I want to be your slave for five days and five nights...

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L

climber
The City of Lost Angels
Feb 27, 2007 - 07:45pm PT
John...which one is Jeff? Not the one in the brassiere I hope!

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's men wearing women's clothes
and not taking the time to coordinate!!!

I mean, look at that headband! Flamin' Purple! It doesn't match that flowery little brassiere at all,
which doesn't go with those ratty shorts in the least.
A FASHION EMERGENCY, that's what Jeff is!
Anastasia

Trad climber
California
Feb 27, 2007 - 08:05pm PT
Now I know why Bachar hasn't shown these slides before.
"Laughing..."
You look good Jeff.
bachar

Trad climber
Mammoth Lakes, CA
Feb 27, 2007 - 08:10pm PT
Sorry Jeff, I couldn't resist..."I want to be your slave for five days and five nights"

Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Feb 27, 2007 - 08:19pm PT
Just a slave, not a love slave. I think.
paganmonkeyboy

Trad climber
the blighted lands of hatu
Feb 27, 2007 - 08:19pm PT
ok - now i've got rick james stuck in my head...
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Feb 27, 2007 - 08:34pm PT
The matching does happen...if you notice the yellow and blue of the halter top are picked up in the ensemble worn by the other guy....
L

climber
The City of Lost Angels
Feb 27, 2007 - 08:39pm PT
Oh Happie! You're right! They're wearing "A Pair Apparel". Makes much more sense now...
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Feb 27, 2007 - 09:01pm PT
Isn't that also Breashears, the Kloeberdanz Kid?
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 27, 2007 - 10:03pm PT
Holey Sh#t, John! I leave the house for a few minutes and come back to...what IS that? You musta gotten good with photoshop or sumpthin'.

-PervertedJello

PS, checkin' the old memory banks, I have NO recollection at all of posing for a photo like that. Can I, er...buy the original from you?
Crimpergirl

Social climber
St. Looney
Feb 27, 2007 - 10:15pm PT
I don't have the big cash to play, but I'll follow up on Wil's idea...

How about I trade you a 3 bedroom in exciting St. Louis for a few cold Utah nights? While here you can tour the Anheiser Busch brewery, see the city jails, and drive though (quickly) limitless ghettos. And I'll wear the fishnets and bandana.

Tempting, eh?
the Fet

Knackered climber
A bivy sack in the secret campground
Feb 27, 2007 - 10:18pm PT
Very cool. Whoever takes up the offer will have a fantastic time I'm sure.

BTW Ogden looks fantastic. I've got to get up to that area one of these days (I've only been to the Cottonwoods). If I could retire right now I'd probably move there. World Class skiing and climbing and a low cost of living, where else can you get that?
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 27, 2007 - 11:14pm PT
But Crimpie, if you're here at my place, and I'm there at your place, then that means you're going to have to entertain fatty wearing those fishnets. You OK with that?
Watusi

Social climber
Joshua Tree, CA
Feb 27, 2007 - 11:54pm PT
I was kinda going here myself...
Standing Strong

Trad climber
the secret life of standing strong
Feb 28, 2007 - 01:07am PT

"jack, i want you to draw me like one of your french girls. wearing this. wearing ONLY this"


-LaughingLikeJello
mack

Trad climber
vermont
Feb 28, 2007 - 11:45am PT
Bump...keep this on the front page
Mack
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2007 - 04:24pm PT
OK, so here's the deal. We have two folks who have bid $3,000 each, Wil and a person who wishes to remain annonymous. Fat Jeff has also indicated he may bid. We can proceed with this auction as per the original terms, and raise something in excess of $3,000 for OCS, or, it occurs to me we could do better for everyone, and offer each of the two committed parties identical packages, for $3,000 for each package, yielding a total of $6,000 to OCS, and dissappointing no one. Then, if the Fatster want's to have a special "convert Jello to the worst of extreme capitalism" package put together specially for him, we could do that and bring up the total even more. What say you, Wil, Annonymous (you can answer by e-mail) and Fatrad? I think we need unanimity to change the rules at this point.

For your delectation, just thought I'd drop in a picture of one of the untouched crags we're working on access to. This one is decent limestone up to 400' high.
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2007 - 04:57pm PT
Thanks for the help and support, Jody's ET.
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Feb 28, 2007 - 05:28pm PT
drool.....

I think your idea(both get the deal as opposed to auctioning off till one goes out) is great. Hoping your two bidders agree.

Oh - and thanks for the dinner invite. I really have never been out there, and it is so on my list.... As well, of course, if you're ever in NYC, mi casa su casa.
mack

Trad climber
vermont
Feb 28, 2007 - 08:18pm PT
Please don't wear a tutu
Mack
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2007 - 08:26pm PT
Mack, I've grown up. I don't look good in a tutu anymore.
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