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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 21, 2012 - 06:54pm PT
Vitaliy could outrun "her", or "that."

edit: She looks like she's both a tosser and a catcher.
Bruce Morris

Social climber
Belmont, California
Nov 22, 2012 - 03:49am PT
Does she have something a little extra under the hood to provide a testosterone supercharge?
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Nov 22, 2012 - 11:34am PT
Lose the Glasses,Vitaliy,
and you'd get more GIRLFRIENDS!!!




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Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 22, 2012 - 11:51am PT
Splitter, I think you almost talked me out of it. Hoping for something less bulky. LOL
Cosmic, at least she won't talk back! That's a step up from Ron's guitar with a pocket pussy attacked.

Was 'Tricky Ricky" his street name?
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Nov 22, 2012 - 11:58am PT
Happy Thanksgiving, Vit!
luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Nov 22, 2012 - 12:03pm PT
I guess even climbers need a seasonal slump buster once in a while.....the route will surely go now
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 22, 2012 - 12:34pm PT
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Credit: Vitaliy M.

Happy Thanksgiving!
Guangzhou

Trad climber
Asia, Indonesia, East Java
Nov 23, 2012 - 02:16am PT
Sounds like a winter of "DRYTOOLING."
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 23, 2012 - 08:28am PT
Wake up and smell the coffee, V.
Temporary arrangements lead to who knows what?
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 23, 2012 - 02:33pm PT
AHAHAhahaha

You guys bust me up.

Looks to me like you gotta find a girl who's looking for a seasonal naked snuggling buddy. Plenty out there who aren't looking for anything more than some good times for a short bit. Heh, they constantly complain to me that 'it's always the d00ds who fall "in love", wish we could just find a good consistent lay'

I always tell them to stop looking at me, I don't kiss girls!

They are all over the place! Just gotta be obvious enough for them to pick up on it and be slow enough so they can pounce, physically AND mentally. Emotionally they are probably far ahead..

I hear if you and your targets imbibe enough Tequila, your chances go up somehow...

Go find it, you have plenty of time, it's only the beginning of shitty weather season!

Good luck...

Cheers

LS
10b4me

Boulder climber
member since 2002
Nov 23, 2012 - 05:21pm PT
^^^^^hahahaha!
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 23, 2012 - 06:28pm PT
Great advice ladyscarlett, the boys here need a little coaching. I'll add that when chatting up someone they should never use the "C" word (climbing).
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 23, 2012 - 07:02pm PT
I never use the "C" word with anyone I am meeting for the first 6 times... ;).

never show that kind of passion to a seasonal girl, she'll smack you, grab you, roll you, sex you, then leave you staring at yourself bawling into the sink...

heh, the climbing kinda passion, well...gotta save it for the right folks, no?

good luck out there!

cheers

LS
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Nov 23, 2012 - 07:30pm PT
for a short bit

well that should help
Crackslayer

Trad climber
Eldo
Jan 26, 2013 - 08:31am PT
Looks like my climbing season is going to start early for me(but when is it never not climbing season!). I tried kinda hard to get a gf last year for this winter but finding the right kind of girl who wants to kick it in eldo ALL the time is hard. Decided for sure I'm going to patagonia for the winter next year. Besides, everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, right?

PS Some classic quotes in this thread!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 26, 2013 - 12:38pm PT
Not sure if everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, but check out Thailand! Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple) ;)

locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 26, 2013 - 12:39pm PT


<<< Considering moving to Thailand...

Some Random Guy

climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
Jan 26, 2013 - 01:38pm PT
Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple)

...and an hiv test....
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jan 26, 2013 - 01:58pm PT
I advise any healthy male to head directly to Argentina. Mama mia!
Besides, things are really getting bad there economically so a lot are looking
to bail. That gives you waaay better bargaining power!
Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 26, 2013 - 02:03pm PT
Next thing you know, you'll be calling a trip to Mt. Diablo an alpine excursion

It's not?
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