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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Nov 30, 2012 - 05:19pm PT
My politics stay in that insane thread of yours, and I check in less often now.

I want this but it's very difficult to procure, kind of like Pliny;



Haven't tried it yet, but my cousin lives in the same town as the cannery and says its ridiculously good.


http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/27039/16814

Edit; You can only buy it when the store flys a flag. Watch for the flag, they sell out in a few days.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Nov 30, 2012 - 05:34pm PT
Hey.

I found this review of Heady Topper on the Beer Advocate page;

As good as it gets this beer makes you smile ear to ear. As soon as it gets close enough to your face you know something worthwhile is about to hit the fan; sh#t the golden goose would be envious to produce. From the smell to the initial taste on your lips, it's a fall in love experience that very few beers can replicate. I advise you to seek out this beer and have at it. Unfortunately, I only had one in my possession but i've sampled it a couple times before and it's always the same reaction--Good. Good god it's good.

The appearance if you defy the makers and put it in a glass is nice and expected if you pour a good DIPA. Golden, slightly hazy and with big porno head it looks inviting. One thing you'll notice is white snowflakes floating around as if this were the ghost of Christmas present's snow globe. It wants you to know to drink it now.

The smell is a sweet bouquet of hop, pine and fruity citrus. Oh, it's fresh too, like the wet morning dew on a blade of grass. Each whiff is like getting in close with the incarnation of Carmen Miranda. The aroma is memorable.

The taste is what will reel you in big fish. It's hop, it's floral and fruity, it's bitter yet sweet. Bitter sweet since this was my only one and living in Florida keeps me forlorn from its ambrosia. Citrus and fresh grass swirling in a vortex of hop is what I get, maybe a hint of vanilla in it. A splash of orange flavor, and you can throw in a grapefruit taste too. It's welcome to the jungle and it's all fun and games.

Great drink ability is the lovely conclusion to a great tasting and fragrant beer. I feel this beer will make true believers out of anyone fortunate to drink it. I'm usually a stout guy, I love the malt, the semi-sweetness with coffee and chocolate flavors, the thick hearty nature of it's character and yet I find myself thinking this beer is easily in my top three beers ever. It's drinkable, it's drinkable now, later and between, in any pocket of the multiverse and moment in the time continuum; but drink it now before it's too late.

That's one funny review!
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Nov 30, 2012 - 06:53pm PT
Silver going off drunk on Dr.F a couple weeks ago was the funniest ever Friday night on this thread. Both of you should be very proud.


I however am ashamed to say I'm dry and boring this week.
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:01pm PT
I'm not proud,
it's more of simple freedom and justice thing for me

should I delete the threads, Hell no!!

I only post about 1% of the posts on those threads, there are so many people that post on them, and only them, and they are Great people
and ST members, brothers and sisters, and old friends

It's just a place to post anything you feel, and there are a lot of people that want to express what they feel at the time.
are they that bad?
not for the people that post on them regularly
Not for anyone.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 30, 2012 - 08:03pm PT
Oh for f*#k's sake, Spider - get a freakin' drink, will ya?!

And why is it everyone can bash the sh#t out of us Christians, but heaven help us if we dare say anything bad about Moslems.

Hey - you Moslems! You're all a bunch of Habeily bomb-making suicide wankers who veil your girls, even though there's nothing in the Qu'ran about it.

[Actually, my next-door neighbour is a practising Moslem, and the coolest guy ever. I really respect him, and his religion.]

Now, why did I post? Um .... I forget. Has something to do with the margarita I just drank [I had to type that three times to spell it right] and the bottle of Old Vine Foch I just opened, from ---- I hate to admit I'm drinking Cdn. wine, but it's pretty good - Bee Cee.

Now, do any of you wine aficionados know what/who Foch is? And no looking it up! In other words, don't do as I do, do as I say!

So, Dr. F., as one of McTopo's all time Nameless, Faceless and not necessarily Dickless anonymous types, what is your Real Name and hometown, please? Is there a photo of you in the "who the hell are you" post?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:07pm PT
Hey, Fritz, don't we wish we were here? Yeah, crab empanada and a Beagle brewski.

