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10b4me

Ice climber
Bishop/Flagstaff
Dec 10, 2013 - 03:29pm PT
Vitaliy,
if you take on a seasonal girlfriend, you have to give up being an alpinist.
hamik

Mountain climber
Pasadena, CA
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:01pm PT
If I'm gonna date a dude he should at LEAST be able to ropegun me up Venturi. Sorry, Vittles don't cut it
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:03pm PT
Burcheys gonna be devastated!!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 05:07pm PT
#Burcheymegabutthurt
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:30pm PT
#burcheymegafingerupbutthurt
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:41pm PT
Haha good stuff here, what's the deal V ? U monking out or did u land one?
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:52pm PT
Seasonal.....fat one for winter, young for spring, olive skinned for summer and a redhead for fall......all, of course, well to do.
TwistedCrank

climber
Bungwater Hollow, Ida-ho
Dec 10, 2013 - 06:01pm PT
No, just recyclable.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 06:07pm PT
I scored a hot blond 21 yr old for the winter. hoping to break her heart come summer

Me too! She love me long time!

Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 06:09pm PT
#youknow...climbers

#BurcheydontknowclimbersBurcheymegawhipped

#barrellmouthblowyourheadoff

#395torsoparade
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 06:14pm PT
I personally prefer dry-tooling these days.

EDIT: Crackslayer you are gonna get VD if she reads this.
chick_on_ice

Trad climber
Dec 10, 2013 - 06:59pm PT
So is the current criterion for being a seasonal girlfriend the ability to ropegun someone up Venturi? Race ya V!
hamik

Mountain climber
Pasadena, CA
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:22pm PT
I think you're closer to that goal and I think I'm OK with that...
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:50pm PT
This is a great thread. Wow.

You people make me laugh!

Seasonal girlfriend? Right here baby!!
pb

Sport climber
Sonora Ca
Dec 10, 2013 - 11:26pm PT
he needs a patch
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Dec 10, 2013 - 11:48pm PT
I want chick_on_ice to start a "Seasonal Boyfriend" thread :)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 10, 2013 - 11:52pm PT
So this is where you all went! Shoulda known. Glowing thread. Going to bed.

With my digital girlfriend...nyuknyuknyuk.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 11, 2013 - 12:43am PT
So is the current criterion for being a seasonal girlfriend the ability to ropegun someone up Venturi?

Being able to give awesome back massages is at the top of my criterion.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 11, 2013 - 12:48am PT
Grindr has rendered this thread null and void.

Like asking what type to use on a gutenberg press. We got better sh#t, whip out your iPhone and find a fatty.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 11, 2013 - 02:05am PT
JD look here, a fatty with a tatty will give you shade in the summertime, keep you warm in wintertime, and movin' pitchers all year long.

You THING you have it right, but Happy Rong Year and a Fossilic Crustchove anyway, Dad.

...talk about auntie-quated ideas...mild farting...you're merry welcome :)
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