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'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 8, 2010 - 08:27pm PT
Rules:

1. Your current consumption

2. At least one inflammatory comment **

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.

If I could offer any more suggestions, I would! But I can't.

So here we go:

1. One margarita a couple hours ago, and about 0.6 of a bottle of really nice Cali chardonnay, a nice 07 Gnarly Head. On an empty stomach.

2. Steve Grossman is a dickhead!

3. I have no life. I suck. But at least I'm going caving next week in Kentucky! And I'm watching Get Smart reruns, starring the late-great Don Adams, a fellow Hoser.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNext!


** Actually, you don't really have to include an inflammatory comment if you don't want to. This post is really more about having fun and being a bit silly.
Denise Umstot

climber
Princess of the El Cap Bridge!
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:33pm PT
1. Have not consumed anything.
2. Pete does sheep.
3. I just do this for the entertainment value :)
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:38pm PT
1. One tallboy

2. Westchrist is Fred Phelps disowned illegitimate spawn.

3. J Tree Tomorrow


'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 8, 2010 - 08:38pm PT
So, what would it take, Princess? DO TELL!

Denise is infuriating - she writes me from time to time to tell me how perfect the weather is down in San Diego!
Denise Umstot

climber
Princess of the El Cap Bridge!
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:41pm PT
Princess to you Pete!
Dr. F.

climber
So Cal
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:43pm PT
4bs already+

and the weather IS perfect

why would anyone not live in So Cal

but please don't move here, its too crowed already
except of course in my little sanctuary, no one is ever bothering me here!!!!!!!
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:44pm PT
1. 1/3 litre water, icy cold but no ice.

2. Supertopo needs more political threads; how else are we supposed to bond!?

Okay - How about a second chance.... I know who has Pass the Pitons Pete's crab!

3. I am drunk on life; it's been this way more than 13 years now. Why change? Why am I not doing something useful like driving to the crag? because I have no car, no partner and it's too cold to climb anywhere within driving distance!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:44pm PT
Okay, pass the Penis, is faced...
Matt

Trad climber
primordial soup
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:46pm PT
1) 1 anchorsteam
2) ...underaged, female sheep, who now are diseased underaged female sheep.
3) it's early yet, where i am.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:47pm PT
Good on you Happie....

Makers's Mark, 6 fingers so far.

Called a Euro a bad name

uhh...I'm stuck in town, climbing local.


Oh, and Wes may be climbing in my hood tomorrow....
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 8, 2010 - 08:48pm PT
Happie,

I read your other posts and applaud your sober-dom. Keep it up! I believe I am too cheap a drunk to become alcoholic, but acknowledge it as a possibility. You should get your ass up to the Gunks sometime, when the weather is mild. Choose a sunny morning cuz the crag faces east, and go practise aid climbing on a nice crackline. You'd be amazed what you can accomplish in the cold.

Edit: oooooh, Maker's Mark. Man, I love that stuff, but it's expensive, even in Kentucky. Far too good to mix with anything, gotta love that buttery taste, eh? If I had six fingers, I'd be passed out by now.

As for sheep, poor Eva has been punctured, and no longer retains her virginous pressure. She needs a bit of Seam-Grip or Plasti-Dip, after an immersion in the bathtub to find her leak.
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:49pm PT
ok.

i begun the night at the liars bench. no apostraphe. no possesion there.
its the last standing fukin bar in placerville's main street

met my wife and put a few back while swooning her.

drove home. paypaled a fellow supertopo'er for a new fish ledge.

my wife told me instead we should buy drywall and pay for my moving violation ticket.

so i promised her scrumptious sex many feet off the ground.

she consented. i bought. now i just have to put together... scrumptious sex many feet off the ground! sheesh.

oh.... rules.. here:

1. 4 beers and $$!&%

2. pass the pitons pete, i shudder at the thought of the jam between your toes on that umpteenth night amongst the stars..

edit:

3. "why" always scares me off pete cause i pack no answers. f*#k i sell somethin for nothing. my empty and so are my pockets they are THE void. why?........ purse my lips and whisper, "because im really a little boy inside"
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:49pm PT
Nice one, Matt, I just cracked an Anchor Steam Lager...good lager. You should come up to Castle and climb with me and Wes.
Slakkey

Big Wall climber
From Back to Big Wall Baby
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:50pm PT
1. I dont drink anymore but when I did I could really throw out some inflammatory comments

2. I can still throw out some inflammatory comments now and then.

3. The weather is so nice right here in San Diego why the hell go anywhere else right now. Beach 10 Minutes away J - Trree 2 1/2 hours away could leave in the morning if we wanted too. Could go mid week as well why the rush.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 8, 2010 - 08:55pm PT
Russ - I hate you and Denise equally! Living in San Diego, damn.

As for you, Norwegian - I just now noticed you live in Placerville. Are you aware that your wineries grow some of the finest barbera this side of the Eye-talian piedemonte? Damn, that stuff is good.

How's the snow in Heavenly these days?

R.B.

Trad climber
AZ-WA
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:05pm PT
1. One frosty glass of Mirror Pond Pale Ale (yummie)

2. Most Bloggers on this site are posers (meaning wussies!)

3. I would be doing something else but thinking about brew no. 2 on a Friday night, but what the heck, it's friggin raining anyways today, tomorrow ... and it won't be stopping until about July 5th! (guess where?)
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:09pm PT
Hey....Half a dozen Rolling Rocks.
You'd best chill, before I bite you & step on your Neck!
Poised for the AM jaunt up to BogusBasin, ridin' & slidin'.

Yowza.
grover

Trad climber
The Gar, BC.
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:16pm PT
Bottle of Chilean Cab-Sauv, twist-off cap for those who care.

I've pics of Pete doin sheep.

The crag is covered in shitty ice.

Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:18pm PT
I'm on my second Deschutes Brewery Seasonal Juble Ale but I'm holding off on my third and fourth till after Ellen's basketball practice at 7.

Pete, who started this thread, is all in all a nice guy but he is also pathetic life insurance scam artists douchbag who will occupy the last ring of hell along with contractors, real estate agents, car salesman and pedophiles.

How's that?
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:20pm PT
Cracking a glass of box wine

If your wife don't dig the ledge, I Will do you a deal, Norwegian!
apogee

climber
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:22pm PT
Did I get that right? Happi says PTPP has crabs?

Six fingers of MM, blue? Followed by an Anchor Steam? And you can still form sentences and type them? Man, you got tolerance....

Bummer about the GF, fattrad. That's a good reason to get sloppy drunk, then solo something extreme. Be sure to post a TR!
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:28pm PT
This - is a little odd. But I think some of you guys might just find it sort of intriguing....

Now, let it play for a bit; don't just dismiss it out of hand in the first half a minute....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNR74UCidBI&feature=player_embedded
paul roehl

Boulder climber
california
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:34pm PT
Without a doubt that was the best thing I've seen all day! Fembots?
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:35pm PT
the reports of intake are acceptable.

the slander, thus far mostly sucks!

come on crew! show some spunk!

heres how:

air stinks. sun burns. clouds veil. booze buries. gravity... shite there's nothin bad to say of gravity cause all of my pursuits depend upon her!.... eternity is a whore, and death is her hymen!

come now.
be play.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:36pm PT
1. Proper martini - gin with vermouth actually in the drink - the perfect buzz.
2. Ignoring male dog trying to screw the female in heat on the other side of the room.
3. Obsessing over adding details to my latest additions to MountainProject.com
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:38pm PT
Hmmmmm. Must not be drunk enough.
Oh, look a squirrel!
Denise Umstot

climber
Princess of the El Cap Bridge!
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:39pm PT
WTF...I can move like that can't you Happie! Incredible!
Daphne

Trad climber
Mill Valley, CA
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:40pm PT

Oh Happie! That drew me out of lurker mode. What a great clip. I hope nature drops in. Those guys are definitely yogini material.
(I'm not drinking cause I am on pain meds right now for my eye. Does vicodin count? I could take more than one. Hell, I might take more than one.)


edit: my inflammatory comment:

I think nattalia is a man. Why does everyone think he is a woman, couldn't his name stand for Nat Talia? I slander all who disagree with me!
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:41pm PT
Maybe some lettuce, even?






Yowza.
corniss chopper

Mountain climber
san jose, ca
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:43pm PT
One of the new suits at work has a still at home for making 'fuel'
for his car. Has a fed permit too. Says he can make enough to
cut his gas bill in half. Uses discount sugar from Costo and Walmart
and plastic buckets. Ingenuity at it best.
Mason

Trad climber
Yay Area
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:43pm PT
Rules:

1. Your current consumption

2. At least one inflammatory comment

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.

If I could offer any more suggestions, I would! But I can't.

So here we go:

1. One margarita a couple hours ago, and about 0.6 of a bottle of really nice Cali chardonnay, a nice 07 Gnarly Head. On an empty stomach.

2. Steve Grossman is a dickhead!

3. I have no life. I suck. But at least I'm going caving next week in Kentucky! And I'm watching Get Smart reruns, starring the late-great Don Adams, a fellow Hoser.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNext!

1. So far, one Sierra Nevada Hef! Garnished with an Orange! I know, fruity, but I was out of lemons.

2. Pate is a goddamn smartass! (We made up a while back, though, so big hugs, Pate!) (Post Thread review Edit: Bluering's a goddamn commie cop-out who flaked out last minute on the below mentioned ski trip!)

3. I'm waiting for Ezra to pick me up so we can drive to Tahoe and go snowboarding at Squaw Valley tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minerals

Social climber
The Deli
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:46pm PT
1. On Green Label #4 but don’t feel much yet…

2. Only lightweights get drunk.

3. I’m not drunk and I don’t climb rocks in the winter… just look at them. I’m also waiting on a geo job opportunity so that I can share ranks with them professionals but am having fun trying to share/educate my fellow Supertopians here at the Taco Stand in the mean time. Why not? Teaching is fun!!! And, there’s too much damn snow out in the desert so far this winter anyway!!! Aaacckkk!!!!


Now then… If I could only muster up a serious Tuolumne belch… :)
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:51pm PT
Don't any of you people work? Okay, the sun was over the yardarm in Pete's timezone a couple of hours ago, but you westcoasters that are already shitfaced by the time I'm just getting home? WTF is up with that?

Yer all a bunch of douchebag pansy liberal wankers who don't work. Especially Bluering, who (so I've heard) has sold out his conservative values and is going to move to Germany and lead anti-American demonstrations!

Is that insulting enough?

Give me a few minutes for the first beer to kick in, and I'll get the insult machine really cranked up.

And as to that first beer, it was the real McCoy, brewed right here, in this house, by me, and none of you are worthy of sharing it. It's too good for you, too strong for you, and entirely beyond your limited ability to appreciate.

(And, kidding aside, props to Terrie who wrestled the alcohol monkey off her back and is now standing proud.)

Edit: and as to the part about why I'm not driving to the crag... Do you have any conception of what a January rainstorm in Seattle means to local climbing? However, I'm flying to J-Tree in a week, so that must count for something.

Also, I should point out that since Rokjox (Lance something or other?) says I'm a total poseur, maybe my insults are kind of lame, in a limp-wristed sort of way.
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:59pm PT
I have a job. Can't really say I work, though.

Hmmmm.
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:04pm PT
1 glass of white wine
3 beers---- tomorrow is a ride with a pro cyclist who wore the yellow Jersey in Le Tour

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Lodi-CA/The-Bicycle-Cafe-Lodi-California/201155120968?ref=nf


edit just started number 4 Kids are watching Disney which rips my heart out.
salad

climber
Escondido
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:22pm PT


1. Your current consumption - 6th pale ale

2. At least one inflammatory comment - you dirty libs can rot in hell. no, you cant have my money.

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag. - the kids are going NUTS. they are sitting at the table eating frozen yogurt. i escaped to the office for a moment of 'sanity'.
MisterE

Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:30pm PT
1. Three beers in 3 hours and now coffee - it's going to be a long night!

2. Eat balls, Asseyes!

3. Going to company party at a bowling alley, and I have:

my *Official* Dude Bowling Shirt, Medina Sod's own "Art"

check

Nice straw poppy hat

check

Elvis sunglasses

check

flip flops

check

chalk ball

check

hottie in lime green polyester and white leather platforms

check.

Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:33pm PT
Yowza.

(Asseyes?) Double yowza.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:38pm PT
1. chamomile tea

2. leb is my illegitimate love child!

3. i'm looking to arrive at mt. woodson so out of shape i've got a legitimate excuse.
mark miller

Social climber
Reno
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:40pm PT
Pete I luv this thread....( sung to I luv this Bar) being an out of work construction worker in NV I've been hitting the Bud Lite ( I'm trying to lose a few lbs.) since 10am I'm getting a good workout just crushing the empty cases.... If the rain stop's around here we might be able to climb at the Loaf but it's a long drive.It's a little warm to really make the effort to attempt a Lee vining Ice trip so .....Drinking it is. God Bless and enjoy those Knasty cave's you crazy Canook.
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:44pm PT
i still say, as amater-of-fact agorgantly that my drink dial is the besttest.. i bought a portalege with saturated dreams of big mountain solos and conviced my wife to forego home projects and payments to the govn't all so i could feel like a man conquoring that pesky gawdforsaken unknown who... she beckons us brave cowards.... to come see abuse inherent in the system.... onwards... fair soldiers and soldierettes to the last farewell to her god.

plop. plank. stumble, trip. strip. tidy up. undo the knot. retie it. bleeeeeep.
mark miller

Social climber
Reno
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:46pm PT
I'll drink to that you "Wegian". Burp.......
Reeotch

Trad climber
Kayenta, AZ
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:46pm PT
1. Zilch, Nada, Nothing (I could sure use a beer and a bowl right now, though!)

2. Some of the vitriolic, arrogant, self-centered slander that was posted in response to natalia's thread (US on decay? a european view) makes me ashamed to be an american. What a bunch of spoiled idiots!

3. I'm not doing something more worthwhile (like having a bowl and a beer) because my girlfriend's grown kids are home (zonning out on the boob toob) and I'm supposed to be setting a good example.




























. . . HELP MR. WIZARD . . .
locker

Social climber
Pimpin' for "Crack Annie"
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:51pm PT
My Son and I JUST got back from Denver about an hour ago...

Driving ALL fuking DAY!!!...

I damn well "CUD" use a HUGE...

BOWL...

and come to THINK of it...

I SHALL partake...

MOMENTARILY...



;-)
Ottawa Doug

Social climber
Ottawa, Canada
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:52pm PT
1. Half a martini

2. I'm going to put a bolt right at the mantel on Nutcracker next time I'm in the valley.

3. I'm waiting to see the orthopdedic guy after getting my MRI so not getting any meaningful exercise right now.

P.S. Awesome idea for a thread Pete.

Happy New Year!
Reeotch

Trad climber
Kayenta, AZ
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:54pm PT
Damn you, locker!
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:55pm PT
Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drome"
locker

Social climber
Pimpin' for "Crack Annie"
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:57pm PT
"Damn you, locker!"...



I'll be THINKING of you when I...

BLAST...

hang on...

Be right back...








EDIT:


FUK...

"GUD" sh!t...


and I was THINKING of you when I HIT...




I THINK...



salad

climber
Escondido
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:04pm PT
starting 7th ale.

about to follow lockers lead on the bowl with wifey.

hot bath with reggae to follow.

and then, well who knows!!!


KIDS ARE IN BED PRAISE JAH!!!!

edit: oh sh#t nothing infammatory... bluey you fag! love the pinns!!
Reeotch

Trad climber
Kayenta, AZ
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:08pm PT
Thanks, locker.

