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covelocos

Trad climber
Oct 6, 2013 - 12:49pm PT
On a bathroom wall. "Jesus loves you". In different hand writing. "Everyone else knows you're an a**hole"
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Dec 30, 2013 - 05:20pm PT
So I don't really hate the Eagles.. I don't particularly like them...but I don't hate them.. I guess I'm ambivalent about them.... but slightly more on the negative end of the spectrum.. just a bit...
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 30, 2013 - 05:22pm PT
Always wipe from front to back...especially if you are female I'm told.

Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Dec 30, 2013 - 07:05pm PT
i borrowed this from one of russ' threads,
though it was mine before it wasn't.

so i was, uh, yea.
sitting next to this 'reputable' woman,
we both bar-stooled,

and she's grabbing at the front of
her dress, near the belt,
totally distracting me from our 5 conversations,

and i'm like,
"you need to take a piss?"

and she goes,
no, im trying to work a fart out.
of course i looked even dumber than i usually do,
and she goes on to tell me
that sometimes when a woman is sitting down
and farts, the fart excapes forward through
a little connection seam
and gets trapped in the vagina.

so she was wiggling it out.

my god. i had little to say after that.
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Dec 30, 2013 - 07:23pm PT
jesus weege. cunnilingus just took a real sh#t, err hit.
Gary

Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Dec 30, 2013 - 07:23pm PT
Give a man an inch, and he wants a foot.
Give a man a foot, and he wants a yard.
Give a man a yard, and he wants a swimming pool installed.
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Dec 30, 2013 - 07:48pm PT
"Everyone is dead, film at 11."
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Dec 30, 2013 - 09:06pm PT
I HATE the Eagles.

I love Joe Walsh, and all the guys in the Eagles, before, after and separately or together. I just can't stand that commercial crap they did together.

It's important that you know this so don't forget.

There may be a quiz later and you'll want to pass.
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 30, 2013 - 09:17pm PT
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Dec 30, 2013 - 10:02pm PT
The mountain goes up to the exact spot where it goes down.
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