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'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 8, 2010 - 08:27pm PT
Rules:

1. Your current consumption

2. At least one inflammatory comment **

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.

If I could offer any more suggestions, I would! But I can't.

So here we go:

1. One margarita a couple hours ago, and about 0.6 of a bottle of really nice Cali chardonnay, a nice 07 Gnarly Head. On an empty stomach.

2. Steve Grossman is a dickhead!

3. I have no life. I suck. But at least I'm going caving next week in Kentucky! And I'm watching Get Smart reruns, starring the late-great Don Adams, a fellow Hoser.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNext!


** Actually, you don't really have to include an inflammatory comment if you don't want to. This post is really more about having fun and being a bit silly.
Denise Umstot

climber
Princess of the El Cap Bridge!
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:33pm PT
1. Have not consumed anything.
2. Pete does sheep.
3. I just do this for the entertainment value :)
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:38pm PT
1. One tallboy

2. Westchrist is Fred Phelps disowned illegitimate spawn.

3. J Tree Tomorrow


'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 8, 2010 - 08:38pm PT
So, what would it take, Princess? DO TELL!

Denise is infuriating - she writes me from time to time to tell me how perfect the weather is down in San Diego!
Denise Umstot

climber
Princess of the El Cap Bridge!
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:41pm PT
Princess to you Pete!
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:44pm PT
1. 1/3 litre water, icy cold but no ice.

2. Supertopo needs more political threads; how else are we supposed to bond!?

Okay - How about a second chance.... I know who has Pass the Pitons Pete's crab!

3. I am drunk on life; it's been this way more than 13 years now. Why change? Why am I not doing something useful like driving to the crag? because I have no car, no partner and it's too cold to climb anywhere within driving distance!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:44pm PT
Okay, pass the Penis, is faced...
Matt

Trad climber
primordial soup
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:46pm PT
1) 1 anchorsteam
2) ...underaged, female sheep, who now are diseased underaged female sheep.
3) it's early yet, where i am.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:47pm PT
Good on you Happie....

Makers's Mark, 6 fingers so far.

Called a Euro a bad name

uhh...I'm stuck in town, climbing local.


Oh, and Wes may be climbing in my hood tomorrow....
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 8, 2010 - 08:48pm PT
Happie,

I read your other posts and applaud your sober-dom. Keep it up! I believe I am too cheap a drunk to become alcoholic, but acknowledge it as a possibility. You should get your ass up to the Gunks sometime, when the weather is mild. Choose a sunny morning cuz the crag faces east, and go practise aid climbing on a nice crackline. You'd be amazed what you can accomplish in the cold.

Edit: oooooh, Maker's Mark. Man, I love that stuff, but it's expensive, even in Kentucky. Far too good to mix with anything, gotta love that buttery taste, eh? If I had six fingers, I'd be passed out by now.

As for sheep, poor Eva has been punctured, and no longer retains her virginous pressure. She needs a bit of Seam-Grip or Plasti-Dip, after an immersion in the bathtub to find her leak.
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:49pm PT
ok.

i begun the night at the liars bench. no apostraphe. no possesion there.
its the last standing fukin bar in placerville's main street

met my wife and put a few back while swooning her.

drove home. paypaled a fellow supertopo'er for a new fish ledge.

my wife told me instead we should buy drywall and pay for my moving violation ticket.

so i promised her scrumptious sex many feet off the ground.

she consented. i bought. now i just have to put together... scrumptious sex many feet off the ground! sheesh.

oh.... rules.. here:

1. 4 beers and $$!&%

2. pass the pitons pete, i shudder at the thought of the jam between your toes on that umpteenth night amongst the stars..

edit:

3. "why" always scares me off pete cause i pack no answers. f*#k i sell somethin for nothing. my empty and so are my pockets they are THE void. why?........ purse my lips and whisper, "because im really a little boy inside"
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:49pm PT
Nice one, Matt, I just cracked an Anchor Steam Lager...good lager. You should come up to Castle and climb with me and Wes.
Slakkey

Big Wall climber
From Back to Big Wall Baby
Jan 8, 2010 - 08:50pm PT
1. I dont drink anymore but when I did I could really throw out some inflammatory comments

2. I can still throw out some inflammatory comments now and then.

3. The weather is so nice right here in San Diego why the hell go anywhere else right now. Beach 10 Minutes away J - Trree 2 1/2 hours away could leave in the morning if we wanted too. Could go mid week as well why the rush.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 8, 2010 - 08:55pm PT
Russ - I hate you and Denise equally! Living in San Diego, damn.

As for you, Norwegian - I just now noticed you live in Placerville. Are you aware that your wineries grow some of the finest barbera this side of the Eye-talian piedemonte? Damn, that stuff is good.

How's the snow in Heavenly these days?

R.B.

Trad climber
AZ-WA
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:05pm PT
1. One frosty glass of Mirror Pond Pale Ale (yummie)

2. Most Bloggers on this site are posers (meaning wussies!)

3. I would be doing something else but thinking about brew no. 2 on a Friday night, but what the heck, it's friggin raining anyways today, tomorrow ... and it won't be stopping until about July 5th! (guess where?)
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:09pm PT
Hey....Half a dozen Rolling Rocks.
You'd best chill, before I bite you & step on your Neck!
Poised for the AM jaunt up to BogusBasin, ridin' & slidin'.

Yowza.
grover

Trad climber
The Gar, BC.
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:16pm PT
Bottle of Chilean Cab-Sauv, twist-off cap for those who care.

I've pics of Pete doin sheep.

The crag is covered in shitty ice.

Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:18pm PT
I'm on my second Deschutes Brewery Seasonal Juble Ale but I'm holding off on my third and fourth till after Ellen's basketball practice at 7.

Pete, who started this thread, is all in all a nice guy but he is also pathetic life insurance scam artists douchbag who will occupy the last ring of hell along with contractors, real estate agents, car salesman and pedophiles.

How's that?
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:20pm PT
Cracking a glass of box wine

If your wife don't dig the ledge, I Will do you a deal, Norwegian!
apogee

climber
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:22pm PT
Did I get that right? Happi says PTPP has crabs?

Six fingers of MM, blue? Followed by an Anchor Steam? And you can still form sentences and type them? Man, you got tolerance....

Bummer about the GF, fattrad. That's a good reason to get sloppy drunk, then solo something extreme. Be sure to post a TR!
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