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SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:41pm PT
YES!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:43pm PT
That's a pretty good speech. The Texas bill is wrong, and should be defeated.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:44pm PT
It won't be this time.

You gets what yooz vote for ..

MORONS
Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:45pm PT
If my vagina WERE a gun. The subjunctive tense is all but lost these days.
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:45pm PT
If your vagina were a gun, you'd need special permission from the government if you want to keep it concealed in public. And in California, nobody gets that permission.

Be damn careful what you wish for.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:46pm PT
Yup. Poor grammar, but good ethics.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:48pm PT
Vaginas are more dangerous than guns.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Jul 9, 2013 - 09:49pm PT
I ain't skeered of no Vagina!
S.Leeper

Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:16pm PT
at least that phuqer Perry is not running for Governor again.
Ian Jewell

climber
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:23pm PT
FACT : IF MY VAGINA WAS A GUN , IT WOUD BE 50 CALIBUR DOUBLE BARREL FULLY AUTOMATIC FUNKY GOODNESS BRO !!!!

ALSO MY BRO'S AND ME PLAY PAINTBALL ON SATURDAYS, AND I'M GLAD ITS NOT ALL VAGINAS BLASTING DOWN THERE ! - ( RUNNERS UP 2ND PLACE , LEAGUE FINALS , 20011 )
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:30pm PT
If it is,

Should it be limited to ten pubic hairs?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:38pm PT
LOL TGT



The difference between a vagina and a gun is the potential for a speedy kill.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:40pm PT
No body ever died from a drive by vagina-ing.
crusher

climber
Santa Monica, CA
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:52pm PT
TX and so many other states, so f'd up.

I hope the momentum that Wendy Davis got going in Texas continues. There and in all the other states with whack job politicians. It's time.

It's simply amazing to me to see what these a9(&*(^&*(s spend their time on with so many other REAL problems that need attention.
Jim Brennan

Trad climber
Vancouver Canada
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:53pm PT
The purpose of a vagina, is to put dangerous things on a shelf.

You can ask permission to take your dangerous thing off of the shelf but there is no obligation on behalf of the vagina owner to make it so...
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Jul 9, 2013 - 10:55pm PT
^^^ Crusher +1
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Jul 9, 2013 - 11:05pm PT
I guess it can be a holster

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-in-vagina-sentencing-576342
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Jul 9, 2013 - 11:52pm PT
If your vagina was a gun, airport security would be an issue. The TSA are full on sexists.
MisterE

Social climber
Jul 10, 2013 - 12:04am PT
Vaginas are more dangerous than guns.

It does not surprise me one bit that you said that Ron.
Barbarian

climber
Jul 10, 2013 - 12:09am PT
Texas believes that all lives are sacred except the ones the government decides aren't.
Chicken Skinner

Trad climber
Yosemite
Jul 10, 2013 - 12:32am PT
I hear it is a little hard to find ammunition these days.

Ken
Bruce Kay

Gym climber
BC
Jul 10, 2013 - 12:34am PT
Vaginas are more dangerous than guns.


I thought this was hilarious.... until I noticed you forgot to put a little smiley face there to signify you were making a joke.

Ron, You were joking........ weren't you?
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Jul 10, 2013 - 12:50am PT
I am so proud of this women in Texas today.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/09/1222279/-Young-Woman-Has-EPIC-Rant-in-TX-Abortion-Hearings-Gets-Hauled-Off-By-State-Troopers#

crunch

Social climber
CO
Jul 10, 2013 - 01:13am PT
Yeah!

What "crusher" said.

Crusher
The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jul 10, 2013 - 01:17am PT
Ping pong balls dude.
Clint Cummins

Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
Jul 10, 2013 - 01:31am PT
Vaginas are more dangerous than guns.
Dangerous in a good way.
Ron's subtlety goes past people sometimes (assuming I'm interpreting him as he intended; I could be wrong).
I'm thinking he meant something like "The pen is mightier than the sword."

Having moms and dads in a community is dangerous to the bad politicians, since citizens who pay attention will notice if their officials are doing a poor job.

Having just a bunch of single guys shooting up the landscape and each other, and having low expectations of their officials is no threat to bad politicians.
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Jul 10, 2013 - 01:35am PT
Large-capacity ones - like Diane Feinstein's - would be illegal in California.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 10, 2013 - 11:55am PT
The difference between a vagina and a gun is the potential for a speedy kill.

