Discussion Topic |
|
This thread has been locked |
| Messages 1 - 60 of total 60 in this topic |
straightandnarrow
Sport climber
Salt Lake City
|
|
|
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 1, 2006 - 07:21pm PT
|
To honor my sister femalelibido in her quest to disclose the sexiest climber, let's ratchet it up a notch and discuss our most erotic climbing experiences. I'll start:
Several years ago I was climbing in Yosemite Valley with a very close female friend of mine. The day was clear and warm, we were dressed lightly (my partner in a flowered bikini) and we began to ascent the well known Nabisco Wall at the Cookie Cliff.
Preparing to lead the strenuous Butterballs pitch, by partner removed her bikini top and I just could not wait til the evening for our closeness, so we "did it" right there on the belay stance, tied in and all.
|
|
Jaybro
Social climber
The West
|
|
SLC & SF, ?
|
|
Weenis
Trad climber
Tel Aviv
|
|
*"Mile High Club"*
|
|
golsen
Social climber
kennewick, wa
|
|
straight and narrow, I hope you didnt resort to using your wide pro....
once my partner and I had just hiked in to shangrila lakes, below Elephants Perch in the Sawtooths. We were hangin there eating lunch when 4 beautiful babes came up to a nearby granite slab that ran into the water about 75 feet away. They proceeded to strip and jump in the lake. Of course we were not leaving then. They got out and dried off and yelled that we just couldnt sit there and watch! So I took my clothes off and jumped in and swam around too. After that they all came over and talked and invited us to a concert in Sun Valley that night....Damn we had just arrived. We stayed at the likes and climbed. The trip was highlly successful climbing wise but still down hill from there....Yeah I know, not too kinky...
|
|
Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
|
|
Fully,
"Bout a month ago...
In Redrocks...
The Gallery....
Towards the end of the day, sometime after my 20' whipper on Yack Crack...
I look over the top of the big "Gallery" boulder and catch sight of a couple flly goin' at it! She was on top, lookin' like she was ridin a hobby horse, then she stops when our eyes meet.
I couldn't just sit there and watch some other guy gettin' it, so I quickly turned away!
Either that or the other time I saw some couple gettin' it on at Mickey's Beach. I was on top of the rock looking down at the waves down below, saw the chubby nude folok at the beach a hundered yards north, turned to the south and caught sight of a little white ass, and it was pounding, HARD!
Thing is, I knew the girl this guy was doin'. After the day of climbing was through, I saw her up close. She was... worked? I don't know.
But enough from me, the rest of hoods get in on this one. It's sure to provide plenty of fodder for masterbation for any who view this type of string.
Jingy
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
IF you don't have pics, you have no thread worth looking into.
|
|
Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
|
|
dirt, this thread's already pushin' the limit.
with pics, we'd only be in deeper.
lol all, an' forge ahead!
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
tar-baby, this thread is just sick without pics.
With pics, it'd be art, don'tcha know.
Kinda like those monuments/national treasures that piton posted.
I'm still waiting for the LEB male or female analysis on femalelibido and straightandnarrow.
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
Author:
toulumnerainbow
Social climber
From:
"I'm still waiting for the LEB male or female analysis on femalelibido and straightandnarrow."
PLEASE NO!!! PLEASE!!!PLEASE!!!AAARRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!! """"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA! HA!
YOu know, I've never had an erotic climbing experience.
I did knock the shyte out of my balls once when I slipped on a stupid arrete, but that is not MY idea of erotic.
|
|
WoodySt
Trad climber
Riverside
|
|
I'll always remember those mineral baths at the Hotel Monterey in Huaraz after a couple of weeks in the Blanca.
|
|
WBraun
climber
|
|
You take bath with minerals?
|
|
straightandnarrow
Sport climber
Salt Lake City
|
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 3, 2006 - 01:31am PT
|
I've taken baths with mineral salts, with one of my female lovers and found the minerals most lubircating.
As far as posting some pics of these experiences, it is best that I don't, otherwise many of you fellas will lose your precious keyboards real quick. They are not waterproof.
Love, Jen
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
Author:
straightandnarrow
Sport climber
From: Salt Lake City
I've taken baths with mineral salts, with one of my female lovers and found the minerals most lubircating.
