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TheTye
Trad climber
Sacramento CA
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Oh man.... Come on Canada! Please!
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Wade Icey
Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
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who can prove Lizard People don't Run Our Country? Links please.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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will we ever be able to fly at light speed?
I don't know about you but I sure have. I had to give it up cause it was
hard on the mind and body. Oh, and relationships.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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27% of Americans who believe Lizard People run the planet, believe 18% of what Fox News tells 39% of the population, about 51% of the conspiracy theories, that 9% of the population believe are generated by 36% of the secret underwear clad Mormons that voted 43% of the time for Mitt Romney.
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hillrat
Trad climber
reno, nv
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my bank account is a conspiracy. no wait, its actually a myth.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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That settles it no more sleep for me
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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I guess you can count the guys in Phish as believers.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Passing through the corridor I came upon an aging knight
Who leaned against the wall in gnarly armor
He was on his way to see the king
Wilson, Wilson, Wilson
He led me through the streets of Prussia talking
As he tried to crush a bug
That scurried underneath his boot heel
He said there was a place where we should go
So he lead me through the forest to the edge of a lagoon by which
We wandered 'til we reached a bubbly spring
The knight grew very quiet as we stood there
Then he lifted up his visor and he turned to me and he began to sing
He said, "I come from the land of darkness"
I said, "I come from the land of doom"
He said, "I come from the land of Gamehendge
From the land of the big baboon
But I'm never, never going back there
And I couldn't if I tried
'Cause I come from the land of lizards
And the lizards they have died
And the lizards they have died
And the lizards they have died
And the lizards they have"
He told me that the lizards
Were a race of people practically extinct
From doing things smart people don't do
He said that he was once a lizard too
His name was Rutherford the Brave
And he was on a quest to save
His people from the fate that lay before them
Their clumsy end was perilously near
The lizards would be saved, he said, if they could be enlightened
By the writings of the Helping Friendly Book
In all of Prussia only one existed
And Wilson had declared that any person who possessed it was a crook
He said, "I come from the land of darkness"
I said, "I come from the land of doom"
He said, "I come from the land of Gamehendge
From the land of the big baboon
But I'm never, never going back there
And I couldn't if I tried
'Cause I come from the land of lizards
And the lizards they have died
And the lizards they have died
And the lizards they have died
And the lizards they have"
The Helping Friendly Book, it seemed
Possessed the ancient secrets
Of eternal joy and never-ending splendor
The trick was to surrender to the flow
We walked along beneath the moon
He lead us through the bush 'till soon
We saw before our eyes a raging river
He said that we could swim it if we tried
And saying this the knight dove in forgetting that his suit of arms
Would surely weigh him down and so he sunk
And as his body disappeared before me
I bowed my head in silence
And remembered all the thoughts that he had thunk
He said, "I come from the land of darkness"
I said, "I come from the land of doom"
He said, "I come from the land of Gamehendge
From the land of the big baboon
But I'm never, never going back there
And I couldn't if I tried
'Cause I come from the land of lizards
And the lizards they have"
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Dick Erb
climber
June Lake, CA
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Back in the old days when I was a young climber, the best climber around married a Lizard.
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troutbreath
climber
Kanada
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Chief~"Me no trust White Man, he speaks with Forked Tongue"
A look at the lizard in chaps from yesteryear.
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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DRF
that's the STUPIDESTESTEST CRAP you've ever pasted !!!!
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TheTye
Trad climber
Sacramento CA
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Dr. F-
I want to all a-scared... but those guide stone principles seem pretty legit... I just need to figure out where to be to avoid the massive population cuts... or maybe befriend a lizard
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Dear Dr. F.,
I dreamed that in a dream I had that I'd lost my tail.
I dreamed in another dream that I had that my tail had been cut off. I remember being real horny after that one.
I dreamed in yet another another dream that I was dreaming that I was VERY blind (not just blind-folded or shutting my eyes, but STONE BLIND) and the two other guys from the first two dreams were running around in a panic over their missing tails.
I'm not looking for advice. Just sayin'.
Lost tails are covered under medicare.
Have a good night.
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troutbreath
climber
Kanada
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They use your tail to make a (hungry)clone of you. Watch your back especially where your tail use to be. Happened to Sean Connery and he's a kick ass type of guy.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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I was thinking this is an insult to lizards everywhere.
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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All I know is a few half full bags of Italian Herb Chipotle Buffalo Ranch Guacamole Thai Peanut Style Chippety Chomps would go down real good about now......
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FRUMY
Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
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^^^^ & how are you going to get that food without lizard people to protect you from the bad guys.
You people seem to take our Lizard people guardians for granted.
I think you know what I'm talking about.
Climb-on Lizard people.
There better than insecticide.
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