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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 10, 2013 - 11:52pm PT
So this is where you all went! Shoulda known. Glowing thread. Going to bed.

With my digital girlfriend...nyuknyuknyuk.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 11, 2013 - 12:43am PT
So is the current criterion for being a seasonal girlfriend the ability to ropegun someone up Venturi?

Being able to give awesome back massages is at the top of my criterion.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:48am PT
Grindr has rendered this thread null and void.

Like asking what type to use on a gutenberg press. We got better sh#t, whip out your iPhone and find a fatty.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 11, 2013 - 02:05am PT
JD look here, a fatty with a tatty will give you shade in the summertime, keep you warm in wintertime, and movin' pitchers all year long.

You THING you have it right, but Happy Rong Year and a Fossilic Crustchove anyway, Dad.

...talk about auntie-quated ideas...mild farting...you're merry welcome :)
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2014 - 06:30pm PT
Merry Christmas to all!
Hope everyone has a productive offseason... ;)

Credit: Vitaliy M.
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Dec 24, 2014 - 06:38pm PT
hey there say, vitaliy... very nice photo, oh my, :)
may it all go well and continue to be a very special thing...

congratulations, there!
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Dec 24, 2014 - 07:29pm PT
hey, I recognize some of those people!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
Ed, soon I will forget how you look! Missed you at evening yoga on Monday and didn't see you bouldering yesterday. Better be there Friday! :)
couchmaster

climber
Dec 25, 2014 - 08:06am PT


This thread is GOLD. Vitaly, is that you in the wedding photo giving up your quest for a seasonal girlfriend? If so, might I suggest you keep the blond blow up doll in the basement ....uhh, just in case for later.
John Duffield

Mountain climber
New York
Dec 25, 2014 - 08:20am PT
I think that's Vitaliy on the far left. I'm guessing the groom is the worried looking d00d to the right of the Lady in White. What a great shot.

Did the wedding happen there or did everyone schlep up in their clothes? Well worth it either way.
pyro

Big Wall climber
Calabasas
Dec 25, 2014 - 08:22am PT
Vitality happy holiday!


go dodger blue!!!!!



vitality ur a good guy!
LearningTrad

Trad climber
Dec 25, 2014 - 10:28am PT
Sorry guise, vitaliy's heart belongs to me
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 25, 2014 - 12:37pm PT
LearningTrad, that's soooo not true...unless you are Burchy? ;)
LearningTrad

Trad climber
Dec 25, 2014 - 05:13pm PT
No, I'm Medusa!
coolrockclimberguy69

climber
Dec 25, 2014 - 05:21pm PT
yo vitalybro, even if medusa is wrecked from the neck up, you know hittin dem thighs is like BAM!
#realtalk #sportclimbing #notitties #butterface
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
Dec 25, 2014 - 06:50pm PT


Face it.

The Mountains and Rocks own you.

Till the one who will be "the Wife" comes along.

The Mountains and Rocks will still love you.



Captain...or Skully

climber
in the oil patch...Fricken Bakken, that's where
Dec 25, 2014 - 07:18pm PT
The so called "wife" don't always come along....Take nothing for granted.
Have a nice day.
Gary

Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Dec 26, 2014 - 08:14am PT
Hope everyone has a productive offseason...

What's an offseason?
moosedrool

climber
Andrzej Citkowicz far away from Poland
Dec 26, 2014 - 08:22am PT
What's an offseason?

How would I know? The season with my girl is still on after some 34 years.

For the rest of you, happy hunting!

Moose
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Dec 26, 2014 - 08:25am PT
Is V crossdressing in the off season?
Only for Burchy???
Post pics please.
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