As far as posting some pics of these experiences, it is best that I don't, otherwise many of you fellas will lose your precious keyboards real quick. They are not waterproof.
Love, Jen """
Yep. ALL talk.
Hey I got one question:
Do you girls hear crappy music playing in the back ground when yer geting all lubricated with minerals n stuff?
Just curious about my theory.
And I betcha you never whacked yer balls on an arrete. HAH!
|
|
Karen
Trad climber
Good question?
|
|
Mid-week climbing Tahquitz, no other climbers around, topped out and....wow....is all I have to say !!!!
Open book was read.
|
|
Gunkie
climber
East Coast US
|
|
And after we setup our bivy @ Camp 6 on the Nose, the Women's Sweedish Kama Sutra team arrived. They were trying for a NIAD ascent but needed to bivy. Well, we were gentlemen and were obligated to share our sleeping arrangements with these underdressed climbers. Good thing these chicks brought the NIAD sample rack from Middendorf's site says:
* Rack: 2 sets of cams to #3, 1 each #3-1/2, #4, 2 sets stoppers, 1 or 2 sets RPs, slings and about 20-25 extra biners.
* Personal gear (per climber): harness, shoes, chalk-bag, 2 Pear-shaped locking biners, short daisy chain, belay device.
* Two gear slings (one per person).
* One pair of ascenders with aiders permanently attached.
* One set of lightweight aiders for leader when necessary.
* Four sets of lightweight handcuffs.
* One 200 foot lead rope (165 or 180 foot ropes can be used, but will increase the total number of pitches). A second rope is advised if you want retreat to be an option (a 7mm 165 rope is light).
* One day pack.
* 20 assorted condoms.
* Water: at least 2 gallons in warmer weather.
* Food: Powerbars and fruit [Strawberries, Whipped Cream, Chocolate Sauce...]
* One tube KY.
* Storm gear and warm clothes (optional, in case you don't make it).
* Headlamp (ditto).
We topped out three days later.
Now if you believe that story....
|
|
atchafalaya
Trad climber
California
|
|
Early nineties, not sure when, but friends and I had camped at the parking area in the buttermilks. A long night of drinking, bouldering, praising jah, etc.. followed.
The next morning, still in a fog, and just finishing the 6:00 am wake and bake, a line of cars pulls up, and beautiful women jump out, and start undressing, right in our camp! Breasteses everywhere.... They all start putting on see through white sheets, kinda toga like, stretching, and flittering through camp.
Our group just stared in disbelief as they climbed nearby boulders, and their outstretched poses made see through silhouettes... It went on for 15 or 20 minutes.
Eventually, steve schneider and Bird Lew popped out to inform us that Bandaloop was performing in the milks that day, and we needed to move, followed by fifty more cars and alot more people.
But for us twenty something dirtbags from arizona, it seemed like bliss.
|
|
billygoat
climber
3hrs to El Cap Meadow, 1.25hrs Pinns, 42min Castle
|
|
I gotta crazy friend who's goal is to have sex within 50 feet of the summit of every California fourteener this summer. Yeah, he's got a girl in on it as well. All I have to say is beware.
As for me, the only thing that comes to mind is a spring break back in the late 90's in Camp 4. We had our tent set up near the bathrooms, and who knows how many folks heard us going to brush their teeth at night or getting up to take their morning pooh. Sorry if we bothered any of you.
I've always joked about rigging some crazy pully systems on a wall bivy, but that hasn't happened yet.
|
|
'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
|
|
OK,
Despite the fact that my Crab-O-Ledge is *still* a virgin [HINT], I have shagged twice on walls, and twice on free climbs. [Four different hotties, all pretty much tens out of ten. Two blondes, two brunettes]
However the most erotic climbing experience I ever had involved no sex!
It was in 1993 when I was still married. I had managed to sell enough insurance to qualify for the company's convention to France, so I flew over to Cannes for the convention along with my wife and two little kiddies.
After the convention finished, the three of them flew home, and I was left on my own for a day waiting for my climbing partner to fly over from Canada. So I pulled out the roadmap, and headed out to some local crags. Finding nobody at Greolieres[sp?] I realized that the Mecca of the Verdon Gorge was not too far away, so I headed over there.
