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DanaB

climber
CT
Dec 30, 2012 - 07:51pm PT
We haven't heard from Russ in a while.
I hope one of those tweakers didn't get him.
prickle

Gym climber
globe,az
Dec 30, 2012 - 07:54pm PT
holy sh#t a CT climber, nice to meet ya'

russ needs a .357 and a pitbull to keep the tweakers off..
grover

climber
Northern Mexico
Dec 30, 2012 - 08:35pm PT
one that shoots 10$ meth bags?
Mimi

climber
Dec 30, 2012 - 08:40pm PT
LOL, Jim! What artillery.

Looking forward to meeting you in BC next season.
bit'er ol' guy

climber
the past
Dec 31, 2012 - 12:49am PT

REALLY?

You need an assult wepon to deal with a meth head?

WHAT?

Seems like any self respecting climber could take down a skinny sleep deprived loser in a little old fashioned hand to hand combat.

But if near death zombies scare you that much....

well....you know what your made of.
Roots

Mountain climber
SoCal
Sep 11, 2013 - 11:39am PT
Didn't read the whole thread so if already suggested, please accept my apology:

An XD9 and/or Mossberg 500.
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 12:27pm PT
I ended up going with five of the AA12 rigs, two of which I stashed up on the hill above the compound.
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Sep 11, 2013 - 03:17pm PT
Interesting choice...

I like your choice Russ, but why only 5? LOL. Pretty small Zombie army you must be forming down there in the desert. For myself, I went with Vepr 12's. No expensive full auto registration costs. 2 of the 3 we had out on a recent climbing trip, I might have a photo of one on a Fish Haul bag ...I'll look.
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Sep 11, 2013 - 03:22pm PT
The bad guys have to get by Mr. Troll sir and Beebop's armegeddon-ready zombie apocolypse weapons depot;....I think you are safe.........
can't say

Social climber
Pasadena CA
Sep 11, 2013 - 03:24pm PT
I always thought your rapier-like wit and liberal alcoholic host would have been enough.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Sep 11, 2013 - 03:30pm PT
In the city


In the country


The American myth...
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Sep 11, 2013 - 03:35pm PT
Fish bags, you can rely on them to knott fuk yer sh#t up.

AK style Russian shotguns after a great day of climbing.

Combo platter climbing and shooting trip.
Combo platter climbing and shooting trip.

hmmm....or is that a Black Diamond?



Metolius?


Hmmmm ......
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 03:48pm PT
^^^^
Fish bag for sure. I recognize some late night crooked stitching.

No expensive full auto registration costs.

Registration? What is that? Is that the thing where you fill out all sorts of Govt paperwork and then at some time in the future Obama comes to your house with Steven Seagal and takes all your weapons?

Cough up them AA12's GillMan or I'll open fracture your ass!
Cough up them AA12's GillMan or I'll open fracture your ass!
Credit: Russ Walling
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Sep 11, 2013 - 04:05pm PT
Crooked stitching? Not mine. It's perfect. Like everything I've ever gotten from you.


As far as Da Gubmint paperwork goes - yup, comes with the territory. They even fingerprinted me. Again. Use to have a secret security clearance BITD which involved fingerprints and the FBI doing research, so they should know who I am.
Andy KP

climber
Sep 11, 2013 - 04:57pm PT
In Great Britian only farmers, the Royal Family and drug dealers have guns (a few police have them, but they don't have any bullets). The militery sometimes also have guns, but they tend not to work (we designed them that way), and any ammo needs to be borrowed from you yanks (we knew you have plenty). So if you want a gun for home defence (most people in the UK live in Castles anyway) then you have to make your own:

Scrotum blaster MKii
Scrotum blaster MKii
Credit: Andy KP

Saying that we don't have meth heads in the UK, but we do have Scotish people (but they are very hard to kill, but easily scrared off by fresh fruit).

Andy
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 05:07pm PT
Saying that we don't have meth heads in the UK, but we do have Scotish people (but they are very hard to kill, but easily scrared off by fresh fruit).

hahaha! Nice one!

That scrotum buster is pretty nice looking. Does it fire neeps or what?
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Sep 11, 2013 - 05:16pm PT
Registration? What is that? Is that the thing where you fill out all sorts of Govt paperwork and then at some time in the future Obama comes to your house with Steven Seagal and takes all your weapons?

probably won't be anytime in the near future...

Credit: Global Warning III
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Sep 11, 2013 - 05:22pm PT
^^^^^He's an Aikido master. That look is just deception, so that you don't step to him and get killed by his undoubtedly still-honed skills. You'd have to get by the gut first, then the moobs, and deal with those guns, and everyone knows that ain't going to happen.
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 05:38pm PT
This should be required reading:

http://www.vice.com/read/steven-seagal-is-the-lamest-guy-ever
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Sep 11, 2013 - 05:53pm PT
A comedic genius, a martial arts master, a chicken killer, healer, clairvoyant, a guy with bad hair plugs in an Eddie Munster widow's peak...What isn't this great man?
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