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Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 20, 2012 - 11:31pm PT
Since the weather is semi crap for the next few months, I think it is time to get a seasonal girlfriend. Seasonal meaning she might (if lucky) last till the end of March.
Do many other climbers get seasonal gfs/bfs? Or do they go to JT/South America to avoid these crazy thoughts?
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 20, 2012 - 11:33pm PT
Be very careful, you may wind up married like me!

You should get a seasonal bf, you are in prime territory. At the end of the relationship you can just remember that you're straight. And all that man wrestling will you leave you stronger.

I mean, if you really liked climbing, that's what you would do.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 20, 2012 - 11:36pm PT
And all that man wrestling will you leave you stronger.

Hmmmm. At some point Mark Hudon said you gotta be in 'alligator wrestling' shape before you go climb El Cap. Good point Jebus. Maybe start with men, and move on to alligators in the end of the winter? I want to climb El Cap!
briham89

Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
Nov 20, 2012 - 11:37pm PT
Now there's el cap commitment bahahaha
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 20, 2012 - 11:42pm PT
Split the difference and get with a chimpanzee slut. And, hey, if Bobo can belay you got a belay bitch you pay in bananas.
adikted

Boulder climber
Tahooooeeeee
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:33am PT
I solved this delima by by heading to Argentina...its a tough call..tahoe winters can be a pain...... I figured id just go climb some sh#t....hopefully i made the right decision..
orangesporanges

Social climber
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:53am PT
A real alpinist puts emotional content and commitment into everythng they do.
They also have a sense of humor.
You got both V.
What you now need, to realise your dreams, is a supportive hottie that can share you with the mountains.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Nov 21, 2012 - 12:56am PT
Just make sure they don't climb or are into politics or there's a chance they could see this thread.
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:21am PT

like the rock .....its always right there in front of you


reach for it V .



I prefer the Gal Wednesday type over seasonal....... frees up the weekends.
nah000

Mountain climber
canuckadia
Nov 21, 2012 - 03:55am PT
got a good laugh thanks to the initial banter in this thread.

it reminded me of this:

Charlie D.

Trad climber
Western Slope, Tahoe Sierra
Nov 21, 2012 - 04:45am PT
Vitaliy......orange speaks the truth, think win/win and who knows you may end up with some hot rope gun, it happened to me. Run away from all of them that think your job is to make your gf happy.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 07:55am PT
Split the difference and get with a chimpanzee slut. And, hey, if Bobo can belay you got a belay bitch you pay in bananas.

Hmmmm don't even know what to say...sounds like you been kicked out of a zoo more than once Jebus : )
On the other hand, do you think Ron is 'fixed' yet? haha

stich

Trad climber
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Nov 21, 2012 - 09:04am PT
A seasoned girlfriend? This should fix you up.

Credit: stich

"Great on everything"

splitter

Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Nov 21, 2012 - 09:27am PT
i hear she's available...
Sexie Jtree Sadie
Sexie Jtree Sadie
Credit: splitter
although, one night stands are excluded!

(she's not like that anymore)!
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
Nov 21, 2012 - 09:50am PT
It might be time for a pseudonym, Vitaliy.
stich

Trad climber
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Nov 21, 2012 - 09:55am PT
What ever happened to Part Time Communist?
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Nov 21, 2012 - 09:59am PT
switch hands.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:02am PT
Wimmen are expensive - the hardcore know how to drink alone, and like it.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:19am PT
What ever happened to Part Time Communist?


You had to say the name, did you?

And what are we even talking about? The climbing gym, V.! Don't waste your vital essence on women and their fiery biscuits.

Next thing you know, you'll be calling a trip to Mt. Diablo an alpine excursion and be doing your expedition resupply at Bed Bath & Beyond. Little V.'s running around, calling their daddy an alpine dickhole, just like their mama. Just like their mama, V......

Escape!!!! Never give in!!!!
Jeremy

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:22am PT
Fiery biscuits!

THAT sh#t is RICH!

BWAHAHAHA!

JA
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