I started schmoozing around for a partner, and ended up with this hottie Spanish chick who was climbing with a couple guys who evidently wanted to pawn her off for the afternoon. Now the Verdon Gorge is an extremely intimidating place, because you start at the top and rap in, and you are left most likely at a hanging stance a thousand feet above the river! So this is where she and I ended up, the two of us clipped to a pair of bolts, and nobody else around.
[Man, if I knew then what I knew now....]
Alas, I didn't "get" it back then. Silly me! [I was married to the All-Time Bitch of the World, and I was 100% faithful. Man, I wish I had cheated!] Anyway, here I am cuddled up against this little hottie - neither of us able to speak more than a word or two of the others' language - all smushed together a thousand feet off the deck.
And she is soooooo making the eyes at me! It was intensely erotic, diabolically sexy, I get a throbber just thinking about it now thirteen years later. And I didn't do a thing! What was wrong with me!
Anyway, we had rapped in with nothing more than a rack of draws [it's a "sport crag", right?] and I was unwilling or unable to give it on 10b or so a good ten metres above the last bolt. Frig! Their crags might be bolted, but those Frenchies sure aren't weenies!
So we called for a toprope, and her Spanish amigos dropped one for us. We climbed out no problem on toprope.
Talk about missed opportunity. {sigh} The most erotic climbing experience ever.
Now, the second-most erotic experience most assuredly involved sex! I just have to figure out which one it was!
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
Cheers,
Pete
P.S. I think I must still have it, for an old fart. I went out the other day running, and was honked at by no less than three carloads of hotties. No doubt it was my pasty-white Hoser flesh and bouncing love-handles...
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
Pete, I think they wanted you to get out of their way, or stop flashing them.
Probably one or the other anyway.
Just a thought.
Nice story though! We all remember best the ones we let get away... why I could tall you about the 19 yr old (yes, once upon a time there were such things as 19 year old virgins) strawberry blonde virgin, with peaches n crean skin, breasts like you would not believe, on her hands and knees, naked on my bed-- I knew I'd never love her and I let it slip away.
Hated myself ever since.
And so have all the other women, apparently, LOL!
|
|
Anastasia
Trad climber
Ventura, CA
|
|
Rock hard, big tools, ropes... Getting tied up while fully trusting your partner. Loving every move as you intentionally position yourself. Committing to memory every taste, smell, and touch... Seeing your partner's face during states of extreme concentration, physical exertion and pleasure. Feeling large releases of endorphins, discovering impossible move. Always working together to achieve a shared goal. Feeling completely exhausted and content after pinnacle moments. Knowing that nothing can get better then this…
What is "not erotic" about climbing?
|
|
'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
|
|
Actually, dirt - the nineteen-year-old strawberry blonde didn't get away, at least not from me.
Unfortunately God saw fit to take her early. His gain, I s'pose. But who can fathom the mystery of God? She and I had planned to de-virginate my ledge the following spring.
Damn. Wear your helmets, you dumb-ass Young Bulls! She might be alive if she had worn hers.
|
|
Anastasia
Trad climber
Ventura, CA
|
|
Now that is so sad that the lesson will stick. (Glancing over at my helmet that I keep forgetting to bring.)
Thanks Pete, I'll remember now... Sorry for the experience.
AF
|
|
RW
Boulder climber
SLC,UT
|
|
that would be my wife redpointing "show us your tits".
or, the time i climbed RML with both the wife AND elizabeth hurley sunning their bosoms at the belay.
no, i'm not tom seizmore(sp?)
apparently, a lot of people have seen liz naked.
i knew this, however, BEFORE hugh got busted for gettin' head from divine brown.
HOLLY-WOULD!
|
|
Fluoride
Trad climber
on a rock or mountain out west
|
|
I've happened upon my share of illegal porn shoots going on in Red Rocks. Gotta love those.
|
|
RW
Boulder climber
SLC,UT
|
|
somebody should have flamed on me for being a pretentious name dropper by now.............
