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Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:21am PT
Ya gotta know somebody,....

I know this guy. I think you might be able to hire him to protect your place

The Omega Man. He'll keep the meth heads and zombies off your lawn.
The Omega Man. He'll keep the meth heads and zombies off your lawn.
Credit: Ghost
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:23am PT
Ya gotta know somebody,....


Heh. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to spend multiples of 1k to establish those connections anytime soon.
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Dec 22, 2012 - 09:35am PT
Get yourself a bullpup-style 12-gauge automatic shotgun with some quality ammo.

Short, easy to wield around the home, lethal, fires multiple rounds

Credit: Sierra Ledge Rat
go-B

climber
Hebrews 1:3
Dec 22, 2012 - 09:48am PT
Try Kevin's Home Alone school of self defense!

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nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Dec 22, 2012 - 11:06am PT
got the ticket right here:

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJ4buzk4XP9Q&h=fAQFGfa6z
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 22, 2012 - 11:28am PT
Since we are having fun here (at least some people are),

I submit a:

Christmas song on the subject, that Heidi & I made up a few years back.

TO THE TUNE OF “JINGLE BELLS”

Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Buck-shot all the way.
Oh what fun it is to blow
Them terrorists away

Dashing through the sand,
My M16 in hand.
Shooting as I go,
Shouting Ho Ho Ho!

Ragheads everywhere,
Dressed in underwear.
Should not have screwed with us,
Now their life is tough.

Perverts on the run,
They’re not having fun.
When we’re done with them,
Their terror will end.

Jingle bells, shotgun shells
Buck-shot all the way.
Oh what joy it is to sing
A slaying song today!!
Gilroy

Social climber
Boulderado
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:10pm PT
More what I expected from nature.

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locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:13pm PT

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Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:13pm PT



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locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:13pm PT



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Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:14pm PT



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locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:14pm PT



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locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:16pm PT



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Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 22, 2012 - 02:44pm PT
Locker:

The Eagle has Landed! Put it on my tab! Thanks dude you are the Mack!
Rare Mojave Eagle
Rare Mojave Eagle
Credit: Russ Walling
Bill Mc Kirgan

Trad climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Dec 22, 2012 - 03:26pm PT
Russ,

Maybe get you one of these and prop it up inside by the front door hinges.



Home invaders will be surprised when you go all Duncan McCloud on 'em.

And if that never happens you can still have fun carving the turkey at Thanksgiving.


locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 22, 2012 - 03:30pm PT

Eagles are such beautiful birds...

...

FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Dec 22, 2012 - 11:32pm PT
I've never seen one of these Mojave Eagles before. Thanks for turning me on to this --- all these years spent climbing & hiking in JT & I've clearly missed the best of it.

Oh, Russ I know you said you didn't want to mess up the walls ---- but forget the gun you might miss --- one gallon of high test gas will do the trick. You don't even have to be in the same room.

You do have to be fast on your feet.
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Dec 28, 2012 - 04:58pm PT
Found just what you need Russ

Gary

Social climber
Right outside of Delacroix
Dec 28, 2012 - 05:58pm PT
What if you went medieval on their asses? What's wrong with one of the old standards: cauldrons of molten lead on the roof.



Since you're pretty handy sewing and all, you shouldn't have too much trouble stitching together an operator.

Hankster

Social climber
Golden, CO
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:36pm PT
One of these, "the Judge"
Credit: Taurus Brazil

and put these rounds in them,
Governor food
Governor food
Credit: Hankster
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