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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 21, 2012 - 02:31am PT
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Since the weather is semi crap for the next few months, I think it is time to get a seasonal girlfriend. Seasonal meaning she might (if lucky) last till the end of March.
Do many other climbers get seasonal gfs/bfs? Or do they go to JT/South America to avoid these crazy thoughts?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 02:36am PT
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And all that man wrestling will you leave you stronger.
Hmmmm. At some point Mark Hudon said you gotta be in 'alligator wrestling' shape before you go climb El Cap. Good point Jebus. Maybe start with men, and move on to alligators in the end of the winter? I want to climb El Cap!
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briham89
Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:37am PT
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Now there's el cap commitment bahahaha
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adikted
Boulder climber
Tahooooeeeee
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:33am PT
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I solved this delima by by heading to Argentina...its a tough call..tahoe winters can be a pain...... I figured id just go climb some sh#t....hopefully i made the right decision..
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orangesporanges
Social climber
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:53am PT
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A real alpinist puts emotional content and commitment into everythng they do.
They also have a sense of humor.
You got both V.
What you now need, to realise your dreams, is a supportive hottie that can share you with the mountains.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:56am PT
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Just make sure they don't climb or are into politics or there's a chance they could see this thread.
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Nov 21, 2012 - 05:21am PT
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like the rock .....its always right there in front of you
reach for it V .
I prefer the Gal Wednesday type over seasonal....... frees up the weekends.
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nah000
Mountain climber
canuckadia
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Nov 21, 2012 - 06:55am PT
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got a good laugh thanks to the initial banter in this thread.
it reminded me of this:
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Charlie D.
Trad climber
Western Slope, Tahoe Sierra
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Nov 21, 2012 - 07:45am PT
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Vitaliy......orange speaks the truth, think win/win and who knows you may end up with some hot rope gun, it happened to me. Run away from all of them that think your job is to make your gf happy.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 10:55am PT
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Split the difference and get with a chimpanzee slut. And, hey, if Bobo can belay you got a belay bitch you pay in bananas.
Hmmmm don't even know what to say...sounds like you been kicked out of a zoo more than once Jebus : )
On the other hand, do you think Ron is 'fixed' yet? haha
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:27pm PT
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i hear she's available...
although, one night stands are excluded!
(she's not like that anymore)!
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:50pm PT
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It might be time for a pseudonym, Vitaliy.
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tornado
climber
lawrence kansas
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:59pm PT
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switch hands.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:02pm PT
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Wimmen are expensive - the hardcore know how to drink alone, and like it.
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10b4me
Boulder climber
member since 2002
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:40pm PT
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there are many available girls just around the corner from me..The price ranges from 200.00 to 1500.00 per hour.. Let me know your range...
He's a climber. He will probably go the $200/hr route, or obamacare might pay for it.
Edit: $1500/hr. wtf, it better be good
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nutjob
Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:47pm PT
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It might be time for a pseudonym, Vitaliy.
classic!
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:50pm PT
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What special services do Alpenists need?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 01:57pm PT
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What special services do Alpenists need?
First of all, many of us suffer from trench foot. Maybe some foreplay with the big toe.....will stop there. Don't want to ruin anyone's appetite..
Ron, those are some expensive hookers. In Reno? Really? I sure hope Obamacare covers it, no way in hell I can! Maybe I can apply for a grant?
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:59pm PT
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They are called "Slam Pigs", and respond well to the 1 finger diddle.
Of course, your not a sport climber, and will probably never, ever have consistant Poontang.
Keep sending.
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:10pm PT
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forecasts call for pain?
understandable for alpinists...
but if we're going by that, isn't there some suffering included in that?
heh
cheers
LS
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Gene
climber
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:13pm PT
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Most seasonal gigs lack benefits.
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:14pm PT
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Vitaliy, if you find a seasonal girlfriend I want a TR.....WITH pictures.
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:18pm PT
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Save some money, pornography.
