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Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Dec 21, 2012 - 10:29pm PT
I suggest severe torture to meth heads.

If you catch one on your property feel free to get medieval. I can't stand those f*#kers. They are the worst of all humanity.

Catch'em…
Gag'em…
Blindfold'em…
Tie'em down…

Start up the lawnmower….(I know…. you don't have a need for one.. that's what makes this so great….)

Force a finger or some toes into the lawnmower…. Once finger (toe) is severed, cauterize wound immediately. Think hot iron.

Then let 'em go after a sever beating.

Get rid of the lawnmower, the drag marks and the tracks and all the blood (just move around some of the sand)


If:
Meth head talks to the cops: Let him tell them how he came to be on your property. Not likely.
Meth head talks about a lawnmower: Ask cops what the f*#k you need one of them for and that they can search the entire compound. Not likely.

Chances are meth head ain't goin to the cops, and the story will makes it's way around town that there is a crazy lawnmower man (the desert's full of 'em) that gets off on torturing meth heads and none will venture forth from that moment on.


(P.S. Also consider your golf clubs, though cleaning the blood from the grooves might be tough… keep plenty of bleach and brushes on hand)
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Dec 21, 2012 - 10:37pm PT
I'll bet Bruce Lee could bat bullets away.
Big Daddy

climber
mammoth
Dec 21, 2012 - 10:39pm PT


First one bird shot, next one buck shot, the next 10 slugs
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Dec 21, 2012 - 10:43pm PT
I don't know man, that stuff just doesn't turn me on.
Brian in SLC

Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
Dec 21, 2012 - 10:43pm PT


Meets all your requirements. Puts just enough tickle on the bad guy to soften 'em up, and you can still get some exercise.

Misses easy to putty over. Fun for tippin' over empty beverage cans in the off hours.

Ammo cheap. And...it's not a firearm!

These are fun. You'll thank me later.
fear

Ice climber
hartford, ct
Dec 21, 2012 - 10:50pm PT
A 2-handed Bastard Sword.

Nobody messes with a 10 pound razor blade.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 21, 2012 - 10:52pm PT
Russ?
Russ?
Credit: Jebus H Bomz
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 21, 2012 - 10:55pm PT
alternatives?
alternatives?
Credit: Piton Ron

top item; 37mm grenade laucher.
MH2

climber
Dec 21, 2012 - 11:10pm PT
Go with your strength. Slay the bastard with no mess.

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 21, 2012 - 11:31pm PT
I'll bet Bruce Lee could bat bullets away.

You'd be a winner my friend.



bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 11:46pm PT
People have their guns of choice.

Short barrel shotgun is good. Hit with bird round first, if they choose to stick around, hit them with 00 buckshot (messy).

2nd option is a .45 handgun. Stops most zombie meth-heads with 1 round. Maybe 2 rounds. Pretty clean too. I'd recommend Kimber. Pricey, but quality, bra!

Have a nice day!!
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 21, 2012 - 11:59pm PT
You want clean, minimal damage to the remodel, quiet enough not to attract attention?

Get a revolver with a reasonably long barrel chambered for .22LR and use subsonic ammo. Of course shot placement becomes critical as compared to the 12 ga scatter-gun or whatever. Typically a shot to the balls from behind will get 'em runnin'.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Dec 22, 2012 - 12:14am PT
Don't fret Rambo-ettes you don't need guns for intruders just hit them with your purses.
We know you have stock piled them.Or you could load your mantyhose with pennies and flog em.




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Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Dec 22, 2012 - 12:25am PT
Russ, meet the "Judge", it's a pistol but it shoots 410 shotgun shells or 45 caliber rounds. Problem solved. Believe me, way solved.
Credit: Taurus Brazil
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Dec 22, 2012 - 12:28am PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#208281
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 22, 2012 - 12:32am PT
That looks Way better than a sawed off, Hankster.
The barrel don't look the legal length tho.

:)
Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Dec 22, 2012 - 12:53am PT
I really haven't wieghed in on any of this gun stuff. This is my only cannon in the house(no kids and we sort of live in the country)mainly to scare the foxes away from my Wifes Pugs.. In the 25'-40' methhead range though, you'll totally make your point. one cent right there.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:02am PT
The Taurus is pretty cool. I like the concept. Simple too, not like all these pansy ass gun modifiers running around shopping for the latest mods like they're Carrie Bradshaw at a manolo blahnik sale.

I love it when a sentence comes together.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:04am PT
The Governor beats the Judge, 6 shors to 5 (and it takes moon clips).
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:14am PT
'Spensive though. You can get a quality semi auto much cheaper.
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