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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Apr 22, 2014 - 09:57pm PT
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When in doubt, whip it out!
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hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
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Apr 23, 2014 - 12:38am PT
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from the north pole, every direction is south. or more generally, there's no not looking at the other side
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Apr 23, 2014 - 04:18am PT
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one day my friend and i were
couching it, watching the idiot box
drinking coors.
he had a bad case of the hiccups.
friend number two walks into the room,
"papa bear, you know i got the sure cure for those."
"oh, yea, what is it?"
now papa bear was an english major
and he minored in cliches, so he knew all the tales...
"close your eyes and don't open them until i say."
so papa bear closes his eyes.
i'm glad that i was sitting kitty corner to josh,
observing all this...
friend #2 pulls down his drawers, underwear and all,
bends over and backs up to within 6" of papa bears face.
"ok, now open your eyes."
papa bear opens his eyes and lets out a curdle of surprise and terror
and jumps sideways on the couch landing on my leg,
but that is better than going face
with friend #2's hairy buthole and scrotum and other assorted junk...
and sure enough,
his hiccups were gone.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Apr 23, 2014 - 09:26am PT
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"I hate the f*#king Eagles"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-vwPuiILBc&sns=em
[youtube=h-vwPuiILBc&sns=em]
I don't really, probably at about the same level as skip
I like the gypsy kings cover of Hotel California....
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 23, 2014 - 01:48pm PT
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Apr 23, 2014 - 01:54pm PT
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Shoot low, they're riding Shetlands.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 11, 2014 - 10:12pm PT
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Jesus saves,
Moses invests.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Oct 12, 2014 - 12:03am PT
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papa bear opens his eyes and lets out a curdle of surprise and terror
and jumps sideways on the couch landing on my leg,
Reading through this whole vignette just cracked me up!
You want random input, I got your random input:
(courtesy http://www.random.org/integers/);
5 1 6 7 8 5 7 1 1 1 8 0 9 9 0 6 8 0 8 3 1 9 8 9 8 2 2 3 2 7 3 9 6 6 1 6 0 2 3 1
3 2 3 9 8 3 3 1 4 2 9 8 2 6 0 3 1 3 1 5 1 2 4 9 6 4 9 7 1 7 1 9 5 2 3 6 2 6 1 1
0 3 6 5 9 6 7 6 0 0 6 3 6 4 4 2 4 8 6 3 1 5 9 6 4 3 5 5 0 1 8 0 0 4 7 5 2 6 1 5
8 5 6 4 4 3 1 5 2 1 0 4 3 3 8 8 7 6 2 4 6 9 7 0 6 6 2 1 0 1 7 0 7 1 9 6 0 2 1 6
4 4 8 0 7 7 8 3 3 5 7 8 8 2 5 1 8 9 8 6 1 7 4 9 9 8 0 5 2 2 2 1 0 0 0 5 4 5 0 1
0 7 0 5 0 0 0 2 7 6 2 2 3 6 7 9 3 0 1 4 8 1 4 9 6 5 8 4 0 6 8 5 9 8 3 4 9 6 2 6
1 3 8 5 1 2 4 6 3 7 8 6 7 5 9 8 7 1 3 2 2 6 7 0 7 4 0 0 7 1 2 3 2 2 3 0 0 4 2 3
4 0 7 3 4 5 1 2 9 6 1 8 0 2 5 9 5 9 5 3 7 9 0 9 5 6 9 3 1 5 1 9 8 7 5 3 7 1 8 3
3 2 1 2 5 8 1 5 2 3 1 6 9 2 7 1 2 8 6 2 4 7 5 7 4 9 8 3 0 6 2 5 7 4 1 0 5 5 3 4
0 5 0 2 3 6 1 7 7 8 2 8 6 6 7 6 3 8 2 5 9 1 9 8 6 3 0 6 9 8 9 9 2 8 7 0 4 8 9 5
