Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 20, 2012 - 11:31pm PT
Since the weather is semi crap for the next few months, I think it is time to get a seasonal girlfriend. Seasonal meaning she might (if lucky) last till the end of March.
Do many other climbers get seasonal gfs/bfs? Or do they go to JT/South America to avoid these crazy thoughts?
You should get a seasonal bf, you are in prime territory. At the end of the relationship you can just remember that you're straight. And all that man wrestling will you leave you stronger.
I mean, if you really liked climbing, that's what you would do.
And all that man wrestling will you leave you stronger.
Hmmmm. At some point Mark Hudon said you gotta be in 'alligator wrestling' shape before you go climb El Cap. Good point Jebus. Maybe start with men, and move on to alligators in the end of the winter? I want to climb El Cap!
I solved this delima by by heading to Argentina...its a tough call..tahoe winters can be a pain...... I figured id just go climb some sh#t....hopefully i made the right decision..
A real alpinist puts emotional content and commitment into everythng they do.
They also have a sense of humor.
You got both V.
What you now need, to realise your dreams, is a supportive hottie that can share you with the mountains.
Vitaliy......orange speaks the truth, think win/win and who knows you may end up with some hot rope gun, it happened to me. Run away from all of them that think your job is to make your gf happy.
Split the difference and get with a chimpanzee slut. And, hey, if Bobo can belay you got a belay bitch you pay in bananas.
Hmmmm don't even know what to say...sounds like you been kicked out of a zoo more than once Jebus : )
On the other hand, do you think Ron is 'fixed' yet? haha
And what are we even talking about? The climbing gym, V.! Don't waste your vital essence on women and their fiery biscuits.
Next thing you know, you'll be calling a trip to Mt. Diablo an alpine excursion and be doing your expedition resupply at Bed Bath & Beyond. Little V.'s running around, calling their daddy an alpine dickhole, just like their mama. Just like their mama, V......
Damn Dingus and his damned nuance! I'm too dumb to see the difference.
Run, V.!!! RUN!!! You are about to descend into a land of nuances and faux fur lined handcuffs! Fuzzy cuffs, date night, and manly obligation. Time to put away the things of childhood, V.. RUUUUUNNNN!!!
Oh, yeah, that comedy vid is awesome. It's true, nothing is more manly than being gay. Straight is the new gay.
in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..Now the "cheapos" are 200.00.. talk about inflation!
heres the basic menu:
cheapos start at 200.00 often their measurements are wider than height.
Mid range is about 600 to 800.00 and include those with the librarian look.
High range starts at 1000.00 and goes 1500.00 and upwards. These typically look like penthouse types..
I, long ago was banned for life from any of them...(Hoff Properties)
V, if you were a real man, you'd suffer with the postholing and such for the next couple months. Are you mostly referring to the 120 being shut? That cramping your style? You've also got to think about the women here, mate. I know it's probably not as bad for you, but when you're irresistible to men and women like myself, you'll find that even a brief stint between good climbing (although they may act tough and say they just want "fun") will lead to emotional attachment and pain for the lady. I've learned to just say NO and do more pullups.
That's why there are Curry girls. You can even use their meal plan to cruise through the cafeteria while staying in their dorm room. Warmer in the dorms when it starts to rain and snow.
Vitaliy, find a nice chunky gal (who's cute, too--why be masochistic?) and likes to read romances constantly and has some good tattoos. That way she won't be bitching that you never take her climbing, because she doesn't look great in lycra; and anyway, she enjoys the romance novels a whole lot more--"I'm content, honey. So go do your thing dear, but don't forget the cannoli."
She can choose to let you go "rock climbing" all you want ON HER, without even leaving the bedroom! And, best of all, she'll give you shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and moving pictures all year long!
I hope you two will be bathing in sunshine while sending those AWESOME Eastern Sierra BC climbs only locals know about soon, Burchey. Making striking first ascents without bothering to report and hiking A4 sandbagged pitches together. You guys have future.
That is a great link. I knew there are people out there with similar needs.
gay jokes about san francisco? seems a bit played-out, and you all clearly dont live here. the gays keep to themselves, leaving a 3:5 M:F ratio. getting laid here is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Splitter, I think you almost talked me out of it. Hoping for something less bulky. LOL
Cosmic, at least she won't talk back! That's a step up from Ron's guitar with a pocket pussy attacked.
Looks to me like you gotta find a girl who's looking for a seasonal naked snuggling buddy. Plenty out there who aren't looking for anything more than some good times for a short bit. Heh, they constantly complain to me that 'it's always the d00ds who fall "in love", wish we could just find a good consistent lay'
I always tell them to stop looking at me, I don't kiss girls!
They are all over the place! Just gotta be obvious enough for them to pick up on it and be slow enough so they can pounce, physically AND mentally. Emotionally they are probably far ahead..
I hear if you and your targets imbibe enough Tequila, your chances go up somehow...
Go find it, you have plenty of time, it's only the beginning of shitty weather season!
I never use the "C" word with anyone I am meeting for the first 6 times... ;).
never show that kind of passion to a seasonal girl, she'll smack you, grab you, roll you, sex you, then leave you staring at yourself bawling into the sink...
heh, the climbing kinda passion, well...gotta save it for the right folks, no?
Looks like my climbing season is going to start early for me(but when is it never not climbing season!). I tried kinda hard to get a gf last year for this winter but finding the right kind of girl who wants to kick it in eldo ALL the time is hard. Decided for sure I'm going to patagonia for the winter next year. Besides, everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, right?
Not sure if everyone has a seniorita waiting for them down south, but check out Thailand! Any day you can find a seasonal girlfriend...for free too! (just check for Adam's apple) ;)
I advise any healthy male to head directly to Argentina. Mama mia!
Besides, things are really getting bad there economically so a lot are looking
to bail. That gives you waaay better bargaining power!
Going to Thailand for a seasonal girlfriend though? Come on Vitally, have you heard of Polk street? Every good (read naughty) San Francisco boy should know better! Or maybe use the DENNIS system? haha
I advise any healthy male to head directly to Argentina. Mama mia!
Besides, things are really getting bad there economically so a lot are looking to bail. That gives you waaay better bargaining power!
That worked out well for Mark "I'm hiking the Appalachain (err, Argentine) Trail (opps, tail)" Sanford.
Let us know!