One of my best taco one liners, and everyone gets upset over the other Ron,...
jaaan

Trad climber
Chamonix, France
Jul 10, 2013 - 12:39pm PT
Vaginas are more dangerous than guns.

Err... in the wrong hands, perhaps?
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jul 10, 2013 - 12:50pm PT
Vaginas are more dangerous than guns.

What a queer statement.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Jul 10, 2013 - 01:09pm PT
Great 'toon rSin.


I think we have hit on the problem...
Not enough good vagina for you gun nuts..

Find more friendly Vagina
You will love your guns less

Ps. Don't try to hold onto vagina as hard as you hold only guns
Vagina can run ... Guns can't

Happy hunting

Just remember squeeze don't pull the trigger.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 10, 2013 - 01:21pm PT
If happiness was a warm holster, folks, it would be harder pullin' out the old shootin' iron. Instead, what do we have? A bunch of nervous nellies worried that some one will take away their menhoods, their men-ness, their virility.

Why is it that so many 'Protestants' follow their 'Pastors' so meekly? Sheep, fleece, wool-over-the-eyes, lambs to the slaughter.

Bang-bong, shoot-shoot.
Our habits are nunya business.
Our habits are nunya business.
Credit: mouse from merced
The laws in TX are enforced by large appendages of low caliber.

abrams

Sport climber
Jul 10, 2013 - 01:28pm PT
Attended several parties last week and saw many armed and dangerous
trophy wives. No doubt they were reaping more than any punk lurking in a alley waiting to mug someone from all the real diamonds I saw.
The high capacity assault vagina is a fact of life.
;)

Gearhead

Trad climber
Novato Ca
Jul 10, 2013 - 02:47pm PT
Good Post! Sad But True
bookworm

Social climber
Falls Church, VA
Jul 10, 2013 - 06:56pm PT
ummm...vaginas are not wombs...but anyway

if your vagina was a gun and you used it to kill somebody, we wouldn't demand that all vaginas be banned...or even certain types of vaginas...or that all those people who legally own/use vaginas register their vaginas with the government

rather, we would insist that your right to own a vagina is protected by the 2nd amendment...and that your vagina is critical to protecting/preserving freedom because all other rights are pointless without the RIGHT TO LIFE and that if the government takes away your right to own a vagina it will have absolute power over life
neversummer

climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
Jul 10, 2013 - 07:58pm PT
"If my vagina was a gun"
thanks..just stole that for a new song title.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Jul 10, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
and that if the government takes away your right to own a vagina it will have absolute power over life

Well that pretty well does explain the GopTea and their war on women now doesn't it?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 10, 2013 - 08:52pm PT
The subjunctive is not a tense; rather, it is a mood, dammit!

Tense refers to when an action takes place (past, present, future), while mood merely reflects how the speaker feels about the action.

The mood is employed to denote an action or state as conceived and not as a fact.

The subjunctive mood is rarely used in English (would that it were better understoood, in which case it might be used more oftenly), but it is widely used in Spanish.

"I am feeling very tense today, Gumercindo. If you were to clean my pistola for me, I might feel more in the mood."

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=606532&tn=340#msg2179558
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Jul 10, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
i love vaginas. each one is like a puzzle box, waiting to be unlocked.
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 11, 2013 - 09:34pm PT
from another thread i posted on...

~ generation x'ed ~

r.i.p. lil' darlins,
all 60+ million of ya.
a generation (1973-2013)
rejected, mostly for
convenience sake. gone
before they could be
forgotten...or not.
yet they cud recognize
their mothers voice
from the warmth of
her unwelcome womb.

~ Splitter (5/14/13)

edit: perhaps one of them "fetuses" had the cure for cancer, AIDS, or whatever, embeded in its chromosomes. whateVah...
WTF

climber
Jul 11, 2013 - 10:31pm PT



philo



Jul 9, 2013 - 07:40pm PT
No body ever died from a drive by vagina-ing.

Tell that sh#t to EZ E. NWA STILL THE SH#T
Lennox

climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
Jul 11, 2013 - 10:45pm PT


If all our guns were vaginas . . .

TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Jul 11, 2013 - 11:13pm PT
"If My Vagina Was A Gun"

Then you should keep it clean,

and shoot it often.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 11, 2013 - 11:20pm PT
gutted chinook.......
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Jul 11, 2013 - 11:32pm PT
Mine would come equipped with a high capacity magazine.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Jul 13, 2013 - 01:37pm PT
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/07/12/2295691/texas-senate-tampon-gun/
You’re Allowed To Carry A Gun Into The Texas Senate Gallery, But Not A Tampon

By Tara Culp-Ressler on Jul 12, 2013 at 4:08 pm

An example of an item that's not permitted in the Texas Gallery. (Credit: Shutterstock)
On Friday afternoon, the Texas Senate will vote on a package of abortion restrictions that Republican lawmakers have been attempting to push through a special session. After State Sen. Wendy Davis (D-TX) successfully blocked a vote on the legislation last month with a 13-hour filibuster that was aided by disruptions from hundreds of protesters in the gallery, Senate Republicans aren’t taking any chances this time.
According to Jessica Luther, a freelance writer and pro-choice activist who has been coordinating much of the push-back to the proposed abortion restrictions over the past few weeks, Senate officials are confiscating any objects they believe may cause a similar disruption in the gallery during Friday’s vote. Protesters aren’t allowed to carry water bottles or even feminine hygiene products, just in case they might throw them at lawmakers:

Even though the Texas legislature may not be comfortable with feminine hygiene products, it’s a bit more relaxed when it comes to firearms. Individuals with concealed carry licenses are permitted to bring their guns into the Senate gallery. In fact, a Texas Republican recently insinuated he might do just that during the current special session.
In a recent interview with the National Review Online, state Rep. Jonathan Strickland (R) expressed concern over becoming the target of violence as thousands of angry pro-choice activists rally at the capitol. When asked whether those concerns would inspire him to carry a hidden gun this session, he said he couldn’t legally answer that question. But he did add, “I very, very often do concealed-carry, I can say that.”
Since activists aren’t allowed to carry tampons or pads on their person, they have asked supporters to send feminine products to the capitol building so they can stock the bathrooms for the women who may need them.





**Stupid Pansy Teabaglicans, afraid of a tampon.
Don't those fat old pasty white guys know that Tampons and Maxi pads make great emergency first aid bandaging for bullet wounds? Do Texas women need to get a "concealed Carry" permit for in-situ protection?**
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland-GulfBreeze
Jul 13, 2013 - 04:49pm PT

splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 05:18pm PT
if yer vagina was a gun, i sure in hell wouldn't wanna stick anything that's permanently attached to me in it. and i suspect that not to many other dudes would wanna risk getting their balls blown off either. so, the issue at hand is a moot point. ;)

edit: but there are some pretty dumb d00ds out there, so, wudevah!
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 05:40pm PT
rSin,

obviously i was just joking (note ";)" symbol), and if anything, it was myself that is missing the point that the OP and the author of the poem was making. i did so simply in jest. i thought it was funny, anyway. btw, i have only read a few posts, other than the OP/poem.

edit: my cousin, for some reason still unbeknownst to me, got really pissed at me one day (when she is pissed, she just sits and stares at you forever). finally she said, "Oh, I get it, you have a dry sense of humor." (not sure what that is). When i asked her what she meant, she said, "Never mind, just be sure and tell people that you do, after telling them one of your jokes. Particularly if the're bigger than you." lol
MikeL

climber
SANTA CLARA, CA
Jul 13, 2013 - 05:58pm PT
If my vagina was a gun,


But it's not.
WTF

climber
Jul 13, 2013 - 08:50pm PT
This smells fishy.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jul 13, 2013 - 09:58pm PT
Today's Menu -

Fish Tacos with Black Powder Seasoning.

Yelp says "great mouth feel with a brassy finish...would recommend to my buddies on the soccer team."


splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 10:24pm PT
^ Katie Heim, "If My Vagina Were A Gun"
^ Katie Heim, "If My Vagina Were A Gun"
Credit: splitter
if it were (a gun) wud anyone here (on ST) lick it? ...jus' curious. ;)

edit: hey, it's a legit question. so, STFU!
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:37pm PT
^ WWLD (What Would Locker Do)?
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:44pm PT
no- she has "-----" written all over her face. Believe me,, i know ..
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:44pm PT
rSin, back atcha!

edit: personally, i don't think any of this thread is very funny, and it's all pretty damn despicable!!!