I'm trying to channel it right now.

AAHhh, now that's better . . .


































I think I'll go get laid . . .
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:20pm PT
1. 3.5 ABombs from Steelhead Brewery...baking cookies

2. I hear the Nabisco Wall is a great nail-up

3. Wife's out of town, hip needs to be replaced , using haulbag as a laundry basket...baking cookies
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
bivied above you, maaaan
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:23pm PT
Yer not drunk yet, Rufus!
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:31pm PT
Exactly ½ bottle of red wine (Heidi and I are working on curing Holiday excess consumption) -----and a hot rum toddy when she wasn’t looking.

Last night on “high fructose corn syrup’s” tedious thread “Robots Robots Robots... That's What We Are.”

I make the crack about high-fructose corn syrup posting
from Wal-Mart Corp HQ. He hasn't posted again.

Wonder if I hurt his feelings, when he thought he was just being verbose and cool?

On the other hand----maybe he really did work for Wal-Mart.

Oh well---"If yah can't stand the heat"----yah shouldn't be posting about we’uns all being robots on the forum!

I am retired from winter climbing----other than onto barstools. It is 8 degrees F. out there, and I used up all my frozen-waterfall luck about 1983.

pc

climber
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:51pm PT
1. A couple middle fingers worth of Lagavulin 16
2. If it looks like a troll, smells like a troll, quacks like a troll, it's a fricken' troll. When am I going to learn!
3. 'Cause I'm making political hay here on the Taco drawing analogies out of compost.

pc
locker

Social climber
Pimpin' for "Crack Annie"
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:53pm PT
"I think I'll go get laid . . ."...



and UNFORTUNATLY...









































I'll JUST think about IT...


;-/
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
bivied above you, maaaan
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:56pm PT
Hey Fritz, Does that stuff freeze up much up the canyon?
Lotta water running over, from within, & all over those cliffs of yours.
Probably bad sketchy, huh?










Gettin' a bit there, now.

Hey, wait a minute. Trolls can QUACK, now?

Ho Man.
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:09am PT
hey there say...

well, if and when i drink... i'd take a scotch.... or--something...

well, tonight it's

1--a bunch of coffee...
2--i have a small blister on my heel from my snow boots...
seems the ol' sock slipped down a mite... :)
3--the critters are all sleeping, as it is FAR too cold in here, and they don't feel like talking.. so--here i am ...


*think i best go get more blankets and warm now, though...
god bless and good night all...
:)
R.B.

Trad climber
Ripped from Tuna
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:14am PT
1. 3.5 beers now
2. You all are a bunch of wanking pudmeisters!
3. It finally stopped raining and more is a coming!

Don't you all wish you were as flexible as the sisters
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
bivied above you, maaaan
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:24am PT
Been tooled before.
Felt like a baby seal. Arrrrgh.

Fine, then.
Have at it.




Maybe I'll go bake some cookies...................................................................................................................
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:26am PT
Skully: re frozen falls in the Snake River canyon. Drove to the "big city" today (Twin Falls). Lotsa stuff on the 500' deep walls there---maybe frozen sewer seeps;)

I think some people have climbed on them on occasion. I can walk you into a north-facing one on a 300' deep side canyon a few miles from here, mostly on a road.

Seriously though-----I used up a lot of luck ice climbing, and one day, I was driving an Alaskan friend up Little Cottonwood Canyon by SLC to go skiing. He saw some waterfalls, I was concentrating on crap roads and traffic, and he was chattering about how cool they looked and we should go climb on them.

Out of my subconscious comes: "I think I've used up my waterfall climbing luck."

Soon as I said it-----I went: "woooh----where did that come from." Then I realized my inner-self knew something I had not realized.

"I had used up my ice-climbing luck!"

Lots of rock since then, no ice.
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:28am PT
all of this love is sincere,
though i've taken on more years than i'm due.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:31am PT
I'm not DRUNK but,...

I'm not as think as you stoned I am!
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
bivied above you, maaaan
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:34am PT
It balances out, though, Chuck.
Mostly.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:09am PT
1. Your current consumption: None so far. Just got in from a shopping expedition, getting started.

2. At least one inflammatory comment: Steve G was hidden in one of the Wings of Steel haulbags.

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag: Not drunk yet. Going to Norway next week. Busy. +5 here and pouring rain. -20 in Oslo and beautiful snow and sun. Mountain weather. Bought a pile of stuff at MEC for my cousins today.

And, as you know, Norway is THE HOME OF THE TROLLS!!!666 So maybe I'll bring one home, or breed with one, or something like that. That would definitely top PTPP's lame-ass sheep. I mean, trolls hang out under bridges and eat goats, and probably sheeps too.
locker

Social climber
Pimpin' for "Crack Annie"
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:13am PT


"I'm not as think as you stoned I am!"...



I'll FIX that TOMORROW...

;-)
willie

Trad climber
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:14am PT
"No consumption yet, just got back from a shopping expedition"

Almost pissed my pants!
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:16am PT
1. Just getting off work and now on my second glass of Nippazzano Chianti Classico Riserva. Chewy. Lush.

2.You're all a bunch of pucking fosers.

3. Working till I drop.
locker

Social climber
Pimpin' for "Crack Annie"
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:23am PT


"2.You're all a bunch of pucking fosers."...










































photo not found
Missing photo ID#140750
...


Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:27am PT
1 - Have had none in 4 days and as any DWARF will tell you, - I'm not Happy.

2 - Hey Fatty, If I'm being tooled by a hot cop-chick and inadvertently Schwing some wood, who is the harasser and whom is the harassee ?

3 - You guys are all great to have around until the guests show up.
JOEY.F

Social climber
sebastopol
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:32am PT
Couple snorts of brandy,
Couple glasses of vino wheres the gdang comma, oh there it is,
Weege, used to deliver beer to the Liars Bench, is the shuffle board still operational?
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:39am PT
2.You're all a bunch of pucking fosers.

Ha! Wayne, you're so hopelessly working class. "Posers" indeed! Culturally sophisticated Americans like Rokjox show their erudition by calling us bozos "Poseurs"

Man, when he laid that lash on me, I was awestruck, and immediately capitulated to his superiority and had to admit that yes, there were fewer shitters in Yosemite now than there were in whenever the Golden Age was. I felt so ashamed. So... ordinary.

And what's that sh#t about Nippazzano Chianti Classico Riserva Are you, like, totally weird or something? Do you really drink stuff like that, or do you just look up wine names on the internet and then try to impress us? Real Americans like me enjoy something straight and normal like a bottle of '03 Louis Bernard Chateauneuf-du-Pape with our dinner of Provencal-style Moussaka.

D

Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:53am PT
Perhaps Canuckleheads should be called Hoseurs. Has a nice ring to it.
willie

Trad climber
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:13am PT
1. One pint Jameson. 3.5 sorta cool-looking camoflauge miller high-lifes given to me in a red and gold box of 24 by what's probly my last real client

2. World wide oil production reached it's peak. The money men saw this and pushed the price north of a benjamin. The world economy crashed. A falsly engineered recovery. The oil price rises as we speak. Which will crash the economy. Rinse and repeat.

3. 2 years ago I came loose on WI 5 (I know, I know). Busted up my talus. Part of it lost blood flow. Self employed - uninsurable. Now I hobble around trying to feed myself and loved ones while fending off the suits who want their money. No climbing for me tomorrow. But I've done more in 33 years than most see on tv in 50. At least I'm not stuck making shoes for 11 cents an hour. Or shorting my daughters future to make money today.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:26am PT
David, did du Pape smell like poop? It should. Lucky bastard. I had the Nipp. at work tonight. Ritchie was in a good mood. I offered to open a Molettiere Taurasi that i just got. He had to one-up me. "Save your stash" he said. That's one reason I love the guy.
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:43am PT
David, did du Pape smell like poop?

Alas, this was second-rate C-du-P and the nose wasn't properly barnyardy. Decent swill nonetheless.
willie

Trad climber
Jan 9, 2010 - 03:41am PT
well I guess I win via time zone. And good luck my monkey brothers, be good to your kin, and pray ffor snow
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 9, 2010 - 07:09am PT
nope joey. no shuffleboard at the liars bench.

just electronic dart and a HUGE tv and a few of those stupid little gambling video games. two of the speakers are blown so they just turn up the last one.

robert plant was making good of it though, that last and scratchy speaker.

captain you are right sir. you are right. it all levels out, just sometimes those seas are rough and dark with whales all about with those yellow eyes just looking at you without familiar emotions.

good morning all. off to do my chores.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 9, 2010 - 12:26pm PT
[Dr. Piton cracks open one eye. The afternoon sunlight is streaming in the window. He reaches blearily for his laptop, and a dozen empty beer cans clatter to the ground. He finds this thread and ....]

Holy frig! Nice work on this thread, lads. It just goes to show you - you spend eight hours photoshopping pics, uploading them, and writing a trip report here, and get maybe thirty replies. But you write something stupid, and everyone joins in.

Sheesh.
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:49pm PT
No hangover here. Working weekend ahead, so couldn't afford to dive so deeply into the bottle last night that I'd have trouble climbing out this morning.

Someday, if invited, you will taste Chateau Petrus with the DOA climbing crew.

Ah... A sort of simultaneous kick and kiss. An intimation that I might be lucky enough to sit at your table but at the same time a hint that I might not be worthy. Hmmm. Raises all sorts of questions, doesn't it? Foremost among them, Would I accept even if invited? (Well, okay, with Pomerol's best involved, I'd be sorely tempted)

But, sadly, this is a working weekend, so we'll have to pursue this later.
Slakkey

Big Wall climber
From Back to Big Wall Baby
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:52pm PT
LOL Pete, The Princess and I were commenting on just that 82 posts

We are off to the beach later today 11 foot surf 70s today
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:22pm PT
Pete---ain't it the sad truth---worse yet I did several of the posts.

Seemed fun at the time.
JOEY.F

Social climber
sebastopol
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:09pm PT
Hey, awake, yoga classs check.
At work now.
So there.
Forcast here is DREARY with continuing DREARY for days on end...
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:15pm PT
Hey Fattrad, I'll be your best buddy. I want in on the Petrus.
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:39pm PT
No hangover here but I went to bed at 9pm Just got back from a 40 mile bike ride. Time to hang with the kids.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 9, 2010 - 02:56pm PT
My fine wines are my kids. I'm going to go hang with the kids. Some parent I am. Put them in the dark and when they are old enough I consume them. Otherwise, I'm a nice guy.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 9, 2010 - 03:00pm PT
It's too bad I can't edit the title of the post. We could change it to the "Saturday Night Posting While Drunk Post!" Alas.

Wow, the beach. Dang. Must be nice living in San Diego!
MisterE

Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
Jan 9, 2010 - 08:02pm PT
WAKE UP ALL OF YOU ST'ERS WITH HANGOVERS


WAKE UP ASSHOLES


DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOU


WAKE UP



Man, The fuzz always hasslin' ya and bringin ya down!
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
Jan 27, 2010 - 03:43am PT
Starting this one early as I shall be doing climbing of some type somewhere on Friday thru Monday, with no time to post.


Cpt0bvi0u5

Trad climber
Merced CA
Jan 27, 2010 - 03:47am PT
Pete does it have to be Drunk or does baked count as well?
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Jan 27, 2010 - 04:21am PT
A Wedneynight, sorta lame, but, buy this, as a wordbite . .. . .

Dick Cheney now chupa me verga. You as#@&%e.


That now plays, as political ad hominem . . . . ..


We're kinda f*#ked.


The Republic is now in the death-throes - - - - Imperium rears its ugly head, and there's no stopping it.
willie

Trad climber
Jan 27, 2010 - 04:35am PT
Good one Mr. Tom!

Unfortunately for me...

1. Not a drop

2. Kindof already blew my wad on that one

3. Sobriety induced insomnia
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Jan 27, 2010 - 05:02am PT
Pete does it have to be Drunk or does baked count as well?

WTF? PTPP is not drunk, or baked . . . at least when I've seen him.

And I've seen him when when the Wall Stress would cause others (me) to drink up all the whiskey.



Don't say anything bad about PTPP, please.
R.B.

Trad climber
Land of the Lahar
May 28, 2010 - 11:34pm PT
Bump!

Buuurp ... love mi 12OC!
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
May 28, 2010 - 11:49pm PT
OMG!

I can't help myself!

Even if you don't agree.  This is true!
Even if you don't agree. This is true!
Credit: Fritz
R.B.

Trad climber
Land of the Lahar
May 28, 2010 - 11:51pm PT
Wow, the Car is hot ...

But it's right (95% of the time) that the car is cheaper than the hot chick!

Doesn't mean I don't like the .... CAR!
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
May 29, 2010 - 12:00am PT
It is start of a "bad weather" weekend.

Might as well have some fun;

You never know!  "Just because you are paranoid---doesn't mean there a...
You never know! "Just because you are paranoid---doesn't mean there are not wild animals waiting to attack you!"

An Idaho slogan!
Credit: Fritz
MisterE

Social climber
May 29, 2010 - 01:14am PT
iM t0O pRuNk 22 RiTE eNNItHInG wORFWIlE
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
May 29, 2010 - 02:20am PT
1. Pint Guinness + two small sips of Wild Turkey bourbon.
2. Warren Kanders is the world's biggest jerk for killing BD
3. Nobody in their right mind goes to the crag on Memorial Day weekend
R.B.

Trad climber
Land of the Mud Flow
Jun 18, 2010 - 10:16pm PT
It's Firday night ... you know what that means:

Buuuuuurrrrp!
Slakkey

Big Wall climber
From Back to Big Wall Baby
Jun 18, 2010 - 10:48pm PT
Where is Pete ?
F10

Trad climber
e350 / Bishop
Jun 18, 2010 - 11:06pm PT
Getting hit by a Torpedo now
MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Jun 18, 2010 - 11:15pm PT
*hic*

hossjulia

Social climber
Eastside
Jun 18, 2010 - 11:31pm PT
not drunk but pleasantly buzzed on saki at the Lodge Cafeteria, hearing tales of daring climbs by young men and women.
3-20 something gals just did Lurking Fear. that was a stoke, thier blog is here.

http://cirqueladies.wordpress.com/

I made them promise to post a trip report here and they have some feedback for cmac re; pitch lenghts.

An incredibly cute French (my bad, not French but Polish, he informs me early this morning. ;->) climber named Rober-t is poaching a bear box in my site. (Have no idea where he is sleeping, wish it was with me, hehe) I forgot what he and his friends have been up to, but it was impressive.
Oh yeah, 3 months ago he was buried in an avalanche in the Dolomites, passed out after 10 minutes, recoverd by dogs after 30. Lucky to be alive, he is. Tore his MCL too and just did some wall. Oh to be 20-something.

Met another young man who just got off a 30 hour push of The Nose with his buds. I met them while chastising them for their smoky fire and loud spray @ 10:30 pm while I was trying to sleep. (Grumpy old lady)

Flanders was kind enough to buy me dinner in the Mountain Room, then the next day he hauled my ass up the bottom 5.8 OW pitch of New Deviations (Diversions?) Damn, Valley 5.8 OW is H-A-R-D! Can't say I did much climbing, and have never been man handled up a route before, don't think I like it much. We were running out of daylight.

Oh yeah, the Lurking Fear gals free climbed up to 5.12 on this route. Yeah!

Time for a 6er and Friday night in C4 before I hitch back to TPR and get it open!

Cheers!
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Jun 18, 2010 - 11:58pm PT
At 5 tonight, a drywall Olympian who BOULDERS ! ! ! looked at me and asked when I last climbed and why I'm so out of shape.

