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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Wrong, Survival, there just aren't enough people smart enough to drive 'em.
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climber bob
Social climber
maine
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i wrote a limerick about my first colonoscopy..there once was a doctor named howell who's job it was probing my bowel..he cut out a polyp the size of a scallop and wiped his hands on a towel... better?
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Time for a spelling rant, Bob. Good ditty, but it is a polyp. ;-)
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Plus you forgot bowel. I was waiting for it. F*#k man, can't you use the obvious f*#king rhyme in yer gawdamn limerick? Why do people always miss the most obvious sh#t?!
(mini-rant)
Breasts for you for trying though.
( * )( * )
Yo Climber Bob, I've got info on a certain somebody. PM me and I will fill you in a little bit.
Peace,
Bruce
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Edge
Trad climber
New Durham, NH
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 9, 2013 - 01:45pm PT
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I was hoping this would evolve into a boob thread.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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I think there has been a gud showing of boobs already, don't you?
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The Call Of K2 Lou
climber
Squamish
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2013, no flying cars, NO FLYING CARS!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
And said flying cars should be running on water by now.
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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She didn't need to leave the room to give you privacy. I am a doctor, too. I have better things to do than stand around and wait for people to undress. I have 187 charts that need to be reviewed, 82 x-rays that need QA, and a dozen other patients waiting on me. When you're ready for me, I'll be back.
Why did you pass up the prostate exam? You had the opportunity for a hottie to tickle you in a way that no other woman can. I'd be eating that sh#t up.
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LuckyPink
climber
the last bivy
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RANT: helmet cams.. every idiot has one and knows how to post vid
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Pollock Pines, California
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cleanliness is next to godliness,
so saiz the cliche;
this claim reinforces my dirtbag ambitions.
"i'd rather die in the dirty gutter,
than sink down slowly into golden sand."-rusty miller
all my life adult i have chosen filth and poverty;
i should say, shades of filth, and glimpses of poverty.
i lived on the rails during my college years,
swinging seasons in the valley as coin permitted;
i've abandoned three high-paying corporate gigs;
instead i've chosen the beautiful uncertainty and staggered flow
of self-employment.
i chase the wind when the wind leads me.
i never again will sit in a gypsum-faced room,
caged by double-pain windows,
im my own king,
im also my own servant.
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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We must know a different set of women....
;-)
Are you saying that your woman regularly tickles your grommet? (:
But a woman doctor knows exactly where to tickle....
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Da_Dweeb
climber
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Jan 11, 2013 - 02:56am PT
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War.
War never changes.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 11, 2013 - 10:36am PT
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After all these years, you'd think short people would learn, but they still gotta be picked up when ya just want to say hello.
"Hello, Tony. You sure tiny."--Rancy Newman
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Edge
Trad climber
New Durham, NH
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 20, 2013 - 09:53pm PT
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The next time someone uses the term "hash tag" in casual conversation, I am going to bean them in the noggin with a can of corned beef and potatoes and yell, "You're it!"
Had to get that off my chest. Carry on.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 20, 2013 - 11:04pm PT
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rainbow pony shits?
And What would that sh#t be of?
Poopurri fer shur!
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Feb 20, 2013 - 11:10pm PT
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#lame rant #climbing
Is that how you use twitter? Did I just tweet?
I see that sh#t all the time on FB and now in print media too. Lame.
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ChizzDizzle
Trad climber
Rocklin,CA
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Feb 20, 2013 - 11:36pm PT
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Starbux and Coffee in the same sentence
Tattoos
I just turned 40 and Dr Jelly Finger coming soon. Will I be excited or afraid? Probably just wear a cape and a mask and act tough! Wah!!
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Da_Dweeb
climber
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Feb 21, 2013 - 06:38pm PT
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Feb 21, 2013 - 06:44pm PT
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Maybe.
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Da_Dweeb
climber
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Feb 21, 2013 - 07:05pm PT
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This pleases philosoraptor.
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