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perswig
climber
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What does one have to do to get invited to your FIRST house?
Heal well. You know they shoot moose with busted legs, right?
Dale
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Busting a leg is a hell of a way to get in some resistance training. Most people just use weight belts.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Does that dog get the History channel?
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John M
climber
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Me likey blonde jokes. Reilly was the first to tell this joke on this forum.
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=323495&tn=0&mr=0
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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What has 2 arms and 1 leg and does pullups?
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dee ee
Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
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Moosedrool, that leg makes you look funny.
Does that qualify as an insult?
I'll be there tomorrow at 2:35 pm.
Thanks again.
edit. Make room for my entourage. We have to leave July 15th.
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Is that a grapefruit in your ankle or are you just happy to see me ?
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Footloose
Trad climber
Lake Tahoe
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Moose,
Very creative thread! :)
I'm sure with your adventurous spirit and athletic attitudes you'll be back before you know it!
Best wishes,
Bill
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2012 - 01:25am PT
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The Brave Little Toaster and his man dog wishing you the best recovery!
The lizard says follow me to the land of healing....
Zuni also sends his best.
Just one from the web?.....
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klk
Trad climber
cali
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Dec 10, 2012 - 02:02am PT
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Sweet!
Kegger at moosedrool's!
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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Dec 10, 2012 - 02:23am PT
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dang, your awfully nice with the offer. Drugs must be kicking in. heh
This is how I would be if I couldn't get on to the Pass...
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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John M
climber
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Dec 10, 2012 - 02:25am PT
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I am not sure if I should look at the titties. It may create a hard to solve problem for me...
Near as I can see, you broke your foot, not your hand. So whats the problem? Besides, crutches are chick magnets. You just need a good story to go with it. Bouldering at the gym doesn't cut it. It should have..
One or more of these of.. mountains, rockfall, crevasses, base jumping, extreme skiing. or surfing.
One of these, rescuing partner, risking life trying to save girlfriend who ends up dying, rescuing an animal. ( dead girlfriends are perfect. they make you seem tragic, and yet somehow desirable because some other woman wanted you. )
It could include fearsome storms or being lost.
and finally.. It should have..
Goats.. definitely needs goats. If you can't figure this part out then you are beyond hopeless. Every great story has goats in it somewhere.
Now.. go get them tiger.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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Dec 10, 2012 - 02:31am PT
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We should fundraise bringing Canadian rice beer to Minden!
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
Nevada City
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Dec 10, 2012 - 11:14am PT
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my contribution this morning consists of a ...
that i saw at the base of el cap. stay positive and heal up.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2012 - 11:57am PT
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Drool, did you seriously crater at the fuggin' gym?
G'damn gyms are dangerous man.
You gotta up your story...... It'll be fun on the painers.
You should wear a helmet at the gym.
Hallet Peak awaits you.
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Gene
climber
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Dec 10, 2012 - 02:44pm PT
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“The gym” accident is only a cover. The only thing I can say is: Afghanistan, rescue operation, 7,000’ vertical, a baby in my hands, rappel, enemy cuts the rope, 300’ free fall, 6300’ slide, 310’ free fall to the ground, ankle broken, baby unscratched.
I'm calling big time BS on this one.
The baby was scratching.
g
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Dec 10, 2012 - 03:58pm PT
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Hey Moosedrool,
Sorry to hear about your leg. Here a couple pics to entertain you.
Buttermilks 360
Salathe wall p1
Angel's Crest 5.10b Squamish Chief. Early winter ascent
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Dec 10, 2012 - 10:11pm PT
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I was trying to count all the urin, ur'in, urines ... but I lost track.
Anyway, I can't help but feel honored to be in the club.
You can't touch this:
or
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Dec 10, 2012 - 11:20pm PT
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Anyone here want to fight?
:)
Get better soon Moosedrool!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2012 - 01:39am PT
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Anyone here want to fight?
BWA HA HA hahahaaaaa!!!! (It's an inside joke from another thread Drool.)
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Dec 11, 2012 - 10:06am PT
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Heh heh. A little cross-thread pollination for a good laugh. :)
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Dec 11, 2012 - 10:27am PT
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Moose how's that foot doin? we were walking up to the fortress and I was thinking about how much you like that approach. let me know when yer heald up, kenny
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Dec 11, 2012 - 12:33pm PT
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Moose check out the John long fundraiser thread to get crimper's joke...
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Dec 11, 2012 - 01:01pm PT
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Congratulations to your daughter! Very nice letter from those working with her.
And I hope your foot/ankle/hoove is feeling better.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2012 - 01:27pm PT
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It's gonna be a lap dance off at ten paces.
I am gonna take one for the team and volunteer to be one of the laps!
Hows the hoof Drool?
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Dec 11, 2012 - 01:29pm PT
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I'm a lover, not a fighter. :)
Plus, I know what prison looks like and would like to avoid going there for an extended "visit". Unleash some pent up rage here and things will get ugly. :)
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Dec 11, 2012 - 01:29pm PT
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Speaking of Urine
During the transition from the Clinton Presidency to the Bush Presidency Bill invited George over for tea. After several cups of Earl Grey George had to relieve himself. That night George said to Laura "I can't believe that guy he has a solid gold urinal." And Bill said to Hillary "I can't believe that guy he peed in my saxophone".
Cheers and heal up before geezerhood sets in.
Oh and just in case you are a fan of American Football,
The end.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Dec 11, 2012 - 02:10pm PT
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Hey Moose a word of advise, make the transition from laying to standing gradually. The rush of blood and pressure to the injury can be excruciating. Go slow Heal fast.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2012 - 02:15pm PT
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Hey, they have Moosedrool in C A N A D A !!!!
