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MisterE

Social climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 1, 2008 - 06:40pm PT
Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day
Set a man on fire,
keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day
Whack a man upside the head with a fish,
and he'll stop bummin' food off of ya
MisterE

Social climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2008 - 06:43pm PT
Don't put those wires in your mouth
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Yonder
Jul 1, 2008 - 06:45pm PT
Indeed....
tolman_paul

Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
Jul 1, 2008 - 06:48pm PT
Meet a man in an Idaho bathroom stall and have a short fling...

Move to California to marry him and your f@*!ed for life...
Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Jul 1, 2008 - 06:49pm PT
Burn a man
close a city for a year.
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Jul 1, 2008 - 06:49pm PT
Confucious say: Man taking dump on 11th floor, high on pot.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Yonder
Jul 1, 2008 - 06:50pm PT
Minnesota Bathroom stall, thank you very much....Funny, though, T.Paul...
Ouch!

climber
Jul 1, 2008 - 06:51pm PT
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Jul 1, 2008 - 06:53pm PT
ours is not to judge.
ours is to mock...


art imitates life
form follows function
do not fold, spindle, or mutilate...
MisterE

Social climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2008 - 06:57pm PT
No beans in your nose
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 1, 2008 - 07:00pm PT
Do not mindle, futilate, or spold.
MisterE

Social climber
My Inner Nut
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2008 - 07:06pm PT
HOME DEPOT SCAM!!!!

Beware!



Watch Out For This Scam.

Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those folks who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.



Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your vehicle as you are packing your shopping into the truck. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also June 1st, twice on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 10th, 18th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.



So tell your friends to be careful.



P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each
tolman_paul

Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
Jul 1, 2008 - 07:11pm PT
If we're supposedly inteligent, advanced creatures, why do I look out at the first really nice day this summer, and find myself on the wrong side of the glass?

My favorite Dilbert cartoon is where he's explaining what it's like to be an engineer to an elementary class: "You work in a cubicle, it's like a public bathroom but the walls are lower and there is no door."
Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Jul 1, 2008 - 07:12pm PT
Are they still in your Van, E?
Blinny

Trad climber
NWMontana
Jul 1, 2008 - 07:17pm PT
Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like bananas

Duh!

TheFake
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Yonder
Jul 1, 2008 - 07:18pm PT
'Los Caballos estan Consados'....
Standing Strong

Trad climber
Lane Bike
Jul 1, 2008 - 08:44pm PT
you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
but you can't pick your friend's nose.
L

climber
Soy latte center of the Known Universe
Jul 1, 2008 - 08:51pm PT
There's no time like the present
to put off until tomorrow
what you should've done last week.
Tahoe climber

Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
Jul 1, 2008 - 08:53pm PT
Friends help you move.
Good friends help you move a body.

TC
cintune

climber
the Moon and Antarctica
Jul 1, 2008 - 08:56pm PT
Before criticizing someone, always walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
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