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Ron Anderson

Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:24pm PT
there are many available girls just around the corner from me..The price ranges from 200.00 to 1500.00 per hour.. Let me know your range...
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:24pm PT
He wrote 'seasonal' but what he really meant was 'situational.'

DMT
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:28pm PT
Damn Dingus and his damned nuance! I'm too dumb to see the difference.

Run, V.!!! RUN!!! You are about to descend into a land of nuances and faux fur lined handcuffs! Fuzzy cuffs, date night, and manly obligation. Time to put away the things of childhood, V.. RUUUUUNNNN!!!

Oh, yeah, that comedy vid is awesome. It's true, nothing is more manly than being gay. Straight is the new gay.
10b4me

Boulder climber
member since 2002
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:40pm PT
there are many available girls just around the corner from me..The price ranges from 200.00 to 1500.00 per hour.. Let me know your range...

He's a climber. He will probably go the $200/hr route, or obamacare might pay for it.

Edit: $1500/hr. wtf, it better be good
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:44pm PT
Streetwalkers???

He's an alpinist. He'll need Special Services, lol.

DMT
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:47pm PT
It might be time for a pseudonym, Vitaliy.

classic!
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:50pm PT
What special services do Alpenists need?
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 01:57pm PT
What special services do Alpenists need?

First of all, many of us suffer from trench foot. Maybe some foreplay with the big toe.....will stop there. Don't want to ruin anyone's appetite..

Ron, those are some expensive hookers. In Reno? Really? I sure hope Obamacare covers it, no way in hell I can! Maybe I can apply for a grant?
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:57pm PT
What special services do Alpenists need?

The forecast calls for pain.

DMT
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Nov 21, 2012 - 01:59pm PT
They are called "Slam Pigs", and respond well to the 1 finger diddle.

Of course, your not a sport climber, and will probably never, ever have consistant Poontang.

Keep sending.








Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:08pm PT
Hahahaha... No lovin for the trad guys.
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:10pm PT
forecasts call for pain?

understandable for alpinists...

but if we're going by that, isn't there some suffering included in that?

heh

cheers


LS
Gene

climber
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:13pm PT
Most seasonal gigs lack benefits.
ontheedgeandscaredtodeath

Trad climber
SLO, Ca
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:14pm PT
Not in my experience.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:14pm PT
Suffering and alpinism are simply two descriptions of the same thing :-)

DMT
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:14pm PT
Vitaliy, if you find a seasonal girlfriend I want a TR.....WITH pictures.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:16pm PT
VM,, i do not live in RENO!!

in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..Now the "cheapos" are 200.00.. talk about inflation!



heres the basic menu:

cheapos start at 200.00 often their measurements are wider than height.
Mid range is about 600 to 800.00 and include those with the librarian look.
High range starts at 1000.00 and goes 1500.00 and upwards. These typically look like penthouse types..



I, long ago was banned for life from any of them...(Hoff Properties)



this just in

climber
north fork
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:18pm PT
Save some money, pornography.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:19pm PT
^^^^^
Do not avoid women, Vitaliy.

Simply deny them your essence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0he-LZNzVg0
Bruce Morris

Social climber
Belmont, California
Nov 21, 2012 - 02:52pm PT
That's why there are Curry girls. You can even use their meal plan to cruise through the cafeteria while staying in their dorm room. Warmer in the dorms when it starts to rain and snow.
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