Ron Anderson
Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
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Nov 21, 2012 - 10:24am PT
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there are many available girls just around the corner from me..The price ranges from 200.00 to 1500.00 per hour.. Let me know your range...
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Dingus Milktoast
Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
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Nov 21, 2012 - 10:24am PT
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He wrote 'seasonal' but what he really meant was 'situational.'
DMT
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Jebus H Bomz
climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
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Nov 21, 2012 - 10:28am PT
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Damn Dingus and his damned nuance! I'm too dumb to see the difference.
Run, V.!!! RUN!!! You are about to descend into a land of nuances and faux fur lined handcuffs! Fuzzy cuffs, date night, and manly obligation. Time to put away the things of childhood, V.. RUUUUUNNNN!!!
Oh, yeah, that comedy vid is awesome. It's true, nothing is more manly than being gay. Straight is the new gay.
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10b4me
Boulder climber
member since 2002
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Nov 21, 2012 - 10:40am PT
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there are many available girls just around the corner from me..The price ranges from 200.00 to 1500.00 per hour.. Let me know your range...
He's a climber. He will probably go the $200/hr route, or obamacare might pay for it.
Edit: $1500/hr. wtf, it better be good
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Dingus Milktoast
Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
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Nov 21, 2012 - 10:44am PT
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Streetwalkers???
He's an alpinist. He'll need Special Services, lol.
DMT
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nutjob
Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 10:47am PT
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It might be time for a pseudonym, Vitaliy.
classic!
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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Nov 21, 2012 - 10:50am PT
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What special services do Alpenists need?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 10:57am PT
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What special services do Alpenists need?
First of all, many of us suffer from trench foot. Maybe some foreplay with the big toe.....will stop there. Don't want to ruin anyone's appetite..
Ron, those are some expensive hookers. In Reno? Really? I sure hope Obamacare covers it, no way in hell I can! Maybe I can apply for a grant?
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Dingus Milktoast
Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
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Nov 21, 2012 - 10:57am PT
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What special services do Alpenists need?
The forecast calls for pain.
DMT
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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Nov 21, 2012 - 10:59am PT
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They are called "Slam Pigs", and respond well to the 1 finger diddle.
Of course, your not a sport climber, and will probably never, ever have consistant Poontang.
Keep sending.
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Jebus H Bomz
climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:08am PT
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Hahahaha... No lovin for the trad guys.
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:10am PT
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forecasts call for pain?
understandable for alpinists...
but if we're going by that, isn't there some suffering included in that?
heh
cheers
LS
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Gene
climber
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:13am PT
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Most seasonal gigs lack benefits.
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Dingus Milktoast
Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:14am PT
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Suffering and alpinism are simply two descriptions of the same thing :-)
DMT
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:14am PT
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Vitaliy, if you find a seasonal girlfriend I want a TR.....WITH pictures.
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Ron Anderson
Trad climber
i WASNT ON THE INTERNET during bush years...
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:16am PT
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VM,, i do not live in RENO!!
in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..Now the "cheapos" are 200.00.. talk about inflation!
heres the basic menu:
cheapos start at 200.00 often their measurements are wider than height.
Mid range is about 600 to 800.00 and include those with the librarian look.
High range starts at 1000.00 and goes 1500.00 and upwards. These typically look like penthouse types..
I, long ago was banned for life from any of them...(Hoff Properties)
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:18am PT
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Save some money, pornography.
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Burchey
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Nov 21, 2012 - 11:46am PT
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V, if you were a real man, you'd suffer with the postholing and such for the next couple months. Are you mostly referring to the 120 being shut? That cramping your style? You've also got to think about the women here, mate. I know it's probably not as bad for you, but when you're irresistible to men and women like myself, you'll find that even a brief stint between good climbing (although they may act tough and say they just want "fun") will lead to emotional attachment and pain for the lady. I've learned to just say NO and do more pullups.
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