perswig, what is second, is my English as a language
What I meant, was my vacation house.
You are invited to our house in Minden, since you made a joke! (our first house location is not atractive)
MH, I broke my ankle when I fell when bouldering in the gym.
man, I am slow, I just got your joke, LOL u'r in!
>
> A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives
> off the bar and ate them.
> Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
> He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.
> To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed
> it whole.
>
> The bartender looked at the guy and said, "Did you see what your Monkey
> just did?"
> "No, what?"
> "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
> sight, don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."
> The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for the stuff the Monkey
> ate and left.
>
> Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him. He
> ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar. The Monkey
> found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt,
> pulled it out, and then ate it.
>
> Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, pulled it
> out, and ate it. The bartender asked, "Did you see what your monkey just
> did?"
> "No, what?" replied the man.
> "Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled
> them out, and ate them!"
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
> "He will eat anything, but ever since he had to sh#t out that cue ball, he
> measures everything first."
>
>
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