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straightandnarrow
Sport climber
Salt Lake City
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 1, 2006 - 07:21pm PT
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To honor my sister femalelibido in her quest to disclose the sexiest climber, let's ratchet it up a notch and discuss our most erotic climbing experiences. I'll start:
Several years ago I was climbing in Yosemite Valley with a very close female friend of mine. The day was clear and warm, we were dressed lightly (my partner in a flowered bikini) and we began to ascent the well known Nabisco Wall at the Cookie Cliff.
Preparing to lead the strenuous Butterballs pitch, by partner removed her bikini top and I just could not wait til the evening for our closeness, so we "did it" right there on the belay stance, tied in and all.
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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SLC & SF, ?
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Weenis
Trad climber
Tel Aviv
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*"Mile High Club"*
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golsen
Social climber
kennewick, wa
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straight and narrow, I hope you didnt resort to using your wide pro....
once my partner and I had just hiked in to shangrila lakes, below Elephants Perch in the Sawtooths. We were hangin there eating lunch when 4 beautiful babes came up to a nearby granite slab that ran into the water about 75 feet away. They proceeded to strip and jump in the lake. Of course we were not leaving then. They got out and dried off and yelled that we just couldnt sit there and watch! So I took my clothes off and jumped in and swam around too. After that they all came over and talked and invited us to a concert in Sun Valley that night....Damn we had just arrived. We stayed at the likes and climbed. The trip was highlly successful climbing wise but still down hill from there....Yeah I know, not too kinky...
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Fully,
"Bout a month ago...
In Redrocks...
The Gallery....
Towards the end of the day, sometime after my 20' whipper on Yack Crack...
I look over the top of the big "Gallery" boulder and catch sight of a couple flly goin' at it! She was on top, lookin' like she was ridin a hobby horse, then she stops when our eyes meet.
I couldn't just sit there and watch some other guy gettin' it, so I quickly turned away!
Either that or the other time I saw some couple gettin' it on at Mickey's Beach. I was on top of the rock looking down at the waves down below, saw the chubby nude folok at the beach a hundered yards north, turned to the south and caught sight of a little white ass, and it was pounding, HARD!
Thing is, I knew the girl this guy was doin'. After the day of climbing was through, I saw her up close. She was... worked? I don't know.
But enough from me, the rest of hoods get in on this one. It's sure to provide plenty of fodder for masterbation for any who view this type of string.
Jingy
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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IF you don't have pics, you have no thread worth looking into.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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dirt, this thread's already pushin' the limit.
with pics, we'd only be in deeper.
lol all, an' forge ahead!
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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tar-baby, this thread is just sick without pics.
With pics, it'd be art, don'tcha know.
Kinda like those monuments/national treasures that piton posted.
I'm still waiting for the LEB male or female analysis on femalelibido and straightandnarrow.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Author:
toulumnerainbow
Social climber
From:
"I'm still waiting for the LEB male or female analysis on femalelibido and straightandnarrow."
PLEASE NO!!! PLEASE!!!PLEASE!!!AAARRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!! """"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA! HA!
YOu know, I've never had an erotic climbing experience.
I did knock the shyte out of my balls once when I slipped on a stupid arrete, but that is not MY idea of erotic.
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WoodySt
Trad climber
Riverside
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I'll always remember those mineral baths at the Hotel Monterey in Huaraz after a couple of weeks in the Blanca.
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WBraun
climber
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You take bath with minerals?
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straightandnarrow
Sport climber
Salt Lake City
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 3, 2006 - 01:31am PT
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I've taken baths with mineral salts, with one of my female lovers and found the minerals most lubircating.
As far as posting some pics of these experiences, it is best that I don't, otherwise many of you fellas will lose your precious keyboards real quick. They are not waterproof.
Love, Jen
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Author:
straightandnarrow
Sport climber
From: Salt Lake City
I've taken baths with mineral salts, with one of my female lovers and found the minerals most lubircating.
As far as posting some pics of these experiences, it is best that I don't, otherwise many of you fellas will lose your precious keyboards real quick. They are not waterproof.
Love, Jen """
Yep. ALL talk.
Hey I got one question:
Do you girls hear crappy music playing in the back ground when yer geting all lubricated with minerals n stuff?
Just curious about my theory.
And I betcha you never whacked yer balls on an arrete. HAH!
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Karen
Trad climber
Good question?
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Mid-week climbing Tahquitz, no other climbers around, topped out and....wow....is all I have to say !!!!
Open book was read.
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Gunkie
climber
East Coast US
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And after we setup our bivy @ Camp 6 on the Nose, the Women's Sweedish Kama Sutra team arrived. They were trying for a NIAD ascent but needed to bivy. Well, we were gentlemen and were obligated to share our sleeping arrangements with these underdressed climbers. Good thing these chicks brought the NIAD sample rack from Middendorf's site says:
* Rack: 2 sets of cams to #3, 1 each #3-1/2, #4, 2 sets stoppers, 1 or 2 sets RPs, slings and about 20-25 extra biners.