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Dec 11, 2012 - 02:29pm PT
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There have been a few times post surgically that I very nearly blacked out from standing too quickly.
Cheers Brother!
And hang in there.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2012 - 02:37pm PT
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Phil, what up with the neck brace camo dude?
It's ok, you're still the best car rental place around town.
Don't forget to wear good jeans.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Dec 11, 2012 - 03:46pm PT
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Bruce Man Bro, that pic was from last year. Just a way to say cheers to a broken bro.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Dec 12, 2012 - 11:45am PT
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Those brazilians know how to play a joke!
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Dec 12, 2012 - 11:49am PT
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
red paint
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Powder
Trad climber
SF Bay Area
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Dec 12, 2012 - 04:27pm PT
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It's MOOSE...... Lake. Hopefully the view brings you a little cheer for the day.
Wish you a FULL recovery!!
This video is an old one. But every time when I watch it, it always brings me a BIG smile on my face. Though it's from the Web, I thought I'd share anyways. :]
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Dec 12, 2012 - 04:55pm PT
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I will be happy if you donate to this thread. I will be grateful for any post. It can be a picture, story, joke, advise, insult, anything
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Dec 12, 2012 - 06:35pm PT
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Dec 12, 2012 - 08:34pm PT
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hey there say, moosedrool...
get well soon...
please send me your address... i want to send you a little
get well package... will be after christmas, though... around
first of jan, :)
:)
hope the leg heals very well...
god bless!
:)
yep--nothing like having a get well fundraiser, to
or 'fun raiser' to cheer up the waiting, as you get well!
thanks for sharing your time, :)
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jogill
climber
Colorado
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Dec 12, 2012 - 08:51pm PT
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Not frozen. The river is U-shaped.
;>)
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Dec 13, 2012 - 01:21pm PT
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Cross Posting I know but it's for a FUN Raiser,
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Dec 13, 2012 - 01:38pm PT
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 13, 2012 - 02:42pm PT
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Drool, sorry, but my sisters said I can't come unless I get to bring them.
Bummer.
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Dec 13, 2012 - 03:08pm PT
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Dec 13, 2012 - 03:32pm PT
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Repost of a few of the pics in my profile here that make me smile:
We parked the salty truck where there was apparently open range, and it got a massive licking while we climbed.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Dec 15, 2012 - 07:14pm PT
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Hi Moose! Nice cast!
I wanted to thank you for your invitation, and i believe i read on another thread that you were a snowsports enthusiast as well so i offer you a couple pictures from Whistler
Whistler Blackcomb (Whistler is on the right Blackcomb on the left.)
Blackcomb and the rest of the Valley
The whistler TV/WIFI tower and Black Tusk in the background
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Dec 15, 2012 - 10:19pm PT
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That's too bad. Won't they refund it if you won't be able to use it?
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Dec 25, 2012 - 07:08pm PT
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The moosemobile
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Dec 25, 2012 - 07:59pm PT
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No footrest?
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Dec 26, 2012 - 07:00pm PT
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hey there say, moosedrool... just stopped in to say
happy sweet christmas to you!!
glad you got the cast now...
:)
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Dec 26, 2012 - 08:11pm PT
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Now for a Humvee roof type gun mount.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Dec 26, 2012 - 08:54pm PT
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Jan 31, 2013 - 05:37pm PT
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Moose, be at the Fortress parking at 9:00 tomorrow
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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Feb 11, 2013 - 07:28pm PT
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Moose, are you working on the other foot now?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Feb 11, 2013 - 08:33pm PT
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I just saw the comments about moosel toe. I think I prefer camel toe.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Feb 11, 2013 - 08:34pm PT
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I'll drool for ya!
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Feb 11, 2013 - 08:35pm PT
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rumor has it you've raised over $17K
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Feb 11, 2013 - 08:44pm PT
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Ah yes, side lighting is a wonderful thing.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Feb 21, 2013 - 10:39pm PT
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Did you get an immunization for it. . .prolly knot. . .
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Gary
Social climber
Right outside of Delacroix
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Feb 22, 2013 - 12:11am PT
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Nice tits.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Feb 22, 2013 - 11:36am PT
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I personally relate quite well to going off a cliff on skis having just come out of a cast, having jumared ropes in a cast. That was so inspiring, man. I imagine it's hard to get the cast to bind to the ski, or you'd likely have tried it before!
Why are some of us still alive?
Shoulda had our tickets punched years back.
Avoid the John Jacob Shinglehammer clinic in Markleeville--it's a total rip-off.
Go on pilgrimage to Shingle Springs instead.
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dee ee
Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
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Mar 12, 2013 - 08:28pm PT
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Yeah, lucky 13!
Cosmic I missed that throbbing ankle before.....nice.
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Mar 27, 2013 - 07:35pm PT
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Dude hang in there,
save the metal to make some jewelery or something
best,Gregg
edit: time heals all wounds
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Mar 28, 2013 - 01:37am PT
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Ask?
You dont have to ask, you fukcing paid for it.
In more ways than one!
Its been in you for 4 months
Its yours
Tell them you want it.
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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put some A1 steak sauce on that shit
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Moose
Oh, I think you're on your way to something much better... and if you die tomorrow, I wish you a happy death! ;o)
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Good to hear buddy!! Heal up!
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Nice work Andrezjec!! I'm wondering if i'll ever get my hardware out. Doc says he doesn't think so but.... I dunno.. We'll see.
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tonesfrommars
Trad climber
California
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Hey moosedrool, congrats on getting those bolts chopped!
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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hey there say, moosedrool... you never did send an address for a get well card, did you...
you can email, if you want, and i can send you a little get well trinket, too...
glad you made it through all the hardware removal!
:)
kind of like housecleaning, perhaps, so:
may your new spring cleaning, lead to a strong and stable summer!
god bless...
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