i borrowed this from one of russ' threads,
though it was mine before it wasn't.
so i was, uh, yea.
sitting next to this 'reputable' woman,
we both bar-stooled,
and she's grabbing at the front of
her dress, near the belt,
totally distracting me from our 5 conversations,
and i'm like,
"you need to take a piss?"
and she goes,
no, im trying to work a fart out.
of course i looked even dumber than i usually do,
and she goes on to tell me
that sometimes when a woman is sitting down
and farts, the fart excapes forward through
a little connection seam
and gets trapped in the vagina.