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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 5, 2013 - 09:05pm PT
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post your opinions to the STForum
disappoint your friends...
LOL! At least I am still considered a friend...
;)
Lap cat in shorts + Santa Ana wind gusts = scratched thighs...FYI.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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the exact angle of my
erection as measured
against my belly
is 42.3 degrees,
or 0.47 radian.
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covelocos
Trad climber
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If it's not worth doing at the last moment, it's not worth doing.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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we beat reality into a form that pleases us.
maybe i should just speak for meself.
i find it difficult to navigate
the spectrum of real that greets me.
i purposely seek out extra-ordinary domains,
more and more as life plays out.
being an intelligent species, my response
to my environment is conditioned though
exposures.
great.
when im 40' out, rope solo on new 5.10 terrain,
i rise. and so far, accomplish.
the problem arises when im standing on pavement,
negotiating social zeal, no tangible threat about,
and my fight response rears it's survival head,
and fist-fights usually ensue.
too many cops, of late.
i gotta get back on the couch.
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covelocos
Trad climber
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On a bathroom wall. "Jesus loves you". In different hand writing. "Everyone else knows you're an a**hole"
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justthemaid
climber
Jim Henson's Basement
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Dec 30, 2013 - 08:20pm PT
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So I don't really hate the Eagles.. I don't particularly like them...but I don't hate them.. I guess I'm ambivalent about them.... but slightly more on the negative end of the spectrum.. just a bit...
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Dec 30, 2013 - 08:22pm PT
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Always wipe from front to back...especially if you are female I'm told.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Dec 30, 2013 - 10:05pm PT
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i borrowed this from one of russ' threads,
though it was mine before it wasn't.
so i was, uh, yea.
sitting next to this 'reputable' woman,
we both bar-stooled,
and she's grabbing at the front of
her dress, near the belt,
totally distracting me from our 5 conversations,
and i'm like,
"you need to take a piss?"
and she goes,
no, im trying to work a fart out.
of course i looked even dumber than i usually do,
and she goes on to tell me
that sometimes when a woman is sitting down
and farts, the fart excapes forward through
a little connection seam
and gets trapped in the vagina.
so she was wiggling it out.
my god. i had little to say after that.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 30, 2013 - 10:23pm PT
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jesus weege. cunnilingus just took a real sh#t, err hit.
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Dec 30, 2013 - 10:23pm PT
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Give a man an inch, and he wants a foot.
Give a man a foot, and he wants a yard.
Give a man a yard, and he wants a swimming pool installed.
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Evel
Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
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Dec 30, 2013 - 10:48pm PT
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"Everyone is dead, film at 11."
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Dec 31, 2013 - 12:06am PT
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I HATE the Eagles.
I love Joe Walsh, and all the guys in the Eagles, before, after and separately or together. I just can't stand that commercial crap they did together.
It's important that you know this so don't forget.
There may be a quiz later and you'll want to pass.
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Mtnmun
Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
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Dec 31, 2013 - 01:02am PT
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The mountain goes up to the exact spot where it goes down.
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 22, 2014 - 08:30pm PT
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Don't pet a growling cat on the belly.
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wilbeer
Mountain climber
honeoye falls,ny.greeneck alleghenys
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Apr 22, 2014 - 08:39pm PT
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Take me drunk,I'm home.
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MisterE
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 22, 2014 - 09:09pm PT
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If you are not 100% sure she is pregnant, don't ask.
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Off White
climber
Tenino, WA
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Apr 22, 2014 - 09:25pm PT
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Play with a cat, sometimes you bleed. That's just the rules.
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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Apr 22, 2014 - 09:47pm PT
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Drive Fast.
Take Chances.
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