exact timetable for producing Antichrist, including the exact date he is planned to arise. We have also been given the precise occult thinking by which this timetable was produced. If God does not act to prevent the Illuminati from carrying out this Plan, Antichrist will likely arise as the Illuminati has scheduled.
The New World Order is coming! Are you ready? Once you understand what this New World Order really is, and how it is being gradually implemented, you will be able to see it progressing in your daily news!!

Learn how to protect yourself, your loved ones!

Stand by for insights so startling you will never look at the news the same way again.


The following article is part of a series of articles relating to an Illuminati plan to ignite Jupiter as a "sign in the heavens" that will herald the coming of the New Age Christ [Antichrist]. You should read all related articles to get the full picture and understand why we reported it.

In the first article NEWS1260, posted mid-March, 1999, Cutting Edge made
public the Illuminati plan to set Jupiter on fire and reveal Antichrist precisely 13
weeks later. We did our scientific homework, showing that this feat was impossible
according to the scientific community. We specifically concluded that, if Jupiter was going to be ignited, God would have to allow Satan to ignite it by supernatural power.

We also did our homework to verify the importance of the dates and positions of the planets, as the Illuminati planned to use these positions at these dates. . Although we were skeptical, we know that Bible prophecy foretells of signs in the Sun, Moon and stars and that the Antichrist will have awesome supernatural powers.

We know that we cannot count on the word or plans of the illuminati; however, we do know that we can
count on the word of God. If there were any chance that this feat could be accomplished, we wanted to make sure that our readers would know that it was not a sign of the second coming and be deceived into thinking the Antichrist
was God. It would have been foolish and irresponsible for us to keep silent on the matter.

After publication of the first article we began to get many new opinions from scientists that Jupiter could actually be ignited, as well as many confirming that we were right and Jupiter could not be ignited. We also began to get new possible dates for the event from former occultists. Then President Clinton made a statement about something that would light up the sky on new years eve which we wrote about in NEWS1331.

Prior to the December 6th, 1999, date we published another article on December 3, NEWS1338 , reminding our readers that we were skeptical of the Jupiter plan. Then, shortly after the December date passed, we published an article about the failure of the illuminati to pull it offNEWS1340, "Illuminati Fails To Illumine".

Since that time we have heard new proposed dates.

However, having said all this, we believe the plan to ignite Jupiter into a second Sun in our sky will occur, but according to God's timing, not Satan's. God is in control of the timing of the entire Tribulation Period. On several occasions, the Illuminati wanted to bring in their coveted New World Order, but could not, because of God's restraints. But, when the timing comes to ignite Jupiter, and you see a new Sun in our sky, you will have been forewarned that this new Sun is of Satan, not God. You will also know to expect the soon appearance of Antichrist. What is that old adage? "To be forewarned is to be forearmed."

It is interesting that as all of this timing of Jupiter was going on, a plan was made public that the great pyramid was going to be capped on New Years Eve. When the plan became public, the Egyptian government appeared to cave in to public
pressure and cancelled the plan. Was it a cave in to public pressure or was it postponed because Jupiter did not ignite on December 6, 1999? The Cutting Edge Webmaster heard an MSNBC report on New Years eve that the Pyramid was going to be capped, but we have found not evidence that it was. When the pyramid is capped, the symbolism the Illuminati is flashing to the world that Lucifer has come to earth to reign and to rule. It means that Antichrist is soon to appear.

We want to make sure that when the Illuminati does cap the pyramid, our readers know exactly what is going on and what to expect. It is foolish indeed to be uninformed and unprepared.

At this time we have seen that the Illuminati has not been able to ignite Jupiter on either the Dec 6th or Dec. 31 dates and we are hearing new dates. We cannot be sure whether they tried and failed or whether the whole plan has been rescheduled. We remain skeptical. But we feel that it is better to be informed and prepared than surprised and unprepared.

The Cutting Edge Ministries has been given the detailed timetable of the Illuminati to produce Antichrist. This timetable was determined by occult witchcraft almost 50 years ago, after the technology of atomic weaponry was fully understood. In this article, we shall show you how the powerful witches of the Illuminati arrived at this timetable, complete with charts and pictures. The source for this timetable must remain unknown, but we do believe the accuracy of both the source and the information.


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