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Bruce Morris
Social climber
Belmont, California
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:52pm PT
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That's why there are Curry girls. You can even use their meal plan to cruise through the cafeteria while staying in their dorm room. Warmer in the dorms when it starts to rain and snow.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:02pm PT
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Vitya, I thought you already had a girlfriend?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 03:02pm PT
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That's why there are Curry girls.
LOL Have you seen them? I am not THAT desperate!
I once glued a pocket p*ssy to a guitar i had,, called it the perfect woman..;-) Only problem was,, everyone wanted her!
Thoughts of a guitar with a pocket p*ssy being passed around are quite disturbing. Hope you used protection.
Reilly, Cheburashka is a dude!
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:16pm PT
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in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..NOW the "cheapos" are 200.00..talk about inflation! Here ya go V!
A few of the Girls I know/met at Walmart.
They started their own website 'Hummers.All.Night.Long.com'
EDIT: the "Girls" requested that I remove their pics, but, don't want ya to fergit them, so...
...keep them in mind as the '4 seasons' one after another, slowly roll by!
Featuring Walmart's 'Roll Back' Special Price:
TWENTY BUCKS = Take Yer Pick
200.00 = The Whole Stable
EDIT: NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Benny Hind Miracle Crusade, just passed through town!! Sheeeeesh!!
But, evidently, they are now individually available for that "4 seasons" commitment that Cragman speaks of! (miracles DO happen, eh?)
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:20pm PT
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You can either be an alpinist or an allpenis.....hard, but not impossible, to do both.
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nopantsben
climber
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:21pm PT
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listen to donini.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 03:25pm PT
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To be honest, I would love to hear Ron's definition of 'Black Friday.' LOL
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:28pm PT
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Cheburashka is a dude!
Ты ещё спрашиваешь? Поэтому, Дунька Кулакова.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:34pm PT
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Pants Donini.
Moon him, too.
Vitaliy, find a nice chunky gal (who's cute, too--why be masochistic?) and likes to read romances constantly and has some good tattoos. That way she won't be bitching that you never take her climbing, because she doesn't look great in lycra; and anyway, she enjoys the romance novels a whole lot more--"I'm content, honey. So go do your thing dear, but don't forget the cannoli."
She can choose to let you go "rock climbing" all you want ON HER, without even leaving the bedroom! And, best of all, she'll give you shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and moving pictures all year long!
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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Nov 21, 2012 - 04:14pm PT
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Seasonal girlfriends are great. I used to get one every night.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Nov 21, 2012 - 04:44pm PT
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The best alpinists have the hairiest palms. Seasons are all in your head, get onto some rock and round out your skill sets.
Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 04:44pm PT
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Does the Chef know he is your little munchkin, Burchey?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 05:27pm PT
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I hope you two will be bathing in sunshine while sending those AWESOME Eastern Sierra BC climbs only locals know about soon, Burchey. Making striking first ascents without bothering to report and hiking A4 sandbagged pitches together. You guys have future.
That is a great link. I knew there are people out there with similar needs.
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michaeld
Sport climber
Sacramento
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Nov 21, 2012 - 05:28pm PT
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Take up sport climbing Vitals.
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Muffin Adventure
climber
San Francisco
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Nov 21, 2012 - 05:38pm PT
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gay jokes about san francisco? seems a bit played-out, and you all clearly dont live here. the gays keep to themselves, leaving a 3:5 M:F ratio. getting laid here is like shooting fish in a barrel.
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 21, 2012 - 05:41pm PT
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Be careful what ya wish fer V! B'cuz it cud turn out to be yer worst nightmare, bro! ...
"WTF did you say Vitaliy? CLIMBING SEASON is here & yer gonna go BACK to the MOUNTAINS???
Get yer skinny lil' white climbing ass back inside, PRONTO!!!"
edit: talk about being 'pussy-whipped' ...YIKES!!!!
