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Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 9, 2012 - 08:18pm PT


Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 9, 2012 - 08:23pm PT



What has 2 arms and 1 leg and does pullups?
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 9, 2012 - 08:33pm PT
^^^^^^^^^

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moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 9, 2012 - 08:57pm PT
gud 1 Ron, Urin!

Tad,
Is the doctor a woman?

Cosmic,
U'r killing me! A few more of those and I would have to ask you to move in!

Fish,
Urin!
T Hocking

Trad climber
Redding, Ca
Dec 9, 2012 - 10:02pm PT
Tad,
Is the doctor a woman?


Ya close enough,
I was lookin for the Dr. is the boys mother.
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Dec 9, 2012 - 10:07pm PT
Moosedrool, that leg makes you look funny.

Does that qualify as an insult?

I'll be there tomorrow at 2:35 pm.
Thanks again.


edit. Make room for my entourage. We have to leave July 15th.
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 9, 2012 - 10:11pm PT
very well Tad, urin!
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 9, 2012 - 10:17pm PT
Dee ee,
It is mildly funny, You can stay only up to 6 months. The key is under the rug. See you soon!
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Dec 9, 2012 - 10:21pm PT



Is that a grapefruit in your ankle or are you just happy to see me ?

Moosedrool stars in "My Left Foot"
Moosedrool stars in "My Left Foot"
Credit: Fish Finder
Anastasia

climber
InLOVEwithAris.
Dec 9, 2012 - 10:21pm PT
We believe in the buddy system!
We believe in the buddy system!
Credit: Anastasia

Funny shiest!!!
Funny shiest!!!
Footloose

Trad climber
Lake Tahoe
Dec 9, 2012 - 10:23pm PT
Moose,

Very creative thread! :)

I'm sure with your adventurous spirit and athletic attitudes you'll be back before you know it!

Best wishes,
Bill
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 10, 2012 - 01:18am PT
Fell asleep for a moment. Stupid drugs...

Fish,
Sick joke! LOL. Bonus points!

Ananstasia,
Very niceI. Urin!

Bill,
Thank you!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2012 - 01:25am PT
The Brave Little Toaster and his man dog wishing you the best recovery!


Credit: survival










The lizard says follow me to the land of healing....
Credit: survival











Zuni also sends his best.
Credit: survival















Just one from the web?.....
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 10, 2012 - 02:00am PT
Survival,
Very cool! urin!
I am not sure if I should look at the titties. It may create a hard to solve problem for me...
klk

Trad climber
cali
Dec 10, 2012 - 02:02am PT
Sweet!

Kegger at moosedrool's!
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Dec 10, 2012 - 02:23am PT
dang, your awfully nice with the offer. Drugs must be kicking in. heh


This is how I would be if I couldn't get on to the Pass...

John M

climber
Dec 10, 2012 - 02:25am PT
I am not sure if I should look at the titties. It may create a hard to solve problem for me...

Near as I can see, you broke your foot, not your hand. So whats the problem? Besides, crutches are chick magnets. You just need a good story to go with it. Bouldering at the gym doesn't cut it. It should have..

One or more of these of.. mountains, rockfall, crevasses, base jumping, extreme skiing. or surfing.

One of these, rescuing partner, risking life trying to save girlfriend who ends up dying, rescuing an animal. ( dead girlfriends are perfect. they make you seem tragic, and yet somehow desirable because some other woman wanted you. )

It could include fearsome storms or being lost.

and finally.. It should have..

Goats.. definitely needs goats. If you can't figure this part out then you are beyond hopeless. Every great story has goats in it somewhere.

Now.. go get them tiger.

Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Dec 10, 2012 - 02:30am PT
On a more positive note...




Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Dec 10, 2012 - 02:31am PT
We should fundraise bringing Canadian rice beer to Minden!





moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 10, 2012 - 10:56am PT
Gud morning!
I slept most of the night. The pain is minimal and the drugs keep me happy.
SuperTaco never sleeps! More people joined the Fundraiser, or should we call it the Mooseraiser?

klk,
Are you saying that you will bring a keg of Moose Drool? Urin, brother!

Munge,
You made my morning! Urin! (Bud??? It is NOT beer)

John M,
Since I am happily married, I don't use pick up stories any more, but your points are very gud!
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