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Ron Anderson

Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:24am PT
there are many available girls just around the corner from me..The price ranges from 200.00 to 1500.00 per hour.. Let me know your range...
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:24am PT
He wrote 'seasonal' but what he really meant was 'situational.'

DMT
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:28am PT
Damn Dingus and his damned nuance! I'm too dumb to see the difference.

Run, V.!!! RUN!!! You are about to descend into a land of nuances and faux fur lined handcuffs! Fuzzy cuffs, date night, and manly obligation. Time to put away the things of childhood, V.. RUUUUUNNNN!!!

Oh, yeah, that comedy vid is awesome. It's true, nothing is more manly than being gay. Straight is the new gay.
10b4me

Boulder climber
member since 2002
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:40am PT
there are many available girls just around the corner from me..The price ranges from 200.00 to 1500.00 per hour.. Let me know your range...

He's a climber. He will probably go the $200/hr route, or obamacare might pay for it.

Edit: $1500/hr. wtf, it better be good
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:44am PT
Streetwalkers???

He's an alpinist. He'll need Special Services, lol.

DMT
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:47am PT
It might be time for a pseudonym, Vitaliy.

classic!
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:50am PT
What special services do Alpenists need?
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 10:57am PT
What special services do Alpenists need?

First of all, many of us suffer from trench foot. Maybe some foreplay with the big toe.....will stop there. Don't want to ruin anyone's appetite..

Ron, those are some expensive hookers. In Reno? Really? I sure hope Obamacare covers it, no way in hell I can! Maybe I can apply for a grant?
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:57am PT
What special services do Alpenists need?

The forecast calls for pain.

DMT
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Nov 21, 2012 - 10:59am PT
They are called "Slam Pigs", and respond well to the 1 finger diddle.

Of course, your not a sport climber, and will probably never, ever have consistant Poontang.

Keep sending.








Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:08am PT
Hahahaha... No lovin for the trad guys.
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:10am PT
forecasts call for pain?

understandable for alpinists...

but if we're going by that, isn't there some suffering included in that?

heh

cheers


LS
Gene

climber
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:13am PT
Most seasonal gigs lack benefits.
ontheedgeandscaredtodeath

Trad climber
SLO, Ca
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:14am PT
Not in my experience.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:14am PT
Suffering and alpinism are simply two descriptions of the same thing :-)

DMT
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:14am PT
Vitaliy, if you find a seasonal girlfriend I want a TR.....WITH pictures.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:16am PT
VM,, i do not live in RENO!!

in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..Now the "cheapos" are 200.00.. talk about inflation!



heres the basic menu:

cheapos start at 200.00 often their measurements are wider than height.
Mid range is about 600 to 800.00 and include those with the librarian look.
High range starts at 1000.00 and goes 1500.00 and upwards. These typically look like penthouse types..



I, long ago was banned for life from any of them...(Hoff Properties)



this just in

climber
north fork
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:18am PT
Save some money, pornography.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:19am PT
^^^^^
Do not avoid women, Vitaliy.

Simply deny them your essence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0he-LZNzVg0
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Nov 21, 2012 - 11:46am PT
V, if you were a real man, you'd suffer with the postholing and such for the next couple months. Are you mostly referring to the 120 being shut? That cramping your style? You've also got to think about the women here, mate. I know it's probably not as bad for you, but when you're irresistible to men and women like myself, you'll find that even a brief stint between good climbing (although they may act tough and say they just want "fun") will lead to emotional attachment and pain for the lady. I've learned to just say NO and do more pullups.
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