MisterE
Social climber
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Nov 30, 2012 - 08:43pm PT
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Rules:
1. Your current consumption
2. At least one inflammatory comment **
3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.
On my second margarita
POLITARD FUKKING SUCK - GET A LIFE, LOOSERS!!1113
I get off work at 5PM and it's dark, and I don't like any of the gyms within 50 miles of where I live, so I am drinkin' and postin'.
*HIC*
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moosedrool
Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
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Nov 30, 2012 - 08:43pm PT
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tx.
I'm gonna need a LOT of beer to catch up with all those Fridays I missed!
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Dr. F.
Ice climber
SoCal
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Nov 30, 2012 - 08:55pm PT
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Everyone hates what I drink, until they try it
It's loaded with electrolytes!!!
I call it a JIB
Juice, Ice, Beer
which equals a heavy splash of OJ, lots of Ice, and Coors Lite!!!
Yummm
it takes 4 to get a buzz, and if you need quicker action, you go for a fortified JIB, which means a half shot or two of Vodka
Extra Yum
So far tonight, I had one fortified JIB, and 5 regulars, so I am stocking up on electrolytes for tomorrows action.
and the dog was smoking something
But I wake up super early, and hence go to bed early, so it all ends around 8.
Or as the Fish would say: Kool Aid
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phylp
Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
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Nov 30, 2012 - 08:56pm PT
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Moose drool, your ankle photo looks pretty good. Hope you heel up really quick.
I' m tempted to pour myself a glass of wine. The hesitation is that I don't want any more damn calories today.
Ok, I'm going for it.
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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Nov 30, 2012 - 09:07pm PT
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This is one of the few threads that I can usually keep up with.
I like your JIB's, Dr. F.
Pete, I'm amazed that you didn't know who Dr. F is.
Go big, PhylP! ;-)
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hossjulia
Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
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Nov 30, 2012 - 09:30pm PT
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I guess I better tear myself away from this riveting conversation and get a beer. Not just ANY beer, but my last Zonker stout. Needs a tequila chaser me thinks.
I'll be back, be funny would ya?
I'm back. The DEER route TR was great!
Now I HAVE to go weigh this cat I live with. He is huge.
20 pounds.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 30, 2012 - 09:52pm PT
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First of all, thanks to Craig = Dr. F.
Kirk - the reason I didn't know is because I don't follow the political-type threads!
Frig, I'm pretty drunk now. Anyone got some nice tittie pix? [Smaller, not larger, please]
Anyone got an update on Largo's leg? What's with that???
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Dr. F.
Ice climber
SoCal
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Nov 30, 2012 - 09:54pm PT
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google painted nudes
so many great painted ladies that are totally postable!!
I would do it, but my wife is looking over my shoulder
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Sewellymon
climber
.....in a single wide......
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Nov 30, 2012 - 09:59pm PT
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It is with extreme trepidation that I enter the maw of this drunken tumult.
My drinking won’t start for a few hours yet, but it will start...... and finish with a wee bit of a Scotch buzz, I reckon
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 30, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
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Is that *YOU*?!
Holy frig, are you ever OLD?!!!!!1111111
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hossjulia
Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
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Nov 30, 2012 - 10:15pm PT
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I googled painted dudes and while not much there, and only one picture of neeked dudes, painted, I did find a link to a climbers blog;
http://southernadirondackclimber.blogspot.com
But of course his file sizes are so huge it is still loading.
And of course the only picture I got to see was of BOULDERING.
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hossjulia
Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
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Nov 30, 2012 - 10:16pm PT
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I've met the Swell mon, he 'taint no older than YOU
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Nov 30, 2012 - 10:49pm PT
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WOW! It looks like the "BIG-FRIDAY-DRUNK-NIGHT!
WOOHOO!
Reilly! Re Patagonia: Hey, Fritz, don't we wish we were here? Yeah, crab empanada and a Beagle brewski.
Goddless willing! We are off to Chile Patagonia in Feb. for a couple weeks. Tickets are booked!
Big rain night in lower-Idaho----and lots of snow in the mountains.
We are celebrating that I have another published short, but humorous story in Idaho Magazine. Sorry, but you have to buy the magazine for the story.
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Sewellymon
climber
.....in a single wide......
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Nov 30, 2012 - 10:52pm PT
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thnx Hoss!
I guess this is where the insults start flying.
me 'n the wifeBoss now going to do some easy weight lifting ...she is a bit of a wino... likes to sip chardonney while we do our lifting....
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
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Nov 30, 2012 - 10:53pm PT
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let's see, friday night, big storm outside.....
BEER!!!
well not for me, my privleges hve been revoked down to the 4-20, but hey,
at least im gettin high and not reading relevations or some sh#t like that,
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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Nov 30, 2012 - 10:54pm PT
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It's got a promising title, anyway Fritz. I'll drink to that!
Cheers.
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hossjulia
Trad climber
Where the Hoback and the mighty Snake River meet
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Nov 30, 2012 - 10:54pm PT
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Cool, I just found out I can buy one at the Victor Valley market! (Google QUEEN!)
On tap for manana, Teton Pass skiing, VV market, (I like shopping there) and home to cook and do barn chores. In the rain.
Skully, we posted at the same time, your it.
oh man, and Mr. E too!
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MisterE
Social climber
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Nov 30, 2012 - 10:54pm PT
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That's great! ...and so is the bareback jumping - wow.
RE: the Story:
Methane gas explosion after taco night? ;)
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Nov 30, 2012 - 10:58pm PT
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hossjulia!
Looking forward to more climbing (and party-fun) at City of Rocks next year!
Heidi & I think you are "fun to know!"
Stay in touch!!
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