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Captain...or Skully

climber
Nov 23, 2012 - 09:26pm PT
It's all good. I'm just being sarcastic. That's harder in text than in person. Hopin' for a redpoint, anyway.
Meh.
thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
Nov 23, 2012 - 09:51pm PT
Drank all the vodka. Moved on to beer and fried chicken.

Got me a delicious Okanagan Springs "Brewmaster" on the go now.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 23, 2012 - 10:03pm PT
Here you go!

Gas blast levels Mass. strip club; 18 people hurt

Sorry, but no news of blasted strippers or sinners.

It appears the club wasn't open at the time.

This may not be the: "vengeance of god."






Could it "jest" be a "headline-grabbing" accident?
http://hosted2.ap.org/APDEFAULT/3d281c11a96b4ad082fe88aa0db04305/Article_2012-11-23-Gas%20Explosion/id-76174968e7b34a6084069e0130497080
Silver

Gym climber
Nov 24, 2012 - 07:13am PT



Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal

Nov 23, 2012 - 06:48pm PT
Turns out that I am a Canadian Citizen by Canadian law!!!
All I have to do is request my Canadian Citizenship by mail, and pay a small fee of $250 if I want to have the official paper work
And then I can get a Canadian Passport, and go around the world claiming I'm a Canadian, and not be thought of as a despicable Imperialistically American


Both my Parents are Canadian by birth, and in 2009 the Canadians proclaimed all birth children Canadian Citizens no matter where they live.

Just off the phone with the Canadians and they confirmed its true and well the bad news is they want a douche nozzle like you in Canada like men want colon cancer so I guess we're stuck with you. I tried everything I even threw In a Donini with a ranch in Patagonia and the answer was still no thanks.
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 24, 2012 - 07:28am PT
Silver
You are a true blue A-Hole
And a nasty Drunk, I hope you're not a wife beater too
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 24, 2012 - 08:01am PT
Man that Manzanita Man is one surly-ass drunk!
Two cups of coffee
Climbing shortly
Silver

Gym climber
Nov 24, 2012 - 08:23am PT
Nice edit Dr F

If you think I'm the manzanita man you are wrong and as far as a wife beater goes f*#k you.

So I got drunk and blasted you and all your political bs on this site.

So I called you a f*#king as#@&%e or what ever last week.

All I know is you the virus have spread from the polititard threads to the threads where we talk climbing drinking and f*#king. Great just like any virus you are infecting the rest of the system.

I suspect anyone who is actually as smart as you proclaim could find a way to convince more people your views are good for more Americans than not. If younwere so smart you would have the ability to bring people together and join your cause versus dividing those who think like you and those who don't into two groups who much like the Middle East built walls no one can back away from and tear down for fear of embarrassment.

So smart guy keep dividing us as a forum and a country and remember we stand together and divided we fall. You are the problem not the answer.

And no I did not vote for Romney.
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 24, 2012 - 10:17am PT
I didn't change anything
Nor did I bring Politics to this Thread
I was just posting some responses to other peoples posts

and thought it would be cool to talk about my automatic dual-Citizenship, not like I'm going to move

You were the one posting F-you to me over and over, so if anyone is the dick, it's you, maybe you're a silver dick, I can't tell over the Internets

Would it make you happy if I deleted my threads that so many post on, would it make ST any better, to have 6 threads about politics??

Well F-you, I'm not going to delete anything, take a Valium and leave ST or something dude, you really need to chill


all the smart people in this world combined can't solve the division problem, I have an idea that would work, Shut down Fox Lying News, and Rush, the main cause of the divide, but you guys love him too much and will just make another cry baby scene about the Fascists having their freedoms taken away.
Even though it would be the best thing for the Country and it's people
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2012 - 04:50pm PT
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!! I do *one* 24-hour push trip in Roppel Cave, Kentucky, and all the nasty drunks come out and start fighting. I can just imagine you wankers sitting behind your computers and throwing virtual punches at each other - and missing. Too funny!

Man, am I spanked. Five and half miles from the entrance, the first five miles ain't bad, it's that last half mile that kills you. At least the water crawls were dry, a significant benefit in 54F temperatures. Long crawl over chert, flat out, rolling your pig ahead of you, through the 9" squeeze, no problem. Then comes the eight-inch squeeze, trivial thirty years and thirty pounds ago, not even viable these days.

