How Can You Be In Two Places At Once


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Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 20, 2013 - 08:53pm PT
When you're not anywhere at all?


Mar 20, 2013 - 09:31pm PT

Mar 20, 2013 - 09:39pm PT
Ron's ashes are everywhere, death frees that inability.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:17pm PT
Dude that's a question I ask of myself daily.


Boulder, CO
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:08pm PT
two? i'm limitless.
Timid TopRope

Social climber
'used to be Paradise, CA
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:12pm PT
Paging jaybro, Ed H, Steve Grossman, Walleye, stahlbro, toker v, scuffy b, et all bozos on this bus.

Trad climber
Spokane, WA
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:44pm PT
Antelope freeway... 1 mile
Antelope freeway... 1/2 mile
Antelope freeway... 1/4 mile

Listened to that a lot as a freshman in college..."Whoa, dude, that's Zeno's paradox."

...and the signs talk.

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 20, 2013 - 11:53pm PT
You know who else was funny? I mean besides John Lee Hooker's landlady.

The Committee.


Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:31am PT
Fun city 1/64 mile turn either direction on the Möbius strip.
Captain...or Skully

Mar 21, 2013 - 12:41am PT
Sometimes it's difficult to be in one place at once.

Social climber
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:50am PT
Thanks, zBrown - love the Firesign Theatre,

On a more serious note, the British sensibilities suggest that your observance of space and time is a finite perspective, as it will end soon. The following 51+ minutes will provide ample assurance to your demise, be it through boredom or other universal factors:


Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Mar 21, 2013 - 12:50am PT
where am I?!?

Credit: S.Leeper

A long way from where I started
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:04am PT
Being ubiquitous is surely iniquitous. You'll be punished.

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:08am PT
As they say in Italia -

"Those that don't know talk and those that do know don't talk."
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 21, 2013 - 01:08am PT
If this isn't a troll...

It's a dark, foggy night. You're in AZ, near Colorado, and probably NM, since you're on the reservation.

You happen to be standing with one foot in one state. The other's in another state, but your GPS is messed up and there are no signs, couldn't see them if there were any.

That's how.

Credit: mouse from merced

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 21, 2013 - 02:31pm PT

For completeness' sake:

That was George Thoroughgood's good friend's wife and the friend himself and everybody who were funny.

Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Mar 22, 2013 - 11:31am PT
Not until free hands on both sides of the Big Ditch can press the same button at the same time...

My favorite-Give them a light and they'll follow it anywhere.

So many lines echoing in the canyons of my mind...
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 22, 2013 - 11:57am PT
and the elevator boy?

Big Wall climber
Crestline CA
Mar 22, 2013 - 12:36pm PT
Be a wave.

Social climber
Mar 22, 2013 - 09:56pm PT
no telling how many times that was played at the boarding school i attended. the climate control was the best part for me. lots of colors when we played that record.
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