Tierra del Fuego Nat Park
Tierra del Fuego Nat Park
Credit: Reilly

That's as close as I'm gonna get to a real brew for another week.
Well, that's not quite accurate. I can open the reefer and look at 'em. :-(
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:33pm PT
1. I am drunk on pain killers (some hospital brand + 1 oxycodone)
2. Largo is a n00b and can't climb sh!t
3. Can't climb 'coz I had surgery today (I know, LAME)
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:35pm PT
Mr Drool, I feel yer pain. That's why I can't partake. Although I'm not
in pain as you are.
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:41pm PT
I have never hidden my identity
My name: Craig Fry
Costa Mesa, CA
54 years old, married, one child
Air Pollution Environmental Engineer now
Biologist by education

and here is a picture of me climbing, that was included in my Southern California Bouldering Guide, 1995ish
Credit: Dr. F.
definitely Not dickless
MisterE

Social climber
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:43pm PT
Rules:

1. Your current consumption

2. At least one inflammatory comment **

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.

On my second margarita

POLITARD FUKKING SUCK - GET A LIFE, LOOSERS!!1113

I get off work at 5PM and it's dark, and I don't like any of the gyms within 50 miles of where I live, so I am drinkin' and postin'.

*HIC*
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:43pm PT
tx.

I'm gonna need a LOT of beer to catch up with all those Fridays I missed!
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:55pm PT
Everyone hates what I drink, until they try it

It's loaded with electrolytes!!!

I call it a JIB
Juice, Ice, Beer

which equals a heavy splash of OJ, lots of Ice, and Coors Lite!!!
Yummm

it takes 4 to get a buzz, and if you need quicker action, you go for a fortified JIB, which means a half shot or two of Vodka
Extra Yum

So far tonight, I had one fortified JIB, and 5 regulars, so I am stocking up on electrolytes for tomorrows action.
and the dog was smoking something
But I wake up super early, and hence go to bed early, so it all ends around 8.

Or as the Fish would say: Kool Aid
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:56pm PT
Moose drool, your ankle photo looks pretty good. Hope you heel up really quick.

I' m tempted to pour myself a glass of wine. The hesitation is that I don't want any more damn calories today.

Ok, I'm going for it.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:07pm PT
This is one of the few threads that I can usually keep up with.
I like your JIB's, Dr. F.
Pete, I'm amazed that you didn't know who Dr. F is.

Go big, PhylP! ;-)
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:30pm PT
I guess I better tear myself away from this riveting conversation and get a beer. Not just ANY beer, but my last Zonker stout. Needs a tequila chaser me thinks.
I'll be back, be funny would ya?

I'm back. The DEER route TR was great!

Now I HAVE to go weigh this cat I live with. He is huge.

20 pounds.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 30, 2012 - 09:52pm PT
First of all, thanks to Craig = Dr. F.

Kirk - the reason I didn't know is because I don't follow the political-type threads!

Frig, I'm pretty drunk now. Anyone got some nice tittie pix? [Smaller, not larger, please]

Anyone got an update on Largo's leg? What's with that???
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:54pm PT
google painted nudes
so many great painted ladies that are totally postable!!

I would do it, but my wife is looking over my shoulder
Sewellymon

climber
.....in a single wide......
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:59pm PT
It is with extreme trepidation that I enter the maw of this drunken tumult.

My drinking won’t start for a few hours yet, but it will start...... and finish with a wee bit of a Scotch buzz, I reckon

Wednesday night's wine
Wednesday night's wine
Credit: Sewellymon
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 30, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
Is that *YOU*?!

Holy frig, are you ever OLD?!!!!!1111111
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
I googled painted dudes and while not much there, and only one picture of neeked dudes, painted, I did find a link to a climbers blog;
http://southernadirondackclimber.blogspot.com
But of course his file sizes are so huge it is still loading.
And of course the only picture I got to see was of BOULDERING.

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