Da_Dweeb
climber
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I shall present a rant in haiku.
Climbers love poop jokes,
but climbers don't like ponies.
Perhaps pony poop?
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crock
Trad climber
The Windiest Mountain, Wyoming
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I think the chemtrails are making people stupid.
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WBraun
climber
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Ya don't need any chemtrails.
They're already stupid ......
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MisterE
Social climber
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Like a duck smoking a cigarette stupid?
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Josh Nash
Social climber
riverbank ca
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Teeny Tiny first world rant
1) So sick of the gun debate and how these same "constitutionalists" say nothing about how other civil liberties are really being seriously eroded away far more so than the right to bear arms.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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2013, no flying cars, NO FLYING CARS!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Wrong, Survival, there just aren't enough people smart enough to drive 'em.
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climber bob
Social climber
maine
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i wrote a limerick about my first colonoscopy..there once was a doctor named howell who's job it was probing my bowel..he cut out a polyp the size of a scallop and wiped his hands on a towel... better?
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Time for a spelling rant, Bob. Good ditty, but it is a polyp. ;-)
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Plus you forgot bowel. I was waiting for it. F*#k man, can't you use the obvious f*#king rhyme in yer gawdamn limerick? Why do people always miss the most obvious sh#t?!
(mini-rant)
Breasts for you for trying though.
( * )( * )
Yo Climber Bob, I've got info on a certain somebody. PM me and I will fill you in a little bit.
Peace,
Bruce
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Edge
Trad climber
New Durham, NH
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 9, 2013 - 10:45am PT
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I was hoping this would evolve into a boob thread.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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I think there has been a gud showing of boobs already, don't you?
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The Call Of K2 Lou
climber
Squamish
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2013, no flying cars, NO FLYING CARS!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
And said flying cars should be running on water by now.
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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She didn't need to leave the room to give you privacy. I am a doctor, too. I have better things to do than stand around and wait for people to undress. I have 187 charts that need to be reviewed, 82 x-rays that need QA, and a dozen other patients waiting on me. When you're ready for me, I'll be back.
Why did you pass up the prostate exam? You had the opportunity for a hottie to tickle you in a way that no other woman can. I'd be eating that sh#t up.
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LuckyPink
climber
the last bivy
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RANT: helmet cams.. every idiot has one and knows how to post vid
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Dingus Milktoast
Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
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You had the opportunity for a hottie to tickle you in a way that no other woman can.
We must know a different set of women....
;-)
DMT
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Pollock Pines, California
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cleanliness is next to godliness,
so saiz the cliche;
this claim reinforces my dirtbag ambitions.
"i'd rather die in the dirty gutter,
than sink down slowly into golden sand."-rusty miller
all my life adult i have chosen filth and poverty;
i should say, shades of filth, and glimpses of poverty.
i lived on the rails during my college years,
swinging seasons in the valley as coin permitted;
i've abandoned three high-paying corporate gigs;
instead i've chosen the beautiful uncertainty and staggered flow
of self-employment.
i chase the wind when the wind leads me.
i never again will sit in a gypsum-faced room,
caged by double-pain windows,
im my own king,
im also my own servant.
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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We must know a different set of women....
;-)
Are you saying that your woman regularly tickles your grommet? (:
But a woman doctor knows exactly where to tickle....
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Da_Dweeb
climber
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Jan 10, 2013 - 11:56pm PT
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War.
War never changes.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 11, 2013 - 07:36am PT
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After all these years, you'd think short people would learn, but they still gotta be picked up when ya just want to say hello.
"Hello, Tony. You sure tiny."--Rancy Newman
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