"Vitaliy could outrun her." -- 'RUN VITALIY, RUN' ...
as in, 'RUN, FOREST, RUN' (Forest Gump)
EDIT: i thinks she's foxie (cute, also)! a lil' on the buff side, but i need a STRONG women to get my ass moving (at times)!! ;)
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 21, 2012 - 06:54pm PT
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Vitaliy could outrun "her", or "that."
edit: She looks like she's both a tosser and a catcher.
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Bruce Morris
Social climber
Belmont, California
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Nov 22, 2012 - 03:49am PT
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Does she have something a little extra under the hood to provide a testosterone supercharge?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 22, 2012 - 11:51am PT
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Splitter, I think you almost talked me out of it. Hoping for something less bulky. LOL
Cosmic, at least she won't talk back! That's a step up from Ron's guitar with a pocket pussy attacked.
Was 'Tricky Ricky" his street name?
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luggi
Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
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Nov 22, 2012 - 12:03pm PT
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I guess even climbers need a seasonal slump buster once in a while.....the route will surely go now
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 22, 2012 - 12:34pm PT
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Guangzhou
Trad climber
Asia, Indonesia, East Java
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Nov 23, 2012 - 02:16am PT
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Sounds like a winter of "DRYTOOLING."
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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Nov 23, 2012 - 02:33pm PT
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AHAHAhahaha
You guys bust me up.
Looks to me like you gotta find a girl who's looking for a seasonal naked snuggling buddy. Plenty out there who aren't looking for anything more than some good times for a short bit. Heh, they constantly complain to me that 'it's always the d00ds who fall "in love", wish we could just find a good consistent lay'
I always tell them to stop looking at me, I don't kiss girls!
They are all over the place! Just gotta be obvious enough for them to pick up on it and be slow enough so they can pounce, physically AND mentally. Emotionally they are probably far ahead..
I hear if you and your targets imbibe enough Tequila, your chances go up somehow...
Go find it, you have plenty of time, it's only the beginning of shitty weather season!
Good luck...
Cheers
LS
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10b4me
Boulder climber
member since 2002
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Nov 23, 2012 - 05:21pm PT
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^^^^^hahahaha!
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Nov 23, 2012 - 06:28pm PT
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Great advice ladyscarlett, the boys here need a little coaching. I'll add that when chatting up someone they should never use the "C" word (climbing).
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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Nov 23, 2012 - 07:02pm PT
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I never use the "C" word with anyone I am meeting for the first 6 times... ;).
never show that kind of passion to a seasonal girl, she'll smack you, grab you, roll you, sex you, then leave you staring at yourself bawling into the sink...
heh, the climbing kinda passion, well...gotta save it for the right folks, no?
good luck out there!
cheers
LS
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Nov 23, 2012 - 07:30pm PT
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for a short bit
well that should help
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Crackslayer
Trad climber
Eldo
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Jan 26, 2013 - 08:31am PT
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Looks like my climbing season is going to start early for me(but when is it never not climbing season!). I tried kinda hard to get a gf last year for this winter but finding the right kind of girl who wants to kick it in eldo ALL the time is hard. Decided for sure I'm going to patagonia for the winter next year. Besides, everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, right?
PS Some classic quotes in this thread!
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 26, 2013 - 12:38pm PT
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Not sure if everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, but check out Thailand! Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple) ;)
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Some Random Guy
climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
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Jan 26, 2013 - 01:38pm PT
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Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple)
...and an hiv test....
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 26, 2013 - 01:58pm PT
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I advise any healthy male to head directly to Argentina. Mama mia!
Besides, things are really getting bad there economically so a lot are looking
to bail. That gives you waaay better bargaining power!
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Michelle
Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
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Jan 26, 2013 - 02:03pm PT
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Next thing you know, you'll be calling a trip to Mt. Diablo an alpine excursion
It's not?
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part-time communist
Mountain climber
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Jan 26, 2013 - 02:10pm PT
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Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental.
LOL
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part-time communist
Mountain climber
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Jan 26, 2013 - 02:47pm PT
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its really annoying when people post these youtube movie/tv show clips.
