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Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 20, 2012 - 11:31pm PT
Since the weather is semi crap for the next few months, I think it is time to get a seasonal girlfriend. Seasonal meaning she might (if lucky) last till the end of March.
Do many other climbers get seasonal gfs/bfs? Or do they go to JT/South America to avoid these crazy thoughts?
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 20, 2012 - 11:33pm PT
Be very careful, you may wind up married like me!

You should get a seasonal bf, you are in prime territory. At the end of the relationship you can just remember that you're straight. And all that man wrestling will you leave you stronger.

I mean, if you really liked climbing, that's what you would do.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 20, 2012 - 11:36pm PT
And all that man wrestling will you leave you stronger.

Hmmmm. At some point Mark Hudon said you gotta be in 'alligator wrestling' shape before you go climb El Cap. Good point Jebus. Maybe start with men, and move on to alligators in the end of the winter? I want to climb El Cap!
briham89

Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
Nov 20, 2012 - 11:37pm PT
Now there's el cap commitment bahahaha
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 20, 2012 - 11:42pm PT
Split the difference and get with a chimpanzee slut. And, hey, if Bobo can belay you got a belay bitch you pay in bananas.
adikted

Boulder climber
Tahooooeeeee
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:33am PT
I solved this delima by by heading to Argentina...its a tough call..tahoe winters can be a pain...... I figured id just go climb some sh#t....hopefully i made the right decision..
orangesporanges

Social climber
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:53am PT
A real alpinist puts emotional content and commitment into everythng they do.
They also have a sense of humor.
You got both V.
What you now need, to realise your dreams, is a supportive hottie that can share you with the mountains.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:56am PT
Just make sure they don't climb or are into politics or there's a chance they could see this thread.
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:21am PT

like the rock .....its always right there in front of you


reach for it V .



I prefer the Gal Wednesday type over seasonal....... frees up the weekends.
nah000

Mountain climber
canuckadia
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:55am PT
got a good laugh thanks to the initial banter in this thread.

it reminded me of this:

Charlie D.

Trad climber
Western Slope, Tahoe Sierra
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:45am PT
Vitaliy......orange speaks the truth, think win/win and who knows you may end up with some hot rope gun, it happened to me. Run away from all of them that think your job is to make your gf happy.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 07:55am PT
Split the difference and get with a chimpanzee slut. And, hey, if Bobo can belay you got a belay bitch you pay in bananas.

Hmmmm don't even know what to say...sounds like you been kicked out of a zoo more than once Jebus : )
On the other hand, do you think Ron is 'fixed' yet? haha

stich

Trad climber
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Nov 21, 2012 - 09:04am PT
A seasoned girlfriend? This should fix you up.

Credit: stich

"Great on everything"

splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 21, 2012 - 09:27am PT
i hear she's available...
Sexie Jtree Sadie
Sexie Jtree Sadie
Credit: splitter
although, one night stands are excluded!

(she's not like that anymore)!
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
Nov 21, 2012 - 09:50am PT
It might be time for a pseudonym, Vitaliy.
stich

Trad climber
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Nov 21, 2012 - 09:55am PT
What ever happened to Part Time Communist?
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Nov 21, 2012 - 09:59am PT
switch hands.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:02am PT
Wimmen are expensive - the hardcore know how to drink alone, and like it.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:19am PT
What ever happened to Part Time Communist?


You had to say the name, did you?

And what are we even talking about? The climbing gym, V.! Don't waste your vital essence on women and their fiery biscuits.

Next thing you know, you'll be calling a trip to Mt. Diablo an alpine excursion and be doing your expedition resupply at Bed Bath & Beyond. Little V.'s running around, calling their daddy an alpine dickhole, just like their mama. Just like their mama, V......

Escape!!!! Never give in!!!!
Jeremy

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:22am PT
Fiery biscuits!

THAT sh#t is RICH!

BWAHAHAHA!

JA
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:24am PT
there are many available girls just around the corner from me..The price ranges from 200.00 to 1500.00 per hour.. Let me know your range...
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:24am PT
He wrote 'seasonal' but what he really meant was 'situational.'

