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Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 22, 2012 - 01:16pm PT

Credit: locker
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 22, 2012 - 02:44pm PT

The Eagle has Landed! Put it on my tab! Thanks dude you are the Mack!
Rare Mojave Eagle
Rare Mojave Eagle
Credit: Russ Walling
Bill Mc Kirgan

Trad climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Dec 22, 2012 - 03:26pm PT

Maybe get you one of these and prop it up inside by the front door hinges.

Home invaders will be surprised when you go all Duncan McCloud on 'em.

And if that never happens you can still have fun carving the turkey at Thanksgiving.


Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Dec 22, 2012 - 03:30pm PT

Eagles are such beautiful birds...



Trad climber
Dec 22, 2012 - 11:32pm PT
I've never seen one of these Mojave Eagles before. Thanks for turning me on to this --- all these years spent climbing & hiking in JT & I've clearly missed the best of it.

Oh, Russ I know you said you didn't want to mess up the walls ---- but forget the gun you might miss --- one gallon of high test gas will do the trick. You don't even have to be in the same room.

You do have to be fast on your feet.

Social climber
So Cal
Dec 28, 2012 - 04:58pm PT
Found just what you need Russ


Social climber
Right outside of Delacroix
Dec 28, 2012 - 05:58pm PT
What if you went medieval on their asses? What's wrong with one of the old standards: cauldrons of molten lead on the roof.

Since you're pretty handy sewing and all, you shouldn't have too much trouble stitching together an operator.


Social climber
Golden, CO
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:36pm PT
One of these, "the Judge"
Credit: Taurus Brazil

and put these rounds in them,
Governor food
Governor food
Credit: Hankster

Dec 28, 2012 - 07:39pm PT
It seems now that a ban on all assault knives is eminent, so you'd better get out and pick up a few before they are gone.
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
WA, & NC & Idaho
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:47pm PT
Russ, one of the best Trolls ever, thanks for the laughs, seriously!!!!!!!

Dec 28, 2012 - 08:08pm PT
Since you mentioned "home" a key word for use of deadly force
being upheld. I just read a article about a Sig I think the model
is 210 or 215 but im not certain.

Its a small semi auto with a 120 grain proprietary round that almost
duplicates the 120 grain 357 magnum "hollow point" which has about
97% central nervous system take out with a chest shot noting these in
paranthesis are probably not legal in CA so a issue could be dismissal
of a criminal murder which would probably also translate to not a tort
of wrongful death if the shooting was justified. However possibly there
could be a charge by itself for possession of the hollow point?
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 28, 2012 - 08:35pm PT

BES: how many guns do you have and do you know where I live?

The NW edge of The Hudson Bay
Dec 28, 2012 - 08:59pm PT
Russ, I was twitching at the keyboard like a Cutty to a Stonefly.
Adroit "matching of the hatch" and perfect presentation.

Fish Finder

Social climber
Dec 28, 2012 - 09:43pm PT
Im new to all this gun defense meth stuff and just joined in without reading much so excuse me if this obvious one has been stated.

Its your basic 3 step plan.

1.Blare RUSH outside 24/7 to attract em

Rush 2112 Full Album

2.Have Sally sit outside 24/7 -he's there anyways isn't he?

3.Have him sell the killer shlt(arsenic) to them and profit off the damn mess.

Actually no mess, they go far away never to return

and the meek shall inherit the earth

Dec 28, 2012 - 09:53pm PT
Turn this guy loose in the back of the compound.

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:08pm PT

what about a speargun?


Dec 28, 2012 - 10:20pm PT
Russ I live in OC CA. and was shot at the first time by
drive by shooters in Nohl Ranch above the city of Orange.
Its considered a higher upper class neighborhood.

I currently own none but the sig looks ok without the
hollow points if the controlled expansion rounds are

Though not currently ive owned dozens of guns over the
years including a AK47 ordered returned to me by a court.
I had a 10 year prohibition from a charge that does not
make sense now that ive studied it more. Subsequently
I received another charge after probation for my guns
returned to me by the police noting that charge 1 causing
the police to take the guns did not involve guns. Atorney
1 was correct about a prohibition of 10 years however
never gave to me the shall papers required by law that
stated I had to sell the guns and that I was prohibited
for 10 years due to a misdemeanor prohibition requirement
noting the 1'st charge was not for alcohol nor other drugs
either. I was in the process of selling the guns after
attorney 2 who was also paid told me I could have them
back. While in the process of selling the guns I was
arrested for a felony prohibition charge which was
prescribed as a public offense with penalty being a
fine, jail or prison. I refused a short term felony
deal and spent about 6 months longer in jail until
1 day before trial when the DA agreed to a misdemeanor
and release. This public offense is not 1 that BARS
from holding public office and from what I read around
2010 it was no longer in "the law books".

Most all who know me personally and have gone shooting with
me would probably say I was a very responsible and safe
gun owner and I can now be again without the felony.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:20pm PT
A full WOO HOO to Russ for this troll we are thankful for, oh lord...

So, gun nutz... What's protocol after comfortably pumping some from your Bullpup into your child who crept up on you in the night after peeing their pants ?

Tough sh#t ? they didn't identify themselves while outside of the perimeter ?

Get a pig to clean up after those unfortunate jams life presents. The bacon from that hog will be extra sentimentally tasty !

What was that child thinking ? I guess there's room for Darwinism after all... Maybe not, you do have to walk the walk if you want to stand tall in the congregation.


Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:25pm PT
That's one big dam FLY, crotch.

Dec 28, 2012 - 10:37pm PT
How about a nice hug? They probably just need a hug.
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