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zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 20, 2013 - 05:53pm PT
When you're not anywhere at all?

Psilocyborg

climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 06:31pm PT
Anastasia

climber
Home
Mar 20, 2013 - 06:39pm PT
Ron's ashes are everywhere, death frees that inability.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Mar 20, 2013 - 07:17pm PT
Dude that's a question I ask of myself daily.

DMT
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
Mar 20, 2013 - 08:08pm PT
two? i'm limitless.
Timid TopRope

Social climber
'used to be Paradise, CA
Mar 20, 2013 - 08:12pm PT
Paging jaybro, Ed H, Steve Grossman, Walleye, stahlbro, toker v, scuffy b, et all bozos on this bus.
stunewberry

Trad climber
Spokane, WA
Mar 20, 2013 - 08:44pm PT
Antelope freeway... 1 mile
Antelope freeway... 1/2 mile
Antelope freeway... 1/4 mile

Listened to that a lot as a freshman in college..."Whoa, dude, that's Zeno's paradox."

...and the signs talk.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 20, 2013 - 08:53pm PT
You know who else was funny? I mean besides John Lee Hooker's landlady.

The Committee.





Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:31pm PT
Fun city 1/64 mile turn either direction on the Möbius strip.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:41pm PT
Sometimes it's difficult to be in one place at once.
Seriously.
MisterE

Social climber
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:50pm PT
Thanks, zBrown - love the Firesign Theatre,

On a more serious note, the British sensibilities suggest that your observance of space and time is a finite perspective, as it will end soon. The following 51+ minutes will provide ample assurance to your demise, be it through boredom or other universal factors:



S.Leeper

Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Mar 20, 2013 - 09:50pm PT
where am I?!?

Credit: S.Leeper
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:04pm PT
Being ubiquitous is surely iniquitous. You'll be punished.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:08pm PT
As they say in Italia -

"Those that don't know talk and those that do know don't talk."
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 20, 2013 - 10:08pm PT
If this isn't a troll...

It's a dark, foggy night. You're in AZ, near Colorado, and probably NM, since you're on the reservation.

You happen to be standing with one foot in one state. The other's in another state, but your GPS is messed up and there are no signs, couldn't see them if there were any.

That's how.

Or
Credit: mouse from merced
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 21, 2013 - 11:31am PT

For completeness' sake:

That was George Thoroughgood's good friend's wife and the friend himself and everybody who were funny.


Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Mar 22, 2013 - 08:31am PT
Not until free hands on both sides of the Big Ditch can press the same button at the same time...

My favorite-Give them a light and they'll follow it anywhere.

So many lines echoing in the canyons of my mind...
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 22, 2013 - 08:57am PT
and the elevator boy?

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=196824&msg=197370#msg197370
elcap-pics

Big Wall climber
Crestline CA
Mar 22, 2013 - 09:36am PT
Be a wave.
Tobia

Social climber
Denial
Mar 22, 2013 - 06:56pm PT
no telling how many times that was played at the boarding school i attended. the climate control was the best part for me. lots of colors when we played that record.
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 22, 2013 - 11:30pm PT
No no, you're all confused. The hori-zon is moving up...

Shadow Valley Condoms...if you lived here, you'd be home by now

StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 22, 2013 - 11:34pm PT
Doesn't Bottles count?

Only to 10 Mudhead
stunewberry

Trad climber
Spokane, WA
Mar 23, 2013 - 06:12am PT
During the Devouring Period, clamosaurs and and oysterettes appeared as appetizers.

Hot lumps, cold and lonely, twirled noiselessly through the black holes of space.
Tobia

Social climber
Denial
Mar 23, 2013 - 10:06am PT
zb,
i sent the firesign link to my two older brothers that went to the same boarding school as I. The oldest brother wasn't quite as adventurous as I with the extra curricular activities (maybe that is why he wasn't asked to leave). One of them sent this in reply:
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Mar 23, 2013 - 10:22am PT
Everything you know is STILL wrong...

http://vimeo.com/7624315

I saw these guys perform about ten years ago...What fun!

Several of the crew live up here in the Drizzle Zone.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 23, 2013 - 12:53pm PT
Judgement.  But is he rating the truck or Middle Earth in the distance...
Judgement. But is he rating the truck or Middle Earth in the distance? Both, of course. Posed, of coarse.
Credit: mouse from merced
Middle Earth to In 'n Out.  Read me?  Over.
Middle Earth to In 'n Out. Read me? Over.
Credit: mouse from merced
Not exactly at once. In fact, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday...six days apart.

I tried and failed.

You get my point.

It has to be spontoonuous.







zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 23, 2013 - 01:13pm PT
Funny thing mouse, at the same time as you I encountered this guy rating my performance, or perhaps hitchhiking from Otay to Manteca.

Credit: zBrown
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 23, 2013 - 04:23pm PT
Coldecygne.  Old school try.
Coldecygne. Old school try.
Credit: mouse from merced
I don't know what came over me, but I knew I had to disprove the spontaneous generation theory at all costs.--Pasteur
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 23, 2013 - 04:53pm PT
Tibetan Windstorm,
Land of the Pharohs

The Pyramid, it's opening,
Which one?
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 23, 2013 - 04:54pm PT
The one with the ever-widening hole in it
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 23, 2013 - 04:55pm PT
All those curves showing through that flimsy bernoose
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 23, 2013 - 06:02pm PT
Twenty years later and she still knocked me out!
Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 23, 2013 - 07:14pm PT
quantification of presence
as related to spatial position is
immaterial.

we are just dirty individual holes into
which the entire universe
intercourses.

we wombs in which death gestates.
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 23, 2013 - 08:28pm PT
And across him all we flung one shining steel rail...
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 23, 2013 - 09:12pm PT
Credit: mouse from merced
Think about it.
Don't.
"Go ahead, make my May."
You f*#kers are CRAZY!!
SicMic

climber
two miles from Eldorado
Mar 23, 2013 - 09:23pm PT
blow-thru sneeze-vents
blow-thru sneeze-vents
Credit: SicMic

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 23, 2013 - 10:04pm PT
I'd like a pizza to go and no anchovies.
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 23, 2013 - 10:24pm PT
He's not your son Fred

Stop torturing me Ethel
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 23, 2013 - 10:32pm PT
"It's a cross, the symbol of the quartering of the universe into active and passive principles"

"God bless their heathen souls"

"What the father means is what is the cross made of? Gold! have you got any?"
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 23, 2013 - 10:35pm PT
anyone been to the Lazy O' Magic Circle Dudes Ranch and Collective Farm lately?

"Om, Om, Range"
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Mar 23, 2013 - 10:35pm PT
Nice Ed ;-)

Put it in their well
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Mar 23, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
"hey doc, we've got one for regrooving, be right in"

"groovy"
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Mar 23, 2013 - 11:31pm PT
.a


Credit: mouse from merced


.a
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Mar 24, 2013 - 06:28am PT
"Civilization, Ho!"
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