Does anyone really watch those clips, cus I sure don't.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Jan 26, 2013 - 03:00pm PT
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its really annoying when people post these youtube movie/tv show clips.
Why?
Does anyone really watch those clips, cus I sure don't.
If you don't watch them then why does it matter to you??
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part-time communist
Mountain climber
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Jan 26, 2013 - 03:03pm PT
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it takes 3 more seconds of my time to scroll down the page to pass them.
One video clip is fine enough, but some have to post a flood of 3/4 video clips. Cultural amusements and cultural definitions of humor, woopie!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 26, 2013 - 03:34pm PT
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Very seasonal, but she follows.
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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Jan 26, 2013 - 03:43pm PT
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oh man, I like her approach shoes
And her boobs look a bit firm to be a good rest spot for a weary head, but hell, sure nice to look at fer SURE!
but her hair looks like it might get caught on rappell...
I guess that's where the simulrap comes into play? ;)
Cheers
LS
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mackenzie74
Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
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Jan 26, 2013 - 07:30pm PT
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First of all, this thread is hilarious!!!
Going to Thailand for a seasonal girlfriend though? Come on Vitally, have you heard of Polk street? Every good (read naughty) San Francisco boy should know better! Or maybe use the DENNIS system? haha
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Some Random Guy
climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
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Jan 26, 2013 - 08:06pm PT
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oooooooooooo, that's harsh
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 28, 2013 - 03:12pm PT
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oooooooooooo, that's harsh
Ouch. Loved the clips above, not sure why PTC is against em...
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Jan 28, 2013 - 03:40pm PT
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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Jan 28, 2013 - 04:04pm PT
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Vitaliy, it doesn't matter what "PTC" likes or not. She's not real, anyway.
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kunlun_shan
Mountain climber
SF, CA
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Jan 28, 2013 - 04:35pm PT
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^ she's probably the latest version of LEB - same login and several different posters trolling the Taco.....
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TimH
Trad climber
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Jan 28, 2013 - 05:24pm PT
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I advise any healthy male to head directly to Argentina. Mama mia!
Besides, things are really getting bad there economically so a lot are looking to bail. That gives you waaay better bargaining power!
That worked out well for Mark "I'm hiking the Appalachain (err, Argentine) Trail (opps, tail)" Sanford.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 28, 2013 - 05:34pm PT
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Vitaliy, it doesn't matter what "PTC" likes or not. She's not real, anyway.
I say nuke her!
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Some Random Guy
climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
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Jan 28, 2013 - 06:04pm PT
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sometimes i am not sure if i am real !?!?!?!
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Jan 28, 2013 - 06:06pm PT
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Vitaliy, it doesn't matter what "PTC" likes or not. She's not real, anyway.
Dunno bout that, she sure took down those naked pics fast when relic linked her deleted thread to his appreciation thread.....
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hello_mr_copeland
Boulder climber
H-Town
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Mar 28, 2013 - 12:25am PT
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I got mine....
ooohhh yeaaaaahhhh
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10b4me
Ice climber
Bishop/Flagstaff
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Dec 10, 2013 - 03:21pm PT
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It's almost winter.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 03:26pm PT
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Bwahaha and I am not looking anymore! :)
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10b4me
Ice climber
Bishop/Flagstaff
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Dec 10, 2013 - 03:29pm PT
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Vitaliy,
if you take on a seasonal girlfriend, you have to give up being an alpinist.
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hamik
Mountain climber
Pasadena, CA
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:01pm PT
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If I'm gonna date a dude he should at LEAST be able to ropegun me up Venturi. Sorry, Vittles don't cut it
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:03pm PT
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Burcheys gonna be devastated!!
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 05:07pm PT
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#Burcheymegabutthurt
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:30pm PT
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#burcheymegafingerupbutthurt
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:41pm PT
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Haha good stuff here, what's the deal V ? U monking out or did u land one?
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:52pm PT
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Seasonal.....fat one for winter, young for spring, olive skinned for summer and a redhead for fall......all, of course, well to do.
