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dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 3, 2006 - 06:22pm PT
Pete, I think they wanted you to get out of their way, or stop flashing them.

Probably one or the other anyway.


Just a thought.

Nice story though! We all remember best the ones we let get away... why I could tall you about the 19 yr old (yes, once upon a time there were such things as 19 year old virgins) strawberry blonde virgin, with peaches n crean skin, breasts like you would not believe, on her hands and knees, naked on my bed-- I knew I'd never love her and I let it slip away.

Hated myself ever since.

And so have all the other women, apparently, LOL!
Anastasia

Trad climber
Ventura, CA
Apr 3, 2006 - 06:25pm PT

Rock hard, big tools, ropes... Getting tied up while fully trusting your partner. Loving every move as you intentionally position yourself. Committing to memory every taste, smell, and touch... Seeing your partner's face during states of extreme concentration, physical exertion and pleasure. Feeling large releases of endorphins, discovering impossible move. Always working together to achieve a shared goal. Feeling completely exhausted and content after pinnacle moments. Knowing that nothing can get better then this…
What is "not erotic" about climbing?

'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
Apr 3, 2006 - 06:26pm PT
Actually, dirt - the nineteen-year-old strawberry blonde didn't get away, at least not from me.

Unfortunately God saw fit to take her early. His gain, I s'pose. But who can fathom the mystery of God? She and I had planned to de-virginate my ledge the following spring.

Damn. Wear your helmets, you dumb-ass Young Bulls! She might be alive if she had worn hers.
Anastasia

Trad climber
Ventura, CA
Apr 3, 2006 - 08:24pm PT
Now that is so sad that the lesson will stick. (Glancing over at my helmet that I keep forgetting to bring.)
Thanks Pete, I'll remember now... Sorry for the experience.
AF
RW

Boulder climber
SLC,UT
Apr 3, 2006 - 08:33pm PT
that would be my wife redpointing "show us your tits".

or, the time i climbed RML with both the wife AND elizabeth hurley sunning their bosoms at the belay.

no, i'm not tom seizmore(sp?)

apparently, a lot of people have seen liz naked.

i knew this, however, BEFORE hugh got busted for gettin' head from divine brown.

HOLLY-WOULD!
Fluoride

Trad climber
on a rock or mountain out west
Apr 3, 2006 - 08:49pm PT
I've happened upon my share of illegal porn shoots going on in Red Rocks. Gotta love those.
RW

Boulder climber
SLC,UT
Apr 3, 2006 - 10:30pm PT
somebody should have flamed on me for being a pretentious name dropper by now.............
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 3, 2006 - 10:32pm PT
Screw your pretentious name dropping, this thread SUCKS without pictures.
RW

Boulder climber
SLC,UT
Apr 3, 2006 - 10:48pm PT

does this help?
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
Apr 5, 2006 - 11:37pm PT
RW,

Please remove that too-wide photo from your post, as you have rendered an interesting thread virtually unreadable.
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 6, 2006 - 12:26am PT
Somehow I don't think this thread is going to be around much longer. What a pity.

Headintheclouds, that must be a climber. Nice work.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Apr 6, 2006 - 12:34am PT
now that the post is gone....


...WOW....

that looked like a good illustration of the thread title...
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 6, 2006 - 01:49am PT
YOu know, there was NOTHING wrong with that pic.

It was not erotic.

It was not pornographic.

It looked like a climber girl with her shirt off.

OK, It looked like a nice looking climber girl in very good shape with her shirt off.

If you are so offended by the human body that you can't bear to look at it, or for anyone to see it, and/or if the sight of a bare female breast drives you into an uncontrollable sexual frenzy, something is wrong.

Women ought to be able to take their shirts off and have it not be a big deal.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Apr 6, 2006 - 11:04am PT
hey dirt, whatever, that was still a WOW!

dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 6, 2006 - 11:14am PT
Ed, yes, it was incredible.

That girl really had a fine physique. Muscles everywhere, but not bulky. Quite a build. I would think she must be a pretty good climber, if she cares about it.

In fact, I will go as far as to say that that pic is the best shot of a female athelete's body I ever saw.

That girl should do a bunch of full nude shots, cause they would be outstanding.

But it would be difficult to capture the feel of that one candid shot. Somehow, that pose conveys a sense of self-ease and a confidence, and a lack of contrivance that I find very appealing.

Oh crap, I lapsed back into arts mode, sorry. have not done that in YEARS, maybe decades.

But I'd love to see the look on her face in that pic.
boulderphreak

climber
Apr 11, 2006 - 08:30pm PT
I Love The Valley Photo


Feel free to email for more :)
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 11, 2006 - 08:43pm PT
Too grainy.
boulderphreak

climber
Apr 11, 2006 - 08:54pm PT
alright dirtineye i sent you another too big for this forum..
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 11, 2006 - 08:56pm PT
I hope you knew that girl you photographed and did it with her knowledge.

There is a big difference in participating in nude photos and having them stolen from you.



straightandnarrow

Sport climber
Salt Lake City
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 11, 2006 - 09:00pm PT
Though not necessarily erotic, there was the time that a large group of regulars (including a bunch on these threads) were all sharing the same strain of venereal disease. Luckilly this pre-aids exchange of bodilly fluids did have some big fun attached.

Are you healed BVB?

Love and kisses,

Jen
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