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
Screw your pretentious name dropping, this thread SUCKS without pictures.
|
|
RW
Boulder climber
SLC,UT
|
|
does this help?
|
|
'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
|
|
RW,
Please remove that too-wide photo from your post, as you have rendered an interesting thread virtually unreadable.
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
Somehow I don't think this thread is going to be around much longer. What a pity.
Headintheclouds, that must be a climber. Nice work.
|
|
Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
|
|
now that the post is gone....
...WOW....
that looked like a good illustration of the thread title...
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
YOu know, there was NOTHING wrong with that pic.
It was not erotic.
It was not pornographic.
It looked like a climber girl with her shirt off.
OK, It looked like a nice looking climber girl in very good shape with her shirt off.
If you are so offended by the human body that you can't bear to look at it, or for anyone to see it, and/or if the sight of a bare female breast drives you into an uncontrollable sexual frenzy, something is wrong.
Women ought to be able to take their shirts off and have it not be a big deal.
|
|
Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
|
|
hey dirt, whatever, that was still a WOW!
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
Ed, yes, it was incredible.
That girl really had a fine physique. Muscles everywhere, but not bulky. Quite a build. I would think she must be a pretty good climber, if she cares about it.
In fact, I will go as far as to say that that pic is the best shot of a female athelete's body I ever saw.
That girl should do a bunch of full nude shots, cause they would be outstanding.
But it would be difficult to capture the feel of that one candid shot. Somehow, that pose conveys a sense of self-ease and a confidence, and a lack of contrivance that I find very appealing.
Oh crap, I lapsed back into arts mode, sorry. have not done that in YEARS, maybe decades.
But I'd love to see the look on her face in that pic.
|
|
boulderphreak
climber
|
|
|
Apr 11, 2006 - 08:30pm PT
|
I Love The Valley Photo
Feel free to email for more :)
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
|
Apr 11, 2006 - 08:43pm PT
|
Too grainy.
|
|
boulderphreak
climber
|
|
|
Apr 11, 2006 - 08:54pm PT
|
alright dirtineye i sent you another too big for this forum..
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
|
Apr 11, 2006 - 08:56pm PT
|
I hope you knew that girl you photographed and did it with her knowledge.
There is a big difference in participating in nude photos and having them stolen from you.
|
|
straightandnarrow
Sport climber
Salt Lake City
|
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 11, 2006 - 09:00pm PT
|
Though not necessarily erotic, there was the time that a large group of regulars (including a bunch on these threads) were all sharing the same strain of venereal disease. Luckilly this pre-aids exchange of bodilly fluids did have some big fun attached.
Are you healed BVB?
Love and kisses,
Jen
|
|
boulderphreak
climber
|
|
|
Apr 11, 2006 - 09:00pm PT
|
Oops dont want to give the impression I snuck up on her..heres another
|
|
pyro
Big Wall climber
stoney point,ca
|
|
|
Apr 11, 2006 - 09:07pm PT
|
This happend in mid-90's-I would make for a rope solo on washington column. I was excited, because this would be my first real, "BIG". I first decided the freight needed to be hauled at nite just for cooler temps. so, I became hungry during and decided to cook up some corn, yeah I wanted build a campfire and cook corn. all went well.
Okay time fasted forward I'm still hauling-----it's 3pm.
A Honey blonded mid thirty aged female wearing green pants with a tan shirt approached me. yes! she wore a gun for all the world to see, "she was a ranger".
I was cuffed and booked for lighting a fire in a non-campground setting. oops!
it appeard that my camp fire was not put out correctly.
Erotic! yes because I learned from it. Stupid, yes! because I needed to find a camping spot.
-But the corn was good!. the ranger was sharp!
I will never do that again! because thats how much it hurt...
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
|
Apr 11, 2006 - 11:09pm PT
|
Pyro, I think you need to look up erotic in the dictionary.
Booulderphreak, OK, you win, LOL. Must be nice to be naked in the sun.
|
|
JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
|
|
|
Apr 11, 2006 - 11:23pm PT
|
I have had wild erotic sex in Camp 4, Hidden Valley, Jumbo Rocks, Ryan, El Cap Meadow, TM, Buttermilks, Indian Cove, Humber Park, Base of El Cap. Dome Rock. Las Vegas. Zion. Little Cottonwood Canyon. Hueco Tanks. Cottonwood Cave. Puppy Dome.