7 9 0 5 8 8 9 0 2 0 8 8 6 7 1 5 6 6 4 6 3 9 8 3 8 5 8 2 6 0 2 3 8 6 4 8 5 3 9 0
1 2 5 6 5 7 5 6 2 1 0 2 0 8 7 3 9 4 2 3 6 5 5 2 3 7 0 2 7 0 3 3 2 2 8 9 0 6 6 6
3 1 1 3 0 2 4 5 7 9 2 6 6 7 2 4 7 7 4 3 8 7 7 5 0 7 2 3 5 8 5 3 1 3 2 9 8 0 1 4
9 2 1 2 5 1 6 3 7 2 7 4 8 8 7 8 8 9 2 7 0 0 6 6 1 7 3 4 1 6 8 7 3 3 5 3 0 9 0 7
7 7 6 5 7 0 5 4 7 1 8 4 6 1 7 6 4 4 9 1 5 1 0 2 8 8 6 4 2 5 6 5 9 4 8 1 3 8 8 1
3 3 9 7 7 4 9 1 2 2 2 0 2 9 9 5 2 9 0 7 1 0 6 6 8 7 3 0 3 5 0 7 9 0 4 4 0 7 2 7
3 3 5 6 0 5 5 8 2 2 0 5 0 3 9 1 4 9 7 6 9 8 7 9 0 4 4 6 8 2 1 2 5 5 9 8 8 2 0 5
6 4 0 8 8 6 5 3 6 3 6 2 2 6 3 7 9 3 2 5 4 7 9 8 5 5 6 0 2 4 2 1 8 7 8 6 5 9 5 0
4 5 0 3 4 9 7 5 2 9 8 4 4 9 8 4 2 7 2 6 2 6 5 6 3 1 8 9 6 0 1 9 4 3 6 2 1 9 7 8
2 9 4 2 2 4 4 2 4 8 4 0 2 7 1 0 3 8 8 8 9 1 1 5 9 9 4 9 7 9 4 9 5 8 6 8 8 6 1 3
5 0 5 1 0 7 5 1 0 4 2 3 2 7 9 9 6 5 1 7 6 1 7 9 8 2 5 6 3 5 8 1 5 1 1 7 7 8 8 5
6 1 2 1 3 1 8 1 8 7 4 8 7 6 8 6 7 3 1 3 0 1 5 5 0 5 0 8 4 0 3 8 6 9 0 2 0 6 4 3
4 4 3 2 1 1 5 5 6 9 0 4 0 9 3 2 1 4 9 1 0 2 4 0 3 4 8 1 1 6 1 7 8 3 3 7 3 7 9 8
5 2 4 6 7 0 3 8 0 8 0 6 3 0 3 9 8 2 1 6 1 4 7 2 9 2 9 6 3 5 4 9 3 9 1 5 2 9 0 9
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Oct 12, 2014 - 12:35am PT
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and What do Moose do
F C K
What is missing??
Why did my girl give me a hummer every morning
she was prone to a foul mouth and liked to say
swallow a live fog in the morning
nothing worse will pass your lips all day...ribbitt
Jha vhoul yah vole we are okay now comrades yes (Stzar mouse et al)
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 19, 2014 - 08:46pm PT
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Dec 19, 2014 - 09:06pm PT
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Moores law has slowed WAAAY down. My 3 year old CPU is only 10% less powerful than its current upgrade. Maybe not even that much. Was thinking of upgrading and after doing the research... pointless.
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
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Dec 20, 2014 - 03:40am PT
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don't you people have homes?
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Bushman
Social climber
The island of Tristan da Cunha
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Dec 20, 2014 - 06:32am PT
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If you're missing something,
you can probably find it right where you left it,
Which is usually the last place you will look.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Dec 20, 2014 - 06:35am PT
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Get out and stay out.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Dec 20, 2014 - 08:01am PT
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Get a haircut.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Dec 20, 2014 - 08:02am PT
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If you don't live here, don't surf here.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Dec 20, 2014 - 08:22am PT
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Constant comment now I have to go.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 23, 2015 - 10:51am PT
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thebravecowboy
climber
The Good Places
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Jul 23, 2015 - 10:53am PT
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Just don't shart
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