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boulderphreak
climber
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Apr 11, 2006 - 09:00pm PT
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Oops dont want to give the impression I snuck up on her..heres another
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pyro
Big Wall climber
stoney point,ca
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Apr 11, 2006 - 09:07pm PT
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This happend in mid-90's-I would make for a rope solo on washington column. I was excited, because this would be my first real, "BIG". I first decided the freight needed to be hauled at nite just for cooler temps. so, I became hungry during and decided to cook up some corn, yeah I wanted build a campfire and cook corn. all went well.
Okay time fasted forward I'm still hauling-----it's 3pm.
A Honey blonded mid thirty aged female wearing green pants with a tan shirt approached me. yes! she wore a gun for all the world to see, "she was a ranger".
I was cuffed and booked for lighting a fire in a non-campground setting. oops!
it appeard that my camp fire was not put out correctly.
Erotic! yes because I learned from it. Stupid, yes! because I needed to find a camping spot.
-But the corn was good!. the ranger was sharp!
I will never do that again! because thats how much it hurt...
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Apr 11, 2006 - 11:09pm PT
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Pyro, I think you need to look up erotic in the dictionary.
Booulderphreak, OK, you win, LOL. Must be nice to be naked in the sun.
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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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Apr 11, 2006 - 11:23pm PT
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I have had wild erotic sex in Camp 4, Hidden Valley, Jumbo Rocks, Ryan, El Cap Meadow, TM, Buttermilks, Indian Cove, Humber Park, Base of El Cap. Dome Rock. Las Vegas. Zion. Little Cottonwood Canyon. Hueco Tanks. Cottonwood Cave. Puppy Dome.
Juanito
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straightandnarrow
Sport climber
Salt Lake City
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Topic Author's Reply - May 14, 2006 - 03:07pm PT
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a pepsi bottle dude, a pepsi bottle
don't ya remember?
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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May 14, 2006 - 03:42pm PT
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Whack-a-mole time.
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Rudder
Trad climber
Santa Rosa, CA
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Dec 24, 2009 - 03:50am PT
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need I say more? ;)
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lars johansen
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Dec 24, 2009 - 07:55am PT
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A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, so I won't.
lars
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shipoopoi
Big Wall climber
oakland
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Dec 26, 2009 - 10:43pm PT
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hainabrak east, pakistan, during a 4000' all free 5.12 fa, my wife and i took time to join the 3 mile high club.
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corniss chopper
Mountain climber
san jose, ca
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Dec 27, 2009 - 12:15am PT
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Was doing a big loop out of LodgePole, SEKI, and hitting as many summits
as I could.
After Brewer, went down to the Roaring Rvr RS. then up Deadman
Canyon to gain Tableland and then down to my vehicle. Half way up Deadman
found a dead horse, several live horses, and their female owners. One, a very busty blond, and a hotty who said she was a barrel racer, and was crying over her dead horse. A beautiful barrel racing horse! Quite dead.
The Ranger was also there fingering his Citation notepad!
Hours later, after helping to drag the horse corpse far enough off trail
to satisfy the Ranger's legal requirements, the babe offered to ride me double up the canyon on a spare horse as a thankyou.
The real thank you began around the first corner out of sight of her friends!
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Watusi
Social climber
Newport, OR
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Dec 27, 2009 - 12:22am PT
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Beach Bunny Wall Companion...
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Wade Icey
Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
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can't say.
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Mtnmun
Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
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Hiking/climbing day in Moab, I was confronted up on the rocks by a stripping Indian Princess who demanded sex or death. I'm still alive.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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beforeplay we were married,
my wife and i had sex in one
of those mobile dressing room's in rei.
those things only conceal from the knees up.
anyway i like to think
we conceived annapurna that round.
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telemon01
Trad climber
Montana
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All i can say is that my wife and I sign most summit registers as the Masters and Johnson High Altitude Research Team.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Tossing it out to the peanut gallery for a response: does pleasuring yourself at a hanging belay while belaying some slow aid climber who is out of sight over a roof band and is taking 8 hours for a single pitch count as "erotic"? Say, by boring hour 4 or 5?
Just curious.
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Decko
Trad climber
Colorado
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HANKSTER........
Way to go.......
I have a similar story from well we all need to keep our secrets.....
BUT if you haven't enjoyed the "OUTDOORS" with a significant other or the likes of which.......
You may be familiar with those feelings of a "GOOD DAY OUT" on a great climb......
When you just happen to be with that person who shares it........
And is just as excited......
OH YEA>>>>>>>
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bergbryce
Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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i've had a lot of erratic climbing experiences....
erotic, not so much. Although getting rained out at the crag has had its' benefits once or twice.
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Willoughby
Social climber
Truckee, CA
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Oedipus says, don't get much more erotic than this:
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Ah yes!
Back in the early 1970's I founded a new religion!!
Those of us in the:
First Reorganized Tantric Buddhist Church of Mountaintop Pleasures, have a simple Credo:
**We believe Nirvana may be achieved, (or at least tasted) by:
Frequent & Vigorous Coupling, on various sacred summits. **
I immediately claimed the postion of "High Priest"-----and I was always in search of a few good "High Priestesses."
That idea worked a few times;)
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