DMT
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:28am PT
Damn Dingus and his damned nuance! I'm too dumb to see the difference.

Run, V.!!! RUN!!! You are about to descend into a land of nuances and faux fur lined handcuffs! Fuzzy cuffs, date night, and manly obligation. Time to put away the things of childhood, V.. RUUUUUNNNN!!!

Oh, yeah, that comedy vid is awesome. It's true, nothing is more manly than being gay. Straight is the new gay.
10b4me

Boulder climber
member since 2002
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:40am PT
there are many available girls just around the corner from me..The price ranges from 200.00 to 1500.00 per hour.. Let me know your range...

He's a climber. He will probably go the $200/hr route, or obamacare might pay for it.

Edit: $1500/hr. wtf, it better be good
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:44am PT
Streetwalkers???

He's an alpinist. He'll need Special Services, lol.

DMT
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:47am PT
It might be time for a pseudonym, Vitaliy.

classic!
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:50am PT
What special services do Alpenists need?
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 10:57am PT
What special services do Alpenists need?

First of all, many of us suffer from trench foot. Maybe some foreplay with the big toe.....will stop there. Don't want to ruin anyone's appetite..

Ron, those are some expensive hookers. In Reno? Really? I sure hope Obamacare covers it, no way in hell I can! Maybe I can apply for a grant?
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:57am PT
What special services do Alpenists need?

The forecast calls for pain.

DMT
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:59am PT
They are called "Slam Pigs", and respond well to the 1 finger diddle.

Of course, your not a sport climber, and will probably never, ever have consistant Poontang.

Keep sending.








Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:08am PT
Hahahaha... No lovin for the trad guys.
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:10am PT
forecasts call for pain?

understandable for alpinists...

but if we're going by that, isn't there some suffering included in that?

heh

cheers


LS
Gene

climber
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:13am PT
Most seasonal gigs lack benefits.
ontheedgeandscaredtodeath

Trad climber
SLO, Ca
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:14am PT
Not in my experience.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:14am PT
Suffering and alpinism are simply two descriptions of the same thing :-)

DMT
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:14am PT
Vitaliy, if you find a seasonal girlfriend I want a TR.....WITH pictures.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:16am PT
VM,, i do not live in RENO!!

in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..Now the "cheapos" are 200.00.. talk about inflation!



heres the basic menu:

cheapos start at 200.00 often their measurements are wider than height.
Mid range is about 600 to 800.00 and include those with the librarian look.
High range starts at 1000.00 and goes 1500.00 and upwards. These typically look like penthouse types..



I, long ago was banned for life from any of them...(Hoff Properties)



this just in

climber
north fork
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:18am PT
Save some money, pornography.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:19am PT
^^^^^
Do not avoid women, Vitaliy.

Simply deny them your essence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0he-LZNzVg0
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:46am PT
V, if you were a real man, you'd suffer with the postholing and such for the next couple months. Are you mostly referring to the 120 being shut? That cramping your style? You've also got to think about the women here, mate. I know it's probably not as bad for you, but when you're irresistible to men and women like myself, you'll find that even a brief stint between good climbing (although they may act tough and say they just want "fun") will lead to emotional attachment and pain for the lady. I've learned to just say NO and do more pullups.
Bruce Morris

Social climber
Belmont, California
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:52am PT
That's why there are Curry girls. You can even use their meal plan to cruise through the cafeteria while staying in their dorm room. Warmer in the dorms when it starts to rain and snow.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:56am PT
I highly recommend the 4 season wife....and yes, your own, not somebody else's.

:)
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:57am PT
You can forget finding a girl. The gay guys are going to snatch them all up in their gay marriage protest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8

Check it
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:58am PT
I once glued a pocket p*ssy to a guitar i had,, called it the perfect woman..;-) Only problem was,, everyone wanted her!



Karl,, lucky gals BWAAAHAHAHAAaaaaa
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:02pm PT
Vitya, I thought you already had a girlfriend?
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Credit: Lonely Alpenist
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 12:02pm PT
That's why there are Curry girls.

