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I'm Rick James, Bitch

Social climber
Up in it and down on it
Dec 3, 2012 - 09:56pm PT
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit my man! There is a stack of brown sugar at the rocks just hangin' and chillin' and waitin' for a no dick brother like you... KNOTT!!!

And I should know, CIRJB!!!!!!!!!69

Credit: I'm Rick James, Bitch
S.Leeper

Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Dec 3, 2012 - 10:32pm PT
.....its all pink on the inside
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
Dec 3, 2012 - 11:09pm PT
This is off to a good start in a PCT / KiwiKali way... Nek minnit
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 3, 2012 - 11:37pm PT
I married une Africaine. Guess what? She likes hiking and
sh!t just like a regular person. I totally ruined her for climbing
by being a jerk and pushing her too hard. She does jones for
a good hippo loin from time to time but a choice filet mignon
will usually placate her.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 3, 2012 - 11:42pm PT
Nice racial slur, Dude.

See ya.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 3, 2012 - 11:47pm PT
Am I doomed to a life without love because beautiful black women don't climb?


No, belay that...

Look beyond, grasshoppher.

Beyond when you have only the one leg.
MisterE

Social climber
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:02am PT
Do I really have to point out the "Jungle Fever" part of the OP?

How backwards/backwoods are you, Mr. 67 posts?

Ksolem

Trad climber
Monrovia, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:35am PT
I'd agree there seems to be a shortage there. It's too bad since there are a lot of very athletic and able African American women who would make awesome climbers.

I do know one such woman, she is an exceptional climber and is indeed credited as being the first African American woman to climb El Cap. Sadly for you she has a man already. There was a photograph of her doing Separate Reality in Climbing one time.

Perhaps you could get the ball rolling. Take up some other sports which have a higher participation rate among this group, and recruit them for climbing. You could start a trend.
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:37am PT
I'm with ya cuz, i used to kick it with this little nubian minx. she was athletic, ripped like a mofo and climbed occasionally. Probably only with me though. I sorta wished she was still around, but like most hot chicks, i got sick of her sh#t and had cut her loose.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:03am PT
White people love to be offended on other peoples behalf. It's quite fascinating, really.

Some like 'em thick, some like 'em short, some like 'em light, some like 'em dark... I realize the term is insensitive, but it seems like he means well. Sh#t, if nothing else the OP's predilection for a darker complexion might make the world a better place - if he finds women who prefer funky lookin' white dudes, and they hit it off, the world is a better place right?


Don't always see the worst - try to have fun. We all have skin and its all sorts of colors, shapes, etc... nothing wrong with a little celebration of that, and online its kind of harmless.


snowhazed

Trad climber
Oaksterdam, CA
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:03am PT
They're hanging out with all the black snowboarders... and hockey players.... and nascar drivers... and golfers (tiger woods is the whitest mofo around- he doesn't count)......

Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:26am PT
Isn't the Jungle Fever reference to Spike Lee's movie about inter-racial relationships?

The trouble with that is I don't get it. Wasn't the main character a white woman having an affair with the African American lead role?

Maybe not racial slur, but weak post.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:11am PT
I heard Chief's wife has a similar type of fever. You guys should talk.
ncrockclimber

climber
The Desert Oven
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:09am PT


Gotta love the Brown Sugar!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:10am PT
Did you just call Vitalay 'Vittles'?

Just a quick question, how big can you make your mouth?

I may have a job for you.
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:24am PT
I like the posts, real discussion.

I've seen a few black women climbers, but the sport is seriously whitewashed as charged. Black is beautiful for sure, and I wish I really did have the cure for the fever (don't tell my white wife!). Hahaha... I thought my wife was more exotic in heritage, like that Seinfeld episode where two white people date each other thinking the other is something else(how dated is that Seinfeld reference, right?). Turns out my wife's just Irish and Ukrainian. Sigh. Hearty folk, not averse to surviving off table scraps, but hardly exotic.

