Jungle Fever - who's got it???

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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:13am PT
Are you the Douchebag who was stalking PTC?
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:15am PT
go to Africa, dude


http://www.crystalinks.com/dogon.html
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 4, 2012 - 09:17am PT
Are you the Douchebag who was stalking PTC?

Who is PTC?

I want to stalk the hell out of her/it/him.
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:23am PT
from what I am reading here, sounds like you'd have better luck with Yellow Fever...the kids would be stunning! It's ok...yellow fever won't kill you... ;) just make you sweat soy sauce!

but still, so weird to see on the internet that my very brown self doesn't really qualify as part of the 'women with a little darker complexion' crowd.

Damn I've been having fun being Token...my friends were counting on me being Token too (they like having PC pics...:P) Aw MAN, now NO ONE will want to climb with me!

hahaha, you'll find a way dude, just keep polishing that game... ;)

cheers

ls

Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:57am PT
OK, you honky losers jonesing for a life - as the only dood here with street
cred in Accra, Yaounde, Kinshasa, Goma, and Jo'berg I'm gonna tell you what
it is. Firstly, since brain damage from blunt force trauma and solar radiation
is so rampant here, most of you seem to have forgotten the teachings of The Werner:

Climbing rocks is stoopid and will get you killed, period.

When you grow up in the jungle, or the hood, you already know lots of ways
to get killed. You don't need or want any more. Life is about survival
and bettering yourself. As a corollary to that even if you don't get killed
straight away rock climbing is painful, involves long boring walks, lots of
boring sitting around with boring white doods (mostly), it is either freezing
cold or deathly hot, and it is boring. Oh, and in no way is it going to
better you unless you place unwarranted value on sitting around spewing about
your past boring exploits on the internet.

Secondly, after the climbing is done for the day and the boring white doods
finally get around to dancing, well, let's just say it isn't a pretty sight:

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Credit: Locker
Dave Kos

Trad climber
Temecula
Dec 4, 2012 - 10:07am PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#276874
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 4, 2012 - 10:11am PT
Oh Goodie!

Have we entered the part of the show where we just post nonsense in hopes that the thread gets deleted?

That's the best.
Roxy

Trad climber
CA Central Coast
Dec 4, 2012 - 10:16am PT

This is my kind of jungle fever: http://takeslack.com/venezuela-jungle-jam-teaser/



Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 4, 2012 - 10:23am PT
This is my kind of jungle fever: http://takeslack.com/venezuela-jungle-jam-teaser/

This looks like an excellent flick.

Looks like all white guys though?
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 4, 2012 - 10:24am PT
what nonsense?

photo not found
Missing photo ID#276880
Burchey

Mountain climber
San Diego
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 4, 2012 - 10:26am PT
I see that and raise you this:

PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 4, 2012 - 10:27am PT
DAFUQ?
ydpl8s

Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 10:36am PT
This is my kind of "jungle fever", and what I was hoping this thread was going to be about.

Credit: ydpl8s
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Dec 4, 2012 - 10:42am PT
My black friends here on the eastside think climbing is stupid and WILL NOT go with,even with the offer of beers and collie while we climb.I'm thinkin' it might be superior brain genetics ;-).Funny thing is that they're really into snowmobiling and snowboarding.Common refrain from one friend when the climbing topic comes up,"white people are crazy".
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 4, 2012 - 10:44am PT
AIN'T NO BROTHAZ ON THA EASTSYDE






BUT IF THERE'S SISTAZ, LEMME KNO
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:15am PT
from what I am reading here, sounds like you'd have better luck with Yellow Fever...the kids would be stunning! It's ok...yellow fever won't kill you... ;) just make you sweat soy sauce!

Well.....guys usually go for what is challenging. Why go for something when you have 'better luck' with it? Every other white guy has an Asian girlfriend! Go for the challenge!
If Burchey picks up a black climber chick in near future he deserves the 2013 Piolet D'Or in my book!
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:24am PT
PIOLET D'Nevermind
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:30am PT
truth, but if he's gonna go for the more difficult challenge...

then it looks to me like he's got to up his game... ;)

when the 'hard to find, hard to get' is your only goal, your game's gotta be up to the task, and results are the true measure, regardless of the hardships...

just sayin'...

:)

cheers

LS
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:33am PT
I now have a crush on Lady Scarlett.

10b4me

Boulder climber
u.s. 395
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:37am PT
sounds like you'd have better luck with Yellow Fever.

well you know,I've climbed a route in Joshua Tree called Yellow Peril. It's on the Asian Fever buttress
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