LOL Have you seen them? I am not THAT desperate!

I once glued a pocket p*ssy to a guitar i had,, called it the perfect woman..;-) Only problem was,, everyone wanted her!

Thoughts of a guitar with a pocket p*ssy being passed around are quite disturbing. Hope you used protection.



Reilly, Cheburashka is a dude!
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:04pm PT
Ah, man, this won't end well! You're a BRAVE man, V.!
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:16pm PT
in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..NOW the "cheapos" are 200.00..talk about inflation!
Here ya go V!

A few of the Girls I know/met at Walmart.

They started their own website 'Hummers.All.Night.Long.com'

EDIT: the "Girls" requested that I remove their pics, but, don't want ya to fergit them, so...
Credit: splitter
...keep them in mind as the '4 seasons' one after another, slowly roll by!

Featuring Walmart's 'Roll Back' Special Price:

TWENTY BUCKS = Take Yer Pick

200.00 = The Whole Stable

EDIT: NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Benny Hind Miracle Crusade, just passed through town!! Sheeeeesh!!

But, evidently, they are now individually available for that "4 seasons" commitment that Cragman speaks of! (miracles DO happen, eh?)
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:20pm PT
You can either be an alpinist or an allpenis.....hard, but not impossible, to do both.
nopantsben

climber
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:21pm PT
listen to donini.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 12:25pm PT
To be honest, I would love to hear Ron's definition of 'Black Friday.' LOL
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:28pm PT
Cheburashka is a dude!

Ты ещё спрашиваешь? Поэтому, Дунька Кулакова.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:34pm PT
Pants Donini.

Moon him, too.

Vitaliy, find a nice chunky gal (who's cute, too--why be masochistic?) and likes to read romances constantly and has some good tattoos. That way she won't be bitching that you never take her climbing, because she doesn't look great in lycra; and anyway, she enjoys the romance novels a whole lot more--"I'm content, honey. So go do your thing dear, but don't forget the cannoli."

She can choose to let you go "rock climbing" all you want ON HER, without even leaving the bedroom! And, best of all, she'll give you shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and moving pictures all year long!
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:42pm PT
.....hard, but not impossible, to do both.

Well it BETTER BE!

DMT
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:14pm PT
Seasonal girlfriends are great. I used to get one every night.
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:22pm PT
Got mine allll lined up! Ain't she a beaut?!

Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:24pm PT
How long is that ice ax handle, exactly? ;-)

DMT
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:30pm PT
How long is that ice ax handle, exactly? ;-)

Well...if you look at the yellow line, and compare it to the purple one...
Jeremy

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:31pm PT
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice on DMT!

;-)
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:44pm PT
The best alpinists have the hairiest palms. Seasons are all in your head, get onto some rock and round out your skill sets.

Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 01:44pm PT
Does the Chef know he is your little munchkin, Burchey?

Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:48pm PT

"Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental. "



Now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!

:D
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:50pm PT
He's in denial, V. Bigtime.
ncrockclimber

climber
The Desert Oven
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:04pm PT
A quick search on google for "seasonal girlfriend" took me here:

http://seasonalgirlfriend.tumblr.com

Enjoy!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 02:27pm PT
I hope you two will be bathing in sunshine while sending those AWESOME Eastern Sierra BC climbs only locals know about soon, Burchey. Making striking first ascents without bothering to report and hiking A4 sandbagged pitches together. You guys have future.


That is a great link. I knew there are people out there with similar needs.
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:28pm PT
Take up sport climbing Vitals.
Cragman

Trad climber
June Lake, California....via the Damascus Road
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:31pm PT
I always wondered why some referred to The Chief as Tricky Ricky.

:)
Muffin Adventure

climber
San Francisco
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:38pm PT
gay jokes about san francisco? seems a bit played-out, and you all clearly dont live here. the gays keep to themselves, leaving a 3:5 M:F ratio. getting laid here is like shooting fish in a barrel.
splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:41pm PT
Be careful what ya wish fer V! B'cuz it cud turn out to be yer worst nightmare, bro! ...
Credit: splitter
"WTF did you say Vitaliy? CLIMBING SEASON is here & yer gonna go BACK to the MOUNTAINS???

