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andanother
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Feb 14, 2007 - 09:11pm PT
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what's a blonde's mating call?
"I am so drunk"
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andanother
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Feb 14, 2007 - 09:11pm PT
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What's an UGLY blonde's mating call?
"I SAID, I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUNK!!!!"
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L
climber
The City of Lost Angels
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 14, 2007 - 09:22pm PT
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And what's a Brunette's mating call?
"Hey, there's a drunk blonde over here!"
AC, I signed up. It looks like my kind of reading.
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Slakkey
Trad climber
From a Quiet Place by the Lake
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Feb 14, 2007 - 09:40pm PT
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My Late Wife was a Blond and she had a PhD. You Guys are clueless.
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L
climber
The City of Lost Angels
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 14, 2007 - 09:51pm PT
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We're not talking about your late wife here, Slakkey...and I'm very sorry for your loss.
We're ridiculing a stereotype that's been around for a long time and is slowly eroding--although not fast enough. If you followed the thread, you'd know that I'm a blonde (who's working on her Master's degree) and don't take the cliche personally when people say "Ah, another blonde moment, huh?"
I'm sorry if you get offended by blonde jokes--there wasn't anything personal--it's just generic comedy.
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paganmonkeyboy
Trad climber
the blighted lands of hatu
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Feb 14, 2007 - 09:53pm PT
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l - you beat me to it
No offense intended slakkey
very sorry.
my ex wife graduated suma cumme laude
and yes
she was a blonde too
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yo
climber
The Eye of the Snail
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Feb 14, 2007 - 09:55pm PT
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Stumbled ourselves on a little language trivia here, kids. And who doesn't love that.
The only noun in the English language with gender: blond/blonde.
/dorky
What about the blonde putting spermicidal jelly on her toast?
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L
climber
The City of Lost Angels
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 14, 2007 - 09:57pm PT
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Yo--You're telling me that a guy's OK with being called a Brunette? Pa-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssseeeeee!
Edit: I just realized that's the blondest thing I've said in a long time.
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yo
climber
The Eye of the Snail
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Feb 14, 2007 - 10:00pm PT
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You are so drunk. haha
What I'm saying is that men are blonds and womens are blondes.
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mtnyoung
Trad climber
Twain Harte, California
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Feb 14, 2007 - 10:01pm PT
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How are a blonde and a cowpie alike?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
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Gabe
climber
San Clemente, CA
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Feb 14, 2007 - 10:04pm PT
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A blonde being offended by a blond joke would be like me being offended by an irish joke. Excuse me, my beer needs me now......not kid'n neither! ...glug ..glug...glug.. AHhhhaa! Tastes Great.
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L
climber
The City of Lost Angels
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 14, 2007 - 10:07pm PT
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Yo--Yeah, I figured that out after I hit the post button. But I hate to delete my moments of true blondness, thus the edit.
I wish I was drunk...instead I think I'm just hungry. Time for dinner ya'll. Ciao!
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johnboy
Trad climber
Can't get here from there
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Feb 14, 2007 - 10:57pm PT
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Whats a blonde say after sex?
You boys all on the same team?
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goatboy smellz
climber
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Feb 14, 2007 - 11:13pm PT
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Whats blonde brunette blonde brunette blonde brunette...
A blonde doing cartwheels.
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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Feb 14, 2007 - 11:19pm PT
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What do you call 20 blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?
A wind tunnel.
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Feb 14, 2007 - 11:19pm PT
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Q. What do blonds and 747's have in common?
A. They both have black boxes
Q. What do blonds and bowling balls have in common?
A. They're both picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a bowling ball?
A. You can only get 3 fingers inside a bowling ball
Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door
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phoolish
Boulder climber
Athens, Ga.
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Feb 14, 2007 - 11:36pm PT
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Stumbled ourselves on a little language trivia here, kids. And who doesn't love that.
The only noun in the English language with gender: blond/blonde.
/dorky
Not really. Actor ~ Actress is still in common use, like Waiter ~ Waitress, Masseur ~ Masseuse, archaically Tiger ~ Tigress, and a bunch more.
English is lousy with gendered nouns; people just tend not to think about them.
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johnboy
Trad climber
Can't get here from there
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Feb 14, 2007 - 11:48pm PT
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Blonde: I want to be the first person to land on the sun.
Teacher: You can't do that, the sun is to hot.
Blonde: Well duh, I was going to do it at night
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yo
climber
The Eye of the Snail
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Feb 14, 2007 - 11:57pm PT
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Whoa, phoolish, maybe you're right. Maybe it was gendered adjective? A blond guy and a blonde girl? Whatever. Clearly I wasn't paying attention that much.
Technically not a blonde joke:
Dude meets a girl at a party, asks her name.
She says, "Carmen."
"Oh, that's really beautiful, is that like a Spanish name or something?"
"No, I just made it up. It's the two things I love most: cars and men. What's your name?"
"Golf-tits."
(Or in my case, Beakseam-Mountain Dew.)
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