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R.B.

Trad climber
47N 122W
Jun 30, 2013 - 01:14am PT
Just remember: The Truth will ALWAYS stare at you in the mirror!
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
Jun 30, 2013 - 01:15am PT
Roger, dragon assault scheduled for Sunday evening.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jun 30, 2013 - 02:14am PT
The average human being has one ball and one tit.
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 18, 2013 - 05:48pm PT
Don't clean the paint over-spray off of a live outlet with steel wool!

zBrown

Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
Sep 18, 2013 - 06:26pm PT
Don't think twice it's all right.

In Lone Pine:
"Flush twice L.A. needs the water"


On bathroom stall at UCLA (I think tuition was lower in those days)
"Richard Nixon ate here"

Just below:

"My compliments to the chef"

StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Sep 18, 2013 - 06:40pm PT
In a UCLA bathroom stall I saw a toilet seat cover box with sign that read
"Reagan Campaign hats $1.00"
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 4, 2013 - 11:34pm PT
That actually was oil-based paint, and yes - the sink is now a mess.
hairyapeman

Trad climber
Fres-yes
Oct 5, 2013 - 03:15pm PT
Credit: hairyapeman

Whoooooo are you? Who who who who!
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Oct 5, 2013 - 03:31pm PT
post your opinions to the STForum
disappoint your friends...
eKat

Trad climber
Less than a second shy of 49 minutes
Oct 5, 2013 - 03:53pm PT
^ ^ ^ ^ F*#kEm if they can't take a joke!
rmuir

Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
Oct 5, 2013 - 07:13pm PT
Don't put that cassette in the toaster!
johnboy

Trad climber
Can't get here from there
Oct 5, 2013 - 08:56pm PT
Give a man a fish and
he eats for a day.

Teach a man to fish
and he drinks beer for a life time
MisterE

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 5, 2013 - 09:05pm PT
post your opinions to the STForum
disappoint your friends...

LOL! At least I am still considered a friend...

;)

Lap cat in shorts + Santa Ana wind gusts = scratched thighs...FYI.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Oct 6, 2013 - 10:42am PT
the exact angle of my
erection as measured
against my belly
is 42.3 degrees,
or 0.47 radian.
covelocos

Trad climber
Oct 6, 2013 - 11:41am PT
If it's not worth doing at the last moment, it's not worth doing.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Oct 6, 2013 - 03:37pm PT
we beat reality into a form that pleases us.
maybe i should just speak for meself.

i find it difficult to navigate
the spectrum of real that greets me.

i purposely seek out extra-ordinary domains,
more and more as life plays out.

being an intelligent species, my response
to my environment is conditioned though
exposures.

great.
when im 40' out, rope solo on new 5.10 terrain,
i rise. and so far, accomplish.

the problem arises when im standing on pavement,
negotiating social zeal, no tangible threat about,
and my fight response rears it's survival head,
and fist-fights usually ensue.

too many cops, of late.
i gotta get back on the couch.
covelocos

Trad climber
Oct 6, 2013 - 03:49pm PT
On a bathroom wall. "Jesus loves you". In different hand writing. "Everyone else knows you're an a**hole"
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Dec 30, 2013 - 08:20pm PT
So I don't really hate the Eagles.. I don't particularly like them...but I don't hate them.. I guess I'm ambivalent about them.... but slightly more on the negative end of the spectrum.. just a bit...
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 30, 2013 - 08:22pm PT
Always wipe from front to back...especially if you are female I'm told.

Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Dec 30, 2013 - 10:05pm PT
i borrowed this from one of russ' threads,
though it was mine before it wasn't.

so i was, uh, yea.
sitting next to this 'reputable' woman,
we both bar-stooled,

and she's grabbing at the front of
her dress, near the belt,
totally distracting me from our 5 conversations,

and i'm like,
"you need to take a piss?"

and she goes,
no, im trying to work a fart out.
of course i looked even dumber than i usually do,
and she goes on to tell me
that sometimes when a woman is sitting down
and farts, the fart excapes forward through
a little connection seam
and gets trapped in the vagina.

so she was wiggling it out.

my god. i had little to say after that.
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