Get yer skinny lil' white climbing ass back inside, PRONTO!!!"



edit: talk about being 'pussy-whipped' ...YIKES!!!!

"Vitaliy could outrun her." -- 'RUN VITALIY, RUN' ...

as in, 'RUN, FOREST, RUN' (Forest Gump)

EDIT: i thinks she's foxie (cute, also)! a lil' on the buff side, but i need a STRONG women to get my ass moving (at times)!! ;)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:54pm PT
Vitaliy could outrun "her", or "that."

edit: She looks like she's both a tosser and a catcher.
Bruce Morris

Social climber
Belmont, California
Nov 22, 2012 - 12:49am PT
Does she have something a little extra under the hood to provide a testosterone supercharge?
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Nov 22, 2012 - 08:34am PT
Lose the Glasses,Vitaliy,
and you'd get more GIRLFRIENDS!!!




photo not found
Missing photo ID#275060
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 22, 2012 - 08:51am PT
Splitter, I think you almost talked me out of it. Hoping for something less bulky. LOL
Cosmic, at least she won't talk back! That's a step up from Ron's guitar with a pocket pussy attacked.

Was 'Tricky Ricky" his street name?
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Nov 22, 2012 - 08:58am PT
Happy Thanksgiving, Vit!
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
Nov 22, 2012 - 09:00am PT
good gaaarief! VM,, DONT pick that thing posted above,, not even sure its human!! And i got a feeling youd be the RECEIVER!!!!
luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Nov 22, 2012 - 09:03am PT
I guess even climbers need a seasonal slump buster once in a while.....the route will surely go now
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 22, 2012 - 09:34am PT
;)
;)
Credit: Vitaliy M.

Happy Thanksgiving!
Guangzhou

Trad climber
Asia, Indonesia, East Java
Nov 22, 2012 - 11:16pm PT
Sounds like a winter of "DRYTOOLING."
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 23, 2012 - 05:28am PT
Wake up and smell the coffee, V.
Temporary arrangements lead to who knows what?
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 23, 2012 - 11:33am PT
AHAHAhahaha

You guys bust me up.

Looks to me like you gotta find a girl who's looking for a seasonal naked snuggling buddy. Plenty out there who aren't looking for anything more than some good times for a short bit. Heh, they constantly complain to me that 'it's always the d00ds who fall "in love", wish we could just find a good consistent lay'

I always tell them to stop looking at me, I don't kiss girls!

They are all over the place! Just gotta be obvious enough for them to pick up on it and be slow enough so they can pounce, physically AND mentally. Emotionally they are probably far ahead..

I hear if you and your targets imbibe enough Tequila, your chances go up somehow...

Go find it, you have plenty of time, it's only the beginning of shitty weather season!

Good luck...

Cheers

LS
10b4me

Boulder climber
member since 2002
Nov 23, 2012 - 02:21pm PT
^^^^^hahahaha!
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 23, 2012 - 03:28pm PT
Great advice ladyscarlett, the boys here need a little coaching. I'll add that when chatting up someone they should never use the "C" word (climbing).
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 23, 2012 - 04:02pm PT
I never use the "C" word with anyone I am meeting for the first 6 times... ;).

never show that kind of passion to a seasonal girl, she'll smack you, grab you, roll you, sex you, then leave you staring at yourself bawling into the sink...

heh, the climbing kinda passion, well...gotta save it for the right folks, no?

good luck out there!

cheers

LS
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Nov 23, 2012 - 04:30pm PT
for a short bit

well that should help
Crackslayer

Trad climber
Eldo
Jan 26, 2013 - 05:31am PT
Looks like my climbing season is going to start early for me(but when is it never not climbing season!). I tried kinda hard to get a gf last year for this winter but finding the right kind of girl who wants to kick it in eldo ALL the time is hard. Decided for sure I'm going to patagonia for the winter next year. Besides, everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, right?

