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S.Leeper
Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
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.....its all pink on the inside
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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This is off to a good start in a PCT / KiwiKali way... Nek minnit
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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I married une Africaine. Guess what? She likes hiking and
sh!t just like a regular person. I totally ruined her for climbing
by being a jerk and pushing her too hard. She does jones for
a good hippo loin from time to time but a choice filet mignon
will usually placate her.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Nice racial slur, Dude.
See ya.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Am I doomed to a life without love because beautiful black women don't climb?
No, belay that...
Look beyond, grasshoppher.
Beyond when you have only the one leg.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Do I really have to point out the "Jungle Fever" part of the OP?
How backwards/backwoods are you, Mr. 67 posts?
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Ksolem
Trad climber
Monrovia, California
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I'd agree there seems to be a shortage there. It's too bad since there are a lot of very athletic and able African American women who would make awesome climbers.
I do know one such woman, she is an exceptional climber and is indeed credited as being the first African American woman to climb El Cap. Sadly for you she has a man already. There was a photograph of her doing Separate Reality in Climbing one time.
Perhaps you could get the ball rolling. Take up some other sports which have a higher participation rate among this group, and recruit them for climbing. You could start a trend.
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mitchy
Trad climber
new england
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I'm with ya cuz, i used to kick it with this little nubian minx. she was athletic, ripped like a mofo and climbed occasionally. Probably only with me though. I sorta wished she was still around, but like most hot chicks, i got sick of her sh#t and had cut her loose.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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White people love to be offended on other peoples behalf. It's quite fascinating, really.
Some like 'em thick, some like 'em short, some like 'em light, some like 'em dark... I realize the term is insensitive, but it seems like he means well. Sh#t, if nothing else the OP's predilection for a darker complexion might make the world a better place - if he finds women who prefer funky lookin' white dudes, and they hit it off, the world is a better place right?
Don't always see the worst - try to have fun. We all have skin and its all sorts of colors, shapes, etc... nothing wrong with a little celebration of that, and online its kind of harmless.
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snowhazed
Trad climber
Oaksterdam, CA
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They're hanging out with all the black snowboarders... and hockey players.... and nascar drivers... and golfers (tiger woods is the whitest mofo around- he doesn't count)......
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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Isn't the Jungle Fever reference to Spike Lee's movie about inter-racial relationships?
The trouble with that is I don't get it. Wasn't the main character a white woman having an affair with the African American lead role?
Maybe not racial slur, but weak post.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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I heard Chief's wife has a similar type of fever. You guys should talk.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Did you just call Vitalay 'Vittles'?
Just a quick question, how big can you make your mouth?
I may have a job for you.
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TFPU
Sport climber
Idaho
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Whys this a weak post mungeclimber? Take your white guilt back to whole foods. It dont matter what color she is as long as shes hot and morally suspect
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tiki-jer
Trad climber
fresno/clovis
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"To be fair - luckily for us pasty folks, not many black men or women climb. There would be records broken left and right."
Ya'll ever see White Men Can't Jump?
And we think we can dyno?
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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I don't think climbing has any kind of disposition to race or ethnicity when it comes to performance, one of the best climbers in the world is a 11 year old girl...
It helps to be light weight, but climbing is about adapting your body to the rock - so long as you have decent genetics, are physically gifted and are motivated as all hell to train hard you can be world class.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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As I'm new to this particular forum, I haven't yet sniffed out all the morons - they are many, I'm sure.
Funniest part yet!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Uhhh, yeah dude, since you're nuttier than any of them. HA!!
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Beatrix Kiddo
Mountain climber
ColoRADo
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I've had jungle fever since kindergarten. As to not offend, let's just say I'm slightly boy crazy with a liking for the ones dipped in chocolate.
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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from what I am reading here, sounds like you'd have better luck with Yellow Fever...the kids would be stunning! It's ok...yellow fever won't kill you... ;) just make you sweat soy sauce!
but still, so weird to see on the internet that my very brown self doesn't really qualify as part of the 'women with a little darker complexion' crowd.
Damn I've been having fun being Token...my friends were counting on me being Token too (they like having PC pics...:P) Aw MAN, now NO ONE will want to climb with me!
hahaha, you'll find a way dude, just keep polishing that game... ;)
cheers
ls
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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OK, you honky losers jonesing for a life - as the only dood here with street
cred in Accra, Yaounde, Kinshasa, Goma, and Jo'berg I'm gonna tell you what
it is. Firstly, since brain damage from blunt force trauma and solar radiation
is so rampant here, most of you seem to have forgotten the teachings of The Werner:
Climbing rocks is stoopid and will get you killed, period.
When you grow up in the jungle, or the hood, you already know lots of ways
to get killed. You don't need or want any more. Life is about survival
and bettering yourself. As a corollary to that even if you don't get killed
straight away rock climbing is painful, involves long boring walks, lots of
boring sitting around with boring white doods (mostly), it is either freezing
cold or deathly hot, and it is boring. Oh, and in no way is it going to
better you unless you place unwarranted value on sitting around spewing about
your past boring exploits on the internet.
Secondly, after the climbing is done for the day and the boring white doods
finally get around to dancing, well, let's just say it isn't a pretty sight:
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ydpl8s
Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
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This is my kind of "jungle fever", and what I was hoping this thread was going to be about.
