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MisterE

Social climber
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:43pm PT
Rules:

1. Your current consumption

2. At least one inflammatory comment **

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.

On my second margarita

POLITARD FUKKING SUCK - GET A LIFE, LOOSERS!!1113

I get off work at 5PM and it's dark, and I don't like any of the gyms within 50 miles of where I live, so I am drinkin' and postin'.

*HIC*
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:43pm PT
tx.

I'm gonna need a LOT of beer to catch up with all those Fridays I missed!
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:55pm PT
Everyone hates what I drink, until they try it

It's loaded with electrolytes!!!

I call it a JIB
Juice, Ice, Beer

which equals a heavy splash of OJ, lots of Ice, and Coors Lite!!!
Yummm

it takes 4 to get a buzz, and if you need quicker action, you go for a fortified JIB, which means a half shot or two of Vodka
Extra Yum

So far tonight, I had one fortified JIB, and 5 regulars, so I am stocking up on electrolytes for tomorrows action.
and the dog was smoking something
But I wake up super early, and hence go to bed early, so it all ends around 8.

Or as the Fish would say: Kool Aid
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Nov 30, 2012 - 08:56pm PT
Moose drool, your ankle photo looks pretty good. Hope you heel up really quick.

I' m tempted to pour myself a glass of wine. The hesitation is that I don't want any more damn calories today.

Ok, I'm going for it.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:07pm PT
This is one of the few threads that I can usually keep up with.
I like your JIB's, Dr. F.
Pete, I'm amazed that you didn't know who Dr. F is.

Go big, PhylP! ;-)
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:30pm PT
I guess I better tear myself away from this riveting conversation and get a beer. Not just ANY beer, but my last Zonker stout. Needs a tequila chaser me thinks.
I'll be back, be funny would ya?

I'm back. The DEER route TR was great!

Now I HAVE to go weigh this cat I live with. He is huge.

20 pounds.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 30, 2012 - 09:52pm PT
First of all, thanks to Craig = Dr. F.

Kirk - the reason I didn't know is because I don't follow the political-type threads!

Frig, I'm pretty drunk now. Anyone got some nice tittie pix? [Smaller, not larger, please]

Anyone got an update on Largo's leg? What's with that???
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:54pm PT
google painted nudes
so many great painted ladies that are totally postable!!

I would do it, but my wife is looking over my shoulder
Sewellymon

climber
.....in a single wide......
Nov 30, 2012 - 09:59pm PT
It is with extreme trepidation that I enter the maw of this drunken tumult.

My drinking won’t start for a few hours yet, but it will start...... and finish with a wee bit of a Scotch buzz, I reckon

Wednesday night's wine
Wednesday night's wine
Credit: Sewellymon
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 30, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
Is that *YOU*?!

Holy frig, are you ever OLD?!!!!!1111111
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
I googled painted dudes and while not much there, and only one picture of neeked dudes, painted, I did find a link to a climbers blog;
http://southernadirondackclimber.blogspot.com
But of course his file sizes are so huge it is still loading.
And of course the only picture I got to see was of BOULDERING.

hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:16pm PT
I've met the Swell mon, he 'taint no older than YOU
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:49pm PT
WOW! It looks like the "BIG-FRIDAY-DRUNK-NIGHT!

WOOHOO!

Reilly! Re Patagonia:
Hey, Fritz, don't we wish we were here? Yeah, crab empanada and a Beagle brewski.

Goddless willing! We are off to Chile Patagonia in Feb. for a couple weeks. Tickets are booked!

Big rain night in lower-Idaho----and lots of snow in the mountains.

We are celebrating that I have another published short, but humorous story in Idaho Magazine. Sorry, but you have to buy the magazine for the story.

Credit: Fritz
Sewellymon

climber
.....in a single wide......
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:52pm PT
thnx Hoss!

I guess this is where the insults start flying.

me 'n the wifeBoss now going to do some easy weight lifting ...she is a bit of a wino... likes to sip chardonney while we do our lifting....
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:53pm PT
let's see, friday night, big storm outside.....








BEER!!!



well not for me, my privleges hve been revoked down to the 4-20, but hey,

at least im gettin high and not reading relevations or some sh#t like that,
Captain...or Skully

climber
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:54pm PT
It's got a promising title, anyway Fritz. I'll drink to that!
Cheers.
hossjulia

Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:54pm PT
Cool, I just found out I can buy one at the Victor Valley market! (Google QUEEN!)
On tap for manana, Teton Pass skiing, VV market, (I like shopping there) and home to cook and do barn chores. In the rain.

Skully, we posted at the same time, your it.

oh man, and Mr. E too!
MisterE

Social climber
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:54pm PT
That's great! ...and so is the bareback jumping - wow.

RE: the Story:

Methane gas explosion after taco night? ;)
Dr. F.

Ice climber
SoCal
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:57pm PT
well now that I am alone
hopefully this will not get me in any trouble
and bluering won't bust me for posting inappropiate material here in the public view of children and prudes

http://www.designyourway.net/blog/inspiration/the-art-of-body-painting-and-best-63-examples/

Credit: Dr. F.

Credit: Dr. F.

Credit: Dr. F.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:58pm PT
hossjulia!

Looking forward to more climbing (and party-fun) at City of Rocks next year!

Heidi & I think you are "fun to know!"

Stay in touch!!
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