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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 1, 2008 - 06:40pm PT
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Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day
Set a man on fire,
keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day
Whack a man upside the head with a fish,
and he'll stop bummin' food off of ya
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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2008 - 06:43pm PT
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Don't put those wires in your mouth
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tolman_paul
Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
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Meet a man in an Idaho bathroom stall and have a short fling...
Move to California to marry him and your f@*!ed for life...
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Burn a man
close a city for a year.
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Confucious say: Man taking dump on 11th floor, high on pot.
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
Yonder
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Minnesota Bathroom stall, thank you very much....Funny, though, T.Paul...
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paganmonkeyboy
climber
mars...it's near nevada...
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ours is not to judge.
ours is to mock...
art imitates life
form follows function
do not fold, spindle, or mutilate...
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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2008 - 06:57pm PT
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No beans in your nose
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Do not mindle, futilate, or spold.
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MisterE
Social climber
My Inner Nut
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2008 - 07:06pm PT
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HOME DEPOT SCAM!!!!
Beware!
Watch Out For This Scam.
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those folks who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your vehicle as you are packing your shopping into the truck. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also June 1st, twice on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 18th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each
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tolman_paul
Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
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If we're supposedly inteligent, advanced creatures, why do I look out at the first really nice day this summer, and find myself on the wrong side of the glass?
My favorite Dilbert cartoon is where he's explaining what it's like to be an engineer to an elementary class: "You work in a cubicle, it's like a public bathroom but the walls are lower and there is no door."
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Are they still in your Van, E?
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
Lane Bike
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you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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L
climber
Soy latte center of the Known Universe
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There's no time like the present
to put off until tomorrow
what you should've done last week.
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Tahoe climber
Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
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Friends help you move.
Good friends help you move a body.
TC
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cintune
climber
the Moon and Antarctica
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Before criticizing someone, always walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
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Tahoe climber
Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
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Up wind,
Or up stream,
It doesn't pay
To piss that way
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