Well, I got through the squeeze, it was the bend beyond. Amazingly, my new caving buddy Stefano - recruited off of McTopo this spring to help us fix pitches on the Captain - proved his worth on his first ever "real" caving trip, about as tough a trip as you could ever do.

Somehow he forced his body around this bend, into continuing tight passage, very very tight. He reached a turnaround point, and I'm like, "Dude, you need to come back! YOu have only one source of light, and we can't fit through to rescue you!" A very stout push indeed.

This passage was supposedly pushed 30 years ago to walking-sized passage. The airflow matches the description, so does the yellow sand. But the passage is too small. It doesn't seem possible for anyone to have pushed solo beyond where Stefano wisely turned around.

If this passage goes, it will need to be pushed and surveyed by people like I used to be thirty years ago - 5'9" and 125 lbs. Sigh. Those days are gone.

Drinking Chianti here at the Cave Research Foundation in Kentucky - woo-hoo! I'm wasted after an overnight caving trip. As usual.

So, Dr. F. is a Hoser, eh? Too funny! I'm a Merrican for the very same reason.

Making up for missing Friday night now.....
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Nov 24, 2012 - 07:29pm PT
That's not fair Pete.

Dr.F. is not a hoser, he just has trouble realizing all Liberally minded people are not the same. He has no trouble though, thinking that all Liberals are equal, just some more equal than others.

It's that simple.
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 24, 2012 - 07:36pm PT
You guys are taunting me to post about Politics on this thread, I know it
But no, I just won't go there.

The liberals I know are smart, but not all of them are smart, so you are right, there are many kinds of liberals, good and bad

as far as being a Canadian, it would be more on the mark than being a typical Merrican, I never seemed to fit, too liberal

My dad was a Newfie, and my mom was from Alberta, her parents were immigrants from the Ukraine who came to Canada to farm in the early 1900s

One of my many nicknames was the tall sleek Newfie, which Largo coined
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Nov 24, 2012 - 07:45pm PT
HAHAHAHA !

Well Craig, the 15 years I spent building 30 floor concrete buildings, surrounded by red necks earned me a nick name: "The Pet Liberal".

They were Canadian about it and didn't make me wear a leash and collar !

Presently warmed up with Senda 66 Tempranillo 2008. The Spanish do know their way around a red.
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 24, 2012 - 07:51pm PT
I may have just been speculating about the liberal part
I'm sure you guys have the same percentage of right wingers as us

I guess the truth would be that I'm not your typical anything

I finished my sixer already, so I'm drying out for the night, and expect a repeat tomorrow.

I did sweep the back yard, and planted 50 cactuses up today.

Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 24, 2012 - 08:29pm PT
Dr. F! Thank you for the "no politics on the drunk thread!"

Jest fun for us wanta be drunks.

The serious ones can't sign in and type.

Fritz & Heidi drunk western swing-dancing in Argentina-2010.
Fritz & Heidi drunk western swing-dancing in Argentina-2010.
Credit: Fritz
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 30, 2012 - 01:48pm PT
Starting out with a basic cheapy Merrican beer, brought back from Kentucky last weekend after I missed the Friday night post being underground.

I put up Christmas lights today. I'm not sure why, I don't much like Christmas. Fortunately, I am going caving right afterwards.

I played in a great jazz jam last night in Toronto. Played both trombone and piano, definitely going back next Thursday!
Gunkie

Trad climber
East Coast US
Nov 30, 2012 - 01:59pm PT
Just got back from Portugal... 4:58 pm here near Philly. Close enough to begin drinking. Two beers in and I love Portugal.
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 30, 2012 - 02:01pm PT
Is it Friday night already???

I better ditch work now, and start drinking
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 30, 2012 - 02:04pm PT
Portugal? Whatcha doing there?
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Nov 30, 2012 - 02:06pm PT
Is it OK to have one beer and some high quality sensimilla, and still post here? I won't be drunk and will still be able to walk a straight line, but I'll still be having a pleasant evening.

Cheers!
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 30, 2012 - 02:09pm PT
We call that a smoky drink, so yes, you are allowed

But no Politics or religion!!
I know how some you guys are, always trying to do the politard thing
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