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paul roehl

Boulder climber
california
Apr 1, 2014 - 06:04pm PT
Almost named my daughter Ginger.
hossjulia

Trad climber
Carson City, NV
Apr 1, 2014 - 07:21pm PT
Had a client call to place an order, "Can I get your name please? Kent. Can I get your last name? That is my last name. OK, what is your first name. Clark." We paused, he had to be waiting for it. Finally, all I could think of was, "Your parents sure had a sense of humor." "Ah hum" was all I got as a reply. oops. Proceed with order, do not mention name again, do not snicker, guffaw or snort. Make sale. Hung up, rushed into the shop to tell everyone and had a good laugh.

This person might be a climber, he was a backcountry skier.
Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Apr 4, 2014 - 10:48pm PT
The first time I had sex was on the beach with a girl named Sandy Both.Was it Sandy, you ask? Yes. Which one? Both.

A good friend is Richard Little. Formerly Little,Dick in school days.

The Vietnamese restaurant in Seaside is called Pho King.

TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Apr 4, 2014 - 11:28pm PT
While hitchhiking this winter for a day of skiing at Taos Ski Valley, I got picked up by a black man. Turned out to be the urologist at the local hospital. His name? Alden Cockburn.

I kid you not. You can google him: "Taos urologist."

He told me that he decided to become a urologist - in part - to take advantage of his name! We both laughed about that. Also told me he's been the butt of a few jokes that made prime time. Like Jay Leno and the Tonight Show.
Fletcher

Gym climber
A very quiet place
Apr 4, 2014 - 11:46pm PT
My brothers knew a Harley Davidson in junior high school.

And then there was the Tak Kee Hat Shop at the ferry terminal on Lantau Island (part of Hong Kong). But that's just a funny transliteration of another language.

The Chinese in Hong Kong often have two first names, one Cantonese, one English. There are some pretty funny ones. My wife used to work with a guy named Winky. This was in a pretty corporate setting.

A humorous columnist from my days there, Nuri Vittachi, wrote a funny article about such names. His were made up, but not that far off. My favorite he came up with was Anthrax Chang.

Eric
DanaB

climber
CT
Apr 5, 2014 - 02:52am PT
I worked with a gastroenterologist, his name was Richard Grunt - Dick Grunt.
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Apr 5, 2014 - 09:17pm PT
Well, some actors take stage names for several reasons, if there is already an actor that was registered with SAG, for example Micheal Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas but that name is already taken, or they change their names to make them more "star-able"

or Boris Karloff was really William Henry Pratt,

but Hal Linden (you know, Barney Miller TV series) was born Harold Lipschitz. I think I'd change my name too.
GrahamJ

climber
In the rain
Apr 5, 2014 - 10:09pm PT
There is someone who works for my company in a different branch named Richard Tiddie... I have to laugh every time I see him
gazela

Boulder climber
Albuquerque, NM
Apr 5, 2014 - 11:24pm PT
Growing up, I knew a girl named Charlotte Webb.

When I worked in a university bookstore, I used to "check in" the Schaum's outlines, a couple of which were written by a guy named Seymour Lipschutz.
Larry Nelson

Social climber
Apr 6, 2014 - 02:11am PT
BITD, the old "Halfway Inn", on the road between Fairbanks and Nenana, was bought by this skinny guy named Dick.

(Now goes by the name Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn)
tooth

Trad climber
B.C.
Apr 6, 2014 - 10:54am PT
My last name is Visscher. I considered naming my daughter Helen Irene. But my wife didn't like the initials.

My nephew almost ended up Festus Arbutus Grant. I was the only one in the family who caught it.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Apr 6, 2014 - 11:02am PT
Virginia Wood ran the Pro Tools (sound mixing) rig.


My company makes that gear. The software (Pro Tools) and the hardware.

Virginia sounds like she has a great sense of humor. And I'm sure she does 'get around'.

Beautiful name, Virginia. I think there's a Rolling Stones tune about sweet Virginia.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=rolling+Stones+sweet+virginia&FORM=VIRE3#view=detail&mid=3A1CA9B79D932E2968473A1CA9B79D932E296847
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Apr 6, 2014 - 11:17pm PT
"Virgina" by the Blackberry Bushes, for thems that like a string band

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