Certainly there are more Asian climbers and when I lived in Phoenix, there was a large Hispanic population of climbers. I hope the sport gets more diverse in every way. It used to be just a gentleman's sport and now they let white trash progeny like me play with ropes too. Certainly, even those non-funky white women look pretty good in tight pants, their pale complexion aside.
TFPU

Sport climber
Idaho
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:27am PT
Whys this a weak post mungeclimber? Take your white guilt back to whole foods. It dont matter what color she is as long as shes hot and morally suspect
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:30am PT
I wonder if he can read.
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:37am PT
"To be fair - luckily for us pasty folks, not many black men or women climb. There would be records broken left and right."

Ya'll ever see White Men Can't Jump?
And we think we can dyno?

John Duffield

Mountain climber
New York
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:39am PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#276849
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:45am PT
I don't think climbing has any kind of disposition to race or ethnicity when it comes to performance, one of the best climbers in the world is a 11 year old girl...


It helps to be light weight, but climbing is about adapting your body to the rock - so long as you have decent genetics, are physically gifted and are motivated as all hell to train hard you can be world class.

Dave Kos

Trad climber
Temecula
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:46am PT
This thread got me thinking...

...and it just occurred to me that I don't have any black friends.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:48am PT
As I'm new to this particular forum, I haven't yet sniffed out all the morons - they are many, I'm sure.


Funniest part yet!
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:55am PT
black chicks are as crazy as the rest..Slovenians and Czechoslovakians are also crazy. And chicks from Texas!;-)



crazy is gud...
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Dec 4, 2012 - 11:57am PT
Uhhh, yeah dude, since you're nuttier than any of them. HA!!
Beatrix Kiddo

Mountain climber
ColoRADo
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:12pm PT
I've had jungle fever since kindergarten. As to not offend, let's just say I'm slightly boy crazy with a liking for the ones dipped in chocolate.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:13pm PT
Are you the Douchebag who was stalking PTC?
moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:15pm PT
go to Africa, dude


http://www.crystalinks.com/dogon.html
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:23pm PT
from what I am reading here, sounds like you'd have better luck with Yellow Fever...the kids would be stunning! It's ok...yellow fever won't kill you... ;) just make you sweat soy sauce!

but still, so weird to see on the internet that my very brown self doesn't really qualify as part of the 'women with a little darker complexion' crowd.

Damn I've been having fun being Token...my friends were counting on me being Token too (they like having PC pics...:P) Aw MAN, now NO ONE will want to climb with me!

hahaha, you'll find a way dude, just keep polishing that game... ;)

cheers

ls

Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 4, 2012 - 12:57pm PT
OK, you honky losers jonesing for a life - as the only dood here with street
cred in Accra, Yaounde, Kinshasa, Goma, and Jo'berg I'm gonna tell you what
it is. Firstly, since brain damage from blunt force trauma and solar radiation
is so rampant here, most of you seem to have forgotten the teachings of The Werner:

Climbing rocks is stoopid and will get you killed, period.

When you grow up in the jungle, or the hood, you already know lots of ways
to get killed. You don't need or want any more. Life is about survival
and bettering yourself. As a corollary to that even if you don't get killed
straight away rock climbing is painful, involves long boring walks, lots of
boring sitting around with boring white doods (mostly), it is either freezing
cold or deathly hot, and it is boring. Oh, and in no way is it going to
better you unless you place unwarranted value on sitting around spewing about
your past boring exploits on the internet.

Secondly, after the climbing is done for the day and the boring white doods
finally get around to dancing, well, let's just say it isn't a pretty sight:

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Credit: Locker
Dave Kos

Trad climber
Temecula
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:07pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#276874
Roxy

Trad climber
CA Central Coast
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:16pm PT

This is my kind of jungle fever: http://takeslack.com/venezuela-jungle-jam-teaser/



moosedrool

Trad climber
lost, far away from Poland
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:24pm PT
what nonsense?

photo not found
Missing photo ID#276880
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:27pm PT
DAFUQ?
ydpl8s

Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:36pm PT
This is my kind of "jungle fever", and what I was hoping this thread was going to be about.

