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10b4me

Boulder climber
member since 2002
Nov 23, 2012 - 02:21pm PT
^^^^^hahahaha!
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 23, 2012 - 03:28pm PT
Great advice ladyscarlett, the boys here need a little coaching. I'll add that when chatting up someone they should never use the "C" word (climbing).
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 23, 2012 - 04:02pm PT
I never use the "C" word with anyone I am meeting for the first 6 times... ;).

never show that kind of passion to a seasonal girl, she'll smack you, grab you, roll you, sex you, then leave you staring at yourself bawling into the sink...

heh, the climbing kinda passion, well...gotta save it for the right folks, no?

good luck out there!

cheers

LS
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Nov 23, 2012 - 04:30pm PT
for a short bit

well that should help
Crackslayer

Trad climber
Eldo
Jan 26, 2013 - 05:31am PT
Looks like my climbing season is going to start early for me(but when is it never not climbing season!). I tried kinda hard to get a gf last year for this winter but finding the right kind of girl who wants to kick it in eldo ALL the time is hard. Decided for sure I'm going to patagonia for the winter next year. Besides, everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, right?

PS Some classic quotes in this thread!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 26, 2013 - 09:38am PT
Not sure if everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, but check out Thailand! Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple) ;)

locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 26, 2013 - 09:39am PT


<<< Considering moving to Thailand...

Some Random Guy

climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
Jan 26, 2013 - 10:38am PT
Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple)

...and an hiv test....
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jan 26, 2013 - 10:58am PT
I advise any healthy male to head directly to Argentina. Mama mia!
Besides, things are really getting bad there economically so a lot are looking
to bail. That gives you waaay better bargaining power!
Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 26, 2013 - 11:03am PT
Next thing you know, you'll be calling a trip to Mt. Diablo an alpine excursion

It's not?
part-time communist

Mountain climber
Jan 26, 2013 - 11:10am PT
Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental.


LOL
Some Random Guy

climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
Jan 26, 2013 - 11:25am PT
use the force young jedi, use the force







part-time communist

Mountain climber
Jan 26, 2013 - 11:47am PT
its really annoying when people post these youtube movie/tv show clips.

Does anyone really watch those clips, cus I sure don't.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jan 26, 2013 - 12:00pm PT

its really annoying when people post these youtube movie/tv show clips.

Why?

Does anyone really watch those clips, cus I sure don't.

If you don't watch them then why does it matter to you??
part-time communist

Mountain climber
Jan 26, 2013 - 12:03pm PT
it takes 3 more seconds of my time to scroll down the page to pass them.

One video clip is fine enough, but some have to post a flood of 3/4 video clips. Cultural amusements and cultural definitions of humor, woopie!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 26, 2013 - 12:34pm PT
Pink Ice.  Nice.
Pink Ice. Nice.
Credit: GI
Very seasonal, but she follows.
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Jan 26, 2013 - 12:43pm PT
oh man, I like her approach shoes

And her boobs look a bit firm to be a good rest spot for a weary head, but hell, sure nice to look at fer SURE!

but her hair looks like it might get caught on rappell...

I guess that's where the simulrap comes into play? ;)

Cheers

LS

mackenzie74

Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
Jan 26, 2013 - 04:30pm PT
First of all, this thread is hilarious!!!

Going to Thailand for a seasonal girlfriend though? Come on Vitally, have you heard of Polk street? Every good (read naughty) San Francisco boy should know better! Or maybe use the DENNIS system? haha
Some Random Guy

climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
Jan 26, 2013 - 05:06pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#286610

oooooooooooo, that's harsh
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 28, 2013 - 12:12pm PT
oooooooooooo, that's harsh

Ouch. Loved the clips above, not sure why PTC is against em...
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