Juanito
|
|
straightandnarrow
Sport climber
Salt Lake City
|
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - May 14, 2006 - 03:07pm PT
|
a pepsi bottle dude, a pepsi bottle
don't ya remember?
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
|
May 14, 2006 - 03:42pm PT
|
Whack-a-mole time.
|
|
Rudder
Trad climber
Santa Rosa, CA
|
|
|
Dec 24, 2009 - 03:50am PT
|
need I say more? ;)
|
|
lars johansen
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
|
|
|
Dec 24, 2009 - 07:55am PT
|
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, so I won't.
lars
|
|
shipoopoi
Big Wall climber
oakland
|
|
|
Dec 26, 2009 - 10:43pm PT
|
hainabrak east, pakistan, during a 4000' all free 5.12 fa, my wife and i took time to join the 3 mile high club.
|
|
corniss chopper
Mountain climber
san jose, ca
|
|
|
Dec 27, 2009 - 12:15am PT
|
Was doing a big loop out of LodgePole, SEKI, and hitting as many summits
as I could.
After Brewer, went down to the Roaring Rvr RS. then up Deadman
Canyon to gain Tableland and then down to my vehicle. Half way up Deadman
found a dead horse, several live horses, and their female owners. One, a very busty blond, and a hotty who said she was a barrel racer, and was crying over her dead horse. A beautiful barrel racing horse! Quite dead.
The Ranger was also there fingering his Citation notepad!
Hours later, after helping to drag the horse corpse far enough off trail
to satisfy the Ranger's legal requirements, the babe offered to ride me double up the canyon on a spare horse as a thankyou.
The real thank you began around the first corner out of sight of her friends!
|
|
Watusi
Social climber
Newport, OR
|
|
|
Dec 27, 2009 - 12:22am PT
|
Beach Bunny Wall Companion...
|
|
Wade Icey
Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
|
|
can't say.
|
|
Mtnmun
Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
|
|
Hiking/climbing day in Moab, I was confronted up on the rocks by a stripping Indian Princess who demanded sex or death. I'm still alive.
|
|
Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
|
|
beforeplay we were married,
my wife and i had sex in one
of those mobile dressing room's in rei.
those things only conceal from the knees up.
anyway i like to think
we conceived annapurna that round.
|
|
telemon01
Trad climber
Montana
|
|
All i can say is that my wife and I sign most summit registers as the Masters and Johnson High Altitude Research Team.
|
|
couchmaster
climber
pdx
|
|
Tossing it out to the peanut gallery for a response: does pleasuring yourself at a hanging belay while belaying some slow aid climber who is out of sight over a roof band and is taking 8 hours for a single pitch count as "erotic"? Say, by boring hour 4 or 5?
Just curious.
|
|
Decko
Trad climber
Colorado
|
|
HANKSTER........
Way to go.......
I have a similar story from well we all need to keep our secrets.....
BUT if you haven't enjoyed the "OUTDOORS" with a significant other or the likes of which.......
You may be familiar with those feelings of a "GOOD DAY OUT" on a great climb......
When you just happen to be with that person who shares it........
And is just as excited......
OH YEA>>>>>>>
|
|
bergbryce
Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
|
|
i've had a lot of erratic climbing experiences....
erotic, not so much. Although getting rained out at the crag has had its' benefits once or twice.
|
|
Willoughby
Social climber
Truckee, CA
|
|
Oedipus says, don't get much more erotic than this:
|
|
Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
|
|
Ah yes!
Back in the early 1970's I founded a new religion!!
Those of us in the:
First Reorganized Tantric Buddhist Church of Mountaintop Pleasures, have a simple Credo:
**We believe Nirvana may be achieved, (or at least tasted) by:
Frequent & Vigorous Coupling, on various sacred summits. **
I immediately claimed the postion of "High Priest"-----and I was always in search of a few good "High Priestesses."
That idea worked a few times;)
|
|
| Messages 1 - 60 of total 60 in this topic |
|
SuperTopo on the Web
|
Let us know!