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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 10, 2013 - 08:52pm PT
The subjunctive is not a tense; rather, it is a mood, dammit!

Tense refers to when an action takes place (past, present, future), while mood merely reflects how the speaker feels about the action.

The mood is employed to denote an action or state as conceived and not as a fact.

The subjunctive mood is rarely used in English (would that it were better understoood, in which case it might be used more oftenly), but it is widely used in Spanish.

"I am feeling very tense today, Gumercindo. If you were to clean my pistola for me, I might feel more in the mood."

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=606532&tn=340#msg2179558
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Jul 10, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
i love vaginas. each one is like a puzzle box, waiting to be unlocked.
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 11, 2013 - 09:34pm PT
from another thread i posted on...

~ generation x'ed ~

r.i.p. lil' darlins,
all 60+ million of ya.
a generation (1973-2013)
rejected, mostly for
convenience sake. gone
before they could be
forgotten...or not.
yet they cud recognize
their mothers voice
from the warmth of
her unwelcome womb.

~ Splitter (5/14/13)

edit: perhaps one of them "fetuses" had the cure for cancer, AIDS, or whatever, embeded in its chromosomes. whateVah...
WTF

climber
Jul 11, 2013 - 10:31pm PT



philo



Jul 9, 2013 - 07:40pm PT
No body ever died from a drive by vagina-ing.

Tell that sh#t to EZ E. NWA STILL THE SH#T
Lennox

climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
Jul 11, 2013 - 10:45pm PT


If all our guns were vaginas . . .

TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Jul 11, 2013 - 11:13pm PT
"If My Vagina Was A Gun"

Then you should keep it clean,

and shoot it often.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 11, 2013 - 11:20pm PT
gutted chinook.......
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Jul 11, 2013 - 11:32pm PT
Mine would come equipped with a high capacity magazine.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Jul 13, 2013 - 01:37pm PT
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/07/12/2295691/texas-senate-tampon-gun/
Youíre Allowed To Carry A Gun Into The Texas Senate Gallery, But Not A Tampon

By Tara Culp-Ressler on Jul 12, 2013 at 4:08 pm

An example of an item that's not permitted in the Texas Gallery. (Credit: Shutterstock)
On Friday afternoon, the Texas Senate will vote on a package of abortion restrictions that Republican lawmakers have been attempting to push through a special session. After State Sen. Wendy Davis (D-TX) successfully blocked a vote on the legislation last month with a 13-hour filibuster that was aided by disruptions from hundreds of protesters in the gallery, Senate Republicans arenít taking any chances this time.
According to Jessica Luther, a freelance writer and pro-choice activist who has been coordinating much of the push-back to the proposed abortion restrictions over the past few weeks, Senate officials are confiscating any objects they believe may cause a similar disruption in the gallery during Fridayís vote. Protesters arenít allowed to carry water bottles or even feminine hygiene products, just in case they might throw them at lawmakers:

Even though the Texas legislature may not be comfortable with feminine hygiene products, itís a bit more relaxed when it comes to firearms. Individuals with concealed carry licenses are permitted to bring their guns into the Senate gallery. In fact, a Texas Republican recently insinuated he might do just that during the current special session.
In a recent interview with the National Review Online, state Rep. Jonathan Strickland (R) expressed concern over becoming the target of violence as thousands of angry pro-choice activists rally at the capitol. When asked whether those concerns would inspire him to carry a hidden gun this session, he said he couldnít legally answer that question. But he did add, ďI very, very often do concealed-carry, I can say that.Ē
Since activists arenít allowed to carry tampons or pads on their person, they have asked supporters to send feminine products to the capitol building so they can stock the bathrooms for the women who may need them.





**Stupid Pansy Teabaglicans, afraid of a tampon.
Don't those fat old pasty white guys know that Tampons and Maxi pads make great emergency first aid bandaging for bullet wounds? Do Texas women need to get a "concealed Carry" permit for in-situ protection?**
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Jul 13, 2013 - 04:49pm PT

splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 05:18pm PT
if yer vagina was a gun, i sure in hell wouldn't wanna stick anything that's permanently attached to me in it. and i suspect that not to many other dudes would wanna risk getting their balls blown off either. so, the issue at hand is a moot point. ;)

edit: but there are some pretty dumb d00ds out there, so, wudevah!
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 05:40pm PT
rSin,

obviously i was just joking (note ";)" symbol), and if anything, it was myself that is missing the point that the OP and the author of the poem was making. i did so simply in jest. i thought it was funny, anyway. btw, i have only read a few posts, other than the OP/poem.

edit: my cousin, for some reason still unbeknownst to me, got really pissed at me one day (when she is pissed, she just sits and stares at you forever). finally she said, "Oh, I get it, you have a dry sense of humor." (not sure what that is). When i asked her what she meant, she said, "Never mind, just be sure and tell people that you do, after telling them one of your jokes. Particularly if the're bigger than you." lol
MikeL

climber
SANTA CLARA, CA
Jul 13, 2013 - 05:58pm PT
If my vagina was a gun,


But it's not.
WTF

climber
Jul 13, 2013 - 08:50pm PT
This smells fishy.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jul 13, 2013 - 09:58pm PT
Today's Menu -

Fish Tacos with Black Powder Seasoning.

Yelp says "great mouth feel with a brassy finish...would recommend to my buddies on the soccer team."


splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 10:24pm PT
^ Katie Heim, "If My Vagina Were A Gun"
^ Katie Heim, "If My Vagina Were A Gun"
Credit: splitter
if it were (a gun) wud anyone here (on ST) lick it? ...jus' curious. ;)

edit: hey, it's a legit question. so, STFU!
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:37pm PT
^ WWLD (What Would Locker Do)?
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:44pm PT
no- she has "-----" written all over her face. Believe me,, i know ..
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:44pm PT
rSin, back atcha!

edit: personally, i don't think any of this thread is very funny, and it's all pretty damn despicable!!!

SIXTY PLUS MILLION (60M+) ABORTIONS SINCE 1973. THE MAJORITY BEING FOR CONVENIENCE SAKE. NOW THAT IS PRETTY DAMN DESPICABLE, IMO!!! A WHOLE GENERATION ABORTED ('73-'13). PATHETIC!
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 14, 2013 - 12:19am PT
HUH?

How did you come to that conclusion?

BTW, I was born with spina bifida occulta. i had a sore the size of a quarter, that never healed over, until i was about 14 years old. after that, t would come and go. but, i am damn glad that i am alive, had the chance to live this life. but, had the same diagnostics that they use today, to diagnose spina bifida, been in use then, they would have highly recommended, indeed most likely convinced, my mother to abort.

Your logic is extremely slanted, illogical, and lacking reason.

I am taking a stand for the children that had no voice. Many aborted up to the end of the second trimester (6 months). They can identify their mothers voice at five (5) months. WHO is the child hater, in that regards?!?!!
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