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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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May 16, 2014 - 09:46pm PT
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Remember, go-B....
If we don't sin, Jesus will have died for nothing.
Wanna go get a beer?
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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May 16, 2014 - 11:44pm PT
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I'm wondering what you guys find so funny with that pic?
I guess because you think ur making fun of Jesus?
I for one never thought any picture looked like Him. The bible slightly describes Jesus' looks. For one His hair was bronze dreadlocks. Which prolly means He was black. I think that would be a really good reason why at first nobody would take Him seriously. It would sure make sense anyway. Could you imagine if a black Jesus walked into America right now. I'd bet half the white Christians seeing Him wouldn't believe Him. He'd have to do a miracle for anyone to believe. That's why only believing in what you can see is stupid! And unspiritual! I think if you want to be more spiritual, close ur eyes, and see with ur ears and nose..
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grover
climber
Northern Mexico
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May 16, 2014 - 11:49pm PT
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Anita's above...
Best one of those things yet...
That fuking CAT with the babies body...
LOL!!!...
Agreed, best one 'yet'
But Lockn00b ... It's a Baby with a cats head.
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klk
Trad climber
cali
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May 17, 2014 - 12:07am PT
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The bible slightly describes Jesus' looks. For one His hair was bronze dreadlocks.
lol
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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May 17, 2014 - 12:14am PT
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Black Jesus.. Like Yeezus?
Bronze dreadlocks... Lol
Are you high buddy?
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jstan
climber
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May 17, 2014 - 12:17am PT
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BB:
Can you give us a citation on that?
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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May 17, 2014 - 12:28am PT
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are ya happy now, Donini? What thou hast wrought, man.
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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May 17, 2014 - 12:46am PT
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Go-b knows what no.-b
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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May 17, 2014 - 08:08am PT
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glanton
That's the funniest meme I've ever seen
You made my day
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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May 17, 2014 - 08:59am PT
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"Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.
The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.
RAmen."
-Flying Spaghetti Monster prayer
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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May 17, 2014 - 09:01am PT
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On the seventh day of floating around infinite nothingness, after six days of rest, the Flying Spaghetti Monster said, 'Let there be a Universe, or something!' And there was a Universe, or something not terribly far off. And the Flying Spaghetti Monster saw that it was pretty damn good, especially the bits with a light sauce.
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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May 17, 2014 - 10:50am PT
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A recent poll indicated over 80% of Americans favor keeping "God" in the verbage of many things.
Is it that high? 80%, wow. Now I know America is doomed, if 80% of Americans are completely retarded and obviously have no knowledge of the U.S Constitution.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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May 17, 2014 - 11:04am PT
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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May 17, 2014 - 11:08am PT
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hey I'm catholic, I can make fun of JC all I want
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go-B
climber
Cling to what is good!
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May 18, 2014 - 09:43am PT
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...the question is if God says to do or not do this or that will you?
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go-B
climber
Cling to what is good!
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May 18, 2014 - 10:30am PT
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1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
...apples to oranges this is how we got in this mess in the first place!
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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May 18, 2014 - 10:52am PT
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"There is only one Righteous God, he is the Lord who tends to his flock, and strains the spaghetti. Kneel and worship his Flighty Almighty Goodness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and do not bow to other false gods."
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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May 18, 2014 - 01:49pm PT
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I personally don't believe in fairy tales...
I believe. How could I not.
The "unbeliever", I don't get you.
Look around. The facts, which is a little of history, a lot of biology, geology, and physics. So that's it? Nothing spiritual or unexplained, hidden from our observation?
It's funny that all these mythical, science fiction/comic book based movies do so well. People are pretty obviously made up of more than than just what is. Do you believe in romance?
Imagination. Belief. Faith. This is Me.
Some may say that they are unbelievers. I don't believe them.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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May 18, 2014 - 01:55pm PT
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What is it with Fundies and humour? The humour is so obvious! If you can't laugh at yourself you can't laugh at anything
Exactly.
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