He was the bigger Friday night drunk, yet 27. I stammered that it all started in 1978 and things were different - etc,etc.

The constant for weight gain, I pointed out was the drink... " You'll face fifty yourself".

Appropriately met with glazed eyes.......
Chief

climber
Jun 19, 2010 - 12:06am PT
One Kokanee tall boy and into my second Keith's India Pale Ale.

Jim Brennan is out of shape.
I'm out of shape.
Round is a shape.

I'm not drunk yet, got rained off my Smoke Bluff trail project and there's no better entertainment for the moment.

Cheers eh, you hosers.
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Jun 19, 2010 - 12:16am PT
'Snot rainin' in the Big Smoke down here in Van, boys :-D. Eight hours of freakin' coaching squirts doin' circus today and.........................


STICK A FORK IN ME ; I AM DONE !!!!


One glass of MERRIDALE "House" cider and the rest of the litre to go.


YESH :-D




Perry is rite; round is a shape. I've ALWAYS been round. Love that round thing giggle tee hee hee hee.............more CIDRE !!!!
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Jun 19, 2010 - 12:24am PT
Coaching ? Aren't squirts spontaneous, generally ?
Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Jun 19, 2010 - 12:32am PT
Not yet....:D Jess thinking about the adventures life can offer if one is brave enough to grab the rope, the rudder or the reins to the bit in the horses mouth. Guess one needs to just decide to live not thinking about how you can't because of what you cannot forsee. Just a thought on a Friday night as I prepare to grab a new life rope and see where the route leads.....Cheers, lynnie

Ps, I could use a bouldering pad, cheap :DD For the next adventure of course.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jun 19, 2010 - 12:34am PT

HossJulia

All I can say is wow!
I spent the day watching the US team get screwed, and
doing homework. Taking spanish is . . . hard.
G_Gnome

Trad climber
In the mountains... somewhere...
Jun 19, 2010 - 12:46am PT
WOW!!!!

And I thought my life was weird. It doesn't take much for you guys (and gals), eh? Most of a bottle of fine Pinot and I still know weird from not weird.

I am knot sure that I will ever visit THIS thread again.....
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Jun 19, 2010 - 01:18am PT
G Gnome, don't be LIGHT !

As for shapes, I've perused all my geometry books and they are silent as for the "Pear" shape......Bwah, hah.

F*#k, it's getting hard to pull a foot out of a mouth despite advances in first aid.
Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Jun 19, 2010 - 01:41am PT
All I would really Like To Do.....find some places here in San Diego where live bands play. Just love the musica....Suggestions welcome.

To many Tools out there to drink anymore, so I guess it's ok to have a glass .... a Toast....to the Taco in our homes where we are safe.

Cheers tonight to Yo. lynnie



Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jun 19, 2010 - 01:53am PT
Lynnie, it's also called, 'pulling the dragon's tail', no etoh required.
sit tight, and enjoy. I got no music Beta for down there, anyway.

Alt plan, fly up to SFO in the morning, I'll pick you up. We're meeting at PGSF @ 10:30. I'll give you a ride on the coolest overhanging gym crack of your life, you'll dig aetoo Muzikoo! I promise!
Chinchen

climber
Way out there....
Jun 19, 2010 - 02:19am PT
1. A margarita for lunch. Three Ranier beers a microbrew and two glasses of wine.

2. I call rollerbladers "fruitbooters".

3. Its too late to record music and my wife is asleep on the couch.

Check out my new song!
http://www.box.net/shared/8kelvd9b8r
Al_T.Tude

Trad climber
Monterey, CA
Jun 19, 2010 - 02:39am PT
1) One (so far)double shot of Chilled Grey Goose poured over concentrated lemon-lime Gatorade and Ice
>
2) Based on what I've been reading lately, I assumed all Super Tostada posts were made while drunk
>
3) Trying to avoid going under my buddy's Lake Tahoe cabin and chase squirrels away so that I can finish repairing the freeze damage to the irrigation pipes. Besides - all the climbs at Donner Summit are too hard for me.
Fletcher

Trad climber
not very much, recently.
Jun 19, 2010 - 02:44am PT
Shite, I forgot to git lickered up tonite. So instead of drunken incoherent posts, I'm left to lucid incoherent posts.

Hey, it's not too late... Got it! Time to dig out that Vin Santo and watch Weeds!

Hee hee!

Eric
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jun 19, 2010 - 02:48am PT
hey there say, hossjulia, wow,
as to this quote:
Oh yeah, 3 months ago he was buried in an avalanche in the Dolomites, passed out after 10 minutes, recoverd by dogs after 30. Lucky to be alive, he is. Tore his MCL too and just did some wall. Oh to be 20-something

wow, what a fortunate guy, to get through all that, after the sad tails, we have heard...


say, give flanders a big 'hey there' from ol' neebee, next time
you see him! :)

god bless...

no drink for me, tonight, i got grandkids coming tomorrow, at about noon, but say:
swished the ol' whiskey in my ol' broken tooth... :)


had a nice drink with my neighbors the other night... sadly, just about that time, a man across the street was found dead in his bed, by a young girl in the home---they were waking him up for supper, or something...

he had a bad history of either drugs, or something?
very sad for the young girl and family... :(


take care all, enjoy your loved ones...
:)
Karen

Trad climber
So Cal urban sprawl Hell
Jun 19, 2010 - 02:50am PT
Watching an absolutely horrible movie, about to turn it off, "Nine"....
it sucks badly. Someone tried to imitate-I think-Fellini and doing a piss poor job of it.
Penelope Cruz is in this flick but her beauty cannot save this lame film.

and yeah, musicals generally suck anyway, live one's not so bad but on film, yuck!

No alcohol for me, just in a cranky mood which adequetly substitutes for me to vent and miss-spell.

I glad they offed that murderer in Utah.

They need to punish the riff-raff that vandalized the area around Staples center after the Laker game, what a bunch of uncivilized hooligans, who looked like a bunch of gang banger types. LA cops couldn't seem to handle the situation too well, so next year call in the National guard and kick some a*s

Let's see, what else....time to go to bed, I'm done.

Flame on people.....

Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Seriously, Man, I didn't know she was Your sister.
Jun 19, 2010 - 06:37am PT
Haha!
I was burnt, went to bed early.
Ridin' the trails in the A of M. Woot!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 21, 2010 - 11:13pm PT
Actually, I wasn't drunk on Friday night, but I might be now.

 Two glasses of Toasted Head cab, working on the third

 I might not be on the wall, but I'm still in Yosemite. Ottawa Doug is a Cubicle Puke! Leo Govkowski is not only a Habeily, but might be a Big Wall Theorist, depending on how he makes out on his current solo of the Prow

 I've been down off the wall nearly a week, and my fingers and body are *still* sore! Heading for home tomorrow, see yous in September, eh?
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Jun 21, 2010 - 11:27pm PT
PTP Pete: Just celebrate being alive! You've done good dude!

Two glasses of Toasted Head cab

I like that "Toasted Head" cab -----and their Merlot.

Best Wishes!
Thorgon

Big Wall climber
Sedro Woolley, WA
Jun 21, 2010 - 11:29pm PT
Three PBR's and a Partridge in a Pear tree!!!



Thor
Wonder

climber
WA
Jun 22, 2010 - 05:41am PT
It's two am on tuesday and I dont give two show me tomorrows.
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jun 22, 2010 - 09:16am PT
i don't get clean.
i don't dine with flowers on the top table.

i sleep amonst tangled and creased sheets.

my floor tilts and the weeds grow up thru the cracks.
eyelids they are crusty and my lips cracked.

my teeth though are strong as the years of non-insurance instilled to me a dental discipline.

i drink alone on a tuesday morning.
on friday nights sometimes i sleep in the gutter, with my back propped up against the wheels of abandoned travels.

i am alone my absolute mentor.
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Aug 10, 2010 - 01:30am PT
who needs friday.
Wonder

climber
WA
Aug 10, 2010 - 01:50am PT
I'm with that ^^^. Heading out to pump concrete 7am. Cheers.

theres some sort ta synchronicity gonin on.
Leggs

Sport climber
California originally, Old Pueblo presently..
Aug 10, 2010 - 02:26am PT
4 Tecates in a bottle

Shocked Pate hasn't commented or insulted someone on this thread yet

Too busy searching for my dream house since getting engaged to drljefe, which we are now in the midst of moving into now...

Oh, and 1 orange/cream popsicle


FireIntheCity

Mountain climber
from t'Hate-haunted canyon of human despair
Aug 14, 2010 - 09:58pm PT
Shawns World banner animations are CREEPIN' ME OUT !

It's the eye contact



(oh, Sheit this is Saturday!)
Pate

Trad climber
Aug 14, 2010 - 11:00pm PT
Shocked Pate hasn't commented or insulted someone on this thread yet

I don't drink.

Insults and alcohol don't mix.

Plus, these are happy drunks.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Aug 14, 2010 - 11:05pm PT
It's Christmas tiiiiiiime......in the city.........!!!!!!


Santa gives and Santa takes away ! ! !
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Aug 14, 2010 - 11:23pm PT
Pate:

Re your assertion:
I don't drink.

Why are you on our thread?

Damn! I was looking forward to fishing, and then afterwards----drinking with you.

Maybe even, if you still do climbing-----climbing, and drinking afterwards with you.



noshoesnoshirt

climber
Arkansas, I suppose
Aug 14, 2010 - 11:37pm PT
Oh feck, is it Saturday already?
jstan

climber
Aug 15, 2010 - 12:22am PT
Under no circumstances would I be caught defending PTPP's honour. But really.

There is no way you could fit a sheep inside a Home Depot bucket.
Pate

Trad climber
Aug 15, 2010 - 12:41am PT
Why are you on our thread?

I'm living vicariously.

Fritz- we'll have an up the creek serious brookie adventure at some point. I'll be headed up to Ketchum to see a buddy of mine in the not too distant future. You gotta put me on some noses!

Yes, still climbing, just have to pull about 20 more pounds around than I used to.........

And you'll see, Pate sober is plenty, add alcohol, instant as#@&%e. Wait. I'm already an as#@&%e!
Watusi

Social climber
Newport, OR
Aug 15, 2010 - 01:59am PT
Mildly waxed...Saturday night, not Friday...But thought I'd give this a burp, I mean bump...:)
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Aug 15, 2010 - 02:07am PT
boo...
Wonder

climber
WA
Aug 15, 2010 - 02:57am PT
oh fuk did I miss friday
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Aug 16, 2010 - 02:16am PT
There is no way you could fit a sheep inside a Home Depot bucket.

Inflatable bachelor party sheep, and one can of expanding urethane foam (also from Home Depot).
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 3, 2010 - 08:32pm PT
1. Half a bottle of Aussie cab, which I picked up in Kentucky for five bucks. [FIVE BUCKS?!] Actually, it's not bad for five-buck wine.

2. Mark Huge-dong is a pathetic little wanker who gets uglier with every passing video. Not only that, he's such a short-ass he uses a CHEAT-STICK because he can't reach the placement!

2a. Captain Kirk hasn't been in Yosemite for so long he forgets how to climb. He says he has his eyes on El Cap - yeah, from the BRIDGE! That's the closest he'll get to the summit! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!

2b. Anders is a weenie for pointing out that I was sharing my beer mug at Facelift. We got the price down to under fifty cents a fill, incidentally.

3. I've got my airplane ticket booked [thanks, Dave!] and I'll be arriving in the Ditch on Sept 14, staying til around Oct 24. Hopefully a couple more routes on El Cap to bring it up to 42.

It appears as though I'll miss Facelift as I'll be on the wall CLIMBING [sorry Gretchen and Missy, the Beer Girls] so that wanker Anders can keep all his profits.

Changeover Time occurs three hours earlier in the eastern time zone!!

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-hA!!!!!!

NEXT.

[burp]
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Sep 3, 2010 - 08:35pm PT
^^^

1. Cheap bastard.

2. Which is it, weenie or wanker? Have you expertise in the latter? All those lonely nights on El Cap, 3,842 or whatever it is?

3. Think you can outrun me? I'll be there from the 18th - 3rd.

ps My best 10K was 38:40. I'm slower now, but have tactical advantages.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 3, 2010 - 08:43pm PT
Cheap is good. I pride myself on my dirtbaggedness.

Definitely a weenie to point it out on line. I don't think you're a wanker, but you might be.

I ran 9.6 K in something like 51 minutes last month, not really trying too hard. You look pretty much like an old fart to me, so I might be able to knock you off over 10km. But I guarantee you would not stand a chance against me over 100m - I would smoke your ancient lard-ass.

[That would be a horizontal 100m. The results would be even more embarrassing for you over a vertical 50m jugging. After my first wall - need to get fit - I could smoke most any young whippersnapper in 50m free-hanging jugging, with my frog + ankle cam setup]

Looking forward to drinkin' some with ya, mate. Even if you're a weenie. ;)
The Chef

climber
Topsfield Ma
Sep 3, 2010 - 08:57pm PT
1. 1/4 of a growler, so far.

2. New England! (nuf said)

3. Cause I just shipped my gear to San Fran. Come to the valley and watch me flail. Unlimited seating.

Joe.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 3, 2010 - 09:03pm PT
A growler! I know what that is, but only learned recently. Any of you Hosers know what a growler is? 1/4 is not very much, dude.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Sep 3, 2010 - 09:05pm PT
At one time, people said they had the growlies, to indicate that they were hungry.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 3, 2010 - 09:18pm PT
Maybe he's a cheap Date, Pete.
My, you're rowdy this eve, eh?







Not drunk(yet).
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 3, 2010 - 09:20pm PT
To arctic explorers a 'growler' was an ice floe the top of which was awash
and very hard to see. Carry on...
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 3, 2010 - 09:25pm PT
Growler! Two points off the port bow!
Yarrrr.
The Chef

climber
Topsfield Ma
Sep 3, 2010 - 09:30pm PT
1/4 of a growler is a pint, and I said so far. Well now I've moved on to wine, cheese, salmon and bread with the future ex-wife.

I am a cheap date.

Joe.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 3, 2010 - 09:32pm PT
Most dirtbags are, in 1 way or another, Chef.
All good, right?
A tip O' the Natty to you, sir!
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Sep 3, 2010 - 09:34pm PT
1 - 2 Becks and 1/2 a bottle of Cab Sauv

2 - Coz's 80's mullet belongs in the Smithsonian

3 - I'm an inmate at an Edmonton truckers motel for a while and laundry waits for no one. I hope to drive back to some sweet smooth gray I spotted in the dusk on the fine limestone exiting North Jasper National Park on the way to work.
bmacd

climber
Relic Hominid
Sep 3, 2010 - 09:49pm PT
I've got a nice Tylenol #3 buzz on, maybe pop a couple diluaded at bedtime. Had my titanium rod removal surgery yesterday from left tibia. Went for the general anesthetic which was the right decision instead of a spinal.

Life is good, I feel great in spite of the pain ..... I'll be climbing in a few months or sooner hopefully

Cranked up my protien intake with whey powder a few weeks back and poof aches and pains gone. Added in a liquid multi-vitamin. I feel awesome ! Have a great weekend everyone !!

Bruce
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 3, 2010 - 09:52pm PT
Whoa!
Right on, BeeMacDee! Sounds pretty gnarly.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Sep 3, 2010 - 09:57pm PT
Brucey,

I hope the titanium has a secure place in your trophy room !

Take care and I hope you're ready for some more Sasquatch fun soon.

Jim
Jeremy

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
Sep 3, 2010 - 10:09pm PT
PETE YOU DRUNK CANADIAN BITCH!

SKULLY IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

Not drunk yet...just checking email!