Credit: ydpl8s
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:42pm PT
My black friends here on the eastside think climbing is stupid and WILL NOT go with,even with the offer of beers and collie while we climb.I'm thinkin' it might be superior brain genetics ;-).Funny thing is that they're really into snowmobiling and snowboarding.Common refrain from one friend when the climbing topic comes up,"white people are crazy".
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 4, 2012 - 01:44pm PT
AIN'T NO BROTHAZ ON THA EASTSYDE






BUT IF THERE'S SISTAZ, LEMME KNO
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:15pm PT
from what I am reading here, sounds like you'd have better luck with Yellow Fever...the kids would be stunning! It's ok...yellow fever won't kill you... ;) just make you sweat soy sauce!

Well.....guys usually go for what is challenging. Why go for something when you have 'better luck' with it? Every other white guy has an Asian girlfriend! Go for the challenge!
If Burchey picks up a black climber chick in near future he deserves the 2013 Piolet D'Or in my book!
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:24pm PT
PIOLET D'Nevermind
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:30pm PT
truth, but if he's gonna go for the more difficult challenge...

then it looks to me like he's got to up his game... ;)

when the 'hard to find, hard to get' is your only goal, your game's gotta be up to the task, and results are the true measure, regardless of the hardships...

just sayin'...

:)

cheers

LS
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:33pm PT
I now have a crush on Lady Scarlett.

10b4me

Boulder climber
u.s. 395
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:37pm PT
sounds like you'd have better luck with Yellow Fever.

well you know,I've climbed a route in Joshua Tree called Yellow Peril. It's on the Asian Fever buttress
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:37pm PT
d00d...

yellow fever is a different thread...heh!

cheers

LS
Hawkeye

climber
State of Mine
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:37pm PT
Piolet des limpes wont do nothing for poor burchey.

as LS said, the dude's got to improve his game.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:48pm PT
then it looks to me like he's got to up his game... ;)

He is a good looking dude. We are like facebook friends... :)
Dave Kos

Trad climber
Temecula
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:54pm PT
photo not found
Missing photo ID#276895
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 4, 2012 - 02:55pm PT
Worry more about the giant lack of diversity in the climbing community.

I only want climbers in the climbing community. But I'm not selling my meat, so my worries pretty much stop there.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 4, 2012 - 03:03pm PT
Just whipped up the freshest glass of Lulz-juice you've ever seen...nothing finer than a bunch of climbers advising you that you need to "step up your game". Worry not about my game, young ones. Worry more about the giant lack of diversity in the climbing community.

Ok, I get it. Blame yourself. As long as you are friends with the same people that post photos of their new Lynx crampons on their facebook you will not get anywhere.
How about move to Compton and open up the first climbing gym there? Sistas will come.

PS: I am busy tonight. How about tomorrow?
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 03:04pm PT
if you can't find it...

grow it! Can't find a full developed rope/life/adventure/bed partner of your specifications? Plant a seed, culivate, and...reap the rewards. All part of the game to get what you want, right Mr. 'i got game'?

I see this all the time.

I think it kinda depends...

on just how much you are willing to invest, no?

cheers

ls
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 4, 2012 - 03:12pm PT
Why you ruin ur own thred? Y?????
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 4, 2012 - 03:13pm PT
I actually think Ladyscarlet likes you. You win, again. lol

I don't see you in 'my bushes,' maybe when I shave you will be more obvious...


I've got about 0 interest ( margin of error +/- lol) in chasing tail/love/etc.

Actually, I do not understand why people are so focused on chasing tail/love. Especially in my culture. Stupidity.
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 03:16pm PT
heh...not me

I don't have jungle fever...;)

cheers

ls
PopLockeAndDropIt

Trad climber
Dirty South
Dec 4, 2012 - 03:23pm PT
I HEARD DA WOMBAT GOT JUNGLE FEVER



EVER NOTICE HOW HE LIKES BIG DARK ORIFICES?