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TwistedCrank
climber
Bungwater Hollow, Ida-ho
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Dec 10, 2013 - 06:01pm PT
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No, just recyclable.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 06:07pm PT
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I scored a hot blond 21 yr old for the winter. hoping to break her heart come summer
Me too! She love me long time!
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 06:09pm PT
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#youknow...climbers
#BurcheydontknowclimbersBurcheymegawhipped
#barrellmouthblowyourheadoff
#395torsoparade
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 06:14pm PT
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I personally prefer dry-tooling these days.
EDIT: Crackslayer you are gonna get VD if she reads this.
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chick_on_ice
Trad climber
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Dec 10, 2013 - 06:59pm PT
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So is the current criterion for being a seasonal girlfriend the ability to ropegun someone up Venturi? Race ya V!
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hamik
Mountain climber
Pasadena, CA
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:22pm PT
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I think you're closer to that goal and I think I'm OK with that...
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:50pm PT
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This is a great thread. Wow.
You people make me laugh!
Seasonal girlfriend? Right here baby!!
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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pb
Sport climber
Sonora Ca
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Dec 10, 2013 - 11:26pm PT
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he needs a patch
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kunlun_shan
Mountain climber
SF, CA
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Dec 10, 2013 - 11:48pm PT
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I want chick_on_ice to start a "Seasonal Boyfriend" thread :)
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Dec 10, 2013 - 11:52pm PT
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So this is where you all went! Shoulda known. Glowing thread. Going to bed.
With my digital girlfriend...nyuknyuknyuk.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 11, 2013 - 12:43am PT
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So is the current criterion for being a seasonal girlfriend the ability to ropegun someone up Venturi?
Being able to give awesome back massages is at the top of my criterion.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:48am PT
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Grindr has rendered this thread null and void.
Like asking what type to use on a gutenberg press. We got better sh#t, whip out your iPhone and find a fatty.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Dec 11, 2013 - 02:05am PT
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JD look here, a fatty with a tatty will give you shade in the summertime, keep you warm in wintertime, and movin' pitchers all year long.
You THING you have it right, but Happy Rong Year and a Fossilic Crustchove anyway, Dad.
...talk about auntie-quated ideas...mild farting...you're merry welcome :)
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2014 - 06:30pm PT
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Merry Christmas to all!
Hope everyone has a productive offseason... ;)
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Dec 24, 2014 - 06:38pm PT
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hey there say, vitaliy... very nice photo, oh my, :)
may it all go well and continue to be a very special thing...
congratulations, there!
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Dec 24, 2014 - 07:29pm PT
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hey, I recognize some of those people!
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 24, 2014 - 07:37pm PT
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Ed, soon I will forget how you look! Missed you at evening yoga on Monday and didn't see you bouldering yesterday. Better be there Friday! :)
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couchmaster
climber
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Dec 25, 2014 - 08:06am PT
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This thread is GOLD. Vitaly, is that you in the wedding photo giving up your quest for a seasonal girlfriend? If so, might I suggest you keep the blond blow up doll in the basement ....uhh, just in case for later.
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John Duffield
Mountain climber
New York
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Dec 25, 2014 - 08:20am PT
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I think that's Vitaliy on the far left. I'm guessing the groom is the worried looking d00d to the right of the Lady in White. What a great shot.
Did the wedding happen there or did everyone schlep up in their clothes? Well worth it either way.
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pyro
Big Wall climber
Calabasas
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Dec 25, 2014 - 08:22am PT
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Vitality happy holiday!
go dodger blue!!!!!
vitality ur a good guy!
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LearningTrad
Trad climber
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Dec 25, 2014 - 10:28am PT
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Sorry guise, vitaliy's heart belongs to me
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 25, 2014 - 12:37pm PT
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LearningTrad, that's soooo not true...unless you are Burchy? ;)
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LearningTrad
Trad climber
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Dec 25, 2014 - 05:13pm PT
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No, I'm Medusa!
