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Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2014 - 06:30pm PT
Merry Christmas to all!
Hope everyone has a productive offseason... ;)

neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Dec 24, 2014 - 06:38pm PT
hey there say, vitaliy... very nice photo, oh my, :)
may it all go well and continue to be a very special thing...

congratulations, there!
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Dec 24, 2014 - 07:29pm PT
hey, I recognize some of those people!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
Ed, soon I will forget how you look! Missed you at evening yoga on Monday and didn't see you bouldering yesterday. Better be there Friday! :)
couchmaster

climber
Dec 25, 2014 - 08:06am PT


This thread is GOLD. Vitaly, is that you in the wedding photo giving up your quest for a seasonal girlfriend? If so, might I suggest you keep the blond blow up doll in the basement ....uhh, just in case for later.
John Duffield

Mountain climber
New York
Dec 25, 2014 - 08:20am PT
I think that's Vitaliy on the far left. I'm guessing the groom is the worried looking d00d to the right of the Lady in White. What a great shot.

Did the wedding happen there or did everyone schlep up in their clothes? Well worth it either way.
pyro

Big Wall climber
Calabasas
Dec 25, 2014 - 08:22am PT
Vitality happy holiday!


go dodger blue!!!!!



vitality ur a good guy!
LearningTrad

Trad climber
Dec 25, 2014 - 10:28am PT
Sorry guise, vitaliy's heart belongs to me
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 25, 2014 - 12:37pm PT
LearningTrad, that's soooo not true...unless you are Burchy? ;)
LearningTrad

Trad climber
Dec 25, 2014 - 05:13pm PT
No, I'm Medusa!
coolrockclimberguy69

climber
Dec 25, 2014 - 05:21pm PT
yo vitalybro, even if medusa is wrecked from the neck up, you know hittin dem thighs is like BAM!
#realtalk #sportclimbing #notitties #butterface
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
Dec 25, 2014 - 06:50pm PT


Face it.

The Mountains and Rocks own you.

Till the one who will be "the Wife" comes along.

The Mountains and Rocks will still love you.



Captain...or Skully

climber
in the oil patch...Fricken Bakken, that's where
Dec 25, 2014 - 07:18pm PT
The so called "wife" don't always come along....Take nothing for granted.
Have a nice day.
Gary

Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Dec 26, 2014 - 08:14am PT
Hope everyone has a productive offseason...

What's an offseason?
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Dec 26, 2014 - 08:25am PT
Is V crossdressing in the off season?
Only for Burchy???
Post pics please.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 26, 2014 - 09:58am PT
What's an offseason?

That is when gym climbers equip the cookie cliff with fixed lines. That way you get a good work out and a day off for cross dressing and such.
chick_on_ice

Trad climber
Dec 26, 2014 - 04:15pm PT
I want chick_on_ice to start a "Seasonal Boyfriend" thread :)

So....about that. I'm still looking!

Oh and re: V's comment
Being able to give awesome back massages is at the top of my criterion.

I've heard from unbiased sources that I'm pretty damn good at those.

My criterion: Don't be a dick.
LearningTrad

Trad climber
Dec 26, 2014 - 04:37pm PT
I've got it from reliable sources, that you chew men up and spit them out.

;)
chick_on_ice

Trad climber
Dec 26, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
Burchy, I visited Mark a few days ago. I'm still giving him flak for that comment at the base of Daff Dome :)

And I believe the actual quote from him was: "she eats them alive and spits them out". Yeah. Thanks bro.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Dec 26, 2014 - 07:48pm PT
That's not burch it's Mark!
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