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Capt.
climber
some eastside hovel
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My black friends here on the eastside think climbing is stupid and WILL NOT go with,even with the offer of beers and collie while we climb.I'm thinkin' it might be superior brain genetics ;-).Funny thing is that they're really into snowmobiling and snowboarding.Common refrain from one friend when the climbing topic comes up,"white people are crazy".
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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from what I am reading here, sounds like you'd have better luck with Yellow Fever...the kids would be stunning! It's ok...yellow fever won't kill you... ;) just make you sweat soy sauce!
Well.....guys usually go for what is challenging. Why go for something when you have 'better luck' with it? Every other white guy has an Asian girlfriend! Go for the challenge!
If Burchey picks up a black climber chick in near future he deserves the 2013 Piolet D'Or in my book!
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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truth, but if he's gonna go for the more difficult challenge...
then it looks to me like he's got to up his game... ;)
when the 'hard to find, hard to get' is your only goal, your game's gotta be up to the task, and results are the true measure, regardless of the hardships...
just sayin'...
:)
cheers
LS
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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I now have a crush on Lady Scarlett.
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10b4me
Boulder climber
u.s. 395
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sounds like you'd have better luck with Yellow Fever.
well you know,I've climbed a route in Joshua Tree called Yellow Peril. It's on the Asian Fever buttress
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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d00d...
yellow fever is a different thread...heh!
cheers
LS
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Hawkeye
climber
State of Mine
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Piolet des limpes wont do nothing for poor burchey.
as LS said, the dude's got to improve his game.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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then it looks to me like he's got to up his game... ;)
He is a good looking dude. We are like facebook friends... :)
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Just whipped up the freshest glass of Lulz-juice you've ever seen...nothing finer than a bunch of climbers advising you that you need to "step up your game". Worry not about my game, young ones. Worry more about the giant lack of diversity in the climbing community.
Ok, I get it. Blame yourself. As long as you are friends with the same people that post photos of their new Lynx crampons on their facebook you will not get anywhere.
How about move to Compton and open up the first climbing gym there? Sistas will come.
PS: I am busy tonight. How about tomorrow?
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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if you can't find it...
grow it! Can't find a full developed rope/life/adventure/bed partner of your specifications? Plant a seed, culivate, and...reap the rewards. All part of the game to get what you want, right Mr. 'i got game'?
I see this all the time.
I think it kinda depends...
on just how much you are willing to invest, no?
cheers
ls
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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I actually think Ladyscarlet likes you. You win, again. lol
I don't see you in 'my bushes,' maybe when I shave you will be more obvious...
I've got about 0 interest ( margin of error +/- lol) in chasing tail/love/etc.
Actually, I do not understand why people are so focused on chasing tail/love. Especially in my culture. Stupidity.
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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heh...not me
I don't have jungle fever...;)
cheers
ls
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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Watched a buff African American fellow with 2 blonde slam pigs have a grand old time at the discovery wall in Pinnacles.
Brand new rack, shoes, and harness. Proceeded to climb all of the gear routes up through Jorgies crack in difficulty. Onsight, no guidebook, towing his piggies up and down.
Said it was his second time climbing.
Probably just a natural.
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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well now, weren't you juz sayin' you want a hawt climbing mama?
this all might go better if you figger out what you want...
good luck!
cheers
ls
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Captain...or Skully
climber
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"Vittles"....hehehe. I'm savin' that one.
And I don't know nothing about nothing.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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You seem confused..
Maybe you like dudes bro
WHATS WRONG WITH LIKING DUDES?
WHAT ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC?
DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?
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klk
Trad climber
cali
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Worry more about the giant lack of diversity in the climbing community.
yeah, this thread's a giant step toward solving that problem. every talented af-am from oakland to sb is gonna read this and say, cool-- climbing isnt all peckerwood junction. it's now all about white hipster post-racial wannabes dialing up the mandingo on the dvd.
on the upside, maybe u or vitaly can slather on the black face and then it'll be all "pleazhur-me-u-black-wench."
seriously-- what possible good out come could this thread have?
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ncrockclimber
climber
The Desert Oven
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I think that it is about time for PTC to make an appearance and post some pics of her tits and ass... just sayin'.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Geezus dude, you know there are literally trillions of porn sites on the internet?
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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There's only one Jebus <3
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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That's what I'm sayin, dawg. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.
pimpin aint easy son
u or vitaly can slather on the black face and then it'll be all "pleazhur-me-u-black-wench."
ewwwww. not vitaliy. although thailand was the cure for his yellow fever, it took only a one night stand to cure the jungle urge. ;)
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Of the four women that have proposed to me two were white, one was (very) black, and one was half Danish half Indian.
As pointed out before, they are all pink in the middle. Superficial features count for little, content of character is everything.
I have read The Vanishing American Jew by Dershowitz and agree with much of what he says, but I have to look at the bigger picture.
In a crowded world where everyone breaths the same air and drink the same water we absolutely MUST get past the polarizing effects of the us/them mentality.
Perhaps I feel so strongly because if you actually look up the GPS co-ordinates of Peckerwood Junction it gives you the intersection a block and a half from my house in LaVerkin, Utah where the sweep-it-under-the-carpet people keep blocking out the swastikas that get painted at night.
So I see the hybridization of the human race as both inevitable andnecessary for us in order to allow racism to become moribund.
Currently I am seeing a Chinese woman since, at my age, it is nice to be with somebody where a half hour later you feel like going again.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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I recently read that geneticists said eventually we will all look like Brazilians!
I'm really sad I won't be around to see Casual Fridays gone thong.
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