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rSin

Trad climber
calif
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 9, 2013 - 09:36pm PT
This was one of the testimonies given before the Texas senate, today.




If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights. You would ride on a bus and fight all the fights.

If my vagina was a gun, you would treat it with care. You wouldn't spill all its secrets, because, well, why go there?

If my vagina was a gun you'd say what it holds is private. From cold dead hands we could pry; you surely would riot.

If my vagina was a gun its rights would all be protected. No matter the body count or the children affected.

If my vagina was a gun I could bypass security. Concealed carry laws would ensure I had purity.

If my vagina was a gun, I wouldn't have to beg you. I could hunt this great land and do all the things that men do.

But my vagina's not a gun. It's a mightier thing. With a voice that rings true, making lawmaker's ears ring.

Vaginas aren't delicate, they are muscular, magic. So stop messing with mine, with legislation that's tragic.

My vagina is here to demand from the source; listen to the voices of thousands or feel their full force.








You can get the transcript and listen to it here (look for it at 3:56 p.m. It's only about a minute long). Katie Heim is the name of the author and speaker.


http://www.burntorangereport.com/diary/13750/sb1-liveblog-senate-health-and-human-services-hearing-and-antichoice-sideshow
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:41pm PT
YES!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:43pm PT
That's a pretty good speech. The Texas bill is wrong, and should be defeated.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:44pm PT
It won't be this time.

You gets what yooz vote for ..

MORONS
Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:45pm PT
If my vagina WERE a gun. The subjunctive tense is all but lost these days.
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:45pm PT
If your vagina were a gun, you'd need special permission from the government if you want to keep it concealed in public. And in California, nobody gets that permission.

Be damn careful what you wish for.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:46pm PT
Yup. Poor grammar, but good ethics.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:48pm PT
Vaginas are more dangerous than guns.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:49pm PT
I ain't skeered of no Vagina!
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:51pm PT
Pretty Girls Make Graves
- Teeth Collector -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvWgkr3zSgU
S.Leeper

Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:16pm PT
at least that phuqer Perry is not running for Governor again.
Ian Jewell

climber
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:23pm PT
FACT : IF MY VAGINA WAS A GUN , IT WOUD BE 50 CALIBUR DOUBLE BARREL FULLY AUTOMATIC FUNKY GOODNESS BRO !!!!

ALSO MY BRO'S AND ME PLAY PAINTBALL ON SATURDAYS, AND I'M GLAD ITS NOT ALL VAGINAS BLASTING DOWN THERE ! - ( RUNNERS UP 2ND PLACE , LEAGUE FINALS , 20011 )
Dr. F.

Big Wall climber
SoCal
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:25pm PT

Credit: Dr. F.

‘War On Women’ Leaves GOP Desperate To Recruit A Few Good Vaginas

Author: Lorraine Devon Wilke
July 9, 2013 6:34 am

Read more: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/07/09/war-on-women-leaves-gop-desperate-to-recruit-a-few-good-vaginas/#ixzz2YbbWb3Ql
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:30pm PT
If it is,

Should it be limited to ten pubic hairs?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:38pm PT
LOL TGT



The difference between a vagina and a gun is the potential for a speedy kill.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:40pm PT
No body ever died from a drive by vagina-ing.
rSin

Trad climber
calif
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 9, 2013 - 10:46pm PT
vagSpree?!?!?
crusher

climber
Santa Monica, CA
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:52pm PT
TX and so many other states, so f'd up.

I hope the momentum that Wendy Davis got going in Texas continues. There and in all the other states with whack job politicians. It's time.

It's simply amazing to me to see what these a9(&*(^&*(s spend their time on with so many other REAL problems that need attention.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:53pm PT
The purpose of a vagina, is to put dangerous things on a shelf.

You can ask permission to take your dangerous thing off of the shelf but there is no obligation on behalf of the vagina owner to make it so...
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:55pm PT
^^^ Crusher +1
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