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Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 12:27pm PT
I ended up going with five of the AA12 rigs, two of which I stashed up on the hill above the compound.
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Sep 11, 2013 - 03:17pm PT
Interesting choice...

I like your choice Russ, but why only 5? LOL. Pretty small Zombie army you must be forming down there in the desert. For myself, I went with Vepr 12's. No expensive full auto registration costs. 2 of the 3 we had out on a recent climbing trip, I might have a photo of one on a Fish Haul bag ...I'll look.
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Sep 11, 2013 - 03:22pm PT
The bad guys have to get by Mr. Troll sir and Beebop's armegeddon-ready zombie apocolypse weapons depot;....I think you are safe.........
can't say

Social climber
Pasadena CA
Sep 11, 2013 - 03:24pm PT
I always thought your rapier-like wit and liberal alcoholic host would have been enough.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Sep 11, 2013 - 03:30pm PT
In the city


In the country


The American myth...
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Sep 11, 2013 - 03:35pm PT
Fish bags, you can rely on them to knott fuk yer sh#t up.

AK style Russian shotguns after a great day of climbing.

Combo platter climbing and shooting trip.
Combo platter climbing and shooting trip.

hmmm....or is that a Black Diamond?



Metolius?


Hmmmm ......
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 03:48pm PT
^^^^
Fish bag for sure. I recognize some late night crooked stitching.

No expensive full auto registration costs.

Registration? What is that? Is that the thing where you fill out all sorts of Govt paperwork and then at some time in the future Obama comes to your house with Steven Seagal and takes all your weapons?

Cough up them AA12's GillMan or I'll open fracture your ass!
Cough up them AA12's GillMan or I'll open fracture your ass!
Credit: Russ Walling
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Sep 11, 2013 - 04:05pm PT
Crooked stitching? Not mine. It's perfect. Like everything I've ever gotten from you.


As far as Da Gubmint paperwork goes - yup, comes with the territory. They even fingerprinted me. Again. Use to have a secret security clearance BITD which involved fingerprints and the FBI doing research, so they should know who I am.
Andy KP

climber
Sep 11, 2013 - 04:57pm PT
In Great Britian only farmers, the Royal Family and drug dealers have guns (a few police have them, but they don't have any bullets). The militery sometimes also have guns, but they tend not to work (we designed them that way), and any ammo needs to be borrowed from you yanks (we knew you have plenty). So if you want a gun for home defence (most people in the UK live in Castles anyway) then you have to make your own:

Scrotum blaster MKii
Scrotum blaster MKii
Credit: Andy KP

Saying that we don't have meth heads in the UK, but we do have Scotish people (but they are very hard to kill, but easily scrared off by fresh fruit).

Andy
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 05:07pm PT
Saying that we don't have meth heads in the UK, but we do have Scotish people (but they are very hard to kill, but easily scrared off by fresh fruit).

hahaha! Nice one!

That scrotum buster is pretty nice looking. Does it fire neeps or what?
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Sep 11, 2013 - 05:16pm PT
Registration? What is that? Is that the thing where you fill out all sorts of Govt paperwork and then at some time in the future Obama comes to your house with Steven Seagal and takes all your weapons?

probably won't be anytime in the near future...

Credit: Global Warning III
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Sep 11, 2013 - 05:22pm PT
^^^^^He's an Aikido master. That look is just deception, so that you don't step to him and get killed by his undoubtedly still-honed skills. You'd have to get by the gut first, then the moobs, and deal with those guns, and everyone knows that ain't going to happen.
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 05:38pm PT
This should be required reading:

http://www.vice.com/read/steven-seagal-is-the-lamest-guy-ever
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Sep 11, 2013 - 05:53pm PT
A comedic genius, a martial arts master, a chicken killer, healer, clairvoyant, a guy with bad hair plugs in an Eddie Munster widow's peak...What isn't this great man?
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 06:17pm PT
Don't forget incarnate Tibetan Lama

Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Sep 11, 2013 - 07:08pm PT
lostinshanghai

Social climber
someplace
Sep 11, 2013 - 07:45pm PT
“How about something I can also get through courthouse and TSA security, you know, in case someone tries to rob me (or worse!) in the mens room?”

Credit: lostinshanghai

Credit: lostinshanghai


Use one of these: Two ends for different puncture points as in nerve damage and flesh thrashing and if for some reason you feel that might not work on the guy coming towards you [as in big or large] then unscrew the end and stick the open ended pen into his heart or body organ providing you have already assess the first thought that you might be in trouble.

I would at least say “Hi, how are you today” making eye to eye contact that will give you enough time.

Now that you stabbed him with the pen and he is dying, you are now safe until you hear someone is yelling out “where is the judge?” and then you hear some say” he’s in the bath room” good luck.

Had jury duty: Here or in our town, we our short on space so there are two buildings [1] Jury courthouse conference room [2] then the Court house where the actual trial and sentencing is.

Bailiff [not old but young as in sheriff unit] went through the entire do’s and not to do’s. Of course no weapons of any kind, knives especially. Hmmm? I wait till things to mellow out since I am caring one of these, I discreetly go over his way and made sure that the rest of the jury selection could not see what I had in my hand and told him I could take it back to my car which had the sticker for that day as in you would not get a ticket.

Told and showed him of nerve points and trashing techniques to the back of my hands where and what points to hit next to the small bones when grabbed, then said but did not point to the areas one could use towards the head and neck areas to disable a person, and then opened the pen end said you could puncture into an organ part of one’s body.

He picked it up, looked at it, gave it back and said “let’s call it a pen”. Went through second building where security panels as beep, beep, old lady has no clue, sheriff looks at her and nods Ok.

No picky on this one. Rape case where the defendant was black; they picked all women for the exception of two men. Guy was found not guilty.

As for TSA security do not explain the above just say it is a pen they will not figure it out.

Where do you get them and things that might interest you in your journey, I see Chris has a sponsor or vender on the ST site: DVOR or go the their site: http://www.crkt.com/Elishewitz-Tao-Pen---Aluminum Discounted with DVOR



The Chief

climber
From the Land of the Mongols
Sep 11, 2013 - 07:51pm PT
Solid Performer, you won't miss your bad guy target and ammo is readily available at Wal-Mart:

http://www.remington.com/products/firearms/tactical/shotguns/model-887-nitro-mag-tactical.aspx
Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Sep 11, 2013 - 08:02pm PT
Russ you need to reconsider that Russki full auto rig. The Chief is onto something. Nothing makes a tweaker's blood run cold faster than the sound of a 12GA pump gun racking a round.

Of course there are some pretty mean pump guns out there...

UTAS UTS-15
UTAS UTS-15
Credit: Ksolem
lostinshanghai

Social climber
someplace
Sep 11, 2013 - 08:23pm PT

Credit: lostinshanghai


Hell buy Chinese they are cheaper. Wonder if they work guess you would have to find out and say shoot at me?

I have seen their riot guns and would not like to be behind one.

Edit: no booze yet in front of one rather than behind but have been or used a few other ones not their shot guns.
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