:-)

SKULLY + JEREMY + GAGner = an EL CAP BEAT DOWN!

BTW, I talk all this crap as I stare at my WAY BAD sprained ankle in it's cute black boot! Should be better by October I hope...

Tick tock BITCHES!!!!!!

Just poured glass of wine...as I have NO NATTY LIGHT!

WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!


Jeremy
rrider

climber
Mckinleyville, Ca
Sep 3, 2010 - 10:41pm PT
not sure i'm in the vibe of this thread, but here's some entertainment I found; even if its circa '06. Maybe should've put this on the anti-republican thread, but if you're drunk, you might enjoy this. I like it sober even. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk3Nyzrf21A

sure, its a bit juvenile, but...
The Chef

climber
Topsfield Ma
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:13pm PT
Alright, I'm four drinks in now and fairly lightweight.

Danna01; are you a trolly douche, or trying to be funny.

Bruce,
I busted my tib bout a year and a half ago. I couldn't believe how fuc*in bad bustin that one little bone hurt. I been hit by cars, flown off my bike into rocks, been bit in the face by dogs (60 stiches). But breakin bones really hurts man. Heal well dude.

When I come out west, should I call people 'brah', or is that like our version of 'pahk the cah in the havid yahd'?

Joe.
bmacd

climber
Relic Hominid
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:19pm PT
Chef what really blows with this tib break is that it was done to me by a gang of kids in an upscale West Vancouver shopping mall late at night 3 years ago. about 8 or 9 twenty something year olds held me down while one gave me a kung fu kick. Tib broke clean in half, smashed into fib - the description of the fib was called "cornflaked", about 50 pieces of bone.
The Chef

climber
Topsfield Ma
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:25pm PT
Fuc* my a*s and call me a bi*tch.

DUDE!, what is wrong with people. Well while I don't think I'll make a 100% recovery. I'm as strong as I ever was, I just hurt more often. If you give it the time it needs, the body will heal.

Joe.
salad

climber
Escondido
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:25pm PT
im on my third hansens soda. switching to ghey ass herbal tea once it cools down a bit.
bmacd

climber
Relic Hominid
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:41pm PT
another pair of T3's down the hatch
hmmm the pill bottle sez "do not consume alcohol while taking this medication"

dangit, sounds like it be a killer buzz, I'd better play safe and let Jimmmy Brennan do all the drinking tonight

edit for : negative kudos homosaladtastics weak sauce attempts at de bauchery
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:43pm PT
Hey, SaladMan......Wrong thread, maaaaaaan.
Yer knot drunk.
Dig it....3 M Jim.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:44pm PT
Bruce, ya gimpy hoser, holler if you need help with anything. I'm not far away, nor is Tami.
bmacd

climber
Relic Hominid
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:48pm PT
Anders thanks bro, I am currently holed up at a 5 star accommodation and treatment program with my extraterrestrial genetic programmers
Wonder

climber
WA
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:48pm PT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsZ1SagUPb4&feature=player_embedded#!

Bought the box of wine tonight - seems like a go - hope it makes it through the long weekend - not!
locker

Social climber
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:52pm PT

"Bought the box of wine tonight"...




A BOX(???) of Wine...


Right there you KNOW it's going to be a QUALITY evening...







































photo not found
Missing photo ID#168967
...




;-)



Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 3, 2010 - 11:53pm PT
That's some funny shizz, Wonder.
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Sep 4, 2010 - 12:13am PT
This is a great, ongoing thread.

Thanks, PTPP, you hoser, and great friend, for coming up with this one.


Beck's 710ml is my opening move.


LATE FRIDAY EDIT:

[Ed. Note - He is now seriously into the hillbilly moonshine, the sort you proof test by shaking a bottle, and watching the bead]



AMMON IS A GREAT GUY TO WING-SUIT OFF EL CAPITAN. A GOD AMONG MEN, HE IS.


Ammon might be a teeny bit at fault, for not playing that one a bit more smoothly - - - no rangers.


Hey, hey, Boo-Boo. Here comes Mr. Ranger. Lure him off down river, down near the Cookie Cliff, so that your friend Yogi can base jump off El Capitan.



What the LEOs don't seem to understand is, it's all in good fun. And 98.6% of the time, nobody even gets a scratch.
adam d

climber
Sep 4, 2010 - 12:26am PT
in trying to recreate a cocktail I had in the city I crafted this...

from the garden: 2 kafir lime leaves, mint, lemon verbena muddled in the shaker, 2 slices of cucumber.

a little mint infused simple syrup

1 part cucumber water (made with Pellegrino for extra credit).

2 parts Hendricks

Juice of 1 lime

Shake. Add ice. Shake again.

Pour. Finish with a bit of club soda or Pellegrino. Toss in a slice of cucumber.

serve doubles to 2.

Too metro? Whatever, it's amazing.
bmacd

climber
Relic Hominid
Sep 4, 2010 - 12:38am PT
Bruce, ya gimpy hoser, holler if you need help with anything. I'm not far away, nor is Tami.


Tami could you wear your nurses outfit for me tonight ? I'm sending an ambulance over to pick you up in five minutes ....
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Sep 4, 2010 - 12:42am PT
"Nurse Tami"

Bwahahahaha!
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Sep 4, 2010 - 01:39am PT
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright. We're ready with the neoprene suits, or is that nomex , firehoses, thigh-highs, rayon surf shirts, packing tape, soda straws, velcro ( both hooks & fur ), clown noses , wigs and shoes ( especially shoes ), blow up sheep, rubber truncheons, pool noodles, fairy wings, sketch book, toothpaste, feather dusters (in neon pink with sparkles...........lots of sparkles ) , T3's ( d'oh ), anti-vom meds, liquor and, well.........of course.........I won't mention it. No I wont.
Mention it.
At all.....


:-D


Let the whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance ARRRIVE !!!!!!!!



WHoooOOoooOO eeeeEEeeeeEEE !!!!!!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 4, 2010 - 01:40am PT
^^^ Looks like somebody been hitten' the choklit tonight
All sugared up!
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Sep 4, 2010 - 01:42am PT
Tami, don't forget the respirators. There's a nice photo of one on the Camp VI cleanup thread.
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Sep 4, 2010 - 01:44am PT
Woo hooo hoooooo!!!


< swingin from chandelier >


Respirators be damned we have BALL GAG


Okay so it'sa tennis ball & some bike inner tube. BUT IT WORKED ON THE CAT>.....................hey where did everybody go ?



bmacd

climber
Relic Hominid
Sep 4, 2010 - 02:26am PT
I am just about to switch it up to Dilluadeds again, the T3's wore offf just as the extraterrestials went back to their ship.

Oh wow my nurse is onsite, finally. Tami thats some waayy kinky action u got going on, let me get the video camera warmed up
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Sep 4, 2010 - 02:42am PT
I'll warn the cats there is somebody wanting some PUSSY :-D HAHAHAHAA
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 4, 2010 - 02:45am PT
Well, You'd Better.
Those cats could be in peril. Peril!

bmacd

climber
Relic Hominid
Sep 4, 2010 - 02:45am PT
I am so laid up at thys point in tyme pussy is not even a distant memory, its a higher dimension, obtainable only by those who can walk.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Sep 4, 2010 - 02:49am PT
zz top was pretty good tonight, a lot of drunken bitches at the bozo palace in mt view,
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 4, 2010 - 02:51am PT
PERIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chango

Trad climber
norcal
Sep 4, 2010 - 02:51am PT
Two Lagunita's IPA's and 3 Cl's in the hole...fully utilized by some inspiring Joe Strummer lyrics....

"Are you takin over...
or are you takin orders?
Are you goin backwards...
or are you goin forwards?"


White Riot
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Sep 4, 2010 - 03:11am PT
And Devo is doing a concert tomorrow in Squamish.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 4, 2010 - 03:22am PT
Dude! Devo weirdly rocks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JBeywtoqg&feature=related
Wonder

climber
WA
Sep 4, 2010 - 03:28am PT
BOB DYLAN tomorrow at bumpershoot
the box of wine rocks

edit: you think Harding would approve of wine in a box ?
Mimi

climber
Sep 4, 2010 - 03:30am PT
Ears rang for about three days after Devo at Grady Gammage. Great show. Big Mess was superb.

Saw Dylan first row in 79 at LSU. He was great.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Sep 4, 2010 - 03:32am PT
devo's latest album actually....kicks ass,

can i say that?

i get edited from time to time ya know,

Mimi

climber
Sep 4, 2010 - 03:34am PT
First Amendment man! You can say most things.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 4, 2010 - 03:41am PT
But some things ya can't say on air so ya gotta make like it's
educational for the kiddies...

Darwin workin' it!
Darwin workin' it!
Credit: My friend Lee Teitzy down under. No, really!

(this is totally not 'shopped' - the man is the bug master)
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Sep 4, 2010 - 03:53am PT
been there, done that,

'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 4, 2010 - 11:46am PT
Dang, you Western Hosers really took up the slack after this Eastern Boy fell asleep. However in ten days I shall be in the western time zone for a while, with all the cool kids.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Sep 10, 2010 - 07:06pm PT
Weekly bump.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Sep 10, 2010 - 07:30pm PT
I dunno, Anders is stating at 4, eh?
bmacd

climber
Relic Hominid
Sep 10, 2010 - 10:02pm PT
t-3 and counting ... gonna be an empty pill bottle 2nite
thats the last t3 down ze hatch, no refills for this cowboy
The Chef

climber
Topsfield Ma
Sep 10, 2010 - 10:06pm PT
1. working on my 2nd High Life.

2. here I come.

3. cause I'm going riding tomorrow.

Joe.
R.B.

Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
Sep 10, 2010 - 11:25pm PT
Ahhhh ... Beer!

Yes oh yes, Wahoo!
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 10, 2010 - 11:40pm PT
Well, Zee & Cade came over & royally kicked my ass at horseshoes.....Hey, at least they brought beer & shrubberies.
So here he is. He bein' me. Howdy.




How YOU doin'?
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Sep 10, 2010 - 11:42pm PT
cheers  <br/>
cheers

Credit: Wade Icey

a workin' man can dream
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Sep 10, 2010 - 11:45pm PT
Skully!

You've been holding out on me!


You have a horse-shoe pit??

Isn't that illegal within 1/2 mile of a LDS Temple?

I'll bring beer and let you win, next time I'm in the "big city of Boise."
guyman

Trad climber
Moorpark, CA.
Sep 10, 2010 - 11:54pm PT
Jox.... have fun.

Its friday, working on Sierra #5 woooo

climbin at 9 am with jan...
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Sep 11, 2010 - 01:15am PT
Actually, you're pathetic ALL the time, but who's countin'.
Nuff said.

We ride at dawn. If your Mom gets you up. or whatever.
guyman

Trad climber
Moorpark, CA.
Sep 11, 2010 - 01:19am PT
Roc... I think I have a year or two on ya, if I recall from C4 dayz....

I just keep after it.

GK
BooYah

Social climber
Ely, Nv
Sep 17, 2010 - 09:52pm PT
I've been known to get drunk, on occasion.
Post on them intardnets? Alright.
You all are pussing out! go big or stay home! Yes ma'am, I am a cowboy.
I can smile & say that.
bmacd

climber
Beautiful British Columbia
Sep 17, 2010 - 09:53pm PT
is it friday already ?
R.B.

Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
Sep 17, 2010 - 10:32pm PT
not drunk ... yet!

Can't we just get along?

mi gusta cerveza en grande ahorra!

Edit: What day of the week is it anyway?
R.B.

Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
Oct 8, 2010 - 11:29pm PT
TGIF ... burp!
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Oct 8, 2010 - 11:36pm PT
I gotta buzz goin'.....
Fritz

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Oct 8, 2010 - 11:42pm PT
Happy Friday! Dudes:

Sheridan Anderson Cartoon/
Sheridan Anderson Cartoon/
Credit: Sheridan Anderson
Pate

Trad climber
Oct 9, 2010 - 02:47am PT
not drunk.

But all fished out!
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Nov 12, 2010 - 10:52pm PT
Not quite drunk, but gainin'. Wish me luck!

MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Nov 12, 2010 - 10:57pm PT
so drucking funk I wanna do a wall with Weld_it!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 27, 2010 - 12:15am PT
Just a couple drinks along, and looking at ST during half-time of Bozo-state/Nevada football game.

Maybe all the people arguing on ST should get more-drunk and post here???



AC, Skipt all others??? Post up your fun-side drunk talk.

Edit: Bozo-State is fuked!

Sheridan Anderson, Off Belay Magazine 1973
Sheridan Anderson, Off Belay Magazine 1973
Credit: Fritz
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 27, 2010 - 12:53am PT
Geez, how about that? Thanks, Fritz, for bumping this old chestnut. Ended up with three glasses of chardonnay when my lightweight date passed out in exhaustion. Watching Ah-nold in Terminator.
klaus

Big Wall climber
San F*#kincisco
Nov 27, 2010 - 01:14am PT
if your hooker is passed out I guess you could rub that nasty crab WEE-Wee on your c*#k to get off like you do on the walls.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Nov 27, 2010 - 01:41am PT
Summit beers are the best.
Summit beers are the best.
Credit: The Larry
The Chef

climber
Topsfield Ma
Nov 30, 2010 - 09:08pm PT
Well, it's not friday, but I'm bored and drinkin so f*#k it.

working on my third DFH Festina Peche, gonna finish of my growler of CABC Pumpkin Stout, then gonna tear into the bottle of La Ferme Julien my wife is drinking.

I wish I were back in the valley... ...I can't believe I just said that. No what I really wish is that winter would get it's ass in gear and bring me snow & ice.

Uhh, the weather is supposed to suck. My trucks' about to sh#t the bed. Besides I need to get back on the bike, and Boston on a shitty day is a good day to drink & ride.

Anybody in the Boston area who wants to drag me up north and suffer together, hit me up.

Joe.
Gene

Social climber
Nov 30, 2010 - 10:10pm PT
[OT]
Way to go Wolfpack!!!!! The son of a very good friend played most of the game for Nevada. He's #44, a tight end. Recovered a team mate's fumble as well. Good job Zach!

Props to Boise for an incredible run.
[/OT]
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 3, 2010 - 11:15pm PT
Haha! Stinkin' Broncos. A surly bunch.
They had it comin'.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 3, 2010 - 11:30pm PT
Yah! Well, I'll tell you something else that's all fuked up!

LEB!

I am not/ever going onto one of her threads. Posting there is worse than trying to converse with an A.D.D. Satan, who is on Quaaludes.
dogtown

Trad climber
JackAssVille, Wyoming
Dec 3, 2010 - 11:34pm PT
Funny???
Go back to your cave. DT.
Moof

Big Wall climber
Orygun
Dec 3, 2010 - 11:38pm PT
1) to much. The costa rican waiters kept topping up my glass, maybe about bottle of red mystery wine?

2) The Canadian Assassin does sheep lathered in maPle syrup.

3) On a work trip, so at least the company is paying for the wine.
Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Dec 3, 2010 - 11:47pm PT
Enjoying some Brooklyn Brewery Black Chocolate Stout....on the company's tab!
It's only 10% alcohol.
Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Dec 4, 2010 - 12:42am PT
Now drinking a tasty Tommyknocker Cocoa Porter....yummy.
bmacd

Trad climber
100% Canadian
Dec 4, 2010 - 01:31am PT
I am still alcohol free since September 1st.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 4, 2010 - 01:49am PT
I'll have one for ya, Bruce.
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 4, 2010 - 02:01am PT
Friday Flaming 40's
Friday Flaming 40's
Credit: The Larry

Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 4, 2010 - 03:47am PT
hah! funniest thing i have seen on the net!

bully!

party on, whane!

squatch

Boulder climber
santa cruz, CA
Dec 4, 2010 - 05:45am PT
Credit: squatch
dogtown

Trad climber
JackAssVille, Wyoming
Dec 5, 2010 - 01:32am PT
Super- people,
Pete only posts when he is drunk, or displaying himself from a portable ledge on El Cap.
Unlike myself, my drunkest knows no boundaries.

