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Da_Dweeb

climber
Jan 9, 2013 - 12:05am PT
I shall present a rant in haiku.

Climbers love poop jokes,
but climbers don't like ponies.
Perhaps pony poop?
crock

Trad climber
The Windiest Mountain, Wyoming
Jan 9, 2013 - 01:06am PT
I think the chemtrails are making people stupid.
WBraun

climber
Jan 9, 2013 - 01:17am PT
Ya don't need any chemtrails.

They're already stupid ......
MisterE

Social climber
Jan 9, 2013 - 01:26am PT
Like a duck smoking a cigarette stupid?
Josh Nash

Social climber
riverbank ca
Jan 9, 2013 - 06:41am PT
Teeny Tiny first world rant
1) So sick of the gun debate and how these same "constitutionalists" say nothing about how other civil liberties are really being seriously eroded away far more so than the right to bear arms.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jan 9, 2013 - 12:09pm PT
2013, no flying cars, NO FLYING CARS!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jan 9, 2013 - 12:33pm PT
Wrong, Survival, there just aren't enough people smart enough to drive 'em.
climber bob

Social climber
maine
Jan 9, 2013 - 01:22pm PT
i wrote a limerick about my first colonoscopy..there once was a doctor named howell who's job it was probing my bowel..he cut out a polyp the size of a scallop and wiped his hands on a towel... better?
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jan 9, 2013 - 01:25pm PT
Time for a spelling rant, Bob. Good ditty, but it is a polyp. ;-)
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Jan 9, 2013 - 01:31pm PT
Plus you forgot bowel. I was waiting for it. F*#k man, can't you use the obvious f*#king rhyme in yer gawdamn limerick? Why do people always miss the most obvious sh#t?!
(mini-rant)

Breasts for you for trying though.
( * )( * )
Yo Climber Bob, I've got info on a certain somebody. PM me and I will fill you in a little bit.
Peace,
Bruce
Edge

Trad climber
New Durham, NH
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 9, 2013 - 01:45pm PT
I was hoping this would evolve into a boob thread.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jan 9, 2013 - 01:51pm PT
I think there has been a gud showing of boobs already, don't you?
The Call Of K2 Lou

climber
Squamish
Jan 9, 2013 - 06:20pm PT
2013, no flying cars, NO FLYING CARS!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

And said flying cars should be running on water by now.
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Jan 9, 2013 - 06:51pm PT
She didn't need to leave the room to give you privacy. I am a doctor, too. I have better things to do than stand around and wait for people to undress. I have 187 charts that need to be reviewed, 82 x-rays that need QA, and a dozen other patients waiting on me. When you're ready for me, I'll be back.

Why did you pass up the prostate exam? You had the opportunity for a hottie to tickle you in a way that no other woman can. I'd be eating that sh#t up.
LuckyPink

climber
the last bivy
Jan 9, 2013 - 06:54pm PT
RANT: helmet cams.. every idiot has one and knows how to post vid
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Jan 9, 2013 - 07:09pm PT
You had the opportunity for a hottie to tickle you in a way that no other woman can.

We must know a different set of women....

;-)

DMT
Norwegian

Trad climber
Pollock Pines, California
Jan 9, 2013 - 07:18pm PT
cleanliness is next to godliness,
so saiz the cliche;

this claim reinforces my dirtbag ambitions.

"i'd rather die in the dirty gutter,
than sink down slowly into golden sand."-rusty miller

all my life adult i have chosen filth and poverty;
i should say, shades of filth, and glimpses of poverty.

i lived on the rails during my college years,
swinging seasons in the valley as coin permitted;

i've abandoned three high-paying corporate gigs;
instead i've chosen the beautiful uncertainty and staggered flow
of self-employment.

i chase the wind when the wind leads me.
i never again will sit in a gypsum-faced room,
caged by double-pain windows,

im my own king,
im also my own servant.
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Jan 9, 2013 - 07:35pm PT
We must know a different set of women....

;-)

Are you saying that your woman regularly tickles your grommet? (:
But a woman doctor knows exactly where to tickle....
Da_Dweeb

climber
Jan 11, 2013 - 02:56am PT
War.

War never changes.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 11, 2013 - 10:36am PT
After all these years, you'd think short people would learn, but they still gotta be picked up when ya just want to say hello.

"Hello, Tony. You sure tiny."--Rancy Newman
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