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McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:23pm PT
That's funny - I have one sitting right next to me.
weezy

climber
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:28pm PT
Yeah, but aluminum bats make that nice ting! sound that is so satisfying.
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:29pm PT
I suggest severe torture to meth heads.

If you catch one on your property feel free to get medieval. I can't stand those f*#kers. They are the worst of all humanity.

Catch'em…
Gag'em…
Blindfold'em…
Tie'em down…

Start up the lawnmower….(I know…. you don't have a need for one.. that's what makes this so great….)

Force a finger or some toes into the lawnmower…. Once finger (toe) is severed, cauterize wound immediately. Think hot iron.

Then let 'em go after a sever beating.

Get rid of the lawnmower, the drag marks and the tracks and all the blood (just move around some of the sand)


If:
Meth head talks to the cops: Let him tell them how he came to be on your property. Not likely.
Meth head talks about a lawnmower: Ask cops what the f*#k you need one of them for and that they can search the entire compound. Not likely.

Chances are meth head ain't goin to the cops, and the story will makes it's way around town that there is a crazy lawnmower man (the desert's full of 'em) that gets off on torturing meth heads and none will venture forth from that moment on.


(P.S. Also consider your golf clubs, though cleaning the blood from the grooves might be tough… keep plenty of bleach and brushes on hand)
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:37pm PT
I'll bet Bruce Lee could bat bullets away.
Big Daddy

climber
mammoth
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:39pm PT


First one bird shot, next one buck shot, the next 10 slugs
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:43pm PT
I don't know man, that stuff just doesn't turn me on.
Brian in SLC

Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:43pm PT


Meets all your requirements. Puts just enough tickle on the bad guy to soften 'em up, and you can still get some exercise.

Misses easy to putty over. Fun for tippin' over empty beverage cans in the off hours.

Ammo cheap. And...it's not a firearm!

These are fun. You'll thank me later.
fear

Ice climber
hartford, ct
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:50pm PT
A 2-handed Bastard Sword.

Nobody messes with a 10 pound razor blade.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:52pm PT
Russ?
Russ?
Credit: Jebus H Bomz
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 21, 2012 - 07:55pm PT
alternatives?
alternatives?
Credit: Piton Ron

top item; 37mm grenade laucher.
MH2

climber
Dec 21, 2012 - 08:10pm PT
Go with your strength. Slay the bastard with no mess.

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Dec 21, 2012 - 08:31pm PT
I'll bet Bruce Lee could bat bullets away.

You'd be a winner my friend.



Donald Thompson

Trad climber
Los Angeles,CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 08:38pm PT
when a slime- wad enters your residence immediately disarm yourself and simultaneously shoot off an email to the Democrat Party for help.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 08:46pm PT
People have their guns of choice.

Short barrel shotgun is good. Hit with bird round first, if they choose to stick around, hit them with 00 buckshot (messy).

2nd option is a .45 handgun. Stops most zombie meth-heads with 1 round. Maybe 2 rounds. Pretty clean too. I'd recommend Kimber. Pricey, but quality, bra!

Have a nice day!!
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 21, 2012 - 08:59pm PT
You want clean, minimal damage to the remodel, quiet enough not to attract attention?

Get a revolver with a reasonably long barrel chambered for .22LR and use subsonic ammo. Of course shot placement becomes critical as compared to the 12 ga scatter-gun or whatever. Typically a shot to the balls from behind will get 'em runnin'.
Donald Thompson

Trad climber
Los Angeles,CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:08pm PT
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The last two posts are much better advice than mine....if you plan on livin' to see another day that is.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:14pm PT
Don't fret Rambo-ettes you don't need guns for intruders just hit them with your purses.
We know you have stock piled them.Or you could load your mantyhose with pennies and flog em.




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Donald Thompson

Trad climber
Los Angeles,CA
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:18pm PT
Don't fret Rambo-ettes you don't need guns for intruders just hit them with your purses.

You've been stockpiling purses for years Mr. Pheelo and are just promotin' your bidness.

Credit: Donald Thompson

This beauty does not turn you on, right ?
Start slinging your purses.
Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:25pm PT
Russ, meet the "Judge", it's a pistol but it shoots 410 shotgun shells or 45 caliber rounds. Problem solved. Believe me, way solved.
Credit: Taurus Brazil
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Dec 21, 2012 - 09:28pm PT
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