* Personal gear (per climber): harness, shoes, chalk-bag, 2 Pear-shaped locking biners, short daisy chain, belay device.
* Two gear slings (one per person).
* One pair of ascenders with aiders permanently attached.
* One set of lightweight aiders for leader when necessary.
* Four sets of lightweight handcuffs.
* One 200 foot lead rope (165 or 180 foot ropes can be used, but will increase the total number of pitches). A second rope is advised if you want retreat to be an option (a 7mm 165 rope is light).
* One day pack.
* 20 assorted condoms.
* Water: at least 2 gallons in warmer weather.
* Food: Powerbars and fruit [Strawberries, Whipped Cream, Chocolate Sauce...]
* One tube KY.
* Storm gear and warm clothes (optional, in case you don't make it).
* Headlamp (ditto).
We topped out three days later.
Now if you believe that story....
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atchafalaya
Trad climber
California
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Early nineties, not sure when, but friends and I had camped at the parking area in the buttermilks. A long night of drinking, bouldering, praising jah, etc.. followed.
The next morning, still in a fog, and just finishing the 6:00 am wake and bake, a line of cars pulls up, and beautiful women jump out, and start undressing, right in our camp! Breasteses everywhere.... They all start putting on see through white sheets, kinda toga like, stretching, and flittering through camp.
Our group just stared in disbelief as they climbed nearby boulders, and their outstretched poses made see through silhouettes... It went on for 15 or 20 minutes.
Eventually, steve schneider and Bird Lew popped out to inform us that Bandaloop was performing in the milks that day, and we needed to move, followed by fifty more cars and alot more people.
But for us twenty something dirtbags from arizona, it seemed like bliss.
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billygoat
climber
3hrs to El Cap Meadow, 1.25hrs Pinns, 42min Castle
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I gotta crazy friend who's goal is to have sex within 50 feet of the summit of every California fourteener this summer. Yeah, he's got a girl in on it as well. All I have to say is beware.
As for me, the only thing that comes to mind is a spring break back in the late 90's in Camp 4. We had our tent set up near the bathrooms, and who knows how many folks heard us going to brush their teeth at night or getting up to take their morning pooh. Sorry if we bothered any of you.
I've always joked about rigging some crazy pully systems on a wall bivy, but that hasn't happened yet.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
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OK,
Despite the fact that my Crab-O-Ledge is *still* a virgin [HINT], I have shagged twice on walls, and twice on free climbs. [Four different hotties, all pretty much tens out of ten. Two blondes, two brunettes]
However the most erotic climbing experience I ever had involved no sex!
It was in 1993 when I was still married. I had managed to sell enough insurance to qualify for the company's convention to France, so I flew over to Cannes for the convention along with my wife and two little kiddies.
After the convention finished, the three of them flew home, and I was left on my own for a day waiting for my climbing partner to fly over from Canada. So I pulled out the roadmap, and headed out to some local crags. Finding nobody at Greolieres[sp?] I realized that the Mecca of the Verdon Gorge was not too far away, so I headed over there.
I started schmoozing around for a partner, and ended up with this hottie Spanish chick who was climbing with a couple guys who evidently wanted to pawn her off for the afternoon. Now the Verdon Gorge is an extremely intimidating place, because you start at the top and rap in, and you are left most likely at a hanging stance a thousand feet above the river! So this is where she and I ended up, the two of us clipped to a pair of bolts, and nobody else around.
[Man, if I knew then what I knew now....]
Alas, I didn't "get" it back then. Silly me! [I was married to the All-Time Bitch of the World, and I was 100% faithful. Man, I wish I had cheated!] Anyway, here I am cuddled up against this little hottie - neither of us able to speak more than a word or two of the others' language - all smushed together a thousand feet off the deck.
And she is soooooo making the eyes at me! It was intensely erotic, diabolically sexy, I get a throbber just thinking about it now thirteen years later. And I didn't do a thing! What was wrong with me!
Anyway, we had rapped in with nothing more than a rack of draws [it's a "sport crag", right?] and I was unwilling or unable to give it on 10b or so a good ten metres above the last bolt. Frig! Their crags might be bolted, but those Frenchies sure aren't weenies!
So we called for a toprope, and her Spanish amigos dropped one for us. We climbed out no problem on toprope.
Talk about missed opportunity. {sigh} The most erotic climbing experience ever.
Now, the second-most erotic experience most assuredly involved sex! I just have to figure out which one it was!
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
Cheers,
Pete
P.S. I think I must still have it, for an old fart. I went out the other day running, and was honked at by no less than three carloads of hotties. No doubt it was my pasty-white Hoser flesh and bouncing love-handles...
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