PS Some classic quotes in this thread!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 26, 2013 - 09:38am PT
Not sure if everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, but check out Thailand! Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple) ;)

locker

Social climber
state of Kumbaya...
Jan 26, 2013 - 09:39am PT


<<< Considering moving to Thailand...

Some Random Guy

climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
Jan 26, 2013 - 10:38am PT
Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple)

...and an hiv test....
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jan 26, 2013 - 10:58am PT
I advise any healthy male to head directly to Argentina. Mama mia!
Besides, things are really getting bad there economically so a lot are looking
to bail. That gives you waaay better bargaining power!
Michelle

Trad climber
Toshi's Station, picking up power converters.
Jan 26, 2013 - 11:03am PT
Next thing you know, you'll be calling a trip to Mt. Diablo an alpine excursion

It's not?
part-time communist

Mountain climber
Jan 26, 2013 - 11:10am PT
Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental.


LOL
Some Random Guy

climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
Jan 26, 2013 - 11:25am PT
use the force young jedi, use the force







part-time communist

Mountain climber
Jan 26, 2013 - 11:47am PT
its really annoying when people post these youtube movie/tv show clips.

Does anyone really watch those clips, cus I sure don't.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jan 26, 2013 - 12:00pm PT

its really annoying when people post these youtube movie/tv show clips.

Why?

Does anyone really watch those clips, cus I sure don't.

If you don't watch them then why does it matter to you??
part-time communist

Mountain climber
Jan 26, 2013 - 12:03pm PT
it takes 3 more seconds of my time to scroll down the page to pass them.

One video clip is fine enough, but some have to post a flood of 3/4 video clips. Cultural amusements and cultural definitions of humor, woopie!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 26, 2013 - 12:34pm PT
Pink Ice.  Nice.
Pink Ice. Nice.
Credit: GI
Very seasonal, but she follows.
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Jan 26, 2013 - 12:43pm PT
oh man, I like her approach shoes

And her boobs look a bit firm to be a good rest spot for a weary head, but hell, sure nice to look at fer SURE!

but her hair looks like it might get caught on rappell...

I guess that's where the simulrap comes into play? ;)

Cheers

LS

mackenzie74

Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
Jan 26, 2013 - 04:30pm PT
First of all, this thread is hilarious!!!

Going to Thailand for a seasonal girlfriend though? Come on Vitally, have you heard of Polk street? Every good (read naughty) San Francisco boy should know better! Or maybe use the DENNIS system? haha
Some Random Guy

climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
Jan 26, 2013 - 05:06pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#286610

oooooooooooo, that's harsh
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 28, 2013 - 12:12pm PT
oooooooooooo, that's harsh

Ouch. Loved the clips above, not sure why PTC is against em...
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jan 28, 2013 - 12:40pm PT
Credit: survival
Captain...or Skully

climber
Jan 28, 2013 - 01:04pm PT
Vitaliy, it doesn't matter what "PTC" likes or not. She's not real, anyway.
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Jan 28, 2013 - 01:35pm PT
^ she's probably the latest version of LEB - same login and several different posters trolling the Taco.....
TimH

Trad climber
Jan 28, 2013 - 02:24pm PT
I advise any healthy male to head directly to Argentina. Mama mia!
Besides, things are really getting bad there economically so a lot are looking to bail. That gives you waaay better bargaining power!

That worked out well for Mark "I'm hiking the Appalachain (err, Argentine) Trail (opps, tail)" Sanford.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 28, 2013 - 02:34pm PT
Vitaliy, it doesn't matter what "PTC" likes or not. She's not real, anyway.

I say nuke her!
Some Random Guy

climber
San Franpsycho (a.k.a. a token of my extreme)
Jan 28, 2013 - 03:04pm PT
sometimes i am not sure if i am real !?!?!?!
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jan 28, 2013 - 03:06pm PT
Vitaliy, it doesn't matter what "PTC" likes or not. She's not real, anyway.

Dunno bout that, she sure took down those naked pics fast when relic linked her deleted thread to his appreciation thread.....
hello_mr_copeland

Boulder climber
H-Town
Mar 27, 2013 - 09:25pm PT
I got mine....