SIXTY PLUS MILLION (60M+) ABORTIONS SINCE 1973. THE MAJORITY BEING FOR CONVENIENCE SAKE. NOW THAT IS PRETTY DAMN DESPICABLE, IMO!!! A WHOLE GENERATION ABORTED ('73-'13). PATHETIC!
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 14, 2013 - 12:19am PT
HUH?

How did you come to that conclusion?

BTW, I was born with spina bifida occulta. i had a sore the size of a quarter, that never healed over, until i was about 14 years old. after that, t would come and go. but, i am damn glad that i am alive, had the chance to live this life. but, had the same diagnostics that they use today, to diagnose spina bifida, been in use then, they would have highly recommended, indeed most likely convinced, my mother to abort.

Your logic is extremely slanted, illogical, and lacking reason.

I am taking a stand for the children that had no voice. Many aborted up to the end of the second trimester (6 months). They can identify their mothers voice at five (5) months. WHO is the child hater, in that regards?!?!!
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 14, 2013 - 12:32am PT
rSin,

I'm not pushing any politics, or forcing anyone to do anything. I believe that it won't do a damn bit of good. You can't change anyones heart through laws. I am just saying that, IF there is a God (and i personally know there is, but that is beside the point) you better be damn sure that He is gonna take action. AND, if life begins at conception, and God had a plan for that life, and we snuffed it out, sooner or later God is gonna judge a nation that has snuffed out 60+ Million of his creation. just wait and see. In my opinion, it is way to late to do a damn thing about it. Say what you want about me. But, when the sh#t hits the fan, and it will, at least I had the balls to warn ya. You can't say that I didn't.

edit: i think the whole marriage thing (or whatever ya want to call it) between the Christian church and politics/the conservative right, is simply wrong. Not what JC was about. We (believers) should vote whatever our consciences dictate, but this whole dominionist (or whatever) thing is way bad.

I'm not trying to convince women to do anything. that is between them and God. if their conscience says its okay, thats their business. i will speak what the bible says about when life begins. they can make their own choice, but they will be held accountable for it. i would be remiss to not say anything. i rarely do. this is the first time in years.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jul 14, 2013 - 02:54am PT
31% of all conceptions end in miscarriage naturally
http://www.nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.1056/NEJM198807283190401

only 50 to 60% of all conceptions advance beyond 20 weeks of gestation
http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMra000763

Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jul 15, 2013 - 11:31pm PT
http://www.sciencemag.org/content/340/6140/1527.short
Science 28 June 2013:
Vol. 340 no. 6140 pp. 1527-1528
DOI: 10.1126/science.1240937
POLICY FORUM
GLOBAL HEALTH

The Global Prevalence of Intimate Partner Violence Against Women
K. M. Devries, J. Y. T. Mak, C. García-Moreno, M. Petzold, J. C. Child, G. Falder, S. Lim, L. J. Bacchus, R. E. Engell, L. Rosenfeld, C. Pallitto, T. Vos, N. Abrahams, C. H. Watts

Violence against women is a phenomenon that persists in all countries (1). Since the 1993 World Conference on Human Rights and the Declaration on the Elimination of Violence against Women, the international community has acknowledged that violence against women is an important public health, social policy, and human rights concern. However, documenting the magnitude of violence against women and producing reliable comparative data to guide policy and monitor progress has been difficult.



The results show that globally, in 2010, 30.0% [95% confidence interval (CI) 27.8 to 32.2%] of women aged 15 and over have experienced, during their lifetime, physical and/or sexual intimate partner violence. There is considerable regional variation in the prevalence of physical and/or sexual partner violence (see the graph).

philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Jul 15, 2013 - 11:33pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#311156
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Nov 11, 2013 - 02:29pm PT
pretty odd that folks want to legislate a woman's right to choose whether or not she produces a new life whilst decrying the suggestion of limiting the immediacy of one's access to potentially life-terminating tools of violence.

now as for the male's legal impotency to determine whether or not a new life is created, don't get me started.
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