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Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 05:27pm PT
I hope you two will be bathing in sunshine while sending those AWESOME Eastern Sierra BC climbs only locals know about soon, Burchey. Making striking first ascents without bothering to report and hiking A4 sandbagged pitches together. You guys have future.


That is a great link. I knew there are people out there with similar needs.
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Nov 21, 2012 - 05:28pm PT
Take up sport climbing Vitals.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Nov 21, 2012 - 05:31pm PT
I always wondered why some referred to The Chief as Tricky Ricky.

:)
Muffin Adventure

climber
San Francisco
Nov 21, 2012 - 05:38pm PT
gay jokes about san francisco? seems a bit played-out, and you all clearly dont live here. the gays keep to themselves, leaving a 3:5 M:F ratio. getting laid here is like shooting fish in a barrel.
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 21, 2012 - 05:41pm PT
Be careful what ya wish fer V! B'cuz it cud turn out to be yer worst nightmare, bro! ...
Credit: splitter
"WTF did you say Vitaliy? CLIMBING SEASON is here & yer gonna go BACK to the MOUNTAINS???

Get yer skinny lil' white climbing ass back inside, PRONTO!!!"



edit: talk about being 'pussy-whipped' ...YIKES!!!!

"Vitaliy could outrun her." -- 'RUN VITALIY, RUN' ...

as in, 'RUN, FOREST, RUN' (Forest Gump)

EDIT: i thinks she's foxie (cute, also)! a lil' on the buff side, but i need a STRONG women to get my ass moving (at times)!! ;)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 21, 2012 - 06:54pm PT
Vitaliy could outrun "her", or "that."

edit: She looks like she's both a tosser and a catcher.
Bruce Morris

Social climber
Belmont, California
Nov 22, 2012 - 03:49am PT
Does she have something a little extra under the hood to provide a testosterone supercharge?
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Nov 22, 2012 - 11:34am PT
Lose the Glasses,Vitaliy,
and you'd get more GIRLFRIENDS!!!




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Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 22, 2012 - 11:51am PT
Splitter, I think you almost talked me out of it. Hoping for something less bulky. LOL
Cosmic, at least she won't talk back! That's a step up from Ron's guitar with a pocket pussy attacked.

Was 'Tricky Ricky" his street name?
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Nov 22, 2012 - 11:58am PT
Happy Thanksgiving, Vit!
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
Nov 22, 2012 - 12:00pm PT
good gaaarief! VM,, DONT pick that thing posted above,, not even sure its human!! And i got a feeling youd be the RECEIVER!!!!
luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Nov 22, 2012 - 12:03pm PT
I guess even climbers need a seasonal slump buster once in a while.....the route will surely go now
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 22, 2012 - 12:34pm PT
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Credit: Vitaliy M.

Happy Thanksgiving!
Guangzhou

Trad climber
Asia, Indonesia, East Java
Nov 23, 2012 - 02:16am PT
Sounds like a winter of "DRYTOOLING."
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 23, 2012 - 08:28am PT
Wake up and smell the coffee, V.
Temporary arrangements lead to who knows what?
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 23, 2012 - 02:33pm PT
AHAHAhahaha

You guys bust me up.

Looks to me like you gotta find a girl who's looking for a seasonal naked snuggling buddy. Plenty out there who aren't looking for anything more than some good times for a short bit. Heh, they constantly complain to me that 'it's always the d00ds who fall "in love", wish we could just find a good consistent lay'

I always tell them to stop looking at me, I don't kiss girls!

They are all over the place! Just gotta be obvious enough for them to pick up on it and be slow enough so they can pounce, physically AND mentally. Emotionally they are probably far ahead..

I hear if you and your targets imbibe enough Tequila, your chances go up somehow...

Go find it, you have plenty of time, it's only the beginning of shitty weather season!

Good luck...

Cheers

LS
10b4me

Boulder climber
member since 2002
Nov 23, 2012 - 05:21pm PT
^^^^^hahahaha!
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 23, 2012 - 06:28pm PT
Great advice ladyscarlett, the boys here need a little coaching. I'll add that when chatting up someone they should never use the "C" word (climbing).
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 23, 2012 - 07:02pm PT
I never use the "C" word with anyone I am meeting for the first 6 times... ;).

never show that kind of passion to a seasonal girl, she'll smack you, grab you, roll you, sex you, then leave you staring at yourself bawling into the sink...

heh, the climbing kinda passion, well...gotta save it for the right folks, no?

good luck out there!

cheers

LS
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Nov 23, 2012 - 07:30pm PT
for a short bit

well that should help
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