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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 22, 2012 - 02:44pm PT
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Locker:
The Eagle has Landed! Put it on my tab! Thanks dude you are the Mack!
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Bill Mc Kirgan
Trad climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
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Dec 22, 2012 - 03:26pm PT
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Russ,
Maybe get you one of these and prop it up inside by the front door hinges.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Home invaders will be surprised when you go all Duncan McCloud on 'em.
And if that never happens you can still have fun carving the turkey at Thanksgiving.
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FRUMY
Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
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Dec 22, 2012 - 11:32pm PT
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I've never seen one of these Mojave Eagles before. Thanks for turning me on to this --- all these years spent climbing & hiking in JT & I've clearly missed the best of it.
Oh, Russ I know you said you didn't want to mess up the walls ---- but forget the gun you might miss --- one gallon of high test gas will do the trick. You don't even have to be in the same room.
You do have to be fast on your feet.
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Gary
Social climber
Right outside of Delacroix
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Dec 28, 2012 - 05:58pm PT
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What if you went medieval on their asses? What's wrong with one of the old standards: cauldrons of molten lead on the roof.
Since you're pretty handy sewing and all, you shouldn't have too much trouble stitching together an operator.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Dec 28, 2012 - 07:39pm PT
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It seems now that a ban on all assault knives is eminent, so you'd better get out and pick up a few before they are gone.
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Ezra Ellis
Trad climber
WA, & NC & Idaho
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Dec 28, 2012 - 07:47pm PT
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Russ, one of the best Trolls ever, thanks for the laughs, seriously!!!!!!!
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 28, 2012 - 08:35pm PT
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^^^^^^
BES: how many guns do you have and do you know where I live?
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Chief
climber
The NW edge of The Hudson Bay
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Dec 28, 2012 - 08:59pm PT
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Russ, I was twitching at the keyboard like a Cutty to a Stonefly.
Adroit "matching of the hatch" and perfect presentation.
PB
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Dec 28, 2012 - 09:43pm PT
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Im new to all this gun defense meth stuff and just joined in without reading much so excuse me if this obvious one has been stated.
Its your basic 3 step plan.
1.Blare RUSH outside 24/7 to attract em
Rush 2112 Full Album
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_JM_4gtwQ
2.Have Sally sit outside 24/7 -he's there anyways isn't he?
3.Have him sell the killer shlt(arsenic) to them and profit off the damn mess.
Actually no mess, they go far away never to return
and the meek shall inherit the earth
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DanaB
climber
CT
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Dec 28, 2012 - 10:37pm PT
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How about a nice hug? They probably just need a hug.
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DanaB
climber
CT
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Dec 28, 2012 - 10:53pm PT
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Oh, and why do you want to defend your home? Material things can't make you happy.
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crankster
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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Dec 28, 2012 - 10:59pm PT
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Move.
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Jim Clipper
climber
from: forests to tree farms
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Dec 28, 2012 - 11:19pm PT
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Get a Russian. Promise a sponsorship that includes an extended stay at the compound. They can probably lead you up a full conditions ascent of double cross to boot. That would be like, free advertising from the mags.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Money shot at 5 min. and change.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2012 - 01:20pm PT
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I'm pretty sold on that thing... I liked the part where the Russian bloke says, "It will f*#k their sh#t up" with that Russian accent.
No recoil is good too since my shoulders have a nasty habit of slipping out of joint. Can I get one of these at Big 5 or Walmart?
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crankster
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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Dec 29, 2012 - 01:24pm PT
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Move.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2012 - 01:53pm PT
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Crankster: thanks for your one word insights. I got it the first time.
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