DT.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 10, 2010 - 08:43pm PT
OK! It's time! I have to cook dinner first. We're making a wine Stroganoff. Gives me something to do while cooking.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields.
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Dec 10, 2010 - 08:52pm PT
Sounds like a good idea Fritz - time to uncork a bottle - maybe even cook up some kinda pasta to go with it!

-40ProofJello
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 10, 2010 - 08:55pm PT
no comment....it's ZFriday night, my bitches!!!!!

Haven't smoked any hippie-lettuce in a while though. Mwhhhaaaaaa!
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 10, 2010 - 09:43pm PT
Make sure you FESTIVE responsibly ! ! !

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2010 - 10:02pm PT
The Ghost of christmas, gassed.
Dr. F.

climber
So Cal
Dec 10, 2010 - 10:09pm PT
Credit: Norton.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 10, 2010 - 10:10pm PT
W was demonstrating his technique for spinnin' a basketball.
That's all.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 10, 2010 - 11:29pm PT
Heree's one fresh off the presses!

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=1342255&tn=0#msg1342266
TYeary

Social climber
State of decay
Dec 10, 2010 - 11:49pm PT
Three pints Heffenwisen and a bowl.
F*#king Goverment will not renew my passport, so I can't go to Peru.
I'm pissed off and, as the Brits say, just pissed, so what else should I do?
Cheers,
72hw

Trad climber
Pasadena, CA
Dec 10, 2010 - 11:55pm PT
2 screwdrivers, a pale ale, 2 shots of rum and 2 Natty Ice.

TYeary is a crybaby and needs to own up to the fact that the black helicopters are the reason he cannot get his visa renewed, not some above ground Government Bureaucracy!

Cause I gotta do science in the AM - but then plan to attend SanatCon 2010 here in LA to make up for the No CLimbing thing.

So there.

PS: TYeary sprays chemtrails around the campfire!

Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Dec 11, 2010 - 12:04am PT
Tony. That is terrible news! :-(

I'm headed for the fridge now.

EDIT- Ah, Bombay Gin in a frosty martini. Ronnie Elliot on the stereo.

We're just gonna have to find the right person to talk to and fix this passport mess.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Dec 11, 2010 - 12:21am PT
I'm a total failure at living up to this thread tonight, but....

Just thought I'd pass on my regards. I'll see what I can do
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 11, 2010 - 12:23am PT
I, remember, booze...
adam d

climber
Dec 11, 2010 - 12:29am PT
An Einhorn (SLO local) Hefe, a glass of Paso Cab at dinner (not to jammy, kinda good) and now a Oskar Blues Gordon Ale.

Next a Blanton's neat (best KY bourbon? certainly for the $$ it is)
socialclimber

Mountain climber
CA
Dec 11, 2010 - 12:39am PT
Sierra Pale Ale, Sierra Summerfest, and a pizza.. and I haven't left work yet! Happy Friday to all of you!

Charles
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 11, 2010 - 12:43am PT
Big pile of Houseys, couple games of horseshoes, & a fine bowl or two.
Gettin' there. yeah....
The Lisa

Trad climber
Da Bronx, NY
Dec 11, 2010 - 01:11am PT
Getting started a little late here in Vermont but I raise a toast to you all - bottle of Harviestoun Old Engine Oil. Nice Scottish black ale. Just carbo loading for the skiing tomorrow :)

Spider Savage I do like a gin martini - excellent choice.
bmacd

Trad climber
100% Canadian
Dec 11, 2010 - 01:24am PT
100 days alcohol free !!!
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Dec 11, 2010 - 01:28am PT
bmacd - congrats. don't look at this photo.
Credit: wade icey

bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 11, 2010 - 01:31am PT
bmacd, stay with it!!!!

sac

Trad climber
Sun Coast B.C.
Dec 11, 2010 - 01:36am PT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC3YDuds5Ac

Little... cocktail music...
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 11, 2010 - 02:24am PT
Meh, I'm doing a nice porter tonight.

Relaxing.......
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 17, 2010 - 09:33pm PT
Married man's night out!

Heidi is in Boise having pre-Christmas with her family, and due to business and cat-setting------I just couldn't go.





Darn!

Nice Zinfandel & Lamb shank for dinner at home, and maybe a little ST-surfing.

Amazing how nice peeps have been on ST for the last few days.

"Whatzz UP wid Dat???"
gf

climber
Dec 17, 2010 - 09:38pm PT
Fritz
I think we needed to recharge our spleens not to mention our livers!
Hey -i think i saw you posting up a year or so back about folks attending OR
-i will be there in jan, as always for last 20 yrs, so it might be fun to put a face to a name.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 17, 2010 - 09:53pm PT
- Pleasantly enjoying the turning of a project milestone after much toil in -20c temps with wind blown snow leaving a 30cm calling card for jest.

- Your shoes are on backwards .......... HAHA you looked !

- Super GS from Val Gardena on the silent box, Rolling Stones on the BLASTER and some Cotes du Rhone in the belly.....

Just following the rules.

Credit: Jim Brennan

(This is a few days before the pleasantly enjoying part)
ron gomez

Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
Dec 17, 2010 - 09:53pm PT
Can;t type rihgt whne I', m drinking! Seem to always hit the wrong key at the srong time and it take s too long to correoct it, so i keep just tiyping and phuck it!
{eace
gf

climber
Dec 17, 2010 - 10:01pm PT
jimmy-that looks real nice-oh and i'm drinking coffee -getting out of china with last weeks snowstorm has proved to be problematic
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 17, 2010 - 10:15pm PT
gf: Cool! I am indeed at winter Outdoor Retailer, with a relaxed schedule. I have mostly worked myself out of winter outdoor lines-----by intent.

Cline has a range of Zinfandels. Their Ancient Vines 2008: ain't bad for the price.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Dec 17, 2010 - 10:37pm PT
Posting dry this Friday. Too much Winter Bock last night at the Burbank Gordon Biersch.

Saving up my rationing credits for The Mountain Room on Monday & Tuesday night in the Valley. Heading up to enjoy the nice....rain.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 17, 2010 - 10:38pm PT
Natty's on the Barbie? Naw, I like Barbie just fine with Natty's on the side, thanks......;-)
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 17, 2010 - 10:41pm PT
I've been drinking a little...what the hell are you looking at punk?..care ta step outside...
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Dec 17, 2010 - 10:49pm PT
This thread is loaded with Idaho guys tonight.

I see donini was posting from Patagonia earlier today. I wonder what he had to drink tonight?
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 17, 2010 - 10:53pm PT
I hope the grace of the elements be with every one, as every one takes their shot at getting to the ones who matter beyond money.

You can believe in what-ever but faith in a positive result with winter is just simple survival. (not you Bruce)

Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 17, 2010 - 10:53pm PT
you got a problem with idaho ?..ha ha just kidding...idaho sucks...no med, mary jane..stupid mormons...I blame you utah..
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 17, 2010 - 10:56pm PT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk681TTujUo&feature=related
Whoop!

Sometimes there ain't much else to do. Dig it.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 17, 2010 - 10:58pm PT
Sir Loin,

We who have no Idaho, just a Magic 8 Ball, wish for a Potato, saying it's good to go.
bmacd

Trad climber
100% Canadian
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:03pm PT
Global connections alive tonight here I see with gf and Jim yakkin bout the weather. All is calm back here on the 'Shore boys, sunny but cold …. Just sent Randy home with a bunch of fresh scans of him and Croft in the '70's. Lots of Tami shots gonna hit the intardnet soon too
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:04pm PT
you just confused the sh#t outa me jim...???
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:04pm PT
No problem with Idaho at all. Because I don't live there any more. Just sent a nice selection of Trader Joe's wine to the family up there in Moo-cow tonight.
edejom

Boulder climber
Butte, America
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:08pm PT
Mmmm... booze pop (soda) :-)

Credit: edejom
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:11pm PT
Loin,

As long as you've truly lost weight VS. feeling hollow,the direction of your sh#t is irrelevant.
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:11pm PT
I would gladly trade all the mormons in idaho for one trader joes...I'll even throw in some guns ...and a potatoe for jim...a nice big russett
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:14pm PT
The day's not over yet.... A Russet would be a relief compared to what's brewing after the hotel buffet...
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:18pm PT
http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/1349820/Gear-Review-Oral-B-Toothbrush
photo not found
Missing photo ID#164633
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:21pm PT
I refuse to let the leb post be ahead of the drunk post..
ron gomez

Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:22pm PT
I da ho? Who do ho? Go poke a fello in pocatello. I got nuttin wrong wit Idaho!
Peace
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:28pm PT
you will never defeat the drunk post leb..not while I have wine...just take the mormons and leave...i'll throw in joxy as well ,but that's my final offer
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:28pm PT
I'll have whatever he's drinking.

Mormons are just fine folk. I'm always nice to the young fellers on missionary duty. Some day I plan to read that book, just for fun.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:29pm PT
Spider: Re your post tonight----
Posting dry this Friday. Too much Winter Bock last night at the Burbank Gordon Biersch.

What's Up with Dat??

You have Idaho links in your (probably-shallow----like any Idaho native) gene pool!

Have some "hair of the dog, what bit you" to cure the problem!!

Do the Idontno thing dude!
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:31pm PT
Fritz, I'm rationing. No drinks on M-Thurs.

Post that picture of my two uncles again.
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:34pm PT
I grew up in a very mormon family...Other than the fact that it all hinges on joe smith's word ,who is a charlatan...they are fine but misguided people...
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 17, 2010 - 11:36pm PT
Spider: It is a small world in Idaho. Jennie's brothers, your??? uncles, possible links to LEB's mis-spent past???

Good Idontno boys!

Welcome to Idaho------Now get the hell out of here!
Welcome to Idaho------Now get the hell out of here!
Credit: Fritz
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:00am PT
Gettin' there........
klk

Trad climber
cali
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:02am PT
I da ho?


heh

ron all up in the drunk thread.

Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:03am PT
skully did you give them that picture of us...that's from when we almost graduated from high school...
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:04am PT
Haha!
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:05am PT
I'm the good lookin one on the left...skully's so ugly..
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:06am PT
I bash my skull a little, it's true.
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:07am PT
I da no.......... both kindsavkute inna troglodicktyck way........show of hands fer hoo'zinto CAVE MEN!!!!!!


BRONTO SORE ASS!!!!!!!!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:09am PT
She's driving grown men to drink!
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:17am PT
hey there skully and all, you idaho folks...

say, don't know much about idaho... i have a good friend from the epilepsy website out there, though...

and--it was neat driving through part of the state, on a cross country trip once... heading toward glacier park area...

other than that, all else i know, is this:


on an episode of brisco country jr (years back),

fast-gun, johnny utah montana, was from IDAHO...

well, it was johnny cougar utah montana, but he dropped the 'couger' so as not to sound too pretentious... (so it was said)...







carry on...








say, did this knock you back to the top now... ;)


;)
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:19am PT
NeeBee, You are so very golden. Gracias.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:22am PT
Back in high school I used to buy epilepsy capsules from the college guys. Man! I got so tweaked on those things!
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:23am PT
did it help your epilepcy?
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:25am PT
Cragman, I almost spilled my glass of pinot noir all over my light-colored carpet. I'm still laughing so hard I can barely type...

-JelloIsFinished
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:25am PT
Neebee! We are on top---for once. Thank you!

So-----Sirloin & Skully own up to being Jennie's brothers, and Spider's Uncles.

LEB may have been their mother.

I must of had a girlfriend that dated some of those people in the past.

Yes!

It is a "small (genetically deficient) world" here in Idontno.

Welcome to Idaho------Now get the hell out of here!
Welcome to Idaho------Now get the hell out of here!
Credit: Fritz
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:25am PT
hey there skully! yep, here i am...

say, i actually was not drunk, but i just HAD to jump in and post--after all, at least i got the FRIDAY NIGHT part, down right.... ;)



course, i DID have some great warm mint tea...

and a shot of WHISKEY for my broken tooth...

:)



god bless to you all...
aw shucks, though,
i don't get to play here much tonight, i am on the tail-end of getting my christmas gift done! :)...
*started off like a rabbit (the ol' hare, remember?)... turned into the tortoise (through no fault of my own), but i am hoping to finish up as A WISE OL' OWL...

well, somehow (as i had to babysit, tonight, too)... oh my... :)



well, as i said, carry on :)... and good cheers, this happy supertopo eve, to all!
:)
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:27am PT
what you can't see in that pic.though is our enormously large cranks..well mine any way
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:32am PT
You weren't supposed to TELL anyone!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 18, 2010 - 12:44am PT
Why People from Idaho carry firearms???

It isn't just the wolves!

Be Prepared!
Be Prepared!
Credit: Fritz
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:01am PT
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets. Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.
And it's all the fault of the LEB, who luckily rarely plagues threads other than her own.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:04am PT
There is no LEB. It's all in yer mind.
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:07am PT
she seems like a paid political activist to me they troll sights and pimp their spew...it's true ain't it...I'd still do er...with your dick..
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:12am PT
It's gonna be alright joxy...sleep my child..sleeeep..
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:19am PT
if you can't sleep count sheep, good ol' Idaho sheep....


















































































being chased by Kaliphonia wolves.
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:21am PT
are there wolves in cali?would'nt they eat all the queers?
Thorgon

Big Wall climber
Sedro Woolley, WA
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:22am PT
Skully & Fritz,

I have had a few beers.. I was at a GIS meeting today and related a good ole "Idaho Story"! While working for the Weed Department in Bone Idaho, we had a farmer who was noncompliant for his Spotted Knapweed. We sent him an "enforcemnet letter" and showed up with the spray rig. He met us near the gate with a shotgun, at which point we had to call the sheriff. The farmer was restrained long enough for us to spray the noxious weeds and get out of Dodge!

Thor ;-)
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:23am PT
I wanna work for the Weed Department.
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:24am PT
that's right city slicker...you've sprayed now get the hell out of ideeho...
Thorgon

Big Wall climber
Sedro Woolley, WA
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:26am PT
;-) skully said....Weed...

Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:27am PT
Haha!


Gotcha! I'd do a bit.


Am without, presently. No sweat, nothing last forever.
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:35am PT
i'm afraid leb might...
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:37am PT
Nope. Remain steadfast. Always.


Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:38am PT
i'm afraid skully...hold me..
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:43am PT
whoooooo hooooooooo yeeee haaaaa
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 01:44am PT
You can't fool me, El Boracho.







You know NO fear.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 18, 2010 - 02:12am PT
Great fun - we haven't had a witch burning for ages.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 02:14am PT
Does she float on water?
John Moosie

climber
Beautiful California
Dec 18, 2010 - 02:19am PT
the thread started by she who must not be named is disappearing. Did someone drop a bucket of water?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1clgwabmPM
MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Dec 18, 2010 - 02:26am PT
Ok, I am getting a buzz now finally!

Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 18, 2010 - 09:27am PT
There are 2 ways of dealing with that leb thing. Do not engage, AT ALL, which is apparently difficult for some, or extra double overload.
It used to be, when one pulled posts, that a thread would sink like a stone. Must be pumice, these days. T'was a strategy, is all.
The community could very well be at stake.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 24, 2010 - 06:41pm PT
I received a mystery Christmas card today from Alaska. A mistake, I think, but interesting.

