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Gene
climber
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:13pm PT
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Most seasonal gigs lack benefits.
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:14pm PT
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Vitaliy, if you find a seasonal girlfriend I want a TR.....WITH pictures.
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:18pm PT
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Save some money, pornography.
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Bruce Morris
Social climber
Belmont, California
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:52pm PT
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That's why there are Curry girls. You can even use their meal plan to cruise through the cafeteria while staying in their dorm room. Warmer in the dorms when it starts to rain and snow.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:02pm PT
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Vitya, I thought you already had a girlfriend?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 03:02pm PT
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That's why there are Curry girls.
LOL Have you seen them? I am not THAT desperate!
I once glued a pocket p*ssy to a guitar i had,, called it the perfect woman..;-) Only problem was,, everyone wanted her!
Thoughts of a guitar with a pocket p*ssy being passed around are quite disturbing. Hope you used protection.
Reilly, Cheburashka is a dude!
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:16pm PT
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in 1975 one could get a "girl" for TWENTY BUCKS..NOW the "cheapos" are 200.00..talk about inflation! Here ya go V!
A few of the Girls I know/met at Walmart.
They started their own website 'Hummers.All.Night.Long.com'
EDIT: the "Girls" requested that I remove their pics, but, don't want ya to fergit them, so...
...keep them in mind as the '4 seasons' one after another, slowly roll by!
Featuring Walmart's 'Roll Back' Special Price:
TWENTY BUCKS = Take Yer Pick
200.00 = The Whole Stable
EDIT: NEVER MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Benny Hind Miracle Crusade, just passed through town!! Sheeeeesh!!
But, evidently, they are now individually available for that "4 seasons" commitment that Cragman speaks of! (miracles DO happen, eh?)
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:20pm PT
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You can either be an alpinist or an allpenis.....hard, but not impossible, to do both.
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nopantsben
climber
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:21pm PT
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listen to donini.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 03:25pm PT
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To be honest, I would love to hear Ron's definition of 'Black Friday.' LOL
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:28pm PT
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Cheburashka is a dude!
Ты ещё спрашиваешь? Поэтому, Дунька Кулакова.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:34pm PT
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Pants Donini.
Moon him, too.
Vitaliy, find a nice chunky gal (who's cute, too--why be masochistic?) and likes to read romances constantly and has some good tattoos. That way she won't be bitching that you never take her climbing, because she doesn't look great in lycra; and anyway, she enjoys the romance novels a whole lot more--"I'm content, honey. So go do your thing dear, but don't forget the cannoli."
She can choose to let you go "rock climbing" all you want ON HER, without even leaving the bedroom! And, best of all, she'll give you shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and moving pictures all year long!
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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Nov 21, 2012 - 04:14pm PT
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Seasonal girlfriends are great. I used to get one every night.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Nov 21, 2012 - 04:44pm PT
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The best alpinists have the hairiest palms. Seasons are all in your head, get onto some rock and round out your skill sets.
Besides, not many women would be too psyched to find out their vagina is a vacation rental.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 04:44pm PT
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Does the Chef know he is your little munchkin, Burchey?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 05:27pm PT
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I hope you two will be bathing in sunshine while sending those AWESOME Eastern Sierra BC climbs only locals know about soon, Burchey. Making striking first ascents without bothering to report and hiking A4 sandbagged pitches together. You guys have future.
That is a great link. I knew there are people out there with similar needs.
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