...amirite?


mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Dec 4, 2012 - 03:56pm PT
Watched a buff African American fellow with 2 blonde slam pigs have a grand old time at the discovery wall in Pinnacles.

Brand new rack, shoes, and harness. Proceeded to climb all of the gear routes up through Jorgies crack in difficulty. Onsight, no guidebook, towing his piggies up and down.

Said it was his second time climbing.

Probably just a natural.
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Dec 4, 2012 - 04:00pm PT
well now, weren't you juz sayin' you want a hawt climbing mama?

this all might go better if you figger out what you want...

good luck!

cheers

ls
Captain...or Skully

climber
Dec 4, 2012 - 05:31pm PT
"Vittles"....hehehe. I'm savin' that one.

And I don't know nothing about nothing.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 4, 2012 - 05:37pm PT
You seem confused..
Maybe you like dudes bro


WHATS WRONG WITH LIKING DUDES?

WHAT ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC?

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?
klk

Trad climber
cali
Dec 4, 2012 - 05:56pm PT
Worry more about the giant lack of diversity in the climbing community.

yeah, this thread's a giant step toward solving that problem. every talented af-am from oakland to sb is gonna read this and say, cool-- climbing isnt all peckerwood junction. it's now all about white hipster post-racial wannabes dialing up the mandingo on the dvd.

on the upside, maybe u or vitaly can slather on the black face and then it'll be all "pleazhur-me-u-black-wench."

seriously-- what possible good out come could this thread have?



Dave Kos

Trad climber
Temecula
Dec 4, 2012 - 06:07pm PT
solving that problem

Yes, it's a problem.

Lack of diversity...in a recreational activity.

Do we need affirmative action for fun?
ncrockclimber

climber
The Desert Oven
Dec 4, 2012 - 06:36pm PT
I think that it is about time for PTC to make an appearance and post some pics of her tits and ass... just sayin'.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 4, 2012 - 07:38pm PT
Geezus dude, you know there are literally trillions of porn sites on the internet?
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 4, 2012 - 07:39pm PT
Yeah, but there's only one PTC.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:12pm PT
There's only one Jebus <3
Jebus H Bomz

climber
Reno, Nuh VAAAA duh
Dec 4, 2012 - 09:25pm PT
That reminds me, I should post up those pics of my thong clad hinie...
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Dec 4, 2012 - 10:56pm PT
That's what I'm sayin, dawg. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

pimpin aint easy son

u or vitaly can slather on the black face and then it'll be all "pleazhur-me-u-black-wench."

ewwwww. not vitaliy. although thailand was the cure for his yellow fever, it took only a one night stand to cure the jungle urge. ;)
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 5, 2012 - 01:26pm PT
Of the four women that have proposed to me two were white, one was (very) black, and one was half Danish half Indian.

As pointed out before, they are all pink in the middle. Superficial features count for little, content of character is everything.


I have read The Vanishing American Jew by Dershowitz and agree with much of what he says, but I have to look at the bigger picture.
In a crowded world where everyone breaths the same air and drink the same water we absolutely MUST get past the polarizing effects of the us/them mentality.

Perhaps I feel so strongly because if you actually look up the GPS co-ordinates of Peckerwood Junction it gives you the intersection a block and a half from my house in LaVerkin, Utah where the sweep-it-under-the-carpet people keep blocking out the swastikas that get painted at night.

So I see the hybridization of the human race as both inevitable andnecessary for us in order to allow racism to become moribund.

Currently I am seeing a Chinese woman since, at my age, it is nice to be with somebody where a half hour later you feel like going again.
Ron Anderson

Trad climber
Soon to be Nipple suckling Liberal
Dec 5, 2012 - 01:28pm PT
just keep it within the SPECIES.......
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 6, 2012 - 11:04am PT
I recently read that geneticists said eventually we will all look like Brazilians!
I'm really sad I won't be around to see Casual Fridays gone thong.
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