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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Jul 10, 2013 - 01:17am PT
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Ping pong balls dude.
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Clint Cummins
Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
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Jul 10, 2013 - 01:31am PT
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Vaginas are more dangerous than guns. Dangerous in a good way.
Ron's subtlety goes past people sometimes (assuming I'm interpreting him as he intended; I could be wrong).
I'm thinking he meant something like "The pen is mightier than the sword."
Having moms and dads in a community is dangerous to the bad politicians, since citizens who pay attention will notice if their officials are doing a poor job.
Having just a bunch of single guys shooting up the landscape and each other, and having low expectations of their officials is no threat to bad politicians.
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Chaz
Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
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Jul 10, 2013 - 01:35am PT
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Large-capacity ones - like Diane Feinstein's - would be illegal in California.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Jul 10, 2013 - 11:55am PT
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The difference between a vagina and a gun is the potential for a speedy kill.
One of my best taco one liners, and everyone gets upset over the other Ron,...
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jaaan
Trad climber
Chamonix, France
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Jul 10, 2013 - 12:39pm PT
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Vaginas are more dangerous than guns.
Err... in the wrong hands, perhaps?
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Jul 10, 2013 - 12:50pm PT
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Vaginas are more dangerous than guns.
What a queer statement.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Jul 10, 2013 - 01:09pm PT
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Great 'toon rSin.
I think we have hit on the problem...
Not enough good vagina for you gun nuts..
Find more friendly Vagina
You will love your guns less
Ps. Don't try to hold onto vagina as hard as you hold only guns
Vagina can run ... Guns can't
Happy hunting
Just remember squeeze don't pull the trigger.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 10, 2013 - 01:21pm PT
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If happiness was a warm holster, folks, it would be harder pullin' out the old shootin' iron. Instead, what do we have? A bunch of nervous nellies worried that some one will take away their menhoods, their men-ness, their virility.
Why is it that so many 'Protestants' follow their 'Pastors' so meekly? Sheep, fleece, wool-over-the-eyes, lambs to the slaughter.
Bang-bong, shoot-shoot.
The laws in TX are enforced by large appendages of low caliber.
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abrams
Sport climber
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Jul 10, 2013 - 01:28pm PT
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Attended several parties last week and saw many armed and dangerous
trophy wives. No doubt they were reaping more than any punk lurking in a alley waiting to mug someone from all the real diamonds I saw.
The high capacity assault vagina is a fact of life.
;)
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Gearhead
Trad climber
Novato Ca
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Jul 10, 2013 - 02:47pm PT
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Good Post! Sad But True
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bookworm
Social climber
Falls Church, VA
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Jul 10, 2013 - 06:56pm PT
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ummm...vaginas are not wombs...but anyway
if your vagina was a gun and you used it to kill somebody, we wouldn't demand that all vaginas be banned...or even certain types of vaginas...or that all those people who legally own/use vaginas register their vaginas with the government
rather, we would insist that your right to own a vagina is protected by the 2nd amendment...and that your vagina is critical to protecting/preserving freedom because all other rights are pointless without the RIGHT TO LIFE and that if the government takes away your right to own a vagina it will have absolute power over life
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neversummer
climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
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Jul 10, 2013 - 07:58pm PT
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"If my vagina was a gun"
thanks..just stole that for a new song title.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Jul 10, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
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and that if the government takes away your right to own a vagina it will have absolute power over life
Well that pretty well does explain the GopTea and their war on women now doesn't it?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 10, 2013 - 08:52pm PT
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The subjunctive is not a tense; rather, it is a mood, dammit!
Tense refers to when an action takes place (past, present, future), while mood merely reflects how the speaker feels about the action.
The mood is employed to denote an action or state as conceived and not as a fact.
The subjunctive mood is rarely used in English (would that it were better understoood, in which case it might be used more oftenly), but it is widely used in Spanish.
"I am feeling very tense today, Gumercindo. If you were to clean my pistola for me, I might feel more in the mood."
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=606532&tn=340#msg2179558
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sandstone conglomerate
climber
sharon conglomerate central
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Jul 10, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
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i love vaginas. each one is like a puzzle box, waiting to be unlocked.
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splitter
Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Jul 11, 2013 - 09:34pm PT
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from another thread i posted on...
~ generation x'ed ~
r.i.p. lil' darlins,
all 60+ million of ya.
a generation (1973-2013)
rejected, mostly for
convenience sake. gone
before they could be
forgotten...or not.
yet they cud recognize
their mothers voice
from the warmth of
her unwelcome womb.
~ Splitter (5/14/13)
edit: perhaps one of them "fetuses" had the cure for cancer, AIDS, or whatever, embeded in its chromosomes. whateVah...
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Lennox
climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
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Jul 11, 2013 - 10:45pm PT
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If all our guns were vaginas . . .
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Jul 11, 2013 - 11:13pm PT
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"If My Vagina Was A Gun"
Then you should keep it clean,
and shoot it often.
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Snowmassguy
Trad climber
Calirado
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Jul 11, 2013 - 11:32pm PT
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Mine would come equipped with a high capacity magazine.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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Jul 13, 2013 - 01:37pm PT
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http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/07/12/2295691/texas-senate-tampon-gun/
You’re Allowed To Carry A Gun Into The Texas Senate Gallery, But Not A Tampon
By Tara Culp-Ressler on Jul 12, 2013 at 4:08 pm
An example of an item that's not permitted in the Texas Gallery. (Credit: Shutterstock)
On Friday afternoon, the Texas Senate will vote on a package of abortion restrictions that Republican lawmakers have been attempting to push through a special session. After State Sen. Wendy Davis (D-TX) successfully blocked a vote on the legislation last month with a 13-hour filibuster that was aided by disruptions from hundreds of protesters in the gallery, Senate Republicans aren’t taking any chances this time.
According to Jessica Luther, a freelance writer and pro-choice activist who has been coordinating much of the push-back to the proposed abortion restrictions over the past few weeks, Senate officials are confiscating any objects they believe may cause a similar disruption in the gallery during Friday’s vote. Protesters aren’t allowed to carry water bottles or even feminine hygiene products, just in case they might throw them at lawmakers:
Even though the Texas legislature may not be comfortable with feminine hygiene products, it’s a bit more relaxed when it comes to firearms. Individuals with concealed carry licenses are permitted to bring their guns into the Senate gallery. In fact, a Texas Republican recently insinuated he might do just that during the current special session.
In a recent interview with the National Review Online, state Rep. Jonathan Strickland (R) expressed concern over becoming the target of violence as thousands of angry pro-choice activists rally at the capitol. When asked whether those concerns would inspire him to carry a hidden gun this session, he said he couldn’t legally answer that question. But he did add, “I very, very often do concealed-carry, I can say that.”
Since activists aren’t allowed to carry tampons or pads on their person, they have asked supporters to send feminine products to the capitol building so they can stock the bathrooms for the women who may need them.
**Stupid Pansy Teabaglicans, afraid of a tampon.
Don't those fat old pasty white guys know that Tampons and Maxi pads make great emergency first aid bandaging for bullet wounds? Do Texas women need to get a "concealed Carry" permit for in-situ protection?**
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