He looked Russian to us, and the deer will be yummy!    <br/>
Merry Christ...
He looked Russian to us, and the deer will be yummy!
Merry Christmas!
Todd & Sarah
Credit: RNC
corniss chopper

Mountain climber
san jose, ca
Dec 24, 2010 - 07:08pm PT
Loving winter! - contrails and snow in todays sat image of California.

http://rapidfire.sci.gsfc.nasa.gov/subsets/?project=aeronet&subset=Fresno.2010358.aqua.250m
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 24, 2010 - 07:16pm PT
Yeah, you can't be too sure about people wearing red suits.
rrider

climber
Mckinleyville, Ca
Dec 25, 2010 - 12:41am PT
Credit: rrider
Hey, its not just any old friday night drunk posting, eh!
MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Dec 25, 2010 - 12:52am PT
You bastards can't suck me in that easy

with your cheap alcohol subterfuge...

Doh! ;)
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Dec 25, 2010 - 12:59am PT
To the sweet guy who hides himself behind Mister E,

Merry Christmas, and what ever else is a bother, or matters, the only thing that is universal is Grace. So to you and every one who matters to you, all the best of life and luck.

Jim.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 25, 2010 - 01:42am PT
Runners get Weed in Idaho?
klaus

Big Wall climber
San F*#kincisco
Dec 25, 2010 - 01:45am PT
where's Cady Gay Sir Loin and the Skully?

Posers!
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Dec 25, 2010 - 01:54am PT
4 WAY

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/black-flag-drinking-and-driving/0ea889b07544411b0aac0ea889b07544411b0aac-280986714375?q=black+flag&FROM=LKVR5>1=LKVR5&FORM=LKVR14
Chris Cunningham

Trad climber
San Francisco
Dec 25, 2010 - 02:27am PT
Thanks for the Black Flag Bing link The Larry.
Two Sierra Torpedos...not enough to get drunk...I'll work on it.

Henry Rollins wrecked Black Flag and ushered in the death of punk, at least in LA; some time in the fall of 1979. Plus, I thought he was, and probably still is, some ego jacked, talentless jerk who attached himself to Black Flag and rode the original bands coattails. I was lucky enough to see the original lineup of Black Flag many times...they were great. I saw them twice after Henry joined...I remember thinking..."punk's dead".

Cuz it's gonna rain AGAIN tomorrow...now I'm drunk and mad at the weather Gods.
Offset

climber
seattle
Dec 25, 2010 - 05:14am PT
F#%k'N A!!
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Dec 25, 2010 - 09:05am PT
"Cady Gay Sir Loin".....LOL!
Cheers, Klaus. I was following Ben Franklin's advice. We'll just see how it pans out.
Lee Bow

Trad climber
wet island
Dec 25, 2010 - 06:55pm PT
1. Non stop since last night

2. Rap bolting can actually be fun.

3. My fractured family isn't and I'm missing Mr Hatten BAD

Nurgle, Nurgle, hnhhrr, burble...werzat cider go to?
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Dec 31, 2010 - 01:15am PT
Hey wadja up kln ouch1

Oh, crap, it's only Thursdya. Talk ta ya tomorrow.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 7, 2011 - 11:23pm PT
Christos!

Another week, or so sped by--------and here we are at Friday night!!




Beef Stroganoff for dinner----with just a little red wine.

W.C. Fields:
I like to cook with wine: sometimes I even put it in the food.
Damn this looks high

Trad climber
Temecula, CA
Jan 8, 2011 - 12:15am PT
1. One bottle of Belgian beer--Westmalle Tripel Ale. Good sh@t. High alcohol.

2. Climbers should climb instead of bitching about 'ethics' on here.

3. Oh, sh%t. I forgot number 3! F#$k. OK, bak to the...what?
Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Jan 8, 2011 - 12:50am PT
1) Not enough.....budget cutbacks = boxed wine = not enough.....:D

Note: I did have two, count it, TWO, (my first ever two,,,,did I say two ????) shots of tequila in Virginia City,NV over Christmas and taught my grandsons to dance at the Blood Bath Saloon. Does that count. hehehe.

2) Inflammatory Comment.....Locker, help me out.

3) Finally got an ASANA bouldering pad from Santa, maybe get it dirty this weekend. It's light enough even I can carry it. THANKS, Santa, lynnie
MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Jan 8, 2011 - 01:20am PT
Beef Stroganoff for dinner----with just a little red wine.

My version, beer stroganoff dint go so well, but the beer part can never fail from my way of drinking, I mean thinking...
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 14, 2011 - 07:37pm PT
Friday night fun bump!

Uploading milk.
Uploading milk.
Credit: Fritz
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 14, 2011 - 08:48pm PT
Dang. Fritz beat me to my own damn post!

1. 1.5 glasses of Penfold's Koonunga Hill cab-shiraz 08 - cheap but something like a 92 according to Wine Spectator

2. OK, so today the CRTC, Canada's governing body as to what goes on TV and the radio, banned the Dire Straights song "Money for nothin' and the chicks for free" because it contains the word "faggot" three times. Apparently this is was because of ONE SINGLE complaint. WTF is wrong with today's 'politically correct' society anyway? All I can say is, the CRTC is a bunch of faggots! [I love you anyway, Anastasia!] And anyone who disagrees with me is a faggot, and is not allowed on my portaledge! [Lez Zeppelin 4 excluded]

3. I ain't goin' climbing, I'm goin' skiing! Woo-hoo! The long-awaited, as in "ten years overdue", father-son-grandson trip to South Lake-Heavenly begins tomorrow. Anyone wanna join us for a day on the slopes next week? We've got a kick-ass timeshare so bring your bathing suit and bivi gear if interested. I'm gonna show you young whippersnappers a thing or two about what a 50-something old fart can do on a pair o' skinny skis!

BRING IT ON! I'm just gettin' started here. It's still early. My son hasn't even arrived yet. It might be painful in the morning, but too bad!

And as for 2. above, I *still* promise to kiss Steve Grossman's ass if he makes it to the top of P2 on the original start of Wings of Steel!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 14, 2011 - 09:02pm PT
Woohoo! Go PtPP! Enjoy that ski trip!

Always liked that Dire Straits song, and don't remember them singing about "faggots."



Just because you get lonely on bivys doesn't mean you're a "faggot."

Sheridan Anderson classic.
Sheridan Anderson classic.
Credit: Fritz
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 14, 2011 - 09:04pm PT
Oh my gosh, Fritz - that is one of my ALL TIME FAVOURITE cartoons from the old Mountain Mag! That, and the Inflatable Lead-A-Pitch climbing partner.

Too funny! What's yer real name, by the way?
stich

Trad climber
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Jan 14, 2011 - 09:24pm PT
Solamente dos cervezas, pero es possible to drink some mimosas with a bottle of crappy champagne from New Years.

OK, inflammatory remark. Hmmmm. I'm working on that.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 14, 2011 - 11:57pm PT
Pete: Email in to you. My name is a few places on ST-----but I'm not drunk enought to share it with drunks!

Heidi & I had dinner with a friend: nice bottle of Argentina Malbec. She is bored with a hobby-related web-site she frequents.

I assured her ST was more fun.

It usually is!!

William Nealy: Kayaks from Hell.   He did climbing cartoons too!
William Nealy: Kayaks from Hell. He did climbing cartoons too!
Credit: Fritz
WBraun

climber
Jan 14, 2011 - 11:59pm PT
LOL ^^^^ good stuff ...
Hankster

Social climber
Texas/Boulder
Jan 15, 2011 - 01:06am PT
This is what the typical Friday Night Drunk Poster looks like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_3Utmj4RPU&feature=rec-LGOUT-real_rn-2r-7-HM

Caylor
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Jan 15, 2011 - 01:38am PT
Hank,

Maybe they should drink some "Blu Goat".
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jan 15, 2011 - 01:40am PT
Credit: The Larry
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Jan 15, 2011 - 01:45am PT
Jim , GUFFAW, I thinnnnnnnnnnnk them goats are sportin' STIFFIES 'cept it's FULL BODY STIFFY.



Blu Goat. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuqqqqq. What idito thot thattttt up?


Snickker.
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Jan 15, 2011 - 01:50am PT
Nothin better for friday night sleeping by the side of the road in eastern Wyoming than Yukon Jack

Credit: StahlBro

Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Jan 21, 2011 - 05:42pm PT
Looking forward to the night!

A friend from Sardina recently gave me the drink recipe. You have this after you think you are done drinking for the night. (probably invented by a bartender)

It's called an "Ave Maria"

1 shot Mirto
1 shot Lemoncello
1 shot Grappa

(separately, in that order)

The first one is damn hard to find in the US. The 2nd are available at most Trader Joes.

Enjoy!
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Jan 21, 2011 - 07:31pm PT
we got wine, whiskey, women and guns
how can you afford to not be having any fun
if you got a gal, bring 'er
and we'll all have a humdinger

naked horseshoes without care
body surfing on a river of beer
all the neighbors are saying their prayers
we'll lift our glasses high in the air

we got wine, whiskey, women and guns
how can you afford to not be having any fun
if you're not a right-winger
then we'll all have a humdinger

--Old Crow Medicine Show, from the song Humdinger
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 21, 2011 - 07:49pm PT
Sitting here on the balcony in South Lake Tahoe after an amazing sunny week of skiing at Heavenly. Lots of sun and beer breaks today. My son Will and I were sitting in the sun with our shirts off, and the hotties were calling us Canadian Bakin'. Going home with a pretty darn good suntan from the waist up.

Heading out for karaoke later, not yet even close to drunk, but working on it.
Slakkey

Big Wall climber
From Back to Big Wall Baby
Jan 21, 2011 - 08:04pm PT
I am sure the residents of tahoe appreciate the advanced warning Pete
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jan 21, 2011 - 08:08pm PT
hey there say, all.... man oh man, i am sure glad this turned up tonight...

i had forgotten what day it was...

nice to know, too--being that i just MAY be babysitting tomorrow morning...


:)


happy wonderful supertopo friday eve, to you all...

:)

*just been drinking coffee, so far... j
though the critters have a had a good stiff drink of water, from a
pet-bowl... :)
Hankster

Social climber
Texas/Boulder
Jan 21, 2011 - 09:11pm PT
Giddy up!
photo not found
Missing photo ID#187572

Caylor
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Jan 21, 2011 - 09:24pm PT
^^^Hahahaha!!!1 That's a pretty heavy scene going on.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Jan 21, 2011 - 09:30pm PT
Life is for the living and if there's Hell to pay later, whom that gives a f*#k about it aren't worth the time !

R.B.

Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
Jan 21, 2011 - 09:53pm PT
Burp ... it's Friday?
Ricardo Cabeza

climber
All Over.
Jan 21, 2011 - 10:00pm PT
Eagle Rare, on the rocks.
Randall_C

Trad climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Jan 21, 2011 - 10:12pm PT
A little "straight edge" going on there, Hankster?

I am right there with ya...I had to give up the devil drink due to years of use and abuse.

Three observations regarding drinking:

1. I sure didn't enjoy myself when I had to control my intake.

2. When I did not have to control my intake, the results were always the same...blackout, hangover and maintenance drinking / hair of the dog the next day.

3. The next day sucked and the vicious circle continued...
MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Jan 21, 2011 - 10:15pm PT
* Hic* I am not ash dronk ash youse shink I am.

Lesh me shing youse a shong:

photo not found
Missing photo ID#187581
dogtown

Trad climber
JackAssVille, Wyoming
Jan 21, 2011 - 10:17pm PT
This is a cool tread Pete. Why? Because we both realize it’s not just us!


what fun! DT.
FeelioBabar

Trad climber
One drink ahead of my past.
Jan 21, 2011 - 10:30pm PT
three fingers of makers and a little bit of really good herb.....life is good!



.



Ricardo Cabeza

climber
All Over.
Jan 21, 2011 - 10:33pm PT
^^^^

Smart Man, You Are.
FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Jan 22, 2011 - 12:44am PT
Credit: FRUMY
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Jan 22, 2011 - 01:37am PT
The dude will abide by the three rules:

1) Three Sierra Nevada Torpedoes (you sank my battleship!) and a glass of wine.

2) Fervent hopes of copping some illicit whiffs off of LEB's pungent vadge is the only reason half of you codgers populate this cesspool.

3) I'm only posting here because I'm only spending time with my fam and maybe climbing in a gym tomorrow. Emphasis on maybe.

Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Jan 22, 2011 - 01:45am PT
No sipping the sauce here. :D Work at my new job manana....early. Then off to Josh for a couple days.

Well, maybe a little, just a glass of wine or .....hehehe. Cheers, lynnie
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 22, 2011 - 01:46am PT
A bottle of 2006 Macarico Macari Aglianico del Vulture. Oh yeah, this is good.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Jan 22, 2011 - 01:48am PT
Drink up, Lynne! Yo desrve it@
Anastasia

climber
hanging from a crimp and crying for my mama.
Jan 22, 2011 - 01:50am PT
Cheers Lynne,
I'm hitting the scotch since it's Bill's birthday. A little sip always does me in.
Love, Anastasia
adam d

climber
The Bears, CA
Jan 22, 2011 - 01:52am PT
Nice Wayno...I like a good Aglianico!

Not "drunk" but a Stone IPA at dinner, some shared pitchers of Sierra Celebration at the bar and a nightcap White Russian = not bothered by my tweaked knee from getting pounded from the top of the lip of a 7' wave straight to the bottom. Thought I lost teeth at the time...checked myself and paddled back out for more =) Rode a few more before (and endured a few hold downs) before realizing the knee was sore.
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Jan 22, 2011 - 01:53am PT
Credit: no problem
Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Jan 22, 2011 - 01:55am PT
Dang, Ana and Bluering just thinking of you both today and how much I have missed you....and little John. Come visit anytime. Love you Guys so much. The two of you early on so helped me get a life, a new life. Bluey and my first Thanksgiving at Josh and Ana and our adventures to The Nose Reunion and camping at my first Facelift.

Hugs to you both. lynnie
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 22, 2011 - 02:02am PT
The wine would be a bit much if I didn't have some food. Before I left work, I sauteed up some black trumpet mushrooms with hot Italian sausage and arugula and tossed it with some papardelle and a little marinara and butter. Arf.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Jan 22, 2011 - 02:04am PT
Hugs back to you, Lynne. Keep up whhat you do!!!

God bless the TacoStand. hang loose, and climb safe....
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jan 22, 2011 - 02:22am PT
Credit: The Larry
TYeary

Social climber
State of decay
Jan 22, 2011 - 02:55am PT
Credit: TYeary
Several Heffe's and the remains on the ground.
10b4me headed to Ouray to ice climb without me, A-hole.
So I'm here wasting a good buzz.
Damn.
TY
Captain...or Skully

climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Jan 22, 2011 - 09:01am PT
Loved your 'facedown in the creekbed' pic, Larry. WooHoo!!
Arrrggh.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 22, 2011 - 09:12am PT
A virgin bloody mary @ OR last night hit the spot!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2011 - 10:15pm PT
Gads, it's only Thursday night. And being a lightweight, I'm halfway there on half a bottle of Appelation Lodi - the Seven Deadly Zins. Don't laugh, it's great stuff, though slightly overpriced these days, even I [the consummate cheapskate] will spring for a bottle every now and then.

I'm saving the Amador County barbera, which I brought back from Heavenly last week, til Saturday night.