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coolrockclimberguy69
climber
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Dec 25, 2014 - 05:21pm PT
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yo vitalybro, even if medusa is wrecked from the neck up, you know hittin dem thighs is like BAM!
#realtalk #sportclimbing #notitties #butterface
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guyman
Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
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Dec 25, 2014 - 06:50pm PT
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Face it.
The Mountains and Rocks own you.
Till the one who will be "the Wife" comes along.
The Mountains and Rocks will still love you.
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Captain...or Skully
climber
in the oil patch...Fricken Bakken, that's where
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Dec 25, 2014 - 07:18pm PT
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The so called "wife" don't always come along....Take nothing for granted.
Have a nice day.
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Dec 26, 2014 - 08:14am PT
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Hope everyone has a productive offseason...
What's an offseason?
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Dec 26, 2014 - 08:25am PT
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Is V crossdressing in the off season?
Only for Burchy???
Post pics please.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 26, 2014 - 09:58am PT
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What's an offseason?
That is when gym climbers equip the cookie cliff with fixed lines. That way you get a good work out and a day off for cross dressing and such.
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chick_on_ice
Trad climber
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Dec 26, 2014 - 04:15pm PT
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I want chick_on_ice to start a "Seasonal Boyfriend" thread :)
So....about that. I'm still looking!
Oh and re: V's comment Being able to give awesome back massages is at the top of my criterion.
I've heard from unbiased sources that I'm pretty damn good at those.
My criterion: Don't be a dick.
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LearningTrad
Trad climber
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Dec 26, 2014 - 04:37pm PT
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I've got it from reliable sources, that you chew men up and spit them out.
;)
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chick_on_ice
Trad climber
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Dec 26, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
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Burchy, I visited Mark a few days ago. I'm still giving him flak for that comment at the base of Daff Dome :)
And I believe the actual quote from him was: "she eats them alive and spits them out". Yeah. Thanks bro.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Dec 26, 2014 - 07:48pm PT
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That's not burch it's Mark!
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 26, 2014 - 07:58pm PT
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I've heard from unbiased sources that I'm pretty damn good at those.
Providing self-validating statements on this thread is a step in the right direction. I am proud of you! :)
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Dec 26, 2014 - 09:21pm PT
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good to see you at the gym today V...
My yoga practice at the gym has been off, but I've been getting some home practice in... but no bouldering, back in the cracks for a while.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Dec 26, 2014 - 10:13pm PT
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Bump for a seasonal girlfriend.
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Sabirila
Trad climber
Sunnyvale, CA
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Dec 29, 2014 - 11:29am PT
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Now the question is: are the ropes fixed at the cookie cliff or not?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2014 - 01:11pm PT
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I heard the mini traxing on Dawn Wall is pretty epic...by the way Burchey is the best seasonal girlfriend ever. Showers me with climbing gear!
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2014 - 03:19pm PT
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More gear!
More seasonal girlfriends!
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Texplorer
Trad climber
Sacramento
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Dec 29, 2014 - 03:30pm PT
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Seasonal gfs, swanky suits, high adventure. . . are you Mr. Bond . . or his arch nemesis Dr. V?
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Dec 29, 2014 - 06:13pm PT
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This thread is offensive, and I am offended.
Also, Tinder bro. Tinder. Just throw up a few rad selfies with a dog or doing yoga or some dumb sh#t and you'll have an inbox full of probably-fat-but-looks-decent-in-photos ladies on call.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 29, 2014 - 07:09pm PT
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Texplorer, half gear half internet whore. ;)
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Sabirila
Trad climber
Sunnyvale, CA
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Dec 30, 2014 - 01:08pm PT
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Ropes are NOT fixed at the cookie. Oh well, I will have to head down to the Dawn Wall instead... but I heard it is crowded there right now.. sigh...
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10b4me
Mountain climber
Retired
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Nov 30, 2016 - 05:56pm PT
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Vitaliy, it's about that time.
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