READY TO GO RAP BOLT, BABY???
READY TO GO RAP BOLT, BABY???
Credit: hello_mr_copeland




ooohhh yeaaaaahhhh
10b4me

Ice climber
Bishop/Flagstaff
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:21pm PT
It's almost winter.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 12:26pm PT
Bwahaha and I am not looking anymore! :)
10b4me

Ice climber
Bishop/Flagstaff
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:29pm PT
Vitaliy,
if you take on a seasonal girlfriend, you have to give up being an alpinist.
FortMentäl

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
Dec 10, 2013 - 12:59pm PT
Bwahaha and I am not looking anymore! :)

Uh Oh....Did Hamik go "fulltime"?
hamik

Mountain climber
Pasadena, CA
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:01pm PT
If I'm gonna date a dude he should at LEAST be able to ropegun me up Venturi. Sorry, Vittles don't cut it
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:03pm PT
Burcheys gonna be devastated!!
Burch3y

Mountain climber
I offer nothing to the discussion
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:04pm PT
I'm megapissed
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 02:07pm PT
#Burcheymegabutthurt
Burch3y

Mountain climber
I offer nothing to the discussion
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:19pm PT
#burcheymegafingerhurt
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:30pm PT
#burcheymegafingerupbutthurt
Burch3y

Mountain climber
I offer nothing to the discussion
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:32pm PT
#youknow...climbers
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:41pm PT
Haha good stuff here, what's the deal V ? U monking out or did u land one?
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Dec 10, 2013 - 02:52pm PT
Seasonal.....fat one for winter, young for spring, olive skinned for summer and a redhead for fall......all, of course, well to do.
Burch3y

Mountain climber
I offer nothing to the discussion
Dec 10, 2013 - 03:00pm PT
^^^ YEah! Cause women are disposable yeah!12!1!!
TwistedCrank

climber
Bungwater Hollow, Ida-ho
Dec 10, 2013 - 03:01pm PT
No, just recyclable.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 03:07pm PT
I scored a hot blond 21 yr old for the winter. hoping to break her heart come summer

Me too! She love me long time!

Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 03:09pm PT
#youknow...climbers

#BurcheydontknowclimbersBurcheymegawhipped

#barrellmouthblowyourheadoff

#395torsoparade
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 10, 2013 - 03:14pm PT
I personally prefer dry-tooling these days.

EDIT: Crackslayer you are gonna get VD if she reads this.
Burch3y

Mountain climber
I offer nothing to the discussion
Dec 10, 2013 - 03:22pm PT
#395torsoparade

#it'smainstreetidiot
chick_on_ice

Trad climber
Dec 10, 2013 - 03:59pm PT
So is the current criterion for being a seasonal girlfriend the ability to ropegun someone up Venturi? Race ya V!
hamik

Mountain climber
Pasadena, CA
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:22pm PT
I think you're closer to that goal and I think I'm OK with that...
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 10, 2013 - 05:50pm PT
This is a great thread. Wow.

You people make me laugh!

Seasonal girlfriend? Right here baby!!
pb

Sport climber
Sonora Ca
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:26pm PT
he needs a patch
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:48pm PT
I want chick_on_ice to start a "Seasonal Boyfriend" thread :)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 10, 2013 - 08:52pm PT
So this is where you all went! Shoulda known. Glowing thread. Going to bed.

With my digital girlfriend...nyuknyuknyuk.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 10, 2013 - 09:43pm PT
So is the current criterion for being a seasonal girlfriend the ability to ropegun someone up Venturi?

Being able to give awesome back massages is at the top of my criterion.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 10, 2013 - 09:48pm PT
Grindr has rendered this thread null and void.

Like asking what type to use on a gutenberg press. We got better sh#t, whip out your iPhone and find a fatty.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 10, 2013 - 11:05pm PT
JD look here, a fatty with a tatty will give you shade in the summertime, keep you warm in wintertime, and movin' pitchers all year long.

You THING you have it right, but Happy Rong Year and a Fossilic Crustchove anyway, Dad.

...talk about auntie-quated ideas...mild farting...you're merry welcome :)
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