Driving my folks to Fort Lauderdale next week, where I shall be the third man in their cabin on the Holland America cruise ship. My net cost for two weeks of cruising? $139 US! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! And your POS Merrican Dollar is worth rather less than the Mighty Canadian Loonie!

What say you to that, Anders? And you other Merricans?
Captain...or Skully

climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Jan 27, 2011 - 10:20pm PT
Whatever. It's all good.
Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Jan 27, 2011 - 10:21pm PT
Where are you headed Piton Pete ? What are your ports of call ? I love travlin'....even cruise ships. lynne
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Jan 27, 2011 - 10:22pm PT
A virgin bloody mary @ OR last night hit the spot!

Jay, I never thought of you as a puss. I'm disappointed.

EDIT: I'll be in the Tampa area the week of the 7th of Feb....wanna fish?
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2011 - 11:16pm PT
Lynnie,

It starts in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. Stops at their leased little island in the Bahamas, Half Moon Cay. On to Curacao [never been] and Aruba [been there] then back to Florida. Turn around, return to Turks and Caicos [new for me] San Juan [been there, but cool] and St. Maarten [was just there in the fall, know all the shopping places, it's the Cheapest Booze in the World!] then back to Ft. Lauderdale via Bahamas Cay again.

Now on these cruise ships, they don't let you bring on your own booze, cuz they want you to buy their expensive over-priced stuff. They X-ray your bags at security on the way in, and they are getting wise to tequila in Gatorade bottles.

However the security guys on the cruise lines are usually from Nepal. So you start out with the folded hands Nameste! and work from there:

"Oh, you've been to Nepal?"

"No, but I'd love to go. I'm a climber. I'd love to climb Kangchenjunga. It's the third highest in the world, you know."

"Really, that mountain is right above my home town!"

"What a surprise, you must be from Kathmandu."

"How'd you ever guess?"

"Hey, um, I hope it's OK. I like to sample beers from the various ports. I hope you don't mind if I sneak a six-pack in from time to time...."

"No problem!"

Nameste!
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Jan 27, 2011 - 11:21pm PT
BrassNuts has been out of town. Tonight I'm on my third...sparkling water. :/
ron gomez

Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
Jan 28, 2011 - 12:23am PT
I'm on my tihur very strong wihte rusaian! Damn I gota work in the morningl/
Peace
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 28, 2011 - 12:46am PT
I have not been contributing to this great thread for a couple weeks.

However I am celebrating tonight!

I have forced myself to write down yet another
story of my outdoor misadventures for ST.

"BIG Water on the Bruneau."

Guess I have to------ once again do that toast:

Here's To Cheating Death!
Captain...or Skully

climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Jan 28, 2011 - 09:01am PT
Haha! Panties in a bunch?
It gets better......or ya adjust 'em.
Hankster

Social climber
Texas/Boulder
Jan 28, 2011 - 11:16am PT
Sorry Fritz.
photo not found
Missing photo ID#188709

Caylor
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jan 28, 2011 - 11:32am PT
Don't get too drunk Fritz.....remember, you're in training for COR in June.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 28, 2011 - 02:54pm PT
Uh Oh!

The thread appearence yesterday made me think it was Friday night.

Guess I'll have to celebrate tonight: by starting my annual ritual of going out and knocking off 50 pullups -------to warm up for climbing with Donini.

Damn!

Last year I had until August to get all 50 done.
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Jan 28, 2011 - 08:48pm PT
Tequila Sunrise night.


( Sparkle Farkle [R], and Charcoal Farkle )



eKat

climber
http://www.ecokath.com/
Jan 28, 2011 - 08:56pm PT
Look at those little goaties!
corniss chopper

climber
not my real name
Jan 28, 2011 - 09:21pm PT
Goats on trees are found mostly only in Morocco. The goats climb them
because they like to eat the fruit of the argan tree, which is similar to
an olive. Farmers actually follow the herds of goats as they move from
tree to tree. Not because it is so strange to see goats in trees and the
farmers like to point and stare, but because the fruit of the tree has a
nut inside, which the goats can't digest, so they spit it up or excrete
it which the farmers collect. The nut contains 1-3 kernels, which can be
ground to make argan oil used in cooking and cosmetics. This oil has been
collected by the people of the region for hundreds of years, but like
many wild and useful things these days, the argan tree is slowly
disappearing due to over-harvesting for the tree's wood and overgrazing
by goats.
http://www.eioba.com/a76497/7_incredible_natural_phenomena_youve_never_seen




eKat

climber
http://www.ecokath.com/
Jan 28, 2011 - 09:22pm PT
WhatInTheFrikkityFrack?

Goaties climbin' trees?

COOL!

TFPU!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 28, 2011 - 09:24pm PT
Get with it Fritz, I just did 28!
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Jan 28, 2011 - 09:24pm PT
Don't worry Fritz; I'm drinking enough Cabernet Sauvignon tonight for both of us. Now! get after those pullups! I'd do some too, but I'm too drunk from the great Cab!

See you in CoR!! I'll be in LOTS better shape in June than last August.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 28, 2011 - 10:26pm PT
Geez, only a single beer snuck into the movie theatre. I must be taking it easy ... so far.
Captain...or Skully

climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Jan 28, 2011 - 10:31pm PT
Goats have creepy eyes.



Yeah, I'm gettin' there.
Tallboys. & a bit o' bonus. Wrong thread for that. (woohoo!)
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 28, 2011 - 10:41pm PT
Jaybro: Re:
Get with it Fritz, I just did 28!

Christos! All at once??

I prefer to savor mine over days, weeks, or months.

I remember being distressed by seeing Donini knock off a set of 50 pullups on a pine tree branch, before coffee: after we all had celebrated cheating death, by drinking heavily, the night before.

He was still really young though: like only 54 or so, at the time.


Brokedown: I am looking forward to you being a "rope rocket."
Captain...or Skully

climber
leading the away team, but not in a red shirt!
Jan 28, 2011 - 10:46pm PT
Hey, Fritz, BrokeD, & Jim, Let me know when you'll be there, at the City. I'll put in an appearance for that. Who knows, just might get some climbings made, too, no?

(Needs more commas, huh?)
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 28, 2011 - 10:57pm PT
Skully: Looking forward to it.

I'll keep you in the loop.

The gathering is tenatively titled: Donini COR Pork-Rib/wine fest.

Ground rules---which I'm setting tonight, for all attending are:
No pets, babies, infants, or children.
Be fun.
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jan 28, 2011 - 11:00pm PT
hey there all, say... lets see if i can get all this straight without mixing it up and haveing to start over (and no, not from posting while drunk) :))

say, fritz... great to hear you did the write up...

and say, chaz, was it? neat goat pic and oranges... *i miss my south texas goats... though, texas grapefruits were much better than texas oranges...

and, say, corniss chopper... ohmy... neat goat-picture... you know, hard to believe about them goats... but--my goats in texas were clmbers like that... so i'd believe it... :)

oh, and of course, hey there, to ol' skully... :)

and to ol' ekat...

:)

and to all else, this is a busy thread right now...

*wow, i had my fill of coffee today... i just reckon i'll go get a shot of jager meister, left over from new year's on-sale,buy... :)
Hankster

Social climber
Texas/Boulder
Jan 28, 2011 - 11:06pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#188798

Caylor
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Jan 28, 2011 - 11:23pm PT
just remember that I'm a cheap drunk...all I need to do is sniff the cork (after emptying the bottle, of course!).

Fritz-I'm working outside and splitting firewood daily, using my trusty maul. I vowed to heat all winter long using just firewood. The weather got too bad a couple times, but so far so good. The wood isn't that good for BTU's so I need a lot of boxelder and cottonwood. Keeps me active, tho'.

It really helps the upper body and abdomen, in addition to strengthening the hands and forearms.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Jan 28, 2011 - 11:27pm PT
neebee!!

re:
i just reckon i'll go get a shot of jager meister, left over from new year's on-sale,buy... :)


Welcome. Have some fun!
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jan 29, 2011 - 01:35am PT
hey there say, fritz... ahhhh, a hearty welcome, it is...

only had a tad, of a nip,though... too many little projects going on...

:)

and--just finished chatting with a supertopo buddy, too, at the ol' facebook...

:)


well, got to test-out some potato soup, though, the ol' jager meister "seconds" is on hold now... :)


nite all...
have fun all, just do NOT drive...
:)
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jan 29, 2011 - 01:40am PT
hey there say, hankster...

"keep it up" you say, as you post that picture:

well...hmmm.... say... hmmm, how to know that perhaps he did not just
trip over five cats and a pup-dog, while he was
trying to make POTATOE soup... ?


oh no.. wait... hmmmm, OOOPs, wait, that is ME trying to do that,
not HIM... OOOOPS, very sorry, there, ol' hankster...

okay, i'm sorry... carry on, hankster...

i'll post my soup episode, photo,later, :))
*did not trip, after all... the critters MOVED CLEAN out of the way,
heading out to each-their-own rooom...
and the ol' pup dog went to sleep...

ahhhhhh, the ol' soup kithcen, is all mine now...

and--after that...

welllllllll, perhaps a good night eve, drink, then, at that...
:)




edit: say, brokendownclimber... wow,keep up the good woodchopping work...
my auntie (the one that died from falling through her frozen-iced pond, and my twin buddies's dad, still alive, are both folks that chopped wood into their 80's)...

makes one strong, too, so one does NOT get as easily tripped-up, by critters, when making potatoe soup... ;)
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Feb 5, 2011 - 12:13am PT
"It's a family tradition!"
Matt Thomsen

Big Wall climber
Kentucky
Feb 5, 2011 - 12:50am PT
Hank... Is that last picture of Donini? ha ha ha! Great Stuff!
Hankster

Social climber
Texas/Boulder
Feb 5, 2011 - 12:54am PT
Nope, this is!
photo not found
Missing photo ID#186206

Caylor
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Feb 5, 2011 - 01:22am PT
hey there say.... friday night's potato soup night, here, again... :)

can't upload a picture, dial up and uploads, for some reason are running way to slow... :(


*only potatoes and onions were "falling" though, and right into the pan...
no "folks" were harmed in the making of it, or the eating of it, :)


*drinks here, were only coffee, at this points... :))
and a bowl of doggie water, for the ol' pup dog...

well, carry on...
:
)

'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 7, 2011 - 05:03pm PT
Well, it isn't Friday night, and I've only had one beer. But I'm sitting outside an internet cafe on the lovely Caribbean island of Curacao, after a swell day of snorkelling.

They have all these warnings about not bringing any booze onto the ship, and that they will take it and give it back when you get off, so that you are obligated to buy their expensive stuff. But I made friends with the guys at the X-ray machine, and they have been letting me in no problem. So I picked up a 6'er of Venezuelan Polar beer, and another six of Presidente from the DR. My favourite is Caribe, maybe I can pick some up in Aruba tomorrow.

Having fun playing my trombone a bit with the jazz band, and "working" hard on my suntan. Made the karaoke final so we shall see what happens.....
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
Who'll stop the reign?
Feb 7, 2011 - 05:29pm PT
A cruise ship???

Lol.

DMT
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 7, 2011 - 05:41pm PT
No, it's a PIRATE ship! Yarrrr!!! Yo ho ho and a bottle of smuggled-on-board-duty-free rum.

Most of the wenches are in wheelchairs or walkers, but there might be a GILF or two here and there.....
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Feb 7, 2011 - 07:52pm PT
Does the "Pirate" ship have one of those indoor climbing wall thingies? 5.2? 9ft tall?
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 8, 2011 - 02:10pm PT
In Aruba today. Nope, no climbing wall on this ship, although I was on an Royal Caribbean ship a few years ago that actually had a really good wall! One of the guys had set up a decent route that kept me entertained, although I am the world's worst gym climber. Even more fun was their little wave pool thingy, with water jetted up a steep ramp at about 30 mph, down which you could boogie board and surf, pretty cool. They don't have one on this ship, however - I'm guessing it would be hard to ride in a wheelchair.

London broil and creme brulee were awesome last night - I'm down on Deck 1 [the cheap seats] so I am "punishing" myself by walking up ten stories every time.

Snuck in a half dozen Venezuelan Polar beers and a half dozen Curacao beers yesterday, right through the X-ray machine no problem. Of course, it could have something to do with how fast I grabbed my gym bag and ran upstairs. So I've got a dozen Aruba Balashis here for a similar run soon.

Dang, it's hot down here! Gotta be up in the 90's....
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Feb 9, 2011 - 12:17pm PT
Pete,

Gads, it's only Thursday night. And being a lightweight, I'm halfway there on half a bottle of Appelation Lodi - the Seven Deadly Zins. Don't laugh, it's great stuff, though slightly overpriced these days, even I [the consummate cheapskate] will spring for a bottle every now and then.

My buddy is one of the bothers that owns that winery, if you ski they just put out a powder ski with the 7-deadly Zins Logo. He one of the main people here that is pushing the Lodi Appellation. He is also the main sponsor of the local bicycle team. Climbing related because his son is getting to climbing.
The Lisa

Trad climber
Da Bronx, NY
Feb 12, 2011 - 12:57am PT
Hey it is Friday night, where is everyone? Ok, technically it is Saturday morning in VT. Just arrived so am enjoying a Brooklyn Brewery Black Chocolate Stout as a nightcap. Cannot beat 10% ABV to ensure a sound sleep :)
Actually, hopefully everyone is not posting while drunk because they are packing and prepping for a great day of climbing/skiing/whatever tomorrow.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Feb 12, 2011 - 01:30am PT
I have been celebrating!

A great week, and life is good.

I'm turning modern! I drilled anchor holes for bolts on our tiny crag-top this week. We've never had the guts to climb the overhanging section.

This year for sure!

Sport-crag! Woohoo!

Fritz, Heidi, Inukshuks, & Aliens.
Fritz, Heidi, Inukshuks, & Aliens.
Credit: Fritz

Hopefully: the Inukshuks & Aliens are cool with this Sports Climbing stuff.
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Feb 12, 2011 - 02:14am PT
The Lisa

Trad climber
Da Bronx, NY
Feb 12, 2011 - 09:48am PT
Wade, will this become a regular post? Photo of this week's beer and mug, with the previous weeks on the screen behind? That would build into a sort of fractal image.
There is a similar one somewhere on the net of a photo of a cat looking a the screen, which shows a photo of a cat looking at the screen, and on into infinity.

Nice choice of ale, by the way.
eKat

climber
http://www.ecokath.com/
Feb 12, 2011 - 09:50am PT
Go Dead GUY!

:-)

eKat
R.B.

Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
Feb 18, 2011 - 09:04pm PT
Friday again?! ... Burp!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Feb 18, 2011 - 09:13pm PT
Woohoo! I knew something was missing.

It was TFNPWDP time!

Back to winter in the S. Idaho desert.

Snow tonight.

I'm easing the "winter returns" pain with a "wee tot" of vin rouge.

It did hit 68 degrees on Weds.

Kinda felt like living in Cali.

I cavorted!
Fritz at 6:00 PM.  Starting to cool down.
Fritz at 6:00 PM. Starting to cool down.
Credit: Fritz
Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Feb 18, 2011 - 09:13pm PT
No R.B. you must be in a time warp.....it's still Friday and will remain Friday all day today. :D

Pouring Pouring Pouring rain rain rain.....perhaps a cup of hot saki is in order. Cheers
R.B.

Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
Feb 18, 2011 - 09:15pm PT
Friday night in Feb ... time to wax the skis!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Feb 18, 2011 - 09:29pm PT
Maybe one of the biggest nights ever for Aurora Borealis/Northern Lights.

Here's a link to a forecast site.
http://www.softservenews.com/Aurora.htm

If you get a break in the clouds: check out the sky.

A little night-time winter walk clears the drunk mind wonderfully!

(Or helps out the gene-pool).


Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Feb 18, 2011 - 10:21pm PT
Nice cavort.

Waxing the tele's for Sunday in the San Gabe's. I like to wax them with a neat glass of Maker's Mark.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Feb 18, 2011 - 11:08pm PT
Not drunk but posting to Fritz's good luck with the weather.

I found myself working on the outskirts of Calgary under bluebird skies with -25c temps, a wind chill of -30c and everyone laughing at anything that would cause blood to flow faster to the extremities today.

Here's to the SPIRIT of it all !
squishy

Mountain climber
sacramento
Feb 18, 2011 - 11:23pm PT
one bottle of 2 buck chuck down, thinking of opening another...those venturis really do the trick, making cheap wine taste much better...

http://www.vinturi.com/
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Feb 18, 2011 - 11:29pm PT
Squishy, climb with us @ PGSF tomorrow! practically next door to Sacto!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 19, 2011 - 01:54am PT
Well I'm no longer on the high seas but back on dry land, though knott completely dry with a leftover Caribe from San Juan or St. Maarten.
BooDawg

Social climber
Polynesian Paradise
Feb 19, 2011 - 02:42am PT
No alcohol consumed... yet...

This is my last Friday night in Hawaii for a couple of months; I come back in May for my daughter's graduation, but except for that month, I'll spending most of them in or near the Valley for the first time in 25+ years.

Worked hard today; sent another box to CA, including my slide scanner and several large boxes of slides, packed most of my S.W. and Hawaii slides into moisture-proof ammo boxes for storage here, set up my second garage sale in the last month, so that early tomorrow morning, strangers will be arriving at 6:30am instead of 8:00 to root thru my cool stuff that I'm parting with.

Next Thursday, I'm on a red-eye out of Kona to St. George for the weekend, then to CA, on the road again...

Can't think of anything inflammatory... If something comes, I'll post it up!
bmacd

Social climber
100% Canadian
Feb 19, 2011 - 08:28am PT
5.5 months and not a drop of booze. waist size was 40+ inches in august and today I just squeezed into a new pair of mountaineering pants at 34"

thank you supertopo for all the great inspiration !!

Party on Garth !!!!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Feb 19, 2011 - 11:17am PT
it'll be a year next month for me, definitely fitter.
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Feb 19, 2011 - 11:19am PT
Very cool to both BMACD and Jaybro. That is worth celebrating (with fizzy water of course).
Roxy

Trad climber
CA Central Coast
Feb 25, 2011 - 09:44pm PT
BUMP!

Captain...or Skully

climber
The Seas of Stone.
Feb 25, 2011 - 10:33pm PT
Howdy. Only a couple(several to many) housies. With associated party favors.
Yer All gonna Die!

Yarrrr.
hossjulia

Social climber
Eastside
Feb 25, 2011 - 10:39pm PT
Not drunk, just bored and posting too much. Maybe I should get drunk. Drunkin posting is funny, don't usually understand it (see example above)but it's funny anyway.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Feb 25, 2011 - 10:52pm PT
Good point. I wonder what a"housie" is?
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Feb 25, 2011 - 10:54pm PT
I related to this cartoon today.

This is a geriatric joke!  Let's not read any evolutional or biblical ...
This is a geriatric joke! Let's not read any evolutional or biblical meaning into this joke! Right!
Credit: Fritz

a geriatric joke: with no biblical implications.





Shared cooking a fine beef stoganoff tonight. You have to mix some red wine into it.

It would be a shame to let the remainder evaporate.
Captain...or Skully

climber
The Seas of Stone.
Feb 25, 2011 - 10:57pm PT
A housie refers to the "Tall Boy" Icehouse.
It's just another canned swill. Local vernacular, maybe.
Hankster

Social climber
Texas/Boulder
Feb 26, 2011 - 12:23am PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#192595

caylor
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Feb 26, 2011 - 12:28am PT
Hankster:

What??

You got a ST hard-on for this thread?



I don't post fine wines and the joy of drinking in the: "I've gone sober threads."

Lighten up!

It's Super Topo fun.
Captain...or Skully

climber
The Seas of Stone.
Feb 26, 2011 - 12:32am PT
Plus, THAT is an avoidable outcome, as long as you're not 17.









Mostly.
Hankster

Social climber
Texas/Boulder
Feb 26, 2011 - 02:05pm PT
I know its fun Fritz, if you knew the SLIGHTEST thing about me you'd know that. Chill out yourself goofy.

caylor
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Feb 26, 2011 - 07:20pm PT
hey there all, say, i missed friday night?

oh my, yes i did ... tonight is sat. night, coming on now...


well, here was friday night:


WELL now... when that ol' GNAWING feeling hits, drink MILK--just chimi...
WELL now... when that ol' GNAWING feeling hits, drink MILK--just chiming-in, from the ol' supper-table, to this ol' supertopo-tale...
Credit: neebee


:)



cats, oh my... they weasel in on everything...
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2011 - 08:08pm PT
Just cracked open a bottle of Amador County barbera, brought back from last month's ski trip to Heavenly. Good stuff!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 11, 2011 - 08:59pm PT
Woo-hoo! It's Friday, and it's three hours later than you Merricans in California. Pizza's on order, 3/4 of the way through a Jim Beam and ginger ale. If a certain blonde ever shows up, I might even get some pinot grigio and gewurztawatzit....

And I'm watching curling, only slightly Spaced out for now. It's the Tim Horton's Brier.

Some of you might know who Tim Horton was, but I bet there's not a Merrican who knows WTF the Brier is!
ontheedgeandscaredtodeath

Trad climber
San Francisco, Ca
Mar 11, 2011 - 09:42pm PT
On a train, enjoying some wine and looking forward to skiing tomorrow!
Oxymoron

Big Wall climber
total Disarray
Mar 11, 2011 - 09:46pm PT
Pass yer penads Pete or whatever, it's a better drunk if yer not boasting ALL the GD time. So yer a Trusty,...fine.
Just say yer having some GD wine, whydoncha. Quit with the wanking, already.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Mar 11, 2011 - 10:20pm PT
Jest having fun in Choss Creek on Friday night.

Heidi: winning----Angler's Inn, Choss Creek Idaho
Heidi: winning----Angler's Inn, Choss Creek Idaho
Credit: Fritz

Fritz!  Admiring Heidi's style.
Fritz! Admiring Heidi's style.
Credit: Fritz
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Mar 11, 2011 - 11:03pm PT
drive by hi...
Oxymoron

Big Wall climber
total Disarray
Mar 11, 2011 - 11:22pm PT
Fritz needs more MANLY duds. That Poor bastard.
murcy

Gym climber
sanfrancisco
Mar 11, 2011 - 11:43pm PT
http://whiskyreviews.blogspot.com/2010/11/160-mcafees-benchmark-bourbon.html
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 11, 2011 - 11:44pm PT
Wow, live action at the bar. Heidi's cute!

P.S. What's a Scotsman doin' drinkin' bourbon? Hey, this guy gets it. He even recognized that it's "whiskey" with an "e". No Merrican would even notice the difference between bourbon and Irish whiskey compared to Canadian and Scotch whisky.
Oxymoron

Big Wall climber
total Disarray
Mar 11, 2011 - 11:52pm PT
I'd risk it for a biscuit!
And yer a big wanker, pass the penile implants.
When yer drinkin', say what you like. Blame the liquor.
As they say, it's all good. They DO still say that, don't they?
I haven't asked THEM lately.
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Mar 11, 2011 - 11:52pm PT
hey there say, wow, peganmonkeyboy!!!!


drive by, "hey there, say" to you...
hope you are doing well...

god bless...
:)
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Mar 11, 2011 - 11:58pm PT
Oxymoron: re--
Fritz needs more MANLY duds. That Poor bastard.


The bar dress-code in Choss Creek is pretty loose. However: no-one complemented me on my vintage 1979 Patagonia Natural-Duck Shorts.

Yeh! Heidi is pretty cute. I married above myself.

As Lady Astor said: "All men do!"











Oxymoron

Big Wall climber
total Disarray
Mar 12, 2011 - 12:04am PT
Vintage just means "old" to some folk.
You're ok, probably. Maybe. Skeptisism is not a bad thing. I'm sure you're used to negative critisism being the norm...boys are ever wont to such things, yeah?
Relax, man...It's a joke. See ya in the Great Sawtooths sometime. Party on!
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Mar 12, 2011 - 12:15am PT
Oxymoron:

Re:
Relax, man...It's a joke. See ya in the Great Sawtooths sometime. Party on!


You's jest fine with me.



Doesn't rain much here in South Idontno.







Think "Dry Humour."


Fritz giving a "back-up-stand" for Heidi.
Fritz giving a "back-up-stand" for Heidi.
Credit: Fritz

MisterE

Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
Mar 12, 2011 - 01:09am PT
Hey! Got a beverage here!

photo not found
Missing photo ID#182697
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 12, 2011 - 01:10am PT
Hey Pagan!
Oxymoron

Big Wall climber
total Disarray
Mar 12, 2011 - 01:32am PT
Grokked.

R.B.

Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
Mar 18, 2011 - 11:26pm PT
B-e-l-c-h!
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Mar 19, 2011 - 01:21am PT
1/2 bottle of Kendall Jackson Chardonnay and Casablanca on the video. Sweet!
MisterE

Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
Mar 19, 2011 - 01:23am PT
Good thing it's only Fridays!
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Apr 1, 2011 - 09:44pm PT
I'm not drinking (yet), just getting the keg ready for y'all.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Apr 1, 2011 - 10:06pm PT
Jest got home from a weak in utah.

Boy am I thirsty!

The latest "make it harder to get a drink" scheme from the Mormon/Republican Utah legislature is to close a bunch of profitable state liquor stores in Utah.

Their State Liquor stores are the only places to buy take-home hard liquor, wine, or beer with more than 3.2% alcohol.
gf

climber
Apr 1, 2011 - 10:18pm PT
pretty fair spanish blend of reds -snacking on a little ham and cheese
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Apr 1, 2011 - 10:31pm PT
hey there all, say....

oh my... i am drunk of the goodness of digging the land, by shovel and turning it into a GARDEN patch in my yard... i am flying high, due to the love of my grandkids, as they were over here today, and we had our first campfire, and even roasted a bit of chicken!! i was able to buy it:
it was only 3.56 a rare and good find...

patty ann marie, the ol' pupdog, was out there with us, taking her choice seat on TOP of the round picnic table... oh my... what a center-piece...

and--there is just nothing as special as digging your last bit of hard turf OUT of the garden area, as to doing it while talking to a good friend from ENGLAND, as if she is there, helping you! :))


so then, best "in filling" of the day is done...

i just may have a small nip of whiskey later, not sure...

right now it is COFFEE!!! it matches the neat hard-working day out among the sasafras, maple and oak... :) *well, at least one maple somewhere, as i saw at least one of those leaves amoung the TONS of others (left in accumilation from years-upon-year, by the other folks that had lived here).....



wow, what a day.... *first day of spring break for the grankids, too...
:)
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Apr 3, 2011 - 03:39am PT
Not Friday night but I was riding my bike around town with my dog Slack and I stopped in for a beer at Frankie D's. Nothing but heavy metal playing(which I am a fan of). After I finished my drink I slid in a dollar and played a couple of Justin Bieber songs as I walked out the door. Hehe.

Captain...or Skully

climber
Idaho.
Apr 3, 2011 - 07:32am PT
Nice going. That'll take a bit of wind from their sails.
All in good fun, of course. Cheers!
photo not found
Missing photo ID#140666
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Apr 9, 2011 - 02:05am PT
Nothing but water tonight. My posts have been really dull.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 9, 2011 - 10:16am PT
Geez, I keep forgetting to post on Friday night! Enjoyed some Aussie chardonnay last night while watching the Canadian men's curling team beat the Scots.

I really love curling. It's one of those things that looks boring and uninteresting when you watch it, but is amazingly fun and challenging when you play it. Truly, it's one of those "don't knock it til you've tried it" things.

I joined a Sunday morning curling league this winter, and tomorrow is our last game. Great fun! And except for Sunday mornings, BEER and CURLING are inextricably linked.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 22, 2011 - 07:03pm PT
What?! No posts for two weeks? Shameful.

Starting out with a Cotes du Rhone. I'm not so fond of the French blends, it's pretty darn dry. I much prefer the South African Goats Do Roam. However, it's a reserve, and a gift, and it's doing the job.

Jammin' on 'bone and piano. Heading into Algonquin Park in a week for my annual eight-night canoeing and fishing trip.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Apr 22, 2011 - 07:08pm PT
The people desperate enough to ask for LEB back have clearly been posting while drunk all day long.
Q- Ball

Mountain climber
where the wind always blows
Apr 22, 2011 - 08:30pm PT
Keeping it simple with a wonderful reserve of Natural Light (bottles). Grilling some elk steaks and watching the sunset and scratching my head trying to identify extinct freshwater mussels. Living the good life! Hope all have a great weekend.
damo62

Social climber
Brisbane
Apr 22, 2011 - 08:35pm PT
Blackthorn Cider (and a puff of L.A. Woman).
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Apr 22, 2011 - 08:44pm PT
hey there say, all...

coffee.... watching the winter weather as the day now fades to night...
eating broth, turnip greens, carrots and rolled out home-flour-noodles...
as the critters are quite a sight...

being that:
the ol' critters however, DO, appear drunk, but-on-sleep...
must be the wintery-type-day we had, that keeps them from making a romping-peep... ;)


:)
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Apr 22, 2011 - 09:23pm PT
Toasting the joy of just being home with Heidi, with a Kenwood Merlot.

Got back today, with a mere 360 mile mountain drive, from a two-week road-trip product information/clinic trip: through Montana and North Idaho.

No snow today, but snowing during the last 6 days. A toast to no more snow this spring.

I've been home 24 hours in 3 weeks now, and leave at 6:30 AM tomorrow for an "event" I need to attend 90 miles away.

Another big toast to the the people I work with & sell to: who are mostly so damn nice, that I enjoy doing this sort of shist occasionaly.

Slurp-slurp-----yummie!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Apr 22, 2011 - 09:25pm PT
I'm still not drinking, but man, I know some souls who are going to be hitting the bottle tonight!
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Apr 23, 2011 - 01:51am PT
3 glasses of Gnarly Head Old Vine Zin, the best wine ever. Had to stock up at BevMo tonight on the way home. Last day of the sale. Picked up a gallon of Absolute for my summer martini pleasures. (Though I prefer a real martini made with gin and very dry vermouth, stirred very carefully.)

Welcome home Fritz - so you've been through Moo-cow I expect. I hope the Hyper-Spud is still doing well. I always try to patronize when I'm back home in the Shire.
R.B.

Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
Apr 23, 2011 - 01:54am PT
Is it Friday? Oh no, not again!
MisterE

Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
Apr 23, 2011 - 02:00am PT
Five hundred with the nice shots:



Woohoo! Beer chaser!
Mimi

climber
Apr 23, 2011 - 02:05am PT
Why, Jaybro?
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Apr 23, 2011 - 02:25am PT
hey there say, welcome home fritz!

god bless... :)


edit: oopps, forgot... had my shot of scotch, to salute the ol' thunderstorm... the good lord had it pass by, and no bad harm done here...


nite all...
:)

edit, yet AGAIN... say, TECHNIALLY huh, i reckon it is saturday now... ohmy, i missed friday night's technical aspect of this ol' post... :O
R.B.

Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
Apr 23, 2011 - 02:36am PT
Neebee, it was still Friday in the Pacific Time Zone, so you are OK!