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hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:00pm PT
Where's the painted dudes?
Oh sh#t, did that say "nudes"? Always means female, huh?

I'm goin to bed.
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:02pm PT
There were some dudes
Sorry, someone else will have to post them

There are more revealing ones, I won't post them tonight, too timid
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:05pm PT
Dr. F??

May I be the first to accuse ewe of "drunk-thread-drift!!"


It's only a problem on sober-threads.



However the rules are being violated tonight!

Let us always come back to the rules for this thread in the first post!

**Rules:
1. Your current consumption.
2. At least one inflammatory comment
3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.**
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:17pm PT
Okay Okay, I'm on with a Hot Chocolate & Peppermint Schnapps, just like in the good ole' Mountain Room. Gonna take a lot of this to get drunk though.

Dr. F is welcome on this thread. Good to see old Doc Sprock back after hiatus and welcome Swellymon! Good to see you Jeff, now that we've climbed together. You look fabulous in that photo!

I'll be working all weekend but you can catch my drunk act tomorrow night at the Taix Restaurant in Silverlake at the AAC SW Section Dinner. I'll be the old fat guy in skinny jeans, v-neck t-shirt and fedora hat with scarf and a goofy grin and glassy eyes. Woo-hoo.
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:17pm PT
Fritz, it was a blast. Can't wait till it's warm enough to go back.

2 Zonker Stouts, didn't need the tequila
too tired to do anything else but sit here after being up most of last night mourning Fanny Mae being killed by the neighbors dog. (She was a large hen and very sweet)

What weer the rest of the rules?

An inflammatory remark or two

Werners a gay wanker for saying "homo" so much

and Jeremy is a sh#t head.


How's that? For not being able to keep my eyes open.


Good night!

ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:25pm PT
ahhh, early on a rainy friday night.

FINALLY in my comfies

As for what I'm imbibing:

a nice bit of herbal tea from my special glass pot...

more tea

gay boys give better head than straight girls (or lesbians for that matter) - I don't know if this is inflammatory, but surely at least 'heated'...heh!

It's raining, and I'm working this weekend, thus I venture to the internet for entertainment.

Suffer the horror!

Cheers

LS

ps - a nice Willit's Rye would sure be warming tonight...though it might battle with the 18yr Aberlour...mmmmmM!
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:26pm PT
crap I'm typing on a phone and I somehow just lost my whole post.
1 8 oz chard
2 COR in may 2013 or bust
3 i,m 3k away from the California sun!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:38pm PT
Phylp! RE your statement!

2 COR in may 2013 or bust

Stay in touch! Heidi and I would like to share COR with you.

You never know about how conditions will be at COR in May. Snow, cold, windy, or great.


OK! Observinging the rules!

Two mostly-gone bottles of Cab. and

Those that plan on visiting COR in May are from Egypt!

(They live in "de-Nile!")
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:45pm PT
Fritz I agree re COR in may, but I'm going to Italy mid June. If the End of may has a poor forecast, I,ll go start of july.
Sewellymon

climber
.....in a single wide......
Dec 1, 2012 - 12:04am PT
Inflammitory comment?

Pete- you are an easy target. Perhaps you should refrain from posting any more photos of you with your shirt off? The horror, the horror....
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 1, 2012 - 12:14am PT
1. Your current consumption.

A glass of red wine at a hoity-toity reception. (That makes two this week.)

2. At least one inflammatory comment.

Russ is a way homo Brit who keeps us in stitches.

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.**

It's pouring rain everywhere within at least 500 km of here, probably 1,000 km. But I may go to the gym on Saturday, between bake sales and stuff.
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Dec 1, 2012 - 12:26am PT
see?

I'm not the only one who thinks it's baking season...

mmmm pie, mmm cake!

mmmm...scones!

Cheers

LS
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 7, 2012 - 09:15pm PT
Hi Lady Scarlett. I am sure glad I am allergic only to shellfish, and not to booze!

So Jeff - no shirt, eh? Well, at least I don't post pictures of me with no pants on!

Welcome to Friday night. I am beginning with a glass of a rather fine Pinot Noir from [of all places] British Columbia. I hate to admit it, but Anders and his crew do a pretty good job with some of the varietals there. As well as the Foch, and nobody answered my trivia question about that one.

Not climbing this weekend, but did another great jazz gig last night on trombone and piano. There was no bass player, so I had to "walk the bass line" all night. One of the advantages of being a lefty, eh?

Heading back to Roppel Cave, Kentucky on Monday - found some great leads last time that I just can't wait til Christmas to explore and survey!
Captain...or Skully

climber
Dec 7, 2012 - 09:18pm PT
Could one put bacon in a scone? Hmmm.
Munchies? Perhaps. Knockin' back some stubby blacks(sessions). They're not bad, for Full Sail culls.
Spacepigs, asses, piss stained hacks(my favorite), and dick in the dirt lowlifes, all. I read it on the internet, so it MUST be so...;-)
shipoopoi

Big Wall climber
oakland
Dec 7, 2012 - 09:21pm PT
had 2 sierra nevada pale ales so far...or was it 3???? uh, oh. yo pete, i hate the slander sometimes, you were so fun on lost world, some people just don't get you, have fun exploring in kentucky, i'mm heading tho chile in ten days, ss
SCseagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz
Dec 7, 2012 - 09:23pm PT
Drunk with happiness...adopted a rescue dog, and went skiing for first time this season....now shrimp salad for dinner! Yeah

Susan
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 7, 2012 - 09:40pm PT
First! Re hossjulia's comment last Friday:



Fritz, it was a blast. Can't wait till it's warm enough to go back.

hossjulia! It was great climbing and camping with you at City of Rocks. Next year for sure!

OK!

Stroganoff and red wine night tonight, with some Zinfandel and Malbec.

90% of ST is boring and fuking frenzied the last few nights.

It was another big "clean-up" day on the ranchette, before the storms return this weekend.

Heidi & her "toy-tractor" loading wood on the "ranchette."
Heidi & her "toy-tractor" loading wood on the "ranchette."
Credit: Fritz
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 7, 2012 - 09:45pm PT
Hey there Steve-O,

Yeah, that was great fun for sure on Lost World. Man oh man, did you and Cory ever send Lurking Fear fast, that was great fun! Yeah, what can I say? Some people "get" us, and some people don't. I think they just need to get away from their computers and get out on the wall and hang out with us and see that we're just a couple of fun-loving wannabes, y'know? If you and Cory could hold off til I arrive in May, that would be awesome. Otherwise, have fun on that next pitch, eh?

Best of luck in Chile, eh? Are you gonna run up all three towers in one go again, or what?

Yeah, Kirk - "piss-stained hack" is pretty damn funny, and every time I see the words, I laugh even harder!

But my all-time favourite is when Conrad Wanker called me a Big Wall Parvenu! Was so glad to meet him and his family this past summer - what a fun and friendly bunch they are. And Conrad sure knows how to pour the beer, man!



Image unabashadly stolen from Paul Souza's Facebook page.

One Big Wall Parvenu and one Wanker

Holy frig - what a Hoser in that plaid jacket, eh? I look like Jean-Claude What-da-foque, non?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 7, 2012 - 09:46pm PT
Fritz, you gotta gud woman! Damn, a heavy equipment operator!
So I'm in training for my visit - the drinking training, you know, the
important stuff. I don't need to train to take on that gator - they're
easy money.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 7, 2012 - 10:04pm PT
Let us know what we need to do to prepare for your visit!

Climbing?
Credit: Fritz

Fishing?
Credit: Fritz
Tourism?
No gators allowed in the human pool.
No gators allowed in the human pool.
Credit: Fritz

Partying-----actually part of the above.
City of Rocks June 2012
City of Rocks June 2012
Credit: Fritz
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