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kennyt

climber
Woodfords,California
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:39pm PT
It seems now that a ban on all assault knives is eminent, so you'd better get out and pick up a few before they are gone.
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
WA, & NC & Idaho
Dec 28, 2012 - 07:47pm PT
Russ, one of the best Trolls ever, thanks for the laughs, seriously!!!!!!!
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 28, 2012 - 08:35pm PT
^^^^^^

BES: how many guns do you have and do you know where I live?
Chief

climber
The NW edge of The Hudson Bay
Dec 28, 2012 - 08:59pm PT
Russ, I was twitching at the keyboard like a Cutty to a Stonefly.
Adroit "matching of the hatch" and perfect presentation.

PB
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 28, 2012 - 09:43pm PT
Im new to all this gun defense meth stuff and just joined in without reading much so excuse me if this obvious one has been stated.

Its your basic 3 step plan.




1.Blare RUSH outside 24/7 to attract em

Rush 2112 Full Album
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_JM_4gtwQ



2.Have Sally sit outside 24/7 -he's there anyways isn't he?

3.Have him sell the killer shlt(arsenic) to them and profit off the damn mess.

Actually no mess, they go far away never to return

and the meek shall inherit the earth
crøtch

climber
Dec 28, 2012 - 09:53pm PT
Turn this guy loose in the back of the compound.
Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:08pm PT




what about a speargun?

Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:20pm PT
A full WOO HOO to Russ for this troll we are thankful for, oh lord...

So, gun nutz... What's protocol after comfortably pumping some from your Bullpup into your child who crept up on you in the night after peeing their pants ?

Tough sh#t ? they didn't identify themselves while outside of the perimeter ?

Get a pig to clean up after those unfortunate jams life presents. The bacon from that hog will be extra sentimentally tasty !

What was that child thinking ? I guess there's room for Darwinism after all... Maybe not, you do have to walk the walk if you want to stand tall in the congregation.

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:25pm PT
That's one big dam FLY, crotch.
DanaB

climber
CT
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:37pm PT
How about a nice hug? They probably just need a hug.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:41pm PT
That's awfully socialist of you to your children.

How about setting a good example ?
DanaB

climber
CT
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:53pm PT
Oh, and why do you want to defend your home? Material things can't make you happy.
crankster

Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Dec 28, 2012 - 10:59pm PT
Move.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:07pm PT
HAHAHAHA !

I'd laugh more but I have a shooting pain.




















It wouldn't be right to show my fingernails after a good roid scratch.
Jim Clipper

climber
from: forests to tree farms
Dec 28, 2012 - 11:19pm PT
Get a Russian. Promise a sponsorship that includes an extended stay at the compound. They can probably lead you up a full conditions ascent of double cross to boot. That would be like, free advertising from the mags.



Money shot at 5 min. and change.
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2012 - 01:20pm PT
I'm pretty sold on that thing... I liked the part where the Russian bloke says, "It will f*#k their sh#t up" with that Russian accent.

No recoil is good too since my shoulders have a nasty habit of slipping out of joint. Can I get one of these at Big 5 or Walmart?
crankster

Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Dec 29, 2012 - 01:24pm PT
Move.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 29, 2012 - 01:25pm PT
Chase them down wit this, Russ


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Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2012 - 01:53pm PT
Crankster: thanks for your one word insights. I got it the first time.
Jim Clipper

climber
from: forests to tree farms
Dec 29, 2012 - 01:58pm PT
I think there are some pretty relevant truisms in that video:

Credit: Jim Clipper

"This is your select fire"

Also, us 'mericans are soft. If their govn'ment didn't screw it